♣ mediated by @consequentlyOblique

Woow
Don't worry! I can ALWAYS check up on you, and always will! When you're on a walk, or in your sleep, or when you don't know it, or— EVERYWHERE!!! You are never alone~! Heh heh. :}

Guess

Shhh.....
It'z not.
Thiz ztr3am of Phuntr tagz iz hon3ztly v3ry funny to watch whil3 I hav3 th3 troll th3mz3lv3z flirting at m3 in my DMz
Why do you think it'd b3 cool, Phuntr?

No. Your life has meaning.

Ookay i foorgive yoou baby
Shiiiiit I don't slip into OTHER TROLLS DMS they slip into MINE~ While we're on the topic this site don't even got IMAGE SUPPORT for those POOR BASTARDS so they aren't even sendin' me their fuckin' BULGES like they usually do~ Anyways yeah, I'll be HAPPY to hit you so hard you go HORIZONTAL if we catch each other in the streets, CHUDDENHEIMER~

And it's still loower than Burais's

↗️STOP.↗️

hhhhuh. iexpected. more i guess.

▲i mean i wasn't just talking about cigarettes but if you wanna pussy out on it feel free▼
Some among us specialize in facilitation. Haa Haa.
K--<i lovemy moirail i think
K--<i should call her

8=8 > AbsoBARKinlutely and I take offense at the thought that i could be otherwise

↗️1) EASILY PREDICTABLE TWIST, IF YOU ARE ABLE TO USE REDUCTIVE REASONING AND PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO MINUTE DETAILS, LIKE ANY ELITE EMPLOYEE MIGHT.↗️ ↘️his title alone is enough to knock the stemcaps of any diamond barkbeast underling together↘️ ↗️AND I FELT THE SAME WAY.↗️ ↘️when he was on screen↘️ ↗️WHICH WAS LITERALLY ALMOST ALWAYS↗️ ↘️i could not stop myself from trembling.↘️ ↗️WERE I PLAYING ON MY HYPOTHETICAL PREYSTATION THAT I DO NOT OWN, AND NOT WATCHING A DILIGENT PLAYTHROUGH, I WOULD HAVE BEEN FORCED TO UTILIZE THE CLUCKBEAST DOMEDECORATION.↗️ ↘️2) the will of the boss is the rightful subjugation of others through forced unity, the ideological equivalent of forcing everyone to wear approximately the same uniform with no deviation.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT HAVE TO STATE EXPLICITLY THAT I AM A HUGE FAN, AND HE IS LITERALLY LIVING UP TO HIS NAME.↗️ ↘️complete boss move.↘️ ↗️3) I DO NOT THINK THEY SHOULD, BECAUSE I KNOW THEY ALREADY HAVE.↗️ ↘️the connection he has to his inferior underling is palpable in peace walker.↘️ ↗️THEY LITERALLY PAIL ONSCREEN, IDIOT.↗️ ↘️obscured by only thin cardboard.↘️ ↗️UNLESS VENOM IS A POOR LOVER↗️ ↘️which would be a fantastic way to characterize him and his innate power↘️ ↗️THEN THEY HAVE ALREADY COPULATED THEIR RANK OF SUPERIOR AND INFERIOR BY EXCHANGING ORAL EXCRETIONS.↗️ ↘️wrestling tastemuscles.↘️ ↗️IT IS THE WILL OF THE LATENT BOSS GENETICS WITHIN EVERY ITERATION OF SNAKE TO SEEK OUT AN INFERIOR MALE TO COUPLE WITH.↗️ ↘️otacon, miller, ocelot.↘️ ↗️HIS CONTROL OVER THEM IS PALPABLE.↗️
...Well now II want a team that can kick your team's ass. #Violence #Threat #Phunt

Crazy thing too say

Oop zorry (`ε´ ) not zorry

xx_FUCK._FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!_CHOW_CANT_HAMDEL_DIS_MUCH_CEREAL_EPICNESS!!!!_FUUUUUUUUCGK!!!!!_xx

This is because yoou're mine and oonly mine
stop / stop interacting / I don't want this

>> Okayokayokay Thank you for refra¡n¡ng, ¡'11 take my 1eave. You're r¡ght, ¡'m too ડoft for that.

zhould i ztop ztalkin him? <3 if no <3< if yez (´• ω •)

I AM GOING TO CULL YOU

I hope I can have as much kull as you one day.
moTher of fuck, This is The firsT Time in a liTTle biT ThaT i wenT a day wiThouT geTTing my bloodshed on. ain'T losing my grip, jusT been lazy honesTly. a moTherfucker geTs a wee biT bored afTer The same bump 'n' grind every day, y'know? someTimes even your local clown wanTs a day in.
K--<hop off kryqus

That is a poossibility

The realest oones have noo need too see yoou physically naked. They will see yoour true nude sooul and fuck with it heavily #sooulmate

Friendship Friday fucking cancelled until we hear from @tenebrificTermagant :(

"= low and high are peak, midbloods are not really anything. what does that make me? ? nobody else did this. ="
>>| well, let's do .another survey. what quadrant was the first? .if you're too shy, you can just react .appropriate to the quadrant. .otherwise, feel free to share .a story. .i'll start, by having first .as flushed. .it was .a bronzeblood, fancy guy, met him while .i was working .in the barbershop, that got burned down .a while .ago. but sadly, he got .into trouble that got lethal.

ITS NOT A BIG ENOUGH TREBUCHET TO FLING A WHOLE PERSON ITS LIKE A SMALLER ONE.
Goin' off And continuin' From my Last chit-- Anyone wanna, like, Help me Test some Lipstick? Make sure It's, like, Smear-proof And stuff ;p Let me Know ;p #nsfw (ish)
it's n꥟t all g꥟ldbl꥟꥟ds. it's a certain ꥟ne. stay in y꥟ur lane b꥟y.

oKAY NOW, iS MY PROFILE IMAGE, sTILL COOL?

Soo soorry too disappooint yoou king 8(
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck :( i think im addict3d to smoking now #subtanc3
just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

I knoow a guy like this @hoopelessRoomantic

man do u think i even get 2 play in tourneys on earth c T____T i cant go anywhere like that!! no one even lets me lose!!!!!! this is STR8 4 the love of the game & also online play

Goot banned froom wearing a coodpiece in my flarp campaign #trooll1984
I have terrible news everyone. During last night's incident involving something called #incest between Dirk and Dave, someone broke into the hospital while we were all distracted amidst the chaos. Green Markiplier is missing. Security camera footage of the event captured this, someone seemingly sealing Green Markiplier into some form of crystal. #horror warning for frightening and potentially graphic content: https://i.imgur.com/GvysMGn.gif






















