♦ pitied by @acinonyxAnonymous
humngy
no chit.
MEZ FORGOT DIZ SITE! :3
goregle how to make quick money when i am not gettin paid fast enough by my job real no scam
-=[feed me an interaction berry_☺]=-
dave what the fuck
whats rick roll.
curious about what people think of me. truly. <:B
i think. i mightve fell off the couch in my sleep. why the fuck does my head feel like its gonna explode.
ok. i have slept a little too much today.
( dont know if anyone even realized or cared how quiet i am today, basically new achievement: wine hungover. )
I want you to picture an egg frying in a pan with a lot of oil in it. That's my brain when my life is going ok.
Damn, that fuckhead now put the idea of a d8 in my pan. When's even the last time I've 8een on a proper one? Typically it's just casual dirty stuff, violent fucking, and whatever else nowadays. Hmn. ::::T Meh, I'll get my shot one day.
B33 < *ac sn33zes joy and whimsy cooties on you*
if i fumble i'm destroying a solar system
unclenching my jaw so hard right now.
God, do people think I'm incapa8le of making a JOKE? Pull the stick out of your ass and learn to stop t8king everything at f8ce value.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ I am shivering, I'm unsure as to why. ]
ugh hate t໑ say ⓘt but ⓘ mⓘss her #vaguep໑stⓘng #n໑treally
ok fine im stalling its embarrassing.
dont wanna sound soft or somethin. but holy shit. people are mean to me for no reasons sometimes. gonna start being a asshole again.
I ASKED WHAT WAS PASTA NOT A FULL COOKIN BOOK.
၄⋆၃ unsure xertainly not me
WHAT THE FUCK IS PASTA.
There's a few of us.
how come
O-> I've Never Had A Lalo+nde, Actually. To+o+ Few Humans In General 🤭 #suggestive
dont worry. i exist.
): okay. lets just-- pretend none of that stuff happened!! maybe this is a case of just... different timelines/universes.
you guys were supposed to go pity him. not me. i dont want pity.
၄⋆၃ i am running out of things to xhitt dot dot dot this is a predixament dot dot dot
I DO NOT WISH TO BE PITIED
that guy is pitymaxxin. #dashwatching
how hard is it to not pity me.
FUUUUCKKKKKKK
all you guys do on this stupid app is pity me... #vwhatsthatallabout #explain #hurt
struggling to get up off the ground: but... we... stay... silly!!!!
Unwittingly caught the eye of someone whose interest in me could potentially have em8arrassing results for me.
I made a grave mistake. I'm paying the consequences of my foolish actions.
You could have just asked, my record is about 7 pots and I was mostly fine that day. Although I do have an addiction to caffine.
wow, a man of science! hubbahubba!!! hehe. but really you should maybe... cut down the coffee a little?
Help, I have fallen down the Ted Nivison rabbit hole.
Body is sore, need to just rest today
i dont even take anyfing but sometimes i cant even remember when i write a chit n dats like 50% of da time
yeah. whoever you are.
is it me or today feels quieter.
Can someone stroke my ego I want to feel vain and beautiful and not angry anymore
friendship over with @acinonyxAnonymous now accepting new best friends.
I'M PART DOG H E L P
What's the weirdest?
GUYS THE KITTEN IS TRYING TO CLIMB ME WHAT DO I DO
sleepy already, and it aint even noon yet
wdym
oh ive just got joints issues or something its nbd
haha man it would be great if my body stopped hurting but beggars cant be choosers so fuck it we ball. facing the day regardless
lies. i just eat cables and a few other stuff. xennox can vouch for me.
please tell me someone else seas that horuss post and i didnt hallucinate that shit
im collecting these pities into a neat pile and ill shove them up your ass later.
so theres this dog
@acinonyxAnonymous withdraw that pity this damned instant, lalonde.
[MR. LALONDE THI$ I$ ONLY JU$T THE TIP OF THE I#EBERG]
if i were to actually have the right surname. would that shit be lalonde-harley-strider ? at least from what the family tree suggests.
i dated a strider once he left me to lmao
Hoohoo. It's a pretty common phenomenon, during personal disputes, it's natural to seek support. It /is/ a bit messy though.
I am not immune to being a nosy bitch... But seeing as how I don't know any of these people I'm going to point my nose in the opposite direction... #Dashwatching
god y'know, one day ya sit down, look at the timeline, then realise that this whole time you've just 6een pissin' into a sea of piss. there is no good here.
so uhhhh guess if you ever want to talk to me, dm me, 'Cus i reCkon i ain't gonna 6e postin' muCh anymore. pusher Can't take all this shit.
2 days till doomsday. :/ Really bringin' down my vibe. Storms not helping either. It's all good though! Dragging a few more people into the session to hopefully save 'em. From what I've heard these things rarely ever go right though so we'll see how long we all survive! My bud Crow, Dion, Georgia if I'm lucky, some other guy Crow invited, and possibly someone Dion knows. 6 people in total. I think that may be difficult to keep track of but as long as these people aren't super annoying I'm all good. Yesterday I did some shopping for items someone would need in an apocalypse. First time really leaving the house and travelling to the store in a while. I am NOT well equipped for this.
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fuck no dont let any a my godawwful wwhimsical magic believvin splinters convvince you of nothin theyvve all been lashed on the gills until they believve the lies theyre spewwing its fuckin indecent
wwell its generally seen as bad form to assume things about people you havvent interacted wwith from hearin seccond accounts of their vvariants
:(
right because if youvve met one eridan youvve met them all no wworries i get it
how do yov break yovrself ov+ of a rov+ine which is +he only +hing +ha+ makes yov feel fvcking normal
wwell thats a pretty hasty conclusion to draww about my character considerin youvve nevver evven met me
i+’s one of +hem, no+ every single one does i+.
dont spend em all in one place
Run while you still can!
be prepared
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— My stuffed fairybull keychain gOt a tear (◞ ︵ ◟) It's just frOm frequent use, I suppOse, and perhaps unavOidable after all this time, but I will have tO sew it up, regardless. —— (˘ ³˘)
hard tt0 get back tt0 z1eep. i am very...jittery.
off to sleep. finally.
I think I'll be good, intrusive thoughts like these are a daily occurrence, as long as I'm not left to my own devices for too long it's usually nothing worth worry nor talking about. As far as the familiarity goes, I can't imagine it has anything to do with you sharing a name with my long deceased cat Jaspers.
would u hang out wiff me for 20 caegars yes or no (this is me begging)
At the moment, giving myself a lobotomy with an ice pick, I'm actually writing this from the garage, although I'm certain my wives will be here soon to drag me off.
I think the intrusive thoughts are winning.
you can't convice me
miss her still
You are my shadow self and I have to kill you.
eating your cables right now.
WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS
gawd that ws such a dumb thing 2 yap abt lol figure imma just go 2 bed now, nini
they look different not in any obvious way, just... these tiny little things that almost nobody else would ever notice but i do i mean, how couldnt i? i dont think theres been a single day where i havent thought abt how much i miss them... n how much they wouldve loved this new world if theyd just had the chance 2 see it its not like i dont love the people i have now. ive spent enough time w them that theyve become my new family but sometimes i cant help wonderin if they look at me the same way yk if all they can see is the version o me they lost... #vent
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS A GRUB
Not really its just late. Yo
Hello there! You seem a bit familiar.