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Howw wwe all feel havvin "dm open" in our bio ngl
that one suck's bad, man
troll happy learned to putt!
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Noo way too proove
Yoou're clooser too pathetic
xx_Devotions_1:1 “The_messiahs_give_us_fronds_so_they_may_do_their_work,_they_give_us_ganderbulbs_so_we_can_see_their_motherfuckin_beauty,_give_us_gapers_so_we_can_espouse_their_word_to_the_masses,_and_bellowsacks_nice_and_big_to_laugh_when_that_big_joke_at_the_end_of_time_comes_rolling_round” DATZ_2_SAY..._WGE_R_BURNING_DA_MIDNIGHT_OIL_LIEK_DA_MESSIAHS_INTENDED_TOLIGHT!!!!_🔥🔥🔥_WHOOP_WHOOP!_xx
my period makes more sense 4 why my tits r tender bleh #suggestive 4 the tiddies xx
Unfurtunately I do not suppawt all lowbloods rights as some of them are letting highblooded men with subpar looks entfur the temple that is their body fur a little clout...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
was going to apply for that treasury thing but couldn'T because it'D mean i'D have a j*b. realizing now that i seriously could have gotten it with no experience. they really were taking anyone
tghi$ i$ $o embarra$$ing to read wghen do you die
Don't (c)omplain about the fa(c)t that the(R)e'§ §ome a(c)tual va(R)iety he(R)e fo(R) on(c)e. Ju§t pi(c)k one of the a(c)tivitie§ to (c)opy. ™
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no the metal just look's like that. idk how cause its not paint. also youre colourblind man thats more red than pink
yapper b liek: Y𖦹u juzt ruined evanezcence f𖦹r me pleaze juzt kill y𖦹urzelf already thatz what ai chan w𖦹uld want dezu
good lord, Costar. can you dm me ?? if you’re using a palmhusk, there is a share location 8utton try to get somewhere dry with cover, and use a coat or something to wrap around yourself. Lim8s towards your torso to preserve as much heat as possi8le
>--D=We=lowbloods=should=serve=highbloods=in=whatever=capacity=possible=relative=to=the=disparity=in=our=blood=caste=haha=:P//<
>--D=Hope=you=get=better=soon=and=can=enjoy=and=serve=bluebloods=without=issue=haha//<
----- --- I rot no more | But you will ----- --- 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕒 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕟 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉⠁⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⠿⣶⣦⣄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢦⡄⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣦⣾⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠂⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣧⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣇⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⢠⣾⠋⠸⣿⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⠸⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣷⠄⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⠀⣰⡿⠧⠤⣤⣿⡆⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠉⢿⣦⠀⠘⣿⣦⡀⢻⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣰⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠠⣿⣷⣶⣿⡿⢿⣾⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡿⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣷⣿⣷⣦⣄⠀⣹⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣿⣧⠈⠻⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠘⣿⣇⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⢸⡿⢾⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⠋⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡟⢻⣿⣷⡀⠀⣿⡀⢠⣤⢀⣠⣬⣿⣤⣄⡘⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⢸⡇⢸⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣉⣿⠀⠹⣿⣿⡄⢹⡇⢈⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠀⣸⡇⣸⣿⡀⠀⣿⣷⠀⢻⣿⠛⠉⠻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣼⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣹⡇⠘⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⢸⣇⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠙⠳⠶⠾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣇⢻⣿⠛⠛⠻⣿⡇⠰⣿⡿⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣦⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢹⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠋⠀⠻⠷⠴⠾⠋⠀⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡏⠹⣿⣾⣿⣿⣧⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠁ ⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⢶⣤⣀⡀⠀⠐⠶⠤⠴⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⡏⣠⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⢻⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠟⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢶⣶⣶⣦⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⠿⢟⣿⣿⣾⠟⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⢿⣿⣟⡹⣷⣴⡿⣿⣅⣰⣿⠋⠙⣿⣄⠀⠸⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⠃⠈⢹⣷⣾⠋⠉⢷⡄⢶⣾⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⡏⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⢠⠀⣼⢧⣿⠉⢉⠹⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡄⠀ ⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⢀⣿⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀ ⢸⡿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⡿⡆⢸⣿⡆⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠀ ⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⡟⡹⠁⣼⡟⠃⣿⡀⢸⡄⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄ ⢸⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣇⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡘⠁⠀⣹⣷⣶⣟⠁⠀⢳⣀⣀⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⢉⣼⣿⣿⣿⣧⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧ ⠘⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧ ⠀⢻⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣷⡿⠟⠁⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠹⣷⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢹⣯⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣛⣉⣉⣁⣰⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡿⠁⠀⠀⢰⡎⠀⠀⣼⣿⡝ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠃⠀⢠⣶⠋⠀⢀⣼⣿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣶⣦⣽⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡿⢃⣴⣿⠋⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⣠⣶⣿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠿⠟⠛⠁⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
just draw sꙮme trees and rꙮcks and stuff, then yꙮu'll prꙮbably have a map. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I have killed chchow two times today.
