Phuntr Guynax
@consequentlyOblique
guaranteed chittr shitposter. tickler of the funny chitin and certifiable chud. #teamchudleader
she makes me really, really happy. <3
Happy weekly fat booy friday @coonsequentlyOoblique
thanks man
for #phuntrphriday we'RE all playing world of grubcraft pandaria classic hop in gang (or go fishing that one'S okay to do too)
Fishing in Woorld oof Grubcraft Pandaria Classic
HAPPY FAT BOY FRIDAY RAHHHHHHHH #fatboyfriday or #fatfuckfriday IF YOU AREN'T EXACTLY A BOY!!!
Ta.
⦓ Yay! ⦔
hellllllllllllllll yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what up chittr nation and then i give the camera a crisp brofist
-=[hiiii x///-)_☺]=-
⦓ Good waking! ⦔
if it was a good waking i'D be fishing
touches you
-=[mgh_☺]=-
⦓ Oh, it is certainly #fishingfriday... ⦔
and it'S also (pause for dramatic effect)
⦓ ﴾Waiting with bated breath﴿ ⦔
(new post bud)
⦓ ﴾Oh! Thank you, ehe.﴿ ⦔
getting to the end of your candy and the only thing left is that one flavor you don'T like #youknowitstheorangeone
FUCK THIS. THE ORANGE ONES ARE GOOD. NOT THE BEST, BUT GOOD. THE ONE THAT'S LEFT ARE THOSE AWFUL, LAVENDER-COLORED CHALKY THINGS THAT NO ONE KNOWS THE ACTUAL NAME OF. I MIGHT CODIFY THEIR BANNING INTO LAW, ACTUALLY, SO THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION.
i like to get all of one flavor together and eat them all at once for a #tasteexplosion and if i did that with the orange ones i think i would fucking die on the spot
tell me something i don'T know
do we have any pirates on the site? are you guys still getting scurvy or what? what'S the situation looking like?
prettie sure we got at least like two
two pirates or two scurvies?
yeah
not necessarilie the same people
that one friend who just can'T quite match the vibe
anybody else love double jumping? like, you know, jumping and then jumping again?
Phuntr, you are so funny.
welcome to the laugh factory
no i say "YIPPEE"
i'M not doing this again. this is not an appropriate place for this joke.
you will never collect all 120 power stars
coochie coochie coo
Oomg meeeee
It's bad yeah i knoow but hey @coonsequentlyOoblique <>
Awww!!! How precious! 💛💛💛 You two are so cute.
⦓ Aw, how lovely! ⦔
OMGGGG HIS FURSONA IS SO CUTE WAITTT what animal is it !! !! !!
He said he wants it too be a grizzlybeast
YESSSSS YOU NAILED IT THAT'S WHAT I THOGUHT IT WASSSS
i love you, man.
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When they are mean too Phuntr Guynax oon Chittr doot ing
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Soometimes
Soometimes even me
Stoop talking like my dad broo?
Much better
having crazy chitt block. like. my mouth is hanging open and words won'T come out. that, but with typing.
-=[i aate them all_☺]=-
no...
I* Beli*eve I*n You, Prayi*ng For Your Recovery, Phuntr. I*t I*s Not The Same Wi*thout Your Drops Of Psychology Blessi*ng The Ti*meli*ne.ᛝ
thanks, man.
make em reopen guttercade punter the only place wwhere wwe can all riff off each others bad times
you gotta uhhhhhh idk actuallie good luck man
yeah man. kinda true actually.
That cape stole them from you.
all quiet on the frontal lobe
and the other lobes too
ThiS Is A fUnNy HAHA joKe. I DID thiS To mySelf, it'S okAy tO lAugh.
i don'T think you'RE meant to do that?
TO Be extReMEly fAir, IT waS CerTaInlY Not The DESIReD OUtcOME COMMA hOweVer MiSCalculAtIOns wERe MADE, CoNSeqUEnCES wERE HAD. proceDUre WAs adjUSTEd, fOlLOw-up pRocEdurEs WEnt WithOUT Issue. SO I WIlL TAKe MY varIous RelaTED impaiRMENtS beiNG tHE ONLY ConseqUEnce.
i'M no mediculler but why don'T you just get another frontal lobe? hm?
aLSo I WORkED HarD oN iNCrEaSING ThaT PREFrontAL CorTex'S psYChiC susCeptIBiLity AND telEPatHIC AbILITy. it wOuld BE SUCh A WASTe
are you unable to do both?
