Phuntr Guynax
@consequentlyOblique
guaranteed chittr shitposter. tickler of the funny chitin and certifiable chud. #teamchudleader
hey. phuntr guynax here. leader of team chud (but not here to rub it in anyone'S face this time). as the duly elected representative of the team, i'VE spoken to our members and we'VE decided to open recruitment. if YOU think you have what it takes to become a member of team chud (the bar really is not that high) please fill out the following form and we'LL get back to you next wipe. maybe we will do interviews if there is a lot of interest, or if there are a lot of good candidates. PLEASE. do not take this too fucking seriously. it is just a form to eventually be called a chud officially on chittr. have some fun with it. will be tagging this post and future ones as #teamchudrecruit so if you'RE uninterested please blacklist it, because i'LL probably put the form out once or twice a cycle. thanks. https://forms.gle/SseKo82qegf7QnKk9
i tried onn some makeuup annd wennt to suubway with phuunntr to celebrate 30k kuult.
d'aww, bless the both of ya! 6lad ya's had a 6ood time. ^◡^
:33 < is that the phucker gaymax?
<<"you look really pretty, gloom!">>
hehe, thannk youu leynnah..
Looooking gooood Gloooom
thannks, kryquus.
xx_YAY_IM_GLAD_U_GUYZ_HAD_FUN_xx
you know it
.....🥺 pretty........
hehe, thannk youu..
another confession from an anonymous source, it reads: i just really do not fuck with troll hatsune miku'S music. sounds like pure fucking shit and drivel to me. ew. i understand why this is anonymous because the timeline would fucking cull you. send me more confessions that would get you culled in DMs #phuntconfessions
anon confession! again! this one reads: kryqus is such an awesome moirail for phuntr. he's sick. also xefros tritoh is really cool and awesome. what a sweet confession. send me more in DMs! #phuntconfessions
Coopium
Boooo yoou whoore
Faseniphoobic actually
Waaiit ii kiindaa viibe wiith thiiss aactuaally ⒶⒶll my friiendss aare faasseniiphobiic 🫂🔥🙏🩵 Ok no waaiit
yet another anonymous confession that reads: i'm really close friends with this rust, and also this fuchsia. i'd really appreciate a smooch from the both of them, but i don't know how to tell them! ahhhh!!! cool man. DM me more cool and awesome anonymous confessions. also realized i should tag this annoying shit. FUCK. my bad #phuntconfessions
another anon confession that says: has anyone actually seen @irrefutableDecalogue play ANY card games? i'm willing to bet their win ratio (if they even do play) isn't even that good... to be fair you never see this guy posting decklists. DM me MORE! MORE CONFESSIONS MORE!!!
Excuse Me? They Dare Quest|on Ptolmy Kanast, Champ|on Duel|st And H|s Deckbu|ld|ng Prowess? | Dom|nate The F|duspawn, Duel Luc| And Mag|c The Scatter|ng Scene On Beforus For A Reason, And | Assure You And Th|s Anonymous Coward | Would Dom|nate On Altern|a As Well.
Confession: My name is actually Gunthr Phynax.....
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthat w0u1d be fucked up [END MESSAGE]
It's true.. 😔
another anonymous confession which says: diablo ii is the best out of the whole franchise you don'T say. DM me more awesome and cool submissions
another confession from anonymous. this one is... interesting. i just want @hemoptysisCyanide to know that there's a LOT about their matesprit that they don't know. if they do know... hoo, boy. that'S... interesting? huh. alright. DM me if you have another confession.
>>| what. that's .interesting.
you'RE telling me.
>>| .i know. .i'm just commenting.
> wat <
another confession in from anonymous, it reads: I miss that Phuntr guy, wonder when he'll post next? right now. thanks for that. DMs open for more awesome and cool confessions
another confession (if you can call this one that) from someone who wants to go as 'PIRATE KING' said: MY GREAT FORTUNE IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING. THAT IS, IF YOU CAN FIND IT ALL. IN ONE PIECE... AT 48.0672° N 12.8636° E okay well there you go intrepid treasure hunters. DM me any more confessions you have.
first confession here is from anonymous and they said: there is a certain cerulean on this website that i've been talking to non-stop. i'm sure they know who they are when they read this, but honestly i can't help but want a little more than what we have right now. very cool stuff. dm me if you want YOUR confession posted - this is for ONE day only.
I didn't say that
I quite literally did noot say that
i can never reveal if this is true or not as it would affect my impartiality as a confession keeper
I think yoou just made it up too be hoonest
no this is genuinely something someone sent me
That's crazy lmfaoooooooooo
what do you mean himero changed his handle and it wasn'T to something like @doubleTapper
sardoni((atharsis
thanks i had just read it and forgot what it was (no offence to himero i'M just stupid) and had to go search for it again BAHAHA
hey everyone just letting you know that i am opening my dms for everyone to put their DEEPEST AND DARKEST SECRETS into, which i will then post on to the timeline in a confessional style. you might ask yourself: why would i do this instead of using one of those anon-confession things? well, who are you going to trust? some faceless troll, or your friendly neighborhood phuntr guynax? dms are open the confession doctor is IN!
THIS CAN ONLY GO WELL.
i expect to get none and it'S possibly the funniest thing that could happen actually
>> That'ડ rea11y pretty <:))
wWw i know we're like competitorzz and all that but glhf nonetheleszz!! <:)) wWw
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I think Casper and Phuntr c-o-o-uld yes and each -o-o-ther int-o-o- their graves.
we'RE like a professional comedy duo
The only difference between you and a professional comedy duo is that you are not being paid.
in it for the love of the game/paid in clout
it makes me feel good
holy shit dude. they call it beforus... because they were before us ohhh fuuuuck
Afterthat
previouslyon
Lookingahead
goagain
With each iteration, they get a new moon btw.
by the time we get to goagain they'LL have trolls named crispr croppr and fantas crymax
Goagain has a sun that if you even think about, you turn into carbon. Goagainians Crispr Croppr and Fantas Crymax are subterranean
and they'RE posting on crittr about us. RIGHT NOW
Oh fuck oh shit. That's so scary
hey.
hi. you.
any luck?
still driving around.
yeah i know. thanks man
when you find them. you better be going after that mouse troll next. probably dont have to tell you that though
<<"hi">>
hi leynah my friend leynah
<<"hello phuntr my friend phuntr">>
watching grub sensory videos just to feel something
Oooooo i wanna doo it toooo
would you guys believe me if i said i'M 6'8"
you unsettle me a little.
sounds like a j*b. no thanks
I find that purplebl♠♠dz ♠ften unzettle a l♠t ♠f caztez. It'z underztandable. Ezpecially th♠ze wh♠ f♠ll♠w the w♠rdz ♠f the Mezziahz.
i think the rampant culling tends to do that to a lot of trolls yeah
>>| yes.
No.
It izn't that different fr♠m the culling many ♠ther caztez participate in. But I find it, unruly. And unh♠ly az well. I d♠n't practice that branch ♠f the religi♠n.
Could you get just ONE (⒈) inch shorter? Please?
II forget, so yes.
no
yeah i make jokes that could seriously get me fucking culled what of it
▲thought you got culled seriously where've you been▼
#phunt never die
i'VE been making money moves (driving around all fucking day making no money)
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Aura