Doodle while I'm in line. Wh★t if ★ fish wore p★nts, ★ cl★ssic. @surlyT★bloid I believe you h★d ★n interest in this line of thinking.
yapper b liek: Literally wat they r d𖦹in 2 me rn
༻ 𖤓 if i'm ever riding bulge... actually i can't think ☼f any funny twist nvm #nsfw ☾ ༺
not very woke of you.
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Trying to put a ban on straight people. I’ve just heard enough from them.
⚇ Ay, it ain't so bad 'round the circus, brother! ⚇ If nothin' else we're *funny* here. ⚇
⚇ Tosses in some spare change ⚇ Sprinkles some special stardust ⚇ Says a prayer ⚇ And makes a wish ⚇
>:εε l3t m3 scr3am too 3333333 :DD ~
Well shiet. I rreckon Hope up therre's got th' rright idea 'bout a scheme.
Sirl #breakfastposting
Typoo i win
troll marvel rivals sucks why does ANYONE play it over da absolute legendary and better and more awesome overwatch
↘️they are trying to destroy the bonds of our indigo connection.↘️
hOnK HoNk hOnK. :o)
Uh Uh No No. Status: Incorrect.
Analyzing List: Incorrect Top 2,000. Pick Again.
well yeah doy who else arwe you talking to i alrweady told you i don t know
If I'm inv∞lved in the drama, h∞w can I watch it and feel superi∞r?? 🙄 G∞ pick a fight with s∞me∞ne else. 💙
N∞T all∞wed !!!! 😒
out for a vwalk, my fawvorite kitten dropping by my hiwve later…
Venmo me two hundred & I'll give you the top 10.
Hey why did you goregle that, Yaldy?
Well duh I'm not gonna do a murder in the foyer that's where all the carpets are I have some class
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kill your boss
｢(´Д｀)/ megane-san could have a million waifu... (´ι _` ) byut megane would trade them all... (ФωФ) for his oshi...｣
｢Σ(・Д・) g-gyah!!! baka megane-san, your waifu saw!!｣ ｢(´ﾛ｀ﾉ)ﾉ a-act nyahtural...｣ ｢(*･ω･) t-tch, 8-chan! megane would never trade you! (*つ´･∀･)つ your boioings are too big!｣
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bluE is 4 b4d c0l0r
buoys just ain’t fit to rule and t)(at’s #fact
A rather excitable purpleblOOd aPProached me the other night and asked to play a game with him. I was a liTTle skeptical, but he sEEmed nice so I aCCepted his invitation. The other strange part is that I haven't heard from him since...
3> I hate journalism. <3
~Cull all pissbl~OO~ds~
:33 < i followed the troll in the ad :33 < and was then followed back by all 9 of her alts. all of them just her.
↗️DO NOT EMPLOY A LESSER CASTE TO DO WHAT A HIGHBLOOD IS CAPABLE OF DOING, TENFOLD.↗️ ↘️literally why would you have some kind of biological lesser scrubbing the floor and cleaning the grout↘️ ↗️A TASK THAT WOULD TAKE THEIR INFERIOR BODIES LITERAL HOURS, IF NOT THE ENTIRE NIGHT↗️ ↘️when a tremendously more powerful↘️ ↗️AND PHYSICALLY STEELED↗️ ↘️low indigo could handle the task moderately well.↘️ ↗️AND COMPLETE IT WITHIN FIVE TO TEN MINUTES.↗️ ↘️of course, i would literally never ask a great superior, such as a violet or purple, to lower themselves physically to any kind of manual labor↘️ ↗️BUT IF I WERE DOING IT AND I WAS APPROACHED BY ONE, AND MAYBE KICKED IN THE SIDE WHILE DOING IT↗️ ↘️i would accept it↘️ ↗️AND ALSO SAY THANK YOU.↗️
⧃ Not quite what I meant. I meant more 'thank gods more people are not doing this', but seeing as I did not clarify I'll take fault for that.
