Sonter Farros
@pollydeucesSingularity
Main Overseer:HA OC, Bard of Void, A Wasted Youth Is Better By Far Than A Wise And Productive Old Age <3 taken by @prismaticForensicist Art by SirHelel, base created by DeepSeaHorror
ever w0nder why 50me cla55e5 are l0cked behInd the hem05pectrum? wIldlIng5 are 0lIve exclu5Ive, and are far m0re... flav0r than functI0n, they have alm05t the 5ame number 0f 5kIll5 a5 the thIef, and are ab0ut a5 fragIle In m05t ca5e5, but there'5 tw0 dI5tInct advantage5 wIldlIng5 have 0ver the c0mm0n thIef: 1. they can tame a wIld lu5u5 t0 bec0me a permanent c0mpanI0n 2. wI5d0m I5 a natIve 5tat, gIvIng wIldlIng5 advantage 0n wI5d0m 5ave5, al50 kn0wn a5 the 5ec0nd m05t c0mm0n 5ave In the game they al50 have acce55 t0 addItI0nal feat5 f0r ranged c0mbat, and make f0r 0ne 0f the be5t archer cla55e5 In the game If kItted 0ut c0rrectly, th0ugh 0bvI0u5ly IndIg0 archer5 are mechanIcally 5uperI0r f0r 5traIght up c0mbat, wIldlIng5 have 5tealth and 5urvIval a5 pr0fIcIent 5kIll5, 50 In certaIn envIr0nment5 they are InfInItely m0re u5eful... but 0ut5Ide 0f theIr fav0red envIr0nment5, they're rather handIcapped, gue55 y0ur ch0Ice 5h0uld be ba5ed 0n what'5 needed f0r the 5ettIng 0f the campaIgn In thI5 ca5e
mate5prIt'5 lu5u5 lIke5 h0ardIng gIft5, Ir0nIcally I g0t a new h00dIe 5Ince 5he 5t0le all 0f my 0ld 0ne5, It'5 0nly a matter 0f tIme I5n't It?
tree5 really ju5t be d0Ing that 5hIt
alchemIzIng new fayg0 and ImmedIately regrettIng It I5 ju5t part 0f the pr0ce55
try tꙮ alchemize an apple withꙮut using a pre-existing ꙮne. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
do not do this! when we tried it led to a three hour argument, two hospitalizations and a greenhouse getting smashed
as the yꙮungsters say, "let him cꙮꙮk" - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
f0ll0wIng up 0n my rant fr0m ye5terday, let'5 talk ab0ut the thIef cla55, apart fr0m 5wa5hbuckler5 (whIch are exclu5Ive t0 cerulean5) I have never 5een any0ne ab0ve an 0lIve take thI5 cla55, whIch I5 a 5hame becau5e wIth0ut the 5Ingle greate5t utIlIty cla55 ever made y0u're g0nna have a much harder tIme dunge0n crawlIng and mI55 0ut 0n 50 much 5weet l00t then agaIn that'5 kInda a mIcr0c05m 0f 50cIety at large I5n't It? l0wbl00d5 make the be5t u5e 0f thIeve5 t0 retrIeve trea5ure5 and 5ubvert challenge5 they 0therwI5e w0uld be In grave danger 0f dyIng t0, whIle hIghbl00d5 5eem t0 dI5regard the5e danger5 and trea5ure5 entIrely, m05t lIkely becau5e they 5ee havIng t0 5t00p t0 u5Ing thIeve5 a5 beneath them In c0mbat, y0u'll 0nly have lIght arm0r and n0 real way 0f tankIng damage, 50 y0ur 0nly rec0ur5e I5 t0 av0Id damage entIrely, whIch the uncanny d0dge pa55Ive make5 ea5Ier than It 50und5, but gettIng c0mplacent and relyIng 0n It ha5 ended m0re than 0ne a5pIrIng thIef whIle m05t 5ubcla55e5 are mechanIcally 5ImIlar, archae0l0gI5t5 have the be5t 0b5ervatI0nal 5kIll5, vIgIlante5 have the l0we5t crItIcal thre5h0ld, ect, there I5 a very Imp0rtant ch0Ice y0u mu5t make early 0n: 5Ingle weap0n 0r dual wIeldIng I kn0w what y0u're thInkIng and n0, dual wIeldIng I5n't natIve, y0u have t0 take a feat f0r It, but whIle m05t thIeve5 y0u've 5een have a dagger In each hand there I5 50me genuIne 5trategy t0 0nly u5Ing 0ne weap0n, a l0ng5w0rd e5pecIally, beIng able t0 put feat5 Int0 parryIng I5 much ea5Ier wIth 0ne hand free, gIvIng y0u an0ther layer 0f damage av0Idance, but al50 let5 y0u acce55 y0ur utIlIty belt In c0mbat, and any g00d thIef wIll 5pend theIr d0wntIme craftIng gadget5 t0 help In theIr adventure5
ch0c0late chIp peanut butter c00kIe5 at three In the m0rnIng
fuck It5 been a l0ng tIme 5Ince I dj'd, haven't had a g00d party t0 In 5weep5
damn I g0t a laugh5a55In f0ll0wIng me after that p05t, am I c00ked?
