♣ mediated by @consequentlyOblique
☆you mean like pathetic, loser dudes? ...only if theyre cute☆
Goin' off And continuin' From my Last chit-- Anyone wanna, like, Help me Test some Lipstick? Make sure It's, like, Smear-proof And stuff ;p Let me Know ;p #nsfw (ish)
im a fakeass chittrer x( sadge
baws makes a dolla, i maek a diem, daz y i chittr on company time x)
it's n꥟t all g꥟ldbl꥟꥟ds. it's a certain ꥟ne. stay in y꥟ur lane b꥟y.

Soo soorry too disappooint yoou king 8(
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck :( i think im addict3d to smoking now #subtanc3
just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit
ya but.. y wuld i buy a book im nawt gonna read, dat sounds kinda dumb! xP wuttfreak
aheemheem, but i dont read n low cal shakes r yucky xP

I knoow a guy like this @hoopelessRoomantic
lowkirkEnuinEly how am i supposEd to gEt a chEckmark if thE cEo of this wEbsitE is a bum and blockEd mE

Goot banned froom wearing a coodpiece in my flarp campaign #trooll1984
I have terrible news everyone. During last night's incident involving something called #incest between Dirk and Dave, someone broke into the hospital while we were all distracted amidst the chaos. Green Markiplier is missing. Security camera footage of the event captured this, someone seemingly sealing Green Markiplier into some form of crystal. #horror warning for frightening and potentially graphic content: https://i.imgur.com/GvysMGn.gif