Twink deatgh i$ real and it$ $cary a$ fuck
{[ ADVERTISEMENTS are just MORE BLATANT WAYS to MANIPULATE YOU into 6elieving the Empire's LIES ]}√
one ad slot for your ask box.
၄⋆၃ fuxk all of you my one true homie is door guy xome on door guy lets go get ixexream #silly
You can make me out to be the couture curmudgeon if you like, and this may be my father talking, but I am going to say what we are ALL clearly thinking: After a certain point, tie knots do not NEED to be seventeen pleats with the full-frontal loop-dee-loop and the seductive curl at the tail. Tie yourself a firm, respectable Windsor. Double it if you mean business. Triple it if you're about to dominate the board room. Don't tie a Half Windsor. You're not a douchebag at a three star hotel bar. Don't Half Windsor two shirts. Whole Windsor one shirt. "NO ONE KNOWS THESE NECKTIE KNOTS EXIST!!!" Yes, because we're going to have to unleash the jaws of life on your VP of Sales rep's neckline to free him of that blasted arrangement. You spent twenty minutes fiddling with the ALEXANDER THE GREAT SIGMA MALE UNCONCERNED LION KNOT and didn't bother to starch your flimsy shirt. Let us all learn to crawl before we start SOMERSAULTING peacock maneuvers to impress our professional associates. Wisdom of the day. No charge. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c63694df9641.jpg
🌳🌳🌳the🍄caste🍄system🍄of🌲alternia🍄is🌸designed🌿to🌿make🍄a🌿species🌿of🍄utility🌿and🌸weaponization.🌸the🌿only🍄caste🍄you🌲need🌸to🌳deplore🍄is🌿fuchsians🌸for🌿having🌸the🌿power🌿to🍄maintain🌸the🌳system🌲through🌸law.🌳🌳🌳
[I ZAY]--> I l𖦹ve y𖦹u. C𖦹me back. Pleaze. I want it t𖦹 happen again. I want t𖦹 help y𖦹u.
srry i'm new t making fun f peplE. i wish i culd dedicate all f my nline presence t being insufferable but this just isn't my heart man yu feel mE?
Oomg Casper staaaawp that's my booy bits
((Artfight attack i made :3 that i cannot post IC because they dont even talk to eachother 😞😞 @universallyConquering https://i.ibb.co/tf5YpjW/251-sin-t-tulo-20260717120921.jpg
Awww, be sure to think about me when you get up to your business later! #nsfw
[I ZAY]--> I ztill lament what happened yezterday. But one needz to learn to let go. I don't know who needz to hear thiz, but. Holding onto failed relationzhipz will only hurt you more. Coincidencez aren't real. If you two didn't work out, it waz probably becauze you zimply aren't meant for eachother, and that iz okay. Zo let go and continue living. #Quadpozting #advice? Zort of.
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.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ :P N000000000000000 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
Woke up and hez ztill at it alright i dont think i care anymore but. Dont you have anything better to do? #dazhwatching #vaguepozting #directpozting
he cant ztop talking about me even after i blocked him genuinely how do people even like thiz guy i cant ztand him #vaguepozting ok im gonna go zleep now fr bye lmao
My foolish coworkers have no idea that I’m going to betray them and rule the world on my own! #relatable #work
my fAcE pAInt fEEls wrOng tOnIght I thInk It Is bEcAUsE I skIppEd mAss...
>:)
i work in showbiz and he still might be the densest mofo i ever did see
Pretty boy iin my DMss rn hehehjeeh #vaagueposstiing #notssovaagueposstiing #diirectposstiing
are we posting our heights now??
Woould yoou guard my poorn foolder oo Knightkka
@ssurlyTaabloiid iitss aa compliiment why would you mediiaate thaat II taake iit baack now
Um` liike` raawr or whaatever B)
၄⋆၃ just like me for real exxept i would if i wasnt a nook who was sxared of soxial damnation
bro.... i'm just gonna leave this here for you. #DESTROYED
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⚇ No matter where you sit on the issue. ⚇ Y'all motherfuckers are unrealistically confident in shouting down the social order. ⚇ Do y'all *wanna* be culled? ⚇ Either that or you're Earth-C posers tryna cosplay and you ain't in any danger in the first place. ⚇
I find that purplebl♠♠dz ♠ften unzettle a l♠t ♠f caztez. It'z underztandable. Ezpecially th♠ze wh♠ f♠ll♠w the w♠rdz ♠f the Mezziahz.
