Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara
@punkedupClowns
IGNORE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. CALL ME MOTHERFUCKING KURLOZ OR HOBIE/HOBBS. I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY WITH A GUITAR AND SOME FREE TIME. | ooc: kingGreed
// legally obligated to share beautiful art by my friends all the time 24 hours a day. His reference made by shjiyemis, His design is inspired by Hobie Brown from Into the Spiderverse and his personality is based around that with a lot of Kurloz wrapped into it. So you get a chaotic guy with problems. https://i.imgur.com/TwEOsMF.png
< WE ALL SHARING KINKS BUT I FEEL LIKE SOME OF YALL MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TOO VANILLA FOR WHAT IM IN TO. >
D⟶-- Listening to -- https://open.spotify.com/track/3mhhCui69mtJnRhLDoIi2f?si=e5068c30bb8e4bf2
< HURHGHHURGHURGHURGHGUEGHGHGHEGHGHGHGHUUUUUUUUUUGH I NEED TO FIND STIMULATION FAST BEFORE I PUT MY FACE THROUGH A WALL. >
ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE, AND ALL STAGES ARE FLAMMABLE.
you know there are... concrete 2tage2... riight?
:33 < not the stage of inflammability
theaters famously have a lot of fireproofing because of all the fire problems they had in the early days
Extremely incorrect buzzer.
the stage's of grief arent flammable
< I'M 9'8 :o) >
< THERE'S SOME BIG MOTHERFUCKERS, SAW A PURPLE THAT WAS 12 FEET TALL. >
< HI YOU'RE HOT. ANYWAY. >
< I'M BREAKING INTO JOHN'S HOUSE. I COULD KNOCK. HE WOULD LET ME IN. BUT. I'M GONNA BREAK IN. >
< JOHN HASN'T POSTED IN A FEW DAYS, SO IM GONNA INVADE HIS HOME. >
< HELLO STRIDERS, YOU ARE ALL ON AT THE SAME TIME AGAIN. HOW IS IT GOING BEING VERY PATHETIC? >
< I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING I SAY EVER. >
I REGRET THE THINGS I POST A FEW CYCLES BEFORE I EVEN THINK OF THEM.
< CAN'T BE ME. IF I'M SAYING SOMETHING, I'LL SAY IT WITH MY FULL CHEST, NO MATTER HOW STUPID OR SMART IT IS. I'LL TAKE THE L IF IT'S DUMB AS FUCK. I DO NOT EXPERIENCE SHAME IN CAPACITY. >
WOW YOU’RE SO CONFIDANT AND SHAMELESS AND OUT THERE AND ALL THAT WOWIE.
< YUP. >
< PUCKER UP, I'M BITING YOUR LIPS OFF. >
< THE #INCEST STRIDERS MAKE ME LAUGH. WHY THE HELL ARE SO MANY OF THEM DAVES, AND WHY DO THEY POST LIKE THAT? COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS, SLIGHTLY CRYPTIC STRING OF WORDS, THEN "INCEST" TAGGED AT THE END. FUCKING SENDS ME EVERY TIME. >
what can i say i need everyone to know my normal words are actually secretly super lame and depraved
< IT ALL READS AS LAME AND DEPRAVED, TO BE HONEST. IT'S FUNNY AS HELL. >
awesome glad to be a clowns clown homie fuck yeah
< GOING TO KISS THE NEXT PERSON TO LIKE MY POST >
I aapologise, thaat waas aa misclickk. It tookk my braain aa moment to caatch up
< @NEBULOUSILLUMINATOR, DID YOU CLICK UNQUIRK? >
< HAHAHA >
< NOTHING I POST CAN BE THAT INTERESTING FOR 73 OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO BE PEEPIN THE HORRORS HERE. >
< WAS THAT PETTY? YEAH SURE. >
< I STILL HATE YOU. >
< ENOUGH. >
< YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGURE THAT OUT ON YOUR OWN. >
< EVERY DAY, I'M IMPRESSED BY HOW NONE OF YOU CAN RECOGNIZE EVIL UNLESS IT TAKES A FAT SHIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. >
~~(__^·> if you tell them how to spot it they might start using their brains, dear... shhh... <·^__)~~
< YOU COULD TELL THEM, AND THEY STILL WOULDN'T USE IT. >
crazy to think that maybe robbing someone of their autonomy in a way that cannot be revoked might be a bad thing.
< WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT >
i think the beforan culling system sucks ass and was being sarcastic about it.
< OH. I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT SHEPARD, YEAH, SHE'S EVIL. I WAS TALKING ABOUT BLAND HIGHBLOOD. HE'S EVIL, AND NO ONE'S FIGURED IT OUT YET. >
oh! apologies!!!
< IT'S OKAY, I AIN'T MAD. I WAS JUST CONFUSED. >
so many evil bastards about i kinda just ,got stuck on the previous subject of chitter animosity i guess.
< IT HAPPENS; IT'S EASY TO GET CAUGHT UP IN THE DASH TOPICS AND BEHAVIOR. I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO MOST OF IT. GETS BORING. >
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}- that's pr♡bably s♡me♡ne's taG riGht there ♡<
loving whatever this is life intended vs the path of desire
~DESIRE~IS~INNATELY~ABSURD~THE~HEART~WANTS~WHAT~IT~WANTS~
< ALSO HI. >
< I LIKE PUTTING MY TONGUE DOWN SOMEONE'S THROAT WHEN I KISS THEM. >
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< I'D FIGHT A GAMZEE, A KURLOZ A GHB. I'LL FIGHT ANYONE >
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< KICKING MY LEGS. :o) AND PROBABLY KICKING SOMEONE ALSO! >