YKNOw I've NEvEr rePLAceD A cHuNk OF My BRAin bEfoRe BUt I SuSpECT tHe rECoVerY PerIOd WOuLD be sIGNifIcaNtly LONGer AnD MORe INtenSE THAn a few pErigeEs Of MiGrAiNE-SUSCEptAbiLitY anD Light sEnsITIvIty
guys look out. the WORST POSTER just came online and is posting now. #weallknowwhoimtalkingabout #notme #nicetry
i read the posts where you'RE vulnerable and i think "great time to kick them while they'RE down" and i don'T but maybe i should rethink that
not you kris. never you.
GROSS overestimation i'M afraid to say
you're right twentie is waie too big a number must be top fifteen since that's a smaller number
Sooo.. well damn i guess ill go back to bed screw you too >:oC
will neither confirm nor deny
which number am i
easilie top 10
make it top 5 and we'RE in business
i dunno... might be gettin a lil big for your britches there....
guys i just checked the schedule and we'RE WAAAAAY over quota on this pick-up line stuff. i'M going to need 2 people to have an argument over basically nothing and i'M going to need the rest of you to discuss your favorite seasons okay go
mie favourite season is uhhhhhhh spring
Dont forg3t th3 goon3ry Aint chitt3r without th3 goon3ry
i'M not sure those two guys are online right now, though?
Bro2ki th3r3 ar3 way mor3 than ju2t two horny mf2 on thi2 2it3.
who said horny? i was talking about chittr'S premier goons, goofus and galant ganduh? @goombaGooselikely
<I'vĕ ălwăys bĕĕn părtĭăl / tŏ făll ŏr wĭntĕr. / Thĕ dĭm sĕăsŏns hăvĕ / ă nŭmbĕr ŏf pĕrks, / lĭkĕ Frĭght Nĭght ănd / 12th pĕrĭgĕĕ's hŏlĭnĭght. And / nŏt bĕĭng ăbŏvĕ 70°F.>
h-hey um.. *looks at notes* did you, um, f-fall from uh, from h-heaven... *shuffles through notes* b-because you have t-the face of an... an... *a comedic gust of wind knocks the notes from my hands* NO!!! GOD NO!!! sorry i... you'RE just so pretty i... i'M sorry...
You got it bro2ki! Dont worry about it b3in p3rf3ct it ju2t gotta b3 confid3nt Ladi32 and g3ntl3m3n lov3 a goofy moth3rfuck3r
another 150,000 kult to casper cooper
favorite family dude moment: stuart calling his caretaker a "horrible bitch" haha you crack me up little grub
Coontrooversial
new phuntr arg, step one: bring me two... subway sandwiches. excited to find out the rest of my daring puzzles? #puzzle
the fruit wwizard says: fruit of hte day - corn
corns a grain
> grow's like wheat and rice > gets dried for a lot of stuff > can make bread thats a grain
the fruit wwizard says: > i cam control corn > i am fruit wwizard seems like frut to me
> i can hit you with a brick
the fruit wwizard says: > doesnt grow from tree > doesnt taste good bricks arent fruits
> never said it was a fruit > im running toward your location with a brick > im gonna use it to crush your thinkpan and turn you into a vegetable mfw
the fruit wwizard says: > just wanted to clarify > i can esily beat you with big watermelon > if anythink id bwcome a fruit not vegtable
you win this round.
bot^nic^lly spe^king, ^ll gr^in ^re fruit ^ctu^lly, simply dried. fresh corn is just fruit, but dried corn used in things like cornme^l or cere^l is ^ gr^in- but still technic^lly ^lso ^ dried fruit. so technic^lly you both correct.
starting a band (military) what instruments (of war) does everyone play?
i can work with this thank you fruit wwizard
cannon
the instrument not the weapon sorrie cant use it as a weapon
WHAT IF WE MAKE MISSILES THAT FIRE PIANOS?
and when they land they make a sound of whoever they'RE aimed at'S full legal name.
"can'T use it as a weapon" then WHY did you join my band (military)???
morale
CAREFUL, EVERYONE. WE’RE PIONEERING OVER HERE.
don'T let the empire find this one
