Kurloz Makara
@punkedupClowns
IGNORE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. CALL ME MOTHERFUCKING KURLOZ OR HOBBS. I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY WITH A GUITAR AND SOME FREE TIME.
Lil Ham-n-Cheeze, G಄lg಄r಄th the Destr಄yer, Balthazar da Slayer, and Sn಄಄p Fr಄ggy Fr಄gg were all str಄ng c಄ntenders t಄಄. #namethefr಄g
REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I CAN. ((ARTIST: ((ART MADE FOR ME BY MY AMAZING FRIENDS SHJIYEMIS )) HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/311431599445245952/1489767960988876841/4.PNG?EX=69D19E08&IS=69D04C88&HM=C9BFBFEEA76F9822E7FD6F723874B5AF2AF1EA4A166FD0928565DC425125C05A&
// RIGHT, SHYE IS SUCH AN AMAZING ARTIST!! THE ALSO MY MY KURLOZ'S REF (PINNED)
#NOWPLAYING SONG: START A RIOT BY - DUCKWRTH, SHABOOZEY HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/0Y4MXSI1JQTLIRNMXZ3R1O?SI=6AD87A80F8ED4937
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IVE NEVER BEEN FISHING, BUT MOSTLY I DONT THINK ANYONE TRUSTS ME WITH A FISHING ROD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.
It's on an island, if it helps.
I MEAN THE PROBLEM ISN'T THE LOCATION, THE PROBLEM IS I'M A CLOWN (MIME TO BE MORE TECHNICAL)
I dunnae think anyone \/\/\/\/ill mind. I'\/\/e got a history-- \/\/\/\/it' a \/\/ersion o' y'specifically. But I ain't goin't'hold that against ye.
THERE'S TOO MANY BOTTOMS WE HAVE TO START LOWERING THEIR NUMBERS. #NSFW
WHAT'S YOUR HEAR ME OUT? CONTEXT: A "HEAR ME OUT" IS NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, BUT DISFIGURED PEOPLE, OBJECTIVELY, FALL UNDER ATTRACTIVE. GIVE ME SOMETHING WEIRD.
~lady dimitrescu from troll resident evil village but specifically after she transforms during her boss fight
\ n0t g0nna l1e, @all1edMasterc0mputer 1s m1ne. 1s th1s an 1nc0mprehens1bly b1g c0mputer? yes. w0uld he t0rture me 1n t0tally un-sexy ways? 100%! but g0g kn0ws 1mma t0rture h1m r1ght back by be1ng a freak the wh0le damn t1me. #nsfw -1sh /
I ONLY SAW THE FIRST PART AND ALMOST GAVE YOU A 0/10, BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A 8.5/10
\ well y0u d1dn't spec1fy f1ct10nal! J>:( h0w was 1 supp0sed t0 kn0w? /
USE COMMON SENSE AND READ OTHERS' COMMENTS, ALSO LIKE COME ON TAGGING A REAL PERSON YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW AND SAYING YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM.
A question for those of a more trollian persuasion. How would you describe the difference between waxing black or ashen for someone? (Or just a good old-fashioned desire to kill them for real?)
YOU'D PROBABLY BE A BAD KISMESIS IF YOU WERE FLUCTUATING BETWEEN THE TWO. IT'S NOT UNHEARD OF, BUT SOMEONE USUALLY ENDS UP DEAD.
// I mean to put auspistice not "Bad kismesis."