Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara
@punkedupClowns
IGNORE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. CALL ME MOTHERFUCKING KURLOZ OR HOBIE/HOBBS. I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY WITH A GUITAR AND SOME FREE TIME. | ooc: kingGreed
// Kurloz "Hobbs/Hobie" Makara! Awesome reference by: shjiyemis Second art piece: by me! He is a Kurloz Makara whose personality and design are heavily influenced by Hobie Brown's Spider-Verse! He started very much like canon Kurloz, but due to intense push against his beliefs due to timeline differences from canon, Hobbs ended up having a hard fall from faith and has intense struggles with his beliefs and his own personal alignment. Due to this, he has taken a hard anarchist approach to his beliefs, his rage, and the foundation he was raised on, and thinks burning it all down would fix everything. He has an intense hatred for Bland Highblod/Murmerer Marc Marc, who more or less ruined his life. Kurloz has a very unique relationship with his friends and even his Cronus, whom he calls Kronos. Hobbs doesn't take a lot of things seriously and barely takes those around him seriously. He has a short temper and a violent streak. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/652f7c3f08fb.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/293fec2a8eb0.png
< I LIKE MOST OF MY ALTS. HAVEN'T MET ONE THAT I HATE, REALLY. >
< MY GENDER IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, BUT HE/IT/THEY ARE FINE. >
< MY DMS CONSIST OF MY MOIRAIL AND A GAMZEE. >
< I HOPE SOME OF YOU GET LAID SOON. >
print("thanks you bud i hope so too")
< SOMETIMES I WANNA BE EXTRA RUDE AND NASTY BUT I'M DOING THIS THING CALLED SELF-REFLECTION AND ALSO EACH TIME I GET MEDIATE BY A MITUNA IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ME RECONSIDER MY ACTIONS AND WORDS. IF MY OWN MOIRIAL MEDIATES ME THEN I'M FUCKED. >
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< I'M LIKE A STRAY DOG 🐶 ALSO THANK YOU, I LIKE BEING FUNNY. >
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< IT'S ENRICHMENT FOR BOTH OF US >
people sea me w my headphones on but they yap motors still running 38/
I'm people :) I just like my friend Meenah :)
damn you for makin it cute now i cant be mad when you do it 38(
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< I USED TO TALK IN EXCLUSIVELY GIFS AND EMOTE BUT I'VE COMMITTED TO SAYING THE WORST SHIT POSSIBLE. >
< I COULD STAND TO BE NICER. >
But could you sit to be meaner?
< PEOPLE LIKE A MEAN GUY THAT SITS ON THEM SO YEAH. >
BX33 < griffith flashbang on the tl holy shit i was unpurrepared
True cinema strikes without warning.
< IF ANY OF YOU WHO ARE MY FRIENDS, IF YOU KILL A MOTHERFUCKER, CALL ME; I'LL HELP YOU DISMEMBER THE BODY. >
< H >
< PUSSY ASS BITCH >
< I LIKE THE MARYAMS. MINE CHOKED ME OUT ONCE IT WAS HOT. >
< IF A MOTHERFUCKER ABUSED ONE PARTNER, HE'S ABUSING THE NEXT. SO ON AND SO FORTH. >
< I FEEL LIKE THAT FLORID'S EX IS A GOLDBLOOD DATING A PURPLEBLOOD BEING BEHIND THIS IS BEING COMPLETELY OVERLOOKED. >
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ what's wr◕ng with that?
< BECAUSE IT'S YOUR PARTNER'S DESIRE, NOT YOURS. YOU EVEN POSTED ABOUT BEING NERVOUS AND WORRIED. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU FAILED AT KIDNAPPING FLORID OR COWARD OUT OF IT? >
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ it's what I wanted˚ he wanted t◕ just kill him˚ I wanted t◕ keep him it was my idea
< I SEE. WHY DO YOU NOT WANT TO KILL FLORID? >
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ I like him he's my friend and we can be friends again
< DO YOU THINK HE'LL WANT TO BE FRIENDS IF YOU KIDNAP HIM? MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE KIDNAPPED. PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT FLORID; I AM TOO, AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU TOO. HEALING A FRIENDSHIP TAKES TIME A LOT OF IT- AND SOMETIMES IT NEVER WORKS OUT; YOU CAN MAKE NEW FRIENDS. >
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ it's g◕ing t◕ w◕rk every◕ne st◕p saying it isnt it is i kn◕w him better than all ◕f y◕u i knew him first
< WHAT'LL WORK IS LETTING PEOPLE MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS. ULTIMATELY, YOU AND HIM COULD END UP HURT. YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE A BAD PERSON AT ALL. YOU SEEM VERY HURT, ACTUALLY. TRUST ME. >
< I DON'T LIKE TO BE ANTAGONISTIC ABOUT THESE THINGS. BUT YOU GUYS CANNOT BE THAT STUPID. FLORID WAS KIDNAPPED; WE KNOW FLORID IS KIDNAPPED. WE KNOW WHO KIDNAPPED HIM AND ATTACKED HIS FRIENDS. SOMEONE WHO'S THREATENED HIM WITH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE. OF COURSE THAT'S NOT FLORID. >
No no I am okay
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< YEAH, YEAH, I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS FOR A SECOND. ESPECIALLY AFTER "I'LL SEND YOU HIS TEETH" AND A FEW DAYS LATER HE GOES MISSING. >
< IF ALL ELSE FAILS, I CAN FIND THEM. PRETTY EASILY; I MEAN, I'LL DO IT IF I'M NOT ASKED, BUT I DON'T WANT TO ADD MORE STRESS. BUT I CAN EASILY OVERPOWER AND UNDO CHUCKLEVOODOO. I AM A MIME AFTER ALL. OR CLOWN. BY ALTERNIAN STANDARDS. >
< HM. THAT DOESN'T BODE WELL. >
< EACH TIME THAT BLAND MOTHERFUCKER IS IN MY NOTIFICATIONS, I FEEL LIKE RIPPING MY FACE OFF. >
< YOU WOULD THINK I'D GET BETTER AT REMOVING FACE PAINT AFTER WEARING IT FOR SO MANY YEARS. UNTRUE; I GOT A FUCK TON IN MY EYES, AND THIS SHIT BURNS. >
< WHAT IF I WERE A HOT WOMAN? NOTHING WOULD CHANGE. I'D HAVE BOOBS. >