photo finish! once again, our number one seed only barely manages to movwe to the next round. jade beats roxy by a single wvote! sorry blondie, youre out. next up vwe got another intense match! the les8ifins, as some vweirdos call em. meenah peixes wvs. aranea serket! greed against pride, skinny beach against the yapper. wvhos gonna come out on top? also, wvhos hotter? #suggestiwve for the propaganda belovw. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for meenah <3< or c3< for aranea
ZILURI IN MY NOTIFZ HI ZILURIIII MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW HHEEHEHEHEEHEHHEHEHHDJFJGHKKG YAAYAYAYYAY HIIIIIII HWLLOOOOO XDDDD X3 X> X] X0
.YOU STINk .thats alL
no. being 5'3" doesnt mean im short.
TO BE IS TO BE IN CONFLICT.
WHAT TIME IZ IT AGAIN? OH RIGHT XD X3 X0
ok here. karma boob's to commemorate reaching 10k kull score. and thats all. maybe something more when i reach 10k kult idfk https://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/KD/boobs.png #nsfw
(=^･⩊･^=) < H33H33!! HOOHOO! HAAHAA!!
ok i like eating celery wiff peanut butter hello
I THIBK I MIGHT BE A BOY BUT ION GOT TIME FOR THAT 🙏🙏🙏 ON DAT #TF2GRIND
i'm killing the news account
BREAKING NEWS: Explosion at the health potion factory... 0 injured and 0 killed. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
📺 Ask b𐌏𐌗es? S𐌏unds fun. If I see any, I will try t𐌏 send a questi𐌏n 𐌏r tw𐌏.
D --> Abstaining from the temptation of masturbation and self pleasure has been the most beneficial part of my training D --> I am STRONG D --> Moreso than I ever was when I gave into the temptation of self pleasure D --> Now I fight to release the my se%ual energy and tension as it is a much more efficient way to get your b100d pumping D --> Genetic Material retention is the correct way to function, do not spill if it is not for the Empires collection #nofap #genmatretention
To the tro// who avoided death by my hand today... you cannot run forever from the /ong b/ade of the /aw. The next time I see you... I wi// not hesitate. Tch... Why break the /aw anyhow, if you are not prepared to face judgement? Running is a coward's move... I shou/d have fo//owed that tro// for /onger, but I decided it wou/d not be prudent to do so. I wi// find them another day.
Hey.
꧁Oh.꧂
:33 < am i a subpurr purrbeast??? :33 < do people think that??? :33 < i'm supurr cute adorable purrbeast aren't i?
BREAKING NEWS: wE can'T havE a hosT toO loW oN thE spectruM nO onE woulD takE uS seriouslY THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
if you’re over 6’0” i just need you to know that you’re unnatural #shame
꧁hhh. okay. okay. if someone tells me their bulge got caught in a beartrap and i get upset. thats parasocial now. cool. excellent. very normal. very fair. what was i supposed to do. say wow haha thats funny kryqus hope the sudden catastrophic removal of the primary thing i use to understand affection and life and pain and rapport is going well for you. thumbs up. good joke. hhh. Iam the bulge thing. idontknow how many times i have to explain this before it stops being funny and starts being information. I COMMUNICATE THROUGH BULGES. bulges are what i do. bulges are what i read. bulges are what i fabricate. bulges are how iknow alive. dead. stimulated. receptive. hurt. gone. so yes. if yours is hurt. i care. if yours is gone. i care. if YOU are hurt because of it. i care. andifthat makes you uncomfortable because suddenly my little utility feeling something points too close to a bond then uhm. sorry. or not sorry. idontknow. pick whichever one makes you less stupid. amicrazy. no seriously. amicrazy. because i thought that meant i was allowed to be worried when you get injured. ithought that was one of the permitted effects of liking someone. apparently not. apparently if i worry about the body part everyone asks me to study for hours its weird. apparently if i worry about YOU attached to the body part its also weird. apparently the only correct amount of feeling for me to have is whatever amount makes everyone comfortable pretending im still a machine. hhhhhhhhhh. you dont get to flirt with the bulge curator and then act shocked when the bulge curator reacts to bulge trauma. you dont get to make me like you and then ask why it has an effect on me when something terrible happens to you. you dont get to hand me the leash and then laugh when i choke on it. ithurts. there. thats the whole thing. ithurts because ilikeyou. ithurts because its you. ithurts because my pan heard beartrap and filled in every stupid horrible implication before i could make it stop. ithurts because you asked why it affected me like i hadnt been standing there with my stupid little feelings out in the open. hhh. mcrying. dont worry. ill disconnect next time. much less parasocial that way. im leavingthechuds. notlikeicoulddoanythinganyway justamoondwellingscumblood #notabulgerating #cw-injury #cw-castration #cw-boundaries #mypan꧂
YES DIVA. HAVE A SHRIEKING HARPY MELTDOWN ON YOUR CHEATING WHORE IN PUBLIC. IT ALWAYS DOES NUMBERS. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY. IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY. DESIRABLE. ATTRACTIVE. AND MENTALLY SANE. #PROTIP #MEWHENILIE #GIRLPROBLEMS #VAGUECHITT.
