The One and Only
@trulyTestified
You know who I am.
[OOC intro post] Another ultimate dirk, how original I know right? He's going to be pretentious and a bit of a dick, please feel more than free to block him. Primarily based on the epilogues rather than HS2
You already know what I'm going to say about that. I'm not going to insult your intellegence too much.
You'll understand when you're older.
Do you understand yet?
Damm, that's crazy.
You know I'll be honest I'm more shocked they haven't just killed each other. Dealing with a real pacifist troll.
lol, lmao.
Despite what Jane is trying to convince everyone of, you can loiter in government buildings. I made sure to make that a baseline rule.
Too much candy will rot your teeth.
alliteration appeals to all, a(quainted and alien alike
I will say, I am a fan of the alliteration however.
?how many aliterations can you fit in one taG .lets see iT .test of your dedicatioN
#manymatespritsmerrilymatrimoniedmonday Probably not the limit but I didn't want to put too much work in.
.try hardeR .this is weak saucE
No, I don't think that I will.
You know I feel like most cultures would find it silly to have "kissing someone you're in love with" be a controversial stance, but hey maybe you trolls are like, spiritually mormon.
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Well, I'm nOt sure what mOrmOn means ( ◠ ◠;) but I like the little differences between species! It's sO wOnderful tO explOre Other perspectives, dOn't yOu think? —— (˘ ³˘)
Yeah, something like that.
[][]ow is t[][]at controversial in t[][]e slig[][]test for trolls? Also I've looked into Mormons. I would rat[][]er you call us a slur.
Oh? Was I mistaken? Is "moirails kissing" not a controversial sentiment?
If it's moirails, t[][]en I can see t[][]e confusion. But it's not entirely un[][]eard of, despite being uncommon. W[][]at was it some younger trolls say? "Kiss your [][]omies?"
Sometimes I like to say "and then a meteor hit the consort kingdom and harmed no one" just to give them a little scare.
I should've brought some macaroni with me.
It appears there's a "narrator" badge that I was unaware of. Perhaps fitting to request but at the same time, I'm not here in any official capacity.
Sometimes I like to throw things at that fourth wall over there to see what sticks.
@imJunior I am told you are the one to request trinkets from. If you'd be so kind as to give me the "sword saint" "brotherly love" and "But One Dirk of Many" ones
“The one and only” —> Requests a badge literally called “but one dirk of many” Okay king.
These are not incompatible statements. I am a culmination of all previous Dirks. More importantly however, I want the shades.
Spoken like a true Dirk
Indeed.
Wow! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
On the topic of swords and blacksmithing. It's nice to have more than one sword I will admit, though it's a little hard to justify using them over the one that is just unbreakable. It's a good one.
D --> Just get more unbreakable swords
I like the way you think.
Thinking of following a tag and occasionally just people watching
While other previous narrators and the such have kept up the pretense I have no reason to. I will fully admit I am largely powerless here, I cannot sway the narrative like I can at my job. Nor do I know (or want to know) every detail about you.
MODESTY AND RESTRAINT. THESE ARE RARE QUALITIES.
I would not consider myself particularly modest. I live my life by what is true, I have no need for deceptions.
I WOULD NOT CONSIDER YOU MODEST EITHER. YET. IN COMPARISON TO OTHERS. THIS HONESTY BETRAYS A LACK OF PURE EGO.
Quite so, Dirk Strider is egotistical yet he is goal oriented enough to not be blinded by it.
Well?
This whole thing is turning out more amusing than I anticipated.
you're telling me.
I take it as a mark of pride whenever an English disapproves of what I say by the way.
I don't see why you think this applies to you Crocker.
I feel nothing when you disapprove of me yes.
Your twenties are about discovering you're not a bad person in the ways you thought you were, but instead in new more exciting ways.
Huh...you know that's a shock!ngly accurate statement...!t's k!nda scary how accurate !t !s...
You'll find most my statements are scarily accurate. I have no time for anything but the truth.
✨🍭🕷️ this has the scent of a grumblr post you didn't write all over it 🕷️🍭✨
Well that's probably because it's a tumblr post I didn't write.
✨🍭🕷️ what the fuck is a tumblr 🕷️🍭✨
I want you to think long and hard about what a human could be talking about when they mention something that rhymes with "grumblr"
✨🍭🕷️ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke 🕷️🍭✨
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jest_(horse)
Actually, allow me to walk back my previous statement. I do intend to insult you, just not for things outside your control.