Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara
@punkedupClowns
IGNORE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. CALL ME MOTHERFUCKING KURLOZ OR HOBIE/HOBBS. I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY WITH A GUITAR AND SOME FREE TIME. | ooc: kingGreed
< COUGH. HACGK. COUGH. >
< HOW MANY CALIBORNS ARE THERE? >
< COOL. I'LL KEEP MY THOUGHTS TO MYSELF RIGHT NOW CAUSE YOU SEEM SEMI-RIGHT IN THE HEAD. >
< I BOUGHT GROUND BEEF TO MAKE NACHOS. THE STORE USUALLY DOESN'T KEEP IT FROZEN; YOU CAN USUALLY USE IT RIGHT FROM THE STORE. WHY WAS ALL THEIR SHIT FROZEN SOLID? A BRICK OF MEAT ICE. >
Hehe, this is good for teething grubs ⚜ Not so good for cooking ⚜ ⚜ ⚜you will havve to wait, a vvery long time ⚜
Patience can be a lovvely thing, I havve heard that you are able to fry it in a pan with out, slowly scrape off chunks, but it will take just a little longer ⚜ It is nice though, rolling around a log of meat, hehe ⚜ The simple pleasures of life ⚜
< YOU SEEM LIKE YOU DO SOME CRAZY FUCKING DRUGS OR GET GOOD DICK. WHATEVER IT IS I LIKE YOU. >
Ahh? Thank you, I ⚜ ⚜ ⚜think? I hope you havve better luck with your log of beef ⟡
< I'M HUNGRY, IRRITATED, AND HORNY IN THAT ORDER. I KNOW HOW TO QUICKLY SOLVE 2 OF THEM. >
< WHEN I UNLOCK THE DESIRE TO EAT AND FUCK AT THE TIME SAME TIME, I CAN SURE AS FUCK RESOLVE EM ALL AT THE SAME TIME. >
< I WANT TO GRAB A HUMAN'S BALLS. >
< #HOBBSMUSIC + #NOWPLAYLING BOO - H3ADBAND >
< SOMETIMES I SECOND-GUESS WHAT I WRITE, BUT I ALREADY HIT SEND AS SOON AS THE THOUGHT COMES UP. OH WELL. I'VE WELL ESTABLISHED I AM A FREAK AT THIS POINT. >
Never $$$e¢ond gue$$$ yo'$$$elf brotha! Life i$$$ $$$hort, $$$ay ¢razy $$$hit!! WHOOP WHOOP
< I'LL FOLLOW ANYONE THAT'S FUNNY TBH. >
< I SHOULD TAKE A NEW PICTURE THAT ISN'T ISN'T JUST A TASTEFUL CROP OF MY BACKSIDE >
< I HAVE A LIST OF THINGS I FIND HOT THAT WOULD UPSET THE MAJORITY OF CHITTRS ' USER BASE. >
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 everyone 'should have a list like this ^^^^^^^^^^
< YOU'VE IGNORED ME UP UNTIL THIS POINT, SO IT TICKLES ME THAT YOU REPLIED AT ALL. I'M TALKING ABOUT BEING INTO EMETOPHILIA >
< AGREED BUT MOST BITCHES ARE WORRIED ABOUT BEING JUDGED OTHER THAN LIVING THEIR TRUTHS. >
8=l < I've simply had nothing to say 8=l < That's 8=l < Hm 8=l < You do you, I suppose
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌuა๋࣭⭑ 💬 true that true that ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌπა๋࣭⭑ 💬 sad sight for a motherfucker to see ^^^^^^^^^^
< THERE ARE HEINOUS THINGS I WOULD DO TO SOMEONE (CONSENSUALLY) IF THEY LET ME CUT THEM OPEN >
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮˵×ﻌ಄˵ა๋࣭⭑ 🔥 ^^^^^^^^^^
< DEPENDING ON HOW COOL THE PERSON I AM CUTTING OPEN WITH IS WITH ME PUTTING MY BULGE IN THEIR OPEN CHEST CAVITY, THERE'S A LIST OF THINGS. >
< GOOD! THAT MEANS YOU'D ENJOY GETTING CUT OPEN AND DICKED DOWN PROBABLY. :o) >
< TROLLS HAVING NIPPLES OR NOT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE AND THE REASONS CAN BE "PRETTY MAMMAL LIKE" OR "PURELY COSMETIC" SNAKES HAVE BELLYBUTTONS >
:33< the secret third answer is "idk i just have them" :33< i didnt have the time at 6 sw33ps to research why i have nipples okay!!!
< IT'S ALWAYS A DELIGHT WHEN SOMEONE KNOWS SIGN. >
< HI. WHO WANTS TO HEAR IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL ABOUT MY LIFE AND RECENT EVENTS? BUT I ONLY TELL YOU IN CODE DONE COMPLETELY IN SIGN LANGUAGE? >
< THIS IS THE MOST PITY I HAVE EVER RECEIVED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE THAT WASN'T FROM MITUNAS. >
< HAVING AN EX KISMESIS IS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REMEMBER YOU BROKE UP JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HATE HIM ANYMORE. > < YOU START FEELING WORRIED FOR A MOTHERFUCKER. >
< SKIPPED THE EMO PHASE; WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE PUNK ANARCHY PHASE. CREEPY MIME >>>>>> PUNK MIME. EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY. >
< NEW PHRASE ADDED TO MY LEXICON HALFCHUB CONVERSATION. :o) >
< I TOTALLY FORGOT TO EXIST. >
< WAS VIBING TO HARD WITH PEACE AND QUIET AND FORGOT TO PERSON. >
၄⋆၃ awww mannnnnnnn im feeling like that right now just a little bit only a little bit
< I BROKE MY WRIST BECAUSE OF RECKLESS BEHAVIOR AND I HAVE UPSET MANY PEOPLE IN THE PROCESS BECAUSE OF GETTING HURT 😮💨 >
< I HAVE HAD 5 PEOPLE NAG ME IN THE SPAN OF 24 HOURS AND I KNOW MORE JS COMING 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨 >