Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara
@punkedupClowns
IGNORE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. CALL ME MOTHERFUCKING KURLOZ OR HOBIE/HOBBS. I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY WITH A GUITAR AND SOME FREE TIME. | ooc: kingGreed
// Kurloz "Hobbs/Hobie" Makara! Awesome reference by: shjiyemis Second art piece: by me! He is a Kurloz Makara whose personality and design are heavily influenced by Hobie Brown's Spider-Verse! He started very much like canon Kurloz, but due to intense push against his beliefs due to timeline differences from canon, Hobbs ended up having a hard fall from faith and has intense struggles with his beliefs and his own personal alignment. Due to this, he has taken a hard anarchist approach to his beliefs, his rage, and the foundation he was raised on, and thinks burning it all down would fix everything. He has an intense hatred for Bland Highblod/Murmerer Marc Marc, who more or less ruined his life. Kurloz has a very unique relationship with his friends and even his Cronus, whom he calls Kronos. Hobbs doesn't take a lot of things seriously and barely takes those around him seriously. He has a short temper and a violent streak. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/652f7c3f08fb.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/293fec2a8eb0.png
Picture With Me; Muscular Fat Trolls. #sigh #nightdreaming Not Nsfw And Yet, Still #nsfc.
The Funny Versions Of You Must All Be Asleep.
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#dreamysigh #gorgeous
just wait until this guy feels wake up in the middle of the night 10 years from now struck with the realization that he was mean on the internet for no reason and that no longer aligns with his personal values, that shits gonna be so epic
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honest to god bro i dont even know, thoughts leave my hands like the outflow of the suez canal im tellin you
< COUGH. HACGK. COUGH. >
< DRY THROAT >
we need more clowns lbr
< HOW MANY CALIBORNS ARE THERE? >
< I ASSUME YOU'RE ONE OF THE TOO MANY? >
< COOL. I'LL KEEP MY THOUGHTS TO MYSELF RIGHT NOW CAUSE YOU SEEM SEMI-RIGHT IN THE HEAD. >
I'm working on reducing the number.
< WELL, WHENEVER YOU GET A SOLID NUMBER, LET ME KNOW. >
< I BOUGHT GROUND BEEF TO MAKE NACHOS. THE STORE USUALLY DOESN'T KEEP IT FROZEN; YOU CAN USUALLY USE IT RIGHT FROM THE STORE. WHY WAS ALL THEIR SHIT FROZEN SOLID? A BRICK OF MEAT ICE. >
Hehe, this is good for teething grubs ⚜ Not so good for cooking ⚜ ⚜ ⚜you will havve to wait, a vvery long time ⚜
< FOR GRUBS I DO NOT HAVE. INSTEAD I HAVE UNMADE NACHOS AND RAGE. >
Patience can be a lovvely thing, I havve heard that you are able to fry it in a pan with out, slowly scrape off chunks, but it will take just a little longer ⚜ It is nice though, rolling around a log of meat, hehe ⚜ The simple pleasures of life ⚜
< YOU SEEM LIKE YOU DO SOME CRAZY FUCKING DRUGS OR GET GOOD DICK. WHATEVER IT IS I LIKE YOU. >
Ahh? Thank you, I ⚜ ⚜ ⚜think? I hope you havve better luck with your log of beef ⟡
< THANKS BUDDY >
You are most welcome ⟡
< I'M HUNGRY, IRRITATED, AND HORNY IN THAT ORDER. I KNOW HOW TO QUICKLY SOLVE 2 OF THEM. >
All three would be a home run
< WHEN I UNLOCK THE DESIRE TO EAT AND FUCK AT THE TIME SAME TIME, I CAN SURE AS FUCK RESOLVE EM ALL AT THE SAME TIME. >
its finally COCKto8er 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆♂️👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 8Y A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 🧑❤️💋🧑DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦 Ha ha ha !! !! !! !!
Banned.
↻ I'll take this t∞ heart. ↺
happy cockto8er jack
yes..yes good
thanks. this doesn't hurt my feelings really 8ad or anything at all.
I feel like there could've been more obscenity here.
ok wa¡7 ¡ ac7ua!!y fee! bad ¡m $orry
THERE REALLY COULD HAVE
ᚺAᚺAᚺAᚺA!!! YES YᛟU CᛟPY PASTAD ᛗY PᛟST U AᚱE ᚺELPING TᚺE AWAᚱENESS SPᚱEAD Gᛟ LITTLE YAᛟI FAIᚱY Gᛟ !!!!! >ᛒJJJ 💪💪👻🍆👌✨✨🔥🔥💪💪💪🐺🐺
FDUCK YEAH MAN !! !! !! COCKTO8ER FOREVER !! !! !! !! !! !!
