Costar Treign

@surlyTabloid

LOCAL RESLAUGHTER AND WRITER RUNNING NUMEROUS BLOGS. NOT BIASED. AT ALL. #FAKE #NEWS

Blood: IndigoAge: 21 years9.9 sweepsKult Score: 408Kull Score: 7386 followers 6 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@surlyTabloid[ST]

GLAMOROUSLY 5’2 FEET TALL. IM FAR MORE EXOTIC. AND RARE THAN THE STANDARD ALTERNIAN.

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@clinquantCalico[CC]

ITTY BITTY COMMITTEE!! WE RISE!!

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

DO NOT CALL ME. ITTY BITTY, LITTLE DUDE.

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@clinquantCalico[CC]

im gonna hold your hand when i tell you this... 5'2 is itty bitty

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE COLOR. AND WHY IS IT VIOLET? #MINDREAD

@surlyTabloid[ST]

JEGUS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT. MY TIMELINE IS A TRASH HEAP.

@surlyTabloid[ST]

NOTICE HOW IT’S THE LOWBLOODS COMPLAINING. #TRUTHPOCALYPSE

#truthpocalypse

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A user of established repute

@avidApiarist[AA]

Ztfu.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

YEASTERS BLOG IS FINISHED. HAPPY EARLY YEASTER. TO ALL OBSERVING CLOWNS. IM SO HAPPY I DONT HAVE TO BLOG. YOUR SHITTY EVENTS FOR ANOTHER SWEEP. #FUCKYOU

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

IS THE STUPID FUCKING SITE BROKEN. OR DO I NEED TO GO CULL MY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR? #HOGGINGTHEETHERNET

#hoggingtheethernet

@surlyTabloid[ST]

I’M ONE BAD DAY AWAY. FROM HORNY POSTING.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... #IWANTCANDY #DOIREALLY?

#iwantcandy #doireally

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️LOSER.↗️

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@tumblingTenet[TT]

i COULd offer you a new one

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

You should find a job you love.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

ALL I DO IS WIN. LITTLE GUY.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

NO THANK YOU. MY JOB AND I ARE IN A STRONG BLACKROM.

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@tumblingTenet[TT]

!ohhhh i UNdERSTANd now! Please enjoy Pitching your job (:F

@surlyTabloid[ST]

I’M NOT OUT OF CUPS CAUSE THEY’RE ALL BROKEN. NOT BECAUSE I’M NOT WASHING UP. #HOLYSHIT

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

DIDN’T MEAN TO WRITE THE FIRST "NOT" #GOODLUCKREADINGTHAT

#goodluckreadingthat

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Chittr user Costar lies about being out of cups for clout?

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

I AM OUT OF CUPS.... JEGUS WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND....

@surlyTabloid[ST]

DRINKING MILK OUT OF A BOWL. LIKE A GOGDAMN #PURRBEAST. CAUSE I’M OUT OF CUPS.

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Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I'd love to introduce you to a miraculous usable-cup-generating invention known as soap and water.

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@redPrincipessa[RP]

wash your cups?

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

SHUT UP.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < the only right way to enjoy milk

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Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I keep trying, but it just doesn't work.

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@redPrincipessa[RP]

then suffer

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

CONFLICTED IF I WANT TO FINISH THE CLOWNS’ YEASTER FUNDAY BLOG. OR SHOW UP TO #ERIDANWEEK AGAIN. AND MAKE A REPORT ON IT AGAIN. #JUSTKIDDING #IDONTWANNADOEITHER #BUTIHAVETO

#butihaveto #justkidding #idontwannadoeither #eridanweek

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE END OF THE SOLAR PERIGEE. ONE DAY CLOSER TO HIGHER QUALITY WORK.

@surlyTabloid[ST]

TRYING TO GET MY WORK DONE. BUT IM DISTRACTED BY ALL THE PRETTY PEOPLE IN MY TIMELINE. TODAY’S BLOG WILL BE LATE. #NSFW #LATE #QUITBEINGHOT

#nsfw #quitbeinghot #late

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

I SHOULD BUILD A MACHINE. THAT DOES MY JOB. FOR ME. BUT IT WOULD PROBABLY BE WORSE. THAN ME.

@surlyTabloid[ST]

CAN THE SITE GO DOWN AGAIN? PLEASE.

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@insecureNature[IN]

Nope.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

DRATS.

@surlyTabloid[ST]

ARE YOU MY MATESPRIT? CAUSE I WANT YOU. TO BE MY MATESPRIT. #AMIGETTINGTHISRIGHT?

#amigettingthisright

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@insecureNature[IN]

Getting Warmer!

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

ARE YOU CHITTR? CAUSE I HATE YOU. #BLACKROM

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

How rude.

@lunarLupine[LL]

Bet.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

YEAH.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

You are not a very kind person. It would seem.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

YOU HAVE A BRILLIANT. COGNITION.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

WHY IS MY FEED. FILLED WITH VAGUE AMOROUS ROMANCE?

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@araneaSerket[AS]

I 8elieve someone originally commented on the quietness of the dash8oard and threatened to 8egin posting 'pickup lines' if activity did not change.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

HELLO WOMAN. ARE YOU AN IMPORTANT OCCURRENCE. I HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT? CAUSE YOU’RE DRIVING ME UP THE FUCKING WALL. #ROMACEORSOMETHING

#romaceorsomething

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

PEOPLE NEED TO BLOW UP. EVENTS MORE. I NEED MORE THINGS. TO REPORT AT THIS TIME OF SWEEP. #EXPLOSIVES

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Why would you ever say this. News is always greedy.

@chillerAficionado[CA]

There are other things to blow up. Such as balloon and maybe even inflatable pool. Open your mind.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

EVERYONE IS GREEDY GROW UP.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

TRUE. I GUESS.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am not. You speak for yourself, Young Citizen.

@thenuclearWiz[TW]

I AGREE CAUSE EXPLOSIONS ARE COOL >:D

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