Why would I work to prove anything about you, Costar? You are, as some of your compatriots would say, light work. Indigoblood, self-declared lead reporter for the LLT, public tip line in your MDs, 8,627 Kult, 13,777 Kull, 66 Followers, and 110 Following. You are a middle weight public-nuisance, not even visible enough to matter. You are loud, and you frame yourself as a reporter. Yet your news is the usual Chittr panrot drivel, LLT delays, tip-line nonsense, anonymous weirdness, and your own suffering. You seem to have founded a newspaper solely so you can have your own discredited as a source for your arguments. Core Traits: Irresponsible Reporter. Engagement Baiting Poorly and Shamelessly. Chittr Gossip is your public utility. Self-conscious about making bad posts, but not in a way that prevents you from doing it. Easily dragged into discourse. Loud exterior, yet quick to fold into bashful mannerisms when teased. You like to be seen as ridiculous, but only on your own terms. You are not one of the old-guard Chuds. You are not foundational in any sense. Relationship to Phuntr: You have a clean comedy dynamic. Phuntr reacts to your life like he's discovered you have a second job as an apothecary. You don't even let yourself hold power when Phuntr implies you do. "NOT MUCH POWERE HERE TO OLD, MAN." That tells me everything I need to know about you. Relationship to Kryqus: You primarily overlap through Team Chud and public ecology more than anything else. You are present around Kryqus's posts. You also claim that the elections were rigged. You are tangential at best. Weaknesses / pressure points: You are vulnerable to relevancy. When you're forced to admit LLT is just you, you seem to falter. You also seem sensitive to the quality of your own posting. You complain about others making worse posts than you because it makes you self-conscious. A very specific and useful insecurity.
((Just finished an artfight attack, figured the #kryqusheads on chittr might like this one https://i.ibb.co/s9sz8J71/200-sin-t-tulo-20260701210708.jpg
I didn't knoow what yuri i'm suppoosed too draw soo i made myself a girl hoope that's ookay @hemooptysisCyanide is that enoough too make yoou foorgive me foor whatever the fuck i did too yoou i doon't wanna fight anymoore
BRO I LITERALLY MADE A POZT ZAYIN THIZ TOO LMAO WAT KINDA NAME IZ RUNNIT
このサイトの中で、アタシ確実にビジュいい奴トップ十に入ってる自信あるんだけど。
ugh, g1v3 4 r4dgrl 4 BR34K! my f1ng3rs 4r3 t1r3d from d3stroy1ng n00bs 4ll n1ght!!!
circ}e g}asses r }ike~ so cute }o} >w<
did soemoen say ASK FORM???? i have one use it https://forms.gle/2So5N1TNDecZC9837
im evweryones favworite bedroom disappointment, and ivwe vwon revwards 12 inch? howv about negativwe 12-inch cock, practically non-existent, fuck delirious im penis disappearious break up songs exist specifically about my penis
OK LAZT ONE 4 TODAY I WILL DO MORE TOMORROW @chillerAficionado I GAVE U A CUTEZY DREZZ BECAUZE I CAN. FUCK U.
x thxnk x am xnclxned to be endeared to trolls much taller than me and x'm not even short
and womanlets. and themlets. and anything else. if you're too tall to enter my hive, you're too tall for this ride. All i'm saying.
#Sylinklifehack 2 Tch.....
um... #lalondehour seems kinda... :( how about we have an #hourofjade after as a bit of a pick-me-up?
There has not been a moment in video game history, nor will there ever be, like losing Agro in Shadow of the Colossus.
