Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara
@punkedupClowns
IGNORE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. CALL ME MOTHERFUCKING KURLOZ OR HOBIE/HOBBS. I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY WITH A GUITAR AND SOME FREE TIME. | ooc: kingGreed
8=l < I don't think anyone wants to hear me air my filthy thoughts as it is though
< I POST ABOUT WANTING TO DISSECT PEOPLE YOU'LL BE FINE. >
< SOMETIMES I WANNA BE EXTRA RUDE AND NASTY BUT I'M DOING THIS THING CALLED SELF-REFLECTION AND ALSO EACH TIME I GET MEDIATE BY A MITUNA IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ME RECONSIDER MY ACTIONS AND WORDS. IF MY OWN MOIRIAL MEDIATES ME THEN I'M FUCKED. >
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< I'M LIKE A STRAY DOG 🐶 ALSO THANK YOU, I LIKE BEING FUNNY. >
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< IT'S ENRICHMENT FOR BOTH OF US >
Hmm. Could bring back the Griffith mullet. But keep it between us.
< A STRIDER WITH A MULLET WOULD BE INTERESTING. >
Used to rock it with a certain unwashed grace.
< OH YOU HAD AN ODOR AURA >
I d0nt understand why pe0ple think were t0xic -chitted fr0m under @cesarianAqueduct bed-
< NEVER, YOU'RE UP TO NORMAL RELATIONSHIP BEHAVIOR. >
< I COULD STAND TO BE NICER. >
But could you sit to be meaner?
< PEOPLE LIKE A MEAN GUY THAT SITS ON THEM SO YEAH. >
why is it every time i ask something. i get hit with the longest text i ever saw in my life.
< ASK SIMPLER QUESTIONS. >
(( OFFLINE DUE TO MY ENTIRE HOUSE FUCKING FLOODING UP TO MY ANKLES FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
// OH SHIT BE SAFE OMG
꒦꒷ officially hit a road block, i have no idea what else to do
< DO YOU... WANT ME TO... FIND THEM? >
꒦꒷ the rest are safe, florid is with the clown. I dont wanna say much else but id appreciate it she doesnt want me to see him
< I SAW; I'LL FIND EM AND TELL YOU. SHOULDN'T TAKE ME LONG. >
< I FEEL LIKE THAT FLORID'S EX IS A GOLDBLOOD DATING A PURPLEBLOOD BEING BEHIND THIS IS BEING COMPLETELY OVERLOOKED. >
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ what's wr◕ng with that?
< BECAUSE IT'S YOUR PARTNER'S DESIRE, NOT YOURS. YOU EVEN POSTED ABOUT BEING NERVOUS AND WORRIED. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU FAILED AT KIDNAPPING FLORID OR COWARD OUT OF IT? >
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ it's what I wanted˚ he wanted t◕ just kill him˚ I wanted t◕ keep him it was my idea
< I SEE. WHY DO YOU NOT WANT TO KILL FLORID? >
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ I like him he's my friend and we can be friends again
< DO YOU THINK HE'LL WANT TO BE FRIENDS IF YOU KIDNAP HIM? MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE KIDNAPPED. PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT FLORID; I AM TOO, AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU TOO. HEALING A FRIENDSHIP TAKES TIME A LOT OF IT- AND SOMETIMES IT NEVER WORKS OUT; YOU CAN MAKE NEW FRIENDS. >
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ it's g◕ing t◕ w◕rk every◕ne st◕p saying it isnt it is i kn◕w him better than all ◕f y◕u i knew him first
< WHAT'LL WORK IS LETTING PEOPLE MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS. ULTIMATELY, YOU AND HIM COULD END UP HURT. YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE A BAD PERSON AT ALL. YOU SEEM VERY HURT, ACTUALLY. TRUST ME. >
< I DON'T LIKE TO BE ANTAGONISTIC ABOUT THESE THINGS. BUT YOU GUYS CANNOT BE THAT STUPID. FLORID WAS KIDNAPPED; WE KNOW FLORID IS KIDNAPPED. WE KNOW WHO KIDNAPPED HIM AND ATTACKED HIS FRIENDS. SOMEONE WHO'S THREATENED HIM WITH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE. OF COURSE THAT'S NOT FLORID. >
No no I am okay
< YEAH, YEAH, I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS FOR A SECOND. ESPECIALLY AFTER "I'LL SEND YOU HIS TEETH" AND A FEW DAYS LATER HE GOES MISSING. >
no one worry a8out me 8ut do please go make sure my friends are okay please yes thank you :)
< 🤨 >
꒦꒷ this is exactly what i was worried about, please let florid and his friends be okay
< I HAVE VERY LITTLE CONTEXT FOR WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS (SORRY), BUT I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT FOR YA. >
꒦꒷ yes thank you, i know you've done good before so i trust you will
< OF COURSE NO PROBLEM 🫡 >
s0 what exactly happened?
< FLORID AND SOME FRIENDS WERE POSSIBLY KIDNAPPED BY FLORID'S EX AND HIS GIRLFRIEND. (JUDGING BY THE REACTIONS) >