Costar Treign
@surlyTabloid
LEAD REPORTER FOR THE LLT. -HELLO -PART TIME GENIUS. -TRUE NEWS ADVOCATOR. -USES PLEASE AND THANK YOUS. -👉👈.
HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE
BUGGY’S GETTING FIXED BUT NOW I’M GETTING A LECTURE ABOUT BUGGY SAFETY AS IF I DIDN’T KNOW THIS ALREADY.
ALONE WITH MY KISMESIS WE’RE GONNA CLASH. GENETIC MATERIAL ON MY FACE CALL THAT A CHUG SPLASH!!! #NSFW #BARS #MYSICKANDTWISTEDMIND
xx_BARS_🔥_xx
STILL MAKING MORE LYRICS. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME.
FLIPPED MY BUGGY IN A RESIDENTIAL STREET OOPS.
♡⸝⸝ LMAOOOOO DON777 DIE LOL ⸝⸝♤
I’M FINE JUST SOME DAMAGE TO THE SIDEWALK AND WHATEVER WAS ON IT.
THINK I HIT SOMEONE 👉👈
THEY’LL BE FINE PROBABLY.
I WOULD GO FIGHT AGAINST SEADWELLERS BUT I’D PROBABLY DROWN.
JUST SAYING LLT WILL (PROBABLY) NEVER HAVE MORE THAN ITS THREE INITIAL EMPLOYEES. UNLESS TROLL KEVIN JAMES IS LOOKING FOR A JOB WE HAVE MANY A POSITION FOR HIM.
MIGHTY EAGLE COSTAR EDIT.
Youre the only hiighblood ii caan toleraate ii (plaatoniicaally) love you cosstaar never diie
YOU’RE THE ONLY MUTANT I CAN TOLERATE (PLATONICALLY).
today a beautiful troll-human hybrid child was born. and it was a mf rap.
@ssurlyTaabloiid iitss aa compliiment why would you mediiaate thaat II taake iit baack now
TRYING TO WRITE LYRICS BUT IT’S JUST TOILET HUMOR IS THIS ALL I’M GOOD FOR?
sigh. lemme hear em
THE FIRST TWO BARS ARE POOPOO DICK BUTT STINK. #NSFW
poopoo dick butt stink, really makin a mf think. my buddy costar, he aint got no bars, he got the doodoo lyrics motherfuckers gotta get death by twink
DRY DESERT ASS, THAT’S MY BASIS. SHIT MY PANTS, CALL IT AN OASIS.
hes spittin, hes shittin, hes got it on track. motherfuckers come out hittin with them bar's up the back rooms, liminal spaces
IS IT BUBBLEGUM PINK? CAN YOU MAKE IT WINK? DO YOU WANNA GET A DRINK? HAS MY REPUTATION SINK? (SUNK!)
hahahahah holy shit
MAYBE I SHOULD WRITE A SONG.
I’VE BEEN LOCKED IN THE LAST HALF AN HOUR TRYING TO MAKE A GINGERBREAD HIVE BUT INSTEAD OF GINGERBREAD IT’S PICKLES AND I’M USING MUSTARD AS THE ADHESIVE.
i ffeel ass ththough you may have bbuilt a very bbig hill ffor yoursselff to die on ththere my ffriend
I CAN’T DIE I HAVE A PICKLE HIVE.
pic's or didnt happen
I’M NOT SENDING PICS OF THE PICKLE HIVE. A LITTLE FLASH AND THIS THING WILL CRUMBLE.
sound's like it didnt happen then man idk
DON’T THROW ROCKS FROM YOUR GLASS HIVE I HAVE A PICKLE HIVE IT DEFLECTS ROCKS.
OH SHIT (roll's to dodge reflected rock's)
I’M STARTING TO WORRY EVERYONE HERE IS ACTUALLY PHUNTR AND CHITTR IS JUST AN ELABORATE TRICK COMPRISED OF ONLY ME AND HIM.
you'RE being troll truman show'd
guys, i think they're onto us. and by us, i of course mean me, phuntr
DUDE, STOP. I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO PANIC.
chittr guuynnax..
COVER ME IN MUSTARD AND PICKLES.
THE MORE YOU REPLY THE MORE I’M CONVINCED YOU SECRETLY WANT TO DIP ME IN MUSTARD AND PUNT PICKLES AT MY ADHESIVE BODY.
IF IT WAS A FETISH I WOULD TAG IT. THIS IS A SIMPLE ACTIVITY FOR A HUNGRY TROLL.
YOU LACK THE WISDOM REQUIRED TO UNDERSTAND.
GENIUSES OFTEN APPEAR WEIRD TO PLEBS.
YOU JUST SAID PLEBS, WEIRDO.
YAY MORE HEIGHT POSTING MORE HEIGHT POSTING MORE HEIGHT POSTING MORE HEIGHT POSTING MORE HEIGHT POSTING. I LOVE IT.
NEVER HORNYPOSTED A DAY IN MY LIFE BTW I’M NOT LIKE ALL OF YOU. #BUILTDIFFERENT
youre the chosen one tasked with leading the hornyposter's to a treasure you do not wish to possess yourself
NAH.
fuuuck the prophecy was bullshiiit
>>| neat.
THANK YOU, POSNAH. LOVE IT WHEN YOU PROVIDE YOUR INPUT. LOVE IT.
>>| .uhhh. sorry, but .i hornypost .on regular basis. .i wasn't had this mood for .a couple .of nights, that .is that.
၄⋆၃ just like me for real exxept i would if i wasnt a nook who was sxared of soxial damnation
ANIME LARP BATTLE.
II wiin obviioussly no maatter who you put me aagaaiinsst iive laarped more aaniimess iin my entiire liife thaan aanyone ever
I NEG DIFF.
DOES DOUBLE KAWAII PEACE SIGNS AT THE CAMERA.
I’M SO UNPROFESSIONAL.
I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH HATERS WHAT’S GOING ON.
:33 < shut mewr bitchass up
YOU DON’T COUNT.
YOU ALSO DON’T COUNT.
Make bad poosts
ARE MY POSTS NOT ASS ENOUGH DO WE NEED A HAWK POOAH SEQUEL?
Yoou oonly poost gems
WHAT THE FUCKING KIND OF CHUD IS THIS. THIS IS COSTAR CHUD. EXTREMELY ENDANGERED.
II reaad iit iin them aaii voiicess from thosse viideoss you know whiich oness
really? we're doing this?
GOOD.