// not canonically online yet but DELTARUNE ON JUNE 24
#OOC DELTARUNE JUNE 24 ITS TWO DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY WHEN IT COMES OUT
Oh shit deltarune OH SHIT DELTARUNE
The floor trembles beneath my hooves. Not from thunder. Not from a storm. From them. The line moves forward one reluctant step at a time. Iron rails press against my sides. The air tastes wrong here. Sharp. Bitter. Like old metal and fear baked into concrete. The others know. No one taught us. No one had to. The old cow ahead of me hasn't made a sound for hours. She simply stares forward with wide, glassy eyes, watching whatever waits around the corner. Every so often she shivers. Every so often the line moves. And she moves with it. I try not to. The gate behind me slams shut. The sound echoes through my bones. I remember grass. I remember sunlight warming my back. I remember rain. Mud. The buzzing of flies. Small things. Beautiful things. They feel impossibly far away now. A memory from another creature's life. The corridor narrows. The smell grows stronger. The old cow disappears around the bend. For a moment there is silence. Then a noise. A mechanical hiss. A heavy thud. And nothing. The line moves again. Something ancient and animal inside me begins to scream. Not with sound. With certainty. This is the end. Not a predator's chase. Not a wolf's teeth. No chance to run. No struggle beneath the stars. Just walls. Just machinery. Just inevitability. The humans stand beyond the rails, their faces unreadable. To them we are numbers moving down a ledger. Weight. Inventory. The line moves. The corner approaches. My legs shake. I don't want to see what waits there. Yet I already know. The old cow knew. The calf that vanished last season knew. Every frightened eye in this corridor knows. The world grows smaller with every step. The sky is gone. The grass is gone. Soon, I will be gone too. The line moves forward. And so do I. Because there is nowhere else left to go.
I Was Going To Rechitt This Before I Realized It Was From You. What A Waste.
i'm bored, send me videos. i'm thirsty for you. imma do you up in the bed like a monster. aah, auuh. #suggestive #nsfw
I loove demoocracy #TeamChudElectioon #IWoonByTheWay #EveryooneCheers #KissMyAss
8=8 > i only let bad bitches play with my leash, skinny bitches stay BACK. #nsfw
¢i$$$het relation$$$hip$$$ make no $$$en$$$e to me, who’$$$ the dog?
Would you 2ti11 love me if I were a 2ea 2lug. :(
Must earn kult points... desire for recognition becomes greater every day... Perhaps this is not healthy. But I don't even chair.
☆~𖦹 Some of you clearly think mostly with your bulges, and that's okay if you have the skill to back it up #nsfw 𖦹~☆
When I hit 100k kull, I'm deleting my chittr.
IF YOU WOULD CONSULT THE CHART. YOU'LL SEE. MY STANDARDS ARE EXACTING. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/GZYZKQQ1/IMAGE.PNG
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
#NEWBOSS #NEWME #BOSSBITCH #ALPHABITCH #NOBODYISREADY #COMPLAINTSWILLBEDISPOSEDOF @CALIBORN
AND BEFORE ANYONE COMES CRYING. IN MY COMMENTS. THIS IS ABOUT THE HISTORICAL DRAMA I AM WATCHING. AND #NOTHINGELSE. #UNLESS
if a girl said no, i vwould listen #feminism #niceguy #metoo
karkat is such a wuss. #pseudospecificposting.
thr0w me t0 the 0cean i will c0me back pregnant.
i think i deserve havin attractive ppl havin a physical altercation over me n let me watch thatd b p neat i think personally
No. Do your re§earch before commenting like that on my po§t.
oh, give her a break, woUld yoU?
click farm part 2 #nsfw ♡: thighs ◇: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ♧: tummy ♤: muscles
Earlay in the mornin' https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/17/7637965c7a50e9979917e23a4ccaf3bcc58e6cb5.png #nsfw
just hit me with that clubs react and ill know what it means
This keeps happening to me when I'm trying to get ready to go out. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/13/f3dde6799de96ac7510a280d8b82da293f955fb3.png
I 8elieve someone originally commented on the quietness of the dash8oard and threatened to 8egin posting 'pickup lines' if activity did not change.
All I See In My Chittr Notifications Is Blue… I Am Not Mad About It Though.
highlight a your life im sure
~teals are fun to target because despite being midbloods they’re all so high and mighty for some reason?? like vvhatever if you’re a legislacerator that’s not going to keep me from spearing your gut