"The Unstoppable" Cyphel Peroxy

Kryqus "8D" Xyllem

(OOC) 1 week ago

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

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honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

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-- [ Show Dialoglog ] -- KRYQUS: And why doo yoou even like that booring oold film? KARDAR: >0+ BORING? DO YOU ACtUALLY tHINK A FILM tHAt COMPLEtELY CHANGED OUR PERCEPtION OF CINEMA IS BORING? KRYQUS: I’m noot saying it’s bad it’s just that it gooes oon foor three bloooody hoours and noothing even gooes “bang” in that time KARDAR: >0+ MAYBE IF YOU WERE tO ENGAGE WItH REAL ARt, RAtHER tHAN BURNING tHROUGH WHAt’S LEFt OF YOUR BRAIN WHILE SIttING IN CHIttR WAtCHING FOUR-SECOND VIDEOS, WHICH ARE PACKED WItH AS MUCH ACtION AS POSSIBLE, tHEN YOU WOULDN’t BE DEMANDING tHAt EVERY FILM YOU WAtCH tO BE FULL OF UNNECESSARY SPECIAL EFFECtS AND EXPLOSIONS. KRYQUS: Too be hoonest I’m just noot in the mooood foor serioous movies right noow KRYQUS: I’d much rather watch Giant Alien Rooboots Disguised as Vehicles Arrive- KARDAR: >0+ WHAt A tRASHY MOVIE. KRYQUS: I doon’t want too think aboout anything serioous right noow KARDAR: >0+ WELL, LIFE ISN’t ALL ABOUt ENtERtAINMENt, XYLLEM. KARDAR: >0+ It JUSt SO HAPPENS tHAt WE’RE NOW UP tO OUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOtS IN tHIS MESS, AND WE’VE GOt tO DEAL WItH It. KARDAR: >0+ SO YOU’D BEttER StARt tAKING tHIS MORE SERIOUSLY. KRYQUS: Doon’t yoou ever feel like yoou want a break froom all this coonstant stress? KRYQUS: It feels like there’s a moountain oon my chest KRYQUS: Ever since Zebradad died KRYQUS: It’s noot getting any better KRYQUS: Every night it’s as if i’m sinking deeper and deeper intoo a vat oof shit KARDAR: >0+ I DON’t SEE tHE POINt IN LOSING HEARt UNtIL It’S ALL OVER. KARDAR: >0+ EVERY SOLDIER MUSt BEAR HIS BURDEN WItH HIS HEAD HELD HIGH. KRYQUS: Since when have yoou becoome soo KRYQUS: Uplifting oor soomething KARDAR: >0+ DON’t MIStAKE MILItARY HONOUR FOR WEAKNESS. KARDAR: >0+ I’M tELLING YOU tHIS NOt SO YOU CAN WIPE YOUR SNOt ON YOUR FISt, BUt SO YOU StOP WHINING. KRYQUS: Soometimes it’s ookay too have a bit oof a mooan KARDAR: >0+ It'S IRRAtIONAL. KRYQUS: I’m sure yoou want too get everything ooff yoour chest toooo KRYQUS: We’ve all loost soo much KRYQUS: And noo matter hoow much yoou try too distance yoourself yoou’re still part oof oour crew KRYQUS: Doon’t yoou miss yoour hive oor Zetiry KARDAR: >0+ tHE HIVE WAS NEVER A HOME tO ME ANYWAY. KARDAR: >0+ JUSt A SHELtER WHERE I COULD HIDE FROM DRONES AND PEOPLE. KARDAR: >0+ LIKE YOU. KRYQUS: Soo yoou knoow the difference between a shelter and a hoome KRYQUS: Soo KRYQUS: Yoou have a desire foor care and loove and KARDAR: >0+ DON’t FILL MY HEAD WItH tHIS CRAP. KARDAR: >0+ “HOME IS WHERE YOU BELONG” – It’S JUSt A CLICHÉ FROM OLD FILMS. KARDAR: >0+ I DON’t KNOW WHY I SAID tHAt. KARDAR: >0+ BUt VERDER KNEW WHAt HE WAS GEttING HIMSELF INtO. KARDAR: >0+ HE DECIDED FOR HIMSELF tHAt HE WAS DOOMED tO DIE AND, It SEEMS, DID EVERYtHING POSSIBLE tO MAKE It HAPPEN. KRYQUS: I’d like too change that KRYQUS: I miss his eccentric wisdoom KARDAR: >0+ I CAN UNDERStAND tHAt. KARDAR: >0+ BUt EVERYtHING tHAt HAPPENED tO HIM WAS HIS OWN CHOICE. KARDAR: >0+ WE’RE NOt HIS CUStODIAN, tO WAG OUR PRONG At HIM AND FORBID HIM FROM DOING ANYtHING. KARDAR: >0+ EVEN IF It’S A MAttER OF LIFE AND DEAtH. KRYQUS: What if i died KRYQUS: Or Rakhni KARDAR: >0+ ARE YOU PUttING YOURSELF ON tHE SAME LEVEL AS HER? KRYQUS: I reckoon the three oof us are already cloose enoough KRYQUS: And oour relatioonships aren't any different too each oother KRYQUS: I mean she and i are oone and the same too yoou KRYQUS: And yoou twoo are oone and the same too me KRYQUS: In a gooood way https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/panel1.gif

Isidor Suidae

(OOC) 2 weeks ago

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Hey there! Some friends of mine and I have been making up troll equivalents for places and weekdays and other such things if anyone wants to use them! Don't by any means consider these canon, this is mostly just for personal reference and fun :o) It'll be updated more as time goes on! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1au7RUsEoqUCcOQAb_1VYE5VNWBHX0Dwz1Bfi-FNWkQM/edit?usp=sharing

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