Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara
@punkedupClowns
IGNORE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. CALL ME MOTHERFUCKING KURLOZ OR HOBIE/HOBBS. I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY WITH A GUITAR AND SOME FREE TIME. | ooc: kingGreed
< I LIKE MOST OF MY ALTS. HAVEN'T MET ONE THAT I HATE, REALLY. >
< MY GENDER IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, BUT HE/IT/THEY ARE FINE. >
< MY DMS CONSIST OF MY MOIRAIL AND A GAMZEE. >
< I HOPE SOME OF YOU GET LAID SOON. >
print("thanks you bud i hope so too")
< SOMETIMES I WANNA BE EXTRA RUDE AND NASTY BUT I'M DOING THIS THING CALLED SELF-REFLECTION AND ALSO EACH TIME I GET MEDIATE BY A MITUNA IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ME RECONSIDER MY ACTIONS AND WORDS. IF MY OWN MOIRIAL MEDIATES ME THEN I'M FUCKED. >
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< I USED TO TALK IN EXCLUSIVELY GIFS AND EMOTE BUT I'VE COMMITTED TO SAYING THE WORST SHIT POSSIBLE. >
< I COULD STAND TO BE NICER. >
< IF ANY OF YOU WHO ARE MY FRIENDS, IF YOU KILL A MOTHERFUCKER, CALL ME; I'LL HELP YOU DISMEMBER THE BODY. >
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< PUSSY ASS BITCH >
< I LIKE THE MARYAMS. MINE CHOKED ME OUT ONCE IT WAS HOT. >
< IF A MOTHERFUCKER ABUSED ONE PARTNER, HE'S ABUSING THE NEXT. SO ON AND SO FORTH. >
< I FEEL LIKE THAT FLORID'S EX IS A GOLDBLOOD DATING A PURPLEBLOOD BEING BEHIND THIS IS BEING COMPLETELY OVERLOOKED. >
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ what's wr◕ng with that?
< BECAUSE IT'S YOUR PARTNER'S DESIRE, NOT YOURS. YOU EVEN POSTED ABOUT BEING NERVOUS AND WORRIED. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU FAILED AT KIDNAPPING FLORID OR COWARD OUT OF IT? >
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ it's what I wanted˚ he wanted t◕ just kill him˚ I wanted t◕ keep him it was my idea
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ I like him he's my friend and we can be friends again
< DO YOU THINK HE'LL WANT TO BE FRIENDS IF YOU KIDNAP HIM? MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE KIDNAPPED. PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT FLORID; I AM TOO, AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU TOO. HEALING A FRIENDSHIP TAKES TIME A LOT OF IT- AND SOMETIMES IT NEVER WORKS OUT; YOU CAN MAKE NEW FRIENDS. >
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ it's g◕ing t◕ w◕rk every◕ne st◕p saying it isnt it is i kn◕w him better than all ◕f y◕u i knew him first
< WHAT'LL WORK IS LETTING PEOPLE MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS. ULTIMATELY, YOU AND HIM COULD END UP HURT. YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE A BAD PERSON AT ALL. YOU SEEM VERY HURT, ACTUALLY. TRUST ME. >
< I DON'T LIKE TO BE ANTAGONISTIC ABOUT THESE THINGS. BUT YOU GUYS CANNOT BE THAT STUPID. FLORID WAS KIDNAPPED; WE KNOW FLORID IS KIDNAPPED. WE KNOW WHO KIDNAPPED HIM AND ATTACKED HIS FRIENDS. SOMEONE WHO'S THREATENED HIM WITH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE. OF COURSE THAT'S NOT FLORID. >
< YEAH, YEAH, I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS FOR A SECOND. ESPECIALLY AFTER "I'LL SEND YOU HIS TEETH" AND A FEW DAYS LATER HE GOES MISSING. >
< IF ALL ELSE FAILS, I CAN FIND THEM. PRETTY EASILY; I MEAN, I'LL DO IT IF I'M NOT ASKED, BUT I DON'T WANT TO ADD MORE STRESS. BUT I CAN EASILY OVERPOWER AND UNDO CHUCKLEVOODOO. I AM A MIME AFTER ALL. OR CLOWN. BY ALTERNIAN STANDARDS. >
< HM. THAT DOESN'T BODE WELL. >
< EACH TIME THAT BLAND MOTHERFUCKER IS IN MY NOTIFICATIONS, I FEEL LIKE RIPPING MY FACE OFF. >
< YOU WOULD THINK I'D GET BETTER AT REMOVING FACE PAINT AFTER WEARING IT FOR SO MANY YEARS. UNTRUE; I GOT A FUCK TON IN MY EYES, AND THIS SHIT BURNS. >
< WHAT IF I WERE A HOT WOMAN? NOTHING WOULD CHANGE. I'D HAVE BOOBS. >
< PERSONALLY INSULTED MY POST ABOUT EATING STUFF I SHOULDN'T GOT MEDIATED. THAT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL BEHAVIOR. >