pErhAps thEy ArE A frIEndly OnE? :)
If I had a b00nd0llar f0r every tIme I've met a kInd laugh5a55In I'd have 0ne b00nd0llar, whIch I5n't Al0t but It'5 weIrd that It even happened
mOst lAUghsAssIns I'vE mEt ArE qUItE kInd! At lEAst dUrIng mAss...
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you're a ¢lown. how they treat you doe$n't $ay mu¢h.
wEll, I wOUld hOpE thEy wOUld trEAt OthErs thE sAmE!
lma fu¢king o
You might be about to be 2erved a2 well φor good mea2ure.
0h and 5Ince I'm thInkIng 0f cerulean5, let'5 ju5t get thI5 0ut 0f the way: why d0 y'all d0g 0n l0wbl00d5 f0r pIckIng the thIef cla55 when y0ur bel0ved 5wa5hbuckler I5 a 5ubcla55 0f thIef? yeah, I 5aId It, #5hade
telekInetIc cla55e5 are 0ften ru5t 0r g0ld bl00d5 that can't aff0rd pr0per equIpment wIth0ut beIng executed f0r cheatIng, but f0rtunately the c0re manual f0r thI5 edItI0n grant5 many b0nu5e5 t0 unarmed and unarm0red c0mbat, the number 0f teal5 and cerulean'5 that I've 5een l05e all 5en5e 0f a plan when they get punched In the face I5 hIlarI0u5, but that'5 n0t what we're talkIng ab0ut telekInetIc5, unlIke theIr IndIg0 c0unterpart5 wh0 al50 fIght unarmed, have a pleth0ra 0f ranged abIlItIe5 and benefIt fr0m b0th dexterIty and wI5d0m, 50 y0u may be tempted t0 n0t 5pread 0ut y0ur 5tat5, but tru5t me, d0n't w0rry ab0ut 5trength 0r charI5ma, put a few m0re p0Int5 Int0 c0n5tItutI0n 50 y0u can 5urvIve th05e hard crItIcal5, but f0r the m05t part y0u can tune y0ur kIt t0 ju5t... n0t yet hIt unarm0red, y0ur ba5e defen5e at level ten, I5 the 5ame a5 a thre5hIcutI0ner In full plate 0f the 5ame level, If the auth0r5 th0ught ab0ut thI5 whIle play te5tIng 0r n0t I d0n't kn0w but It'5 awe50me
lIfe I5 c0ld and hard, b00b5 are warm and 50ft #5ugge5tIve #Igue55
I'm a ba5Ic bItch wh0 enj0y5 the empIre fIr5t and f0rem05t, but damn, wh0ever came up wIth the Idea f0r a factI0n 0f raInb0w drInker pIrate5 need5 a raI5e #battlemace #t0talwar3
I'll c0me 0ut and 5ay It: I thInk human5 have the rIght Idea wIth the wh0le bed c0ncept, blanket5 are m0re c0mf0rtable than 5lIme
straight up big dawg, preach it, shout it from the rooftops, make it known, let the mattress firms invade every small town across that alien globe
oh definitely but sometimes you gotta invite the mafia into your home in order to get a good nights rest, i dont make the rules i just live by em
C0mfy y35, but 50p0r h45 th4t nic3 t4ng t0 it th4t c0tt0n c4n't c0mp3t3 with
1 dunn0, 1 w45 tw0 cup5 d33p wh3n y0u 5t4rt3d t4lking b4b3
am I a me55? ab50lutely, but am I a h0t me55? ...n0
a lIght that ha5n't w0rked In 0ver a 5weep ju5t came 0n and 5cared the fuck 0utta me
http5://mu5Ic.y0utube.c0m/playlI5t?lI5t=OLAK5uy_lb9xPXamyNgd48cvPK_0pdyMrtA2_WuUM&5I=tR2dcRGYQc2F-783 thI5 wh0le thIng I5 a vIbe, what kInd depend5 0n y0u
lI5tenIng t0 thI5 0ld playlI5t brIngIng back mem0rIe5... 5tIll d0n't get why the human5 alway5 wanted t0 thr0w, lIke, a half d0zen In5trument5 In when I c0uld ju5t u5e my turntable5??
Idk If It'5 my br0w5er 0r what but lIke, thI5 5Ite 0nly 5eem5 t0 l0ad thIng5 when I 5wItch 0ff the tab?
new dlc f0r my fav0rIte factI0n but I'm tryIng t0 5ave...