Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara
@punkedupClowns
IGNORE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. CALL ME MOTHERFUCKING KURLOZ OR HOBIE/HOBBS. I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY WITH A GUITAR AND SOME FREE TIME. | ooc: kingGreed
< I'M 9'8 :o) >
< THERE'S SOME BIG MOTHERFUCKERS, SAW A PURPLE THAT WAS 12 FEET TALL. >
< HI YOU'RE HOT. ANYWAY. >
anyway back to my camera roll full of #bugs
< SHOW ME A BUG. >
a please wouldve been nice but damn ok https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/78424dfa0cd4.jpeg
< WILL A THANK YOU MAKE UP FOR IT? BECAUSE THANK YOU, THAT'S A GOOD BEE. >
yea sure ill accept that
< AWESOME THANKS >
Sigh. I hate summer.
< ACTUALLY, TAKING BACK MY PITY BECAUSE I AGREE. >
bungled that social interaction oops how do i let people know i am actually cool and normal
< I THINK THAT'S OUT THE WINDOW. JUST EMBRACE BEING WEIRD, PATHETIC, AND SLIGHTLY FUNNY. >
fair point honestly
< I MAKE A LOT OF GOOD AND FAIR POINTS. >
< THE #INCEST STRIDERS MAKE ME LAUGH. WHY THE HELL ARE SO MANY OF THEM DAVES, AND WHY DO THEY POST LIKE THAT? COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS, SLIGHTLY CRYPTIC STRING OF WORDS, THEN "INCEST" TAGGED AT THE END. FUCKING SENDS ME EVERY TIME. >
what can i say i need everyone to know my normal words are actually secretly super lame and depraved
< IT ALL READS AS LAME AND DEPRAVED, TO BE HONEST. IT'S FUNNY AS HELL. >
< I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING I SAY EVER. >
I REGRET THE THINGS I POST A FEW CYCLES BEFORE I EVEN THINK OF THEM.
< CAN'T BE ME. IF I'M SAYING SOMETHING, I'LL SAY IT WITH MY FULL CHEST, NO MATTER HOW STUPID OR SMART IT IS. I'LL TAKE THE L IF IT'S DUMB AS FUCK. I DO NOT EXPERIENCE SHAME IN CAPACITY. >
WOW YOU’RE SO CONFIDANT AND SHAMELESS AND OUT THERE AND ALL THAT WOWIE.
< YUP. >
< GOING TO KISS THE NEXT PERSON TO LIKE MY POST >
I aapologise, thaat waas aa misclickk. It tookk my braain aa moment to caatch up
< @NEBULOUSILLUMINATOR, DID YOU CLICK UNQUIRK? >
< HAHAHA >
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< I HOPE I GET MAD ABOUT IT. >
< HELL YEAH. >
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< EVERY DAY, I'M IMPRESSED BY HOW NONE OF YOU CAN RECOGNIZE EVIL UNLESS IT TAKES A FAT SHIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. >
crazy to think that maybe robbing someone of their autonomy in a way that cannot be revoked might be a bad thing.
< WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT >
i think the beforan culling system sucks ass and was being sarcastic about it.
< OH. I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT SHEPARD, YEAH, SHE'S EVIL. I WAS TALKING ABOUT BLAND HIGHBLOOD. HE'S EVIL, AND NO ONE'S FIGURED IT OUT YET. >
oh! apologies!!!
< IT'S OKAY, I AIN'T MAD. I WAS JUST CONFUSED. >
so many evil bastards about i kinda just ,got stuck on the previous subject of chitter animosity i guess.
< IT HAPPENS; IT'S EASY TO GET CAUGHT UP IN THE DASH TOPICS AND BEHAVIOR. I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO MOST OF IT. GETS BORING. >