< I WANT TO GRAB A HUMAN'S BALLS. >
I Mean. . .
< DO YOU WANT ME TO TORTURE YOUR BALLS, DIRK? >
Ill Try Anything Once
< YOU KNOW WHAT? FAIR. GUESS WE'RE GONNA BE DOING CBT >
< #HOBBSMUSIC + #NOWPLAYLING BOO - H3ADBAND >
< SOMETIMES I SECOND-GUESS WHAT I WRITE, BUT I ALREADY HIT SEND AS SOON AS THE THOUGHT COMES UP. OH WELL. I'VE WELL ESTABLISHED I AM A FREAK AT THIS POINT. >
Never $$$e¢ond gue$$$ yo'$$$elf brotha! Life i$$$ $$$hort, $$$ay ¢razy $$$hit!! WHOOP WHOOP
< YOURE RIGHT AND I DO. >
< I'LL FOLLOW ANYONE THAT'S FUNNY TBH. >
< I SHOULD TAKE A NEW PICTURE THAT ISN'T ISN'T JUST A TASTEFUL CROP OF MY BACKSIDE >
< I HAVE A LIST OF THINGS I FIND HOT THAT WOULD UPSET THE MAJORITY OF CHITTRS ' USER BASE. >
8=l < So do I
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 everyone 'should have a list like this ^^^^^^^^^^
< YOU'VE IGNORED ME UP UNTIL THIS POINT, SO IT TICKLES ME THAT YOU REPLIED AT ALL. I'M TALKING ABOUT BEING INTO EMETOPHILIA >
< AGREED BUT MOST BITCHES ARE WORRIED ABOUT BEING JUDGED OTHER THAN LIVING THEIR TRUTHS. >
8=l < I've simply had nothing to say 8=l < That's 8=l < Hm 8=l < You do you, I suppose
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌuა๋࣭⭑ 💬 true that true that ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌπა๋࣭⭑ 💬 sad sight for a motherfucker to see ^^^^^^^^^^
< THERE ARE HEINOUS THINGS I WOULD DO TO SOMEONE (CONSENSUALLY) IF THEY LET ME CUT THEM OPEN >
Like what?
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮˵×ﻌ಄˵ა๋࣭⭑ 🔥 ^^^^^^^^^^
< DEPENDING ON HOW COOL THE PERSON I AM CUTTING OPEN WITH IS WITH ME PUTTING MY BULGE IN THEIR OPEN CHEST CAVITY, THERE'S A LIST OF THINGS. >
Colour me intrigued
< GOOD! THAT MEANS YOU'D ENJOY GETTING CUT OPEN AND DICKED DOWN PROBABLY. :o) >
Maybe, never tried it
< EVEN BETTER, I'D BE HAPPY TO POP THAT CHERRY >
Ill try anything once. Better make it good.
< I'LL MAKE IT GOOD ALRIGHT. >
< TROLLS HAVING NIPPLES OR NOT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE AND THE REASONS CAN BE "PRETTY MAMMAL LIKE" OR "PURELY COSMETIC" SNAKES HAVE BELLYBUTTONS >
:33< the secret third answer is "idk i just have them" :33< i didnt have the time at 6 sw33ps to research why i have nipples okay!!!
< REAL QUESTION IS IF YOU HAVE A BELLY BUTTON >
:33< i do!!! :33< i also have that one pierced yea :33c
< NEAT! >
< IT'S ALWAYS A DELIGHT WHEN SOMEONE KNOWS SIGN. >
8)
< :o) >
< HI. WHO WANTS TO HEAR IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL ABOUT MY LIFE AND RECENT EVENTS? BUT I ONLY TELL YOU IN CODE DONE COMPLETELY IN SIGN LANGUAGE? >
M3
< GREAT! SENDING YOU A VIDEO OF EXACTLY THAT. >
W45N7 K1DD1NG V3RY 1NF0RM4N71V3
< I'M GLAD YOU THOUGHT SO :o) >
yanderes cant.t even kidnap peouople anymouore becauwuse ouof wouoke
Ehhh, because of missed tags. Fixed up your chitt for you. Kidnapping or commentary on kidnapping requires a #NSFWE tag. Keep up the good work.
< THIS IS THE MOST PITY I HAVE EVER RECEIVED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE THAT WASN'T FROM MITUNAS. >
< HAVING AN EX KISMESIS IS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REMEMBER YOU BROKE UP JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HATE HIM ANYMORE. > < YOU START FEELING WORRIED FOR A MOTHERFUCKER. >