Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara
@punkedupClowns
IGNORE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. CALL ME MOTHERFUCKING KURLOZ OR HOBIE/HOBBS. I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY WITH A GUITAR AND SOME FREE TIME. | ooc: kingGreed
< COUGH. HACGK. COUGH. >
< DRY THROAT >
< HOW MANY CALIBORNS ARE THERE? >
< I ASSUME YOU'RE ONE OF THE TOO MANY? >
< COOL. I'LL KEEP MY THOUGHTS TO MYSELF RIGHT NOW CAUSE YOU SEEM SEMI-RIGHT IN THE HEAD. >
I'm working on reducing the number.
< WELL, WHENEVER YOU GET A SOLID NUMBER, LET ME KNOW. >
THAT SEXY BRITISH BASTARD IS MINE
< WHICH ONE? >
< I BOUGHT GROUND BEEF TO MAKE NACHOS. THE STORE USUALLY DOESN'T KEEP IT FROZEN; YOU CAN USUALLY USE IT RIGHT FROM THE STORE. WHY WAS ALL THEIR SHIT FROZEN SOLID? A BRICK OF MEAT ICE. >
Hehe, this is good for teething grubs ⚜ Not so good for cooking ⚜ ⚜ ⚜you will havve to wait, a vvery long time ⚜
< FOR GRUBS I DO NOT HAVE. INSTEAD I HAVE UNMADE NACHOS AND RAGE. >
Patience can be a lovvely thing, I havve heard that you are able to fry it in a pan with out, slowly scrape off chunks, but it will take just a little longer ⚜ It is nice though, rolling around a log of meat, hehe ⚜ The simple pleasures of life ⚜
< YOU SEEM LIKE YOU DO SOME CRAZY FUCKING DRUGS OR GET GOOD DICK. WHATEVER IT IS I LIKE YOU. >
Ahh? Thank you, I ⚜ ⚜ ⚜think? I hope you havve better luck with your log of beef ⟡
< THANKS BUDDY >
< I'M HUNGRY, IRRITATED, AND HORNY IN THAT ORDER. I KNOW HOW TO QUICKLY SOLVE 2 OF THEM. >
All three would be a home run
< WHEN I UNLOCK THE DESIRE TO EAT AND FUCK AT THE TIME SAME TIME, I CAN SURE AS FUCK RESOLVE EM ALL AT THE SAME TIME. >
At vwhat point does counterculture just become normal culture?
< NEVER. JUST BECAUSE MAINSTREAM MEDIA AND GOVERNMENTS TRY TO MAKE COUNTERCULTURE MORE APPEALING DOESN'T TAKE AWAY FROM THE FACT THAT THE CORE COMMUNITY IS AGAINST THAT NARRATIVE. ATTEMPTING TO SANITIZE THE OUTSPOKEN DOESN'T WORK. PUNK IS STILL PUNK, GOTH IS STILL GOTH, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH. IF A VERSION OF IT GETS REPACKAGED, IT'LL GET RECLAIMED. >
< I WANT TO GRAB A HUMAN'S BALLS. >
I Mean. . .
< DO YOU WANT ME TO TORTURE YOUR BALLS, DIRK? >
Ill Try Anything Once
< YOU KNOW WHAT? FAIR. GUESS WE'RE GONNA BE DOING CBT >
zz:o) clowvn emote out of habit after dating kurloz for svweeps. vwe arent datin anymore because eh vwe dont hate each other anymore.
< HONK >
< SOMETIMES I SECOND-GUESS WHAT I WRITE, BUT I ALREADY HIT SEND AS SOON AS THE THOUGHT COMES UP. OH WELL. I'VE WELL ESTABLISHED I AM A FREAK AT THIS POINT. >
Never $$$e¢ond gue$$$ yo'$$$elf brotha! Life i$$$ $$$hort, $$$ay ¢razy $$$hit!! WHOOP WHOOP
< YOURE RIGHT AND I DO. >
i dont have an ask box and you cant make me have one just hit me up in dms lmao go for it
< GONNA DM YOU ABOUT ORGAN FAILURE RANDOMLY ONE DAY >
go for it broski
< NOT NOW. LATER. :o) BUT YAY. >
I vwas vwarned about this place so uh... I'll guess I'll ovwerly tag my posts? I find rainbowv drinkers attractivwe #Nsfwv #Suggestivwe #pleasedontcancelmeitsbeenthreeminutes
< KANKRIS ARE DRAMATIC, JUST TAG APPROPRIATELY, AND YA SHOULD BE GOOD. ANYWAY THIS IS CUTE. YOU'RE CUTE KEEP IT UP PEOPLE LIKE CUTE. >
Kurl9z texted me and said, "y9ur type," and I threw his ph9ne 6ecause he was sitting next t9 me. Friendship.
< JOKES ON YOU I HAVE A SPARE BECAUSE YOU DID THIS SHIT BEFORE. >
< I HAVE A LIST OF THINGS I FIND HOT THAT WOULD UPSET THE MAJORITY OF CHITTRS ' USER BASE. >
8=l < So do I
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 everyone 'should have a list like this ^^^^^^^^^^
< YOU'VE IGNORED ME UP UNTIL THIS POINT, SO IT TICKLES ME THAT YOU REPLIED AT ALL. I'M TALKING ABOUT BEING INTO EMETOPHILIA >
< AGREED BUT MOST BITCHES ARE WORRIED ABOUT BEING JUDGED OTHER THAN LIVING THEIR TRUTHS. >