Phuntr Guynax
@consequentlyOblique
if you'RE reading this i probably made you mad BAHAHA
guys can you tell me what videogames you'RE playing so i know what to avoid because i sincerely believe you will never ever live up to my tastes
the best part is that he thinks he isn'T going to be held down and shaved against his will
If your enemy has the advantage, fight somewhere where he has a disadvantage.
[I uh I don't even know where to start with you]-> do you know a little more about fighting than i do cause you invented it ->[You listening? okay heh..]
A foolish general pays for a thousand soldiers but no food. A wise general buys two of every animal and herds them onto a boat.
[I uh I don't even know where to start with you]-> Is that why its called a zoo unless its a farm? ->[You listening? okay heh..]
just so you all know i have gone door to door with the petition from @waningCatastrophe and in just 11 minutes we have garnered over 17,000 signatures! wow, maybe a record breaking amount to add to the already growing list of e-signatures
u r a tru hero 2 da service.. i salute u xO
@grandiosesaturation Quake In Yer Boots Bitch
some trolls be posting the most heartfelt shit on here, and then their quirk is something that like flips every single letter, reverses it, translates it back and forth between 3 different dialects, replaces 17 letters with symbols and you just go "what the fuck is this" and keep scrolling
my lusus is always asking when i'M going to fill my quads. doesn'T it understand that being one of the key posters and contributors to culture on this site is more important than that? a quad will last a sweep, maybe a few at most. these posts? timeless.
I'm goonna miss yoou soo bad when yoou get culled foor being bitchless yoou're oone oof the twoo reasoons i loog in back too chittr every day
Creepypasta type shit man
was smoking yesterday when a lusus walked past me with its grub in its arms. blew the smoke right in its face? the lusus was pissed but really it should thank me for boosting that little guy'S natural immunity, trust me when they grow up they won'T want to smoke. #you'REwelcome #substance
just found out @gutsyGumshoe blocked me. never even interacted with her posts. you know what that is? pure aura. fear from the corporate machine to see such a sheer force of nature in the ecosystem shaking things up. going to go eat a piece of grubloaf to celebrate this momentous occasion please congratulate me below
Anoother day anoother win
be impressed by my awesome wordle prowess. so good i didn'T even need to guess. check it. Wordle 1,747 0/6
today really has the most intolerable people on this site being normal for once. not me #realfreak
i wish this site had a dm feature so when you wanted to like flirt with someone you could just do that. OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sometimes i think about making a non-text post and then i ponder, what if some of the great works were all picture books and not just text? actually that'D be fucking awesome FUCK!!!
Thoose whoo cannoot read are noot deserving oof yoour poosts. Amen
i hate that one person that posts on here. if you read this and think "who could he be talking about?" it'S you. and you too. and YOU!!!
certain we will not be making it to day 4 of eridan week. quote me on this now. there will be some great disaster today or tomorrow morning. the great fire of eridan week they'LL call it
I'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT.
There's been a great disaster evvery day so far, I don't think it can be STOPP-ED.
oK some femaГes caN Be toГeRaBГe
"troll rome wasn't built in a day" how do they fucking know that? what if they were like super fucking quick at building shit
"the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." ok? now i'VE got like 2 million more steps to go what the fuck
recently passed 1000 kulls on this site. it will never be enough. i need 10,000 kulls. 100,000. 1,000,000. 100,000,000,000,000.
a crazy day where everyone tricks each other? heh... for me? that'S just a normal day. just a glimpse inside my twisted pan.
your lucky number for today? 41.6. don'T waste it.
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