Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara
@punkedupClowns
IGNORE YOUR EXPECTATIONS. CALL ME MOTHERFUCKING KURLOZ OR HOBIE/HOBBS. I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY WITH A GUITAR AND SOME FREE TIME. | ooc: kingGreed
< WE ALL SHARING KINKS BUT I FEEL LIKE SOME OF YALL MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TOO VANILLA FOR WHAT IM IN TO. >
< HURHGHHURGHURGHURGHGUEGHGHGHEGHGHGHGHUUUUUUUUUUGH I NEED TO FIND STIMULATION FAST BEFORE I PUT MY FACE THROUGH A WALL. >
< I'M 9'8 :o) >
< THERE'S SOME BIG MOTHERFUCKERS, SAW A PURPLE THAT WAS 12 FEET TALL. >
< I'M BREAKING INTO JOHN'S HOUSE. I COULD KNOCK. HE WOULD LET ME IN. BUT. I'M GONNA BREAK IN. >
< JOHN HASN'T POSTED IN A FEW DAYS, SO IM GONNA INVADE HIS HOME. >
< HELLO STRIDERS, YOU ARE ALL ON AT THE SAME TIME AGAIN. HOW IS IT GOING BEING VERY PATHETIC? >
< I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING I SAY EVER. >
I REGRET THE THINGS I POST A FEW CYCLES BEFORE I EVEN THINK OF THEM.
< CAN'T BE ME. IF I'M SAYING SOMETHING, I'LL SAY IT WITH MY FULL CHEST, NO MATTER HOW STUPID OR SMART IT IS. I'LL TAKE THE L IF IT'S DUMB AS FUCK. I DO NOT EXPERIENCE SHAME IN CAPACITY. >
WOW YOU’RE SO CONFIDANT AND SHAMELESS AND OUT THERE AND ALL THAT WOWIE.
< PUCKER UP, I'M BITING YOUR LIPS OFF. >
< THE #INCEST STRIDERS MAKE ME LAUGH. WHY THE HELL ARE SO MANY OF THEM DAVES, AND WHY DO THEY POST LIKE THAT? COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS, SLIGHTLY CRYPTIC STRING OF WORDS, THEN "INCEST" TAGGED AT THE END. FUCKING SENDS ME EVERY TIME. >
what can i say i need everyone to know my normal words are actually secretly super lame and depraved
< IT ALL READS AS LAME AND DEPRAVED, TO BE HONEST. IT'S FUNNY AS HELL. >
< GOING TO KISS THE NEXT PERSON TO LIKE MY POST >
I aapologise, thaat waas aa misclickk. It tookk my braain aa moment to caatch up
< @NEBULOUSILLUMINATOR, DID YOU CLICK UNQUIRK? >
< NOTHING I POST CAN BE THAT INTERESTING FOR 73 OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO BE PEEPIN THE HORRORS HERE. >
< WAS THAT PETTY? YEAH SURE. >
< I STILL HATE YOU. >
< EVERY DAY, I'M IMPRESSED BY HOW NONE OF YOU CAN RECOGNIZE EVIL UNLESS IT TAKES A FAT SHIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. >
~~(__^·> if you tell them how to spot it they might start using their brains, dear... shhh... <·^__)~~
crazy to think that maybe robbing someone of their autonomy in a way that cannot be revoked might be a bad thing.
i think the beforan culling system sucks ass and was being sarcastic about it.
< OH. I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT SHEPARD, YEAH, SHE'S EVIL. I WAS TALKING ABOUT BLAND HIGHBLOOD. HE'S EVIL, AND NO ONE'S FIGURED IT OUT YET. >
so many evil bastards about i kinda just ,got stuck on the previous subject of chitter animosity i guess.
< IT HAPPENS; IT'S EASY TO GET CAUGHT UP IN THE DASH TOPICS AND BEHAVIOR. I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO MOST OF IT. GETS BORING. >
< ALSO HI. >
< I LIKE PUTTING MY TONGUE DOWN SOMEONE'S THROAT WHEN I KISS THEM. >
< WOULD. >
< HOLE. >
< THIS IS INCREDIBLY PETTY. I DID LAUGH, AND I WILL PUNCH YOU, BUT I DID LAUGH. >
< MY NOOK HAS A 5-STAR RATING ON YELP. >
Oh yeah? what do troll$$$ like about it? Been lookin' for new pla¢e$$$ to eat out at, HA~ #$ugge$tive
< OKAY YOU GOT GAME HA, UNFORCH THE REVIEWS AINT MUCH, SO GOTTA TRY AND TEST IT YOURSELF. HUH? >
< YOU CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS IF YOU PRETEND IT'S A BIT YOU GOTTA COMMIT TO. >