Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara
@punkedupClowns
IGNORE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. CALL ME MOTHERFUCKING KURLOZ OR HOBIE/HOBBS. I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY WITH A GUITAR AND SOME FREE TIME.
< DURING THIS UPCOMING SEASON. I WILL ACT A FOOL. #NSFW >
< #NOWPLAYING > RIPTIDE - GRANDSON < HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/1HBJFOCWO0FR8TZJRBFQLM?SI=D21B56CE1565446F >
< #NOWPLAYING > COMMON_ENEMY - BUFFALO_FARM < HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/2GJFGN4MBULXCBOMTY2Q7J?SI=FFB98CB7161A40B3 >
< #NOWPLAYING > ART OF WAR - JASIAH FT. DENZEL CURRY, RICO NASTY < HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/5IIEKGPJ2EEL0BWLGQOOCT?SI=5BCF3BA68D064DAA #VIOLENCE >
< #NOWPLAYING > START A RIOT - DUCKWRTH, SHABOOZEY < HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/0Y4MXSI1JQTLIRNMXZ3R1O?SI=A3300FA8D5634F05 >
< THE ONLY GAMZEE I'VE INTERACTED WITH CONSISTENTLY IS BLAND HIGHBLOODS. :/ MY OWN GAMZEE HAD TO GO AND GET HIMSELF KILLED. I FEEL VIOLENT. #VIOLENCE >
|| Kurloz "Hobbs/Hobie" Makara Lore stuff @thalassianGhoul + @prosaicPedagogy are connected to this kurloz/ are written by me, and the AU is #gore #violence Kurloz Makara got sick of Cronus Ampora and took matters into his own hands. Kurloz one day, when they were still alive, mcmurdered cronus because of an argument that turned into a physical altercation. Cronus was bullying Mituna, and Kurloz went too far and killed him. For some reason, Cronus came back, despite being hacked into actual pieces. Kurloz sewed him back together and kept a hold over him for a loooong time. Eventually, during the game, he stooped, but they all died. Cronus/Kronos himself reflects a lot of Kurloz's aspects, but maintains somewhat of a personality that one would describe as incredibly mild, listless, and very slow. He's very apathetic and tries to be patient. He isn't very cronussy, I know, but I have become very endeared by him by having all these characters over the years. since 2020 babey!!! However, this doesn't stop Kurloz from being aggro with Cronuses; he likes to fuck with them, he has no real feelings over what they post or a moral opinion, he just thinks they're all funny. He'd only have an issue if it involved his matesprit or moirail. A bit more Au lore, a lot of them have never interacted with the Alternians, and Kurloz's basic feelings about Gamzee won't be canon-aligned, as he doesn't really care that deeply. His beef with Bland hIghbloods is eternal; he is throwing hands forever. He actively reflects GHB more with a bit more of an anarchist(very hint of communism) view on beforan society (His hobie brown inspirations) and can grow to learn more. But he doesn't take shit people say on the internet seriously; if he sees a chance to beat someone to death, he'll take it. He won't speak on Alternian issues; he might voice something about how odd something is, but a lot of his opinions are often reserved for Beforus and how it's set up in his universe.
< I NEED IT TO BE UNDERSTOOD; I RUNNETH THE RISK OF A LOT OF THINGS. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE. >
< I SHOULD POST ANOTHER PODCAST WITH BLANDY. THE OTHER ONE WAS WELL RECEIVED! HTTPS://CHITTR.ING/PROFILE/PUNKEDUPCLOWNS/0D23755F-EEB8-4F13-B793-C6F32A53B13C >
// Had someone DM'd me on Discord saying they couldn't interact with Kurloz, just a reminder If you have one of my characters blocked, you can't really interact with the rest. If I have you blocked on a character, I can't interact with the rest! Be aware of this bug! So if it looks like I have you blocked and we've never interacted!!! Kurloz doesn't block people!
< BY THE WAY, YALL CAN JUST CALL ME "HOBBS" OR "HOBIE" :o) >
< I'LL BE COMPLETLEY HONEST. I CANNOT READ PURPLEBLOOD TEXT ON THE BLACK BACKGROUND BUT THE LIGHT THEME IS TOO BRIGHT FOR ME. I INDIVIDUALLY ADJUST THEM ALL. >
NO i GET IT. I LITERALLY had to ADJUST MINE TOO.
Ɏ this post ma-a-ade me rea-a-alize the cogwheel a-a-adjusts per-profile a-a-and not just in genera-a-al. i a-a-am not very sma-a-art. i a-a-also struggle with purple a-a-and some blue texts Ɏ
< YEAH, IT'D BE EASIER IF I COULD JUST ADJUST THE BACKGROUND COLOR, BUT I CAN'T. NOT A BIG COMPLAIN I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE HOW DARK OUR BLOODCOLOR WAS. >
Ɏ tha-a-ank you kurloz "hobbs" ma-a-aka-a-ara-a-a you ha-a-ave helped me grea-a-atly Ɏ
!!! YOU SAID IT !!! I COULDN'T SEE MY OWN DAMN POSTS WHEN I MADE MY ACCOUNT!!! XO(
< HONESTLY, I CAN'T BE SURPRISED. THERE WAS A MEULIN WHO WANTED TO SEE ME FUCK ANOTHER ME AFTER A FIGHT, SO REALLY SHAME ON ME. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/557E38F9324B.GIF #SELFCEST #GIF #NSFW >
< NOT WHAT I EXPECTED TO SEE, HONESTLY. >
< WE CAN'T DO CLOWN/MIME HOURS BECAUSE I DON'T THINK ANY OF US MOTHERFUCKERS CAN COMMIT TO BEING ONLINE AT THE SAME TIME FOR MORE THAN 5 MINS, SURPRISE EVERYONE, AND DISPERSE LIKE WE WERE NEVER HERE. >
< SOME DAYS IM HALF TEMPTED TO STITCH MY MOUTH BACK SHUT, BITING MY TONGUE OUT AND RUNNING THE RISK OF RUINING MY CAREER, ON THE OTHER HAND. I HAVE HORRIBLE IMPULSE CONTROL. #GORE #SELFHARM >
< FAIR ENOUGH, I CAN'T REALLY ARGUE WITH THAT AFTER POSTING SOME WEIRD SHIT. >
< NOT HUMORING IT, I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO. >
< NOT ATTEMPTING THAT AGAIN, NEVER FUCKING MIND. >