Sonter Farros
@pollydeucesSingularity
Main Overseer:HA OC, Bard of Void, A Wasted Youth Is Better By Far Than A Wise And Productive Old Age <3 taken by @prismaticForensicist Art by SirHelel, base created by DeepSeaHorror
lamentIng the 5truggle 0f c0ntInued c0n5cI0u5ne55, fuck It, nap tIme
I've g0t twenty 0ne c0ncept5 but a 5Ingle aIn't 0ne If y0u're 5tIll referencIng jay-z I feel bad f0r y0u, 50n 50 what'5 the 5ecret t0 hIp-h0p? jazz, blue5 and r0ck? 5tep 0ne: break 0ut a pad and kIll y0ur wrIter'5 bl0ck #lyrIcp05tIng
I explaIned warhammer l0re t0 her f0r h0ur5 and 5he n0t 0nly a5ked que5tI0n5, but let me hIt after #n5fw #kn0wy0uraudIence
freed0m + payday = waffle hIve
... ya mean the Southeast? Or... actually Ah don't fuckin' know what Alternia even looks like, let alone the cultural and social mapping across continents. Nevermind.
--E√ Waffle Hive ain't even that good... Their hash browns aren't even in patʇy form.
lI5ten, lI5ten, It'5 n0t ab0ut 0verall qualIty, It'5 ab0ut a cravIng y0u get when y0u ju5t get 0ff 0f w0rk and kn0w eatIng 0ut I5n't g0Ing t0 break the p0rkh0ll0w, 50methIng grea5y but I5n't g0Ing t0 get y0u 5Ick, 50methIng a lIttle m0re expen5Ive than fa5t f00d 50 y0u kn0w It'5 at lea5t a 5tep better al50, fluffIe5t damn 0melette5 0ut5Ide 0f a fancy a55 re5taurant, guaranteed
5tIll g0t that empty 5p0t In the 0rrery where y0ur w0rld u5ed t0 be, I mI55 It, and y0u,
5he want5 t0 g0 t0 a human hIve that I5 5upp05edly haunted, the hell d0 human5 want t0 5tIck ar0und f0r after death?
preferred weap0n? when my p5I0nIc5 burnt 0ut I ended up u5Ing 5umm0ner'5 dIce f0r awhIle, they're 5tIll fun t0 break 0ut If y0u want t0 rI5k 5henanIgan5
kInda wantIng t0 take the 0ld dreadnaught 0ut t0ward5 the dream bubble5 agaIn,
y0u d0n't have t0 fIll every quadrant t0 feel c0mplete, 0r even t0 feel g00d ab0ut y0ur5elf, 50metIme5 y0u ju5t need the rIght 0ne fIlled
ever w0nder why 50me cla55e5 are l0cked behInd the hem05pectrum? wIldlIng5 are 0lIve exclu5Ive, and are far m0re... flav0r than functI0n, they have alm05t the 5ame number 0f 5kIll5 a5 the thIef, and are ab0ut a5 fragIle In m05t ca5e5, but there'5 tw0 dI5tInct advantage5 wIldlIng5 have 0ver the c0mm0n thIef: 1. they can tame a wIld lu5u5 t0 bec0me a permanent c0mpanI0n 2. wI5d0m I5 a natIve 5tat, gIvIng wIldlIng5 advantage 0n wI5d0m 5ave5, al50 kn0wn a5 the 5ec0nd m05t c0mm0n 5ave In the game they al50 have acce55 t0 addItI0nal feat5 f0r ranged c0mbat, and make f0r 0ne 0f the be5t archer cla55e5 In the game If kItted 0ut c0rrectly, th0ugh 0bvI0u5ly IndIg0 archer5 are mechanIcally 5uperI0r f0r 5traIght up c0mbat, wIldlIng5 have 5tealth and 5urvIval a5 pr0fIcIent 5kIll5, 50 In certaIn envIr0nment5 they are InfInItely m0re u5eful... but 0ut5Ide 0f theIr fav0red envIr0nment5, they're rather handIcapped, gue55 y0ur ch0Ice 5h0uld be ba5ed 0n what'5 needed f0r the 5ettIng 0f the campaIgn In thI5 ca5e
mate5prIt'5 lu5u5 lIke5 h0ardIng gIft5, Ir0nIcally I g0t a new h00dIe 5Ince 5he 5t0le all 0f my 0ld 0ne5, It'5 0nly a matter 0f tIme I5n't It?
tree5 really ju5t be d0Ing that 5hIt
alchemIzIng new fayg0 and ImmedIately regrettIng It I5 ju5t part 0f the pr0ce55
try tꙮ alchemize an apple withꙮut using a pre-existing ꙮne. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
do not do this! when we tried it led to a three hour argument, two hospitalizations and a greenhouse getting smashed
as the yꙮungsters say, "let him cꙮꙮk" - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
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ch0c0late chIp peanut butter c00kIe5 at three In the m0rnIng
fuck It5 been a l0ng tIme 5Ince I dj'd, haven't had a g00d party t0 In 5weep5