Pollii Cosmog
@lilypadCalamity
the troll definition of fu<k around and find out
i was hat<hed in<orre<tly a jadeblood sat on my egg and i got ro<keted through the wall and into the outside world
if youre green and <ant photosynthesize: see a medi<uller
Nuh
Y-o-o-u're g-o-o-ing t-o-o- need that
Yuh
holding it in until the pressure blows a hole through my spinal <olumn what is "it"? heh... ill tell you when youre older #nsfw ? #gore ? #body-horror ? #whatdoieventagthisas
too many mammals, not enough people who squork and <roak
:33 < *ac is drooling* :33 < yeah. nyot enough yummy birds and tasty furrogs.
:33 < how do mew know i'm nyot already?
>:33 < gosh mew sound like my meowrail!! >:33 < i like eating poisonous furrogs!!
theyre jui<ing me today
Hand pressed or mechanical?
I∩ whΛt wΛy ๑xΛctly?
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takes a big <artoon bite out of the timeline
not to be <rass but shout out to that one lady with the huge spheres and adorable posts you the realest #suggestive
no one engaged now i just look like some kind of pervert #nsfw
Maybe i just Dont believe you
it was a bit! i had a funny prepared and everything! ki<ks ro<ks ki<ks ro<ks ki<ks ro<ks
lMao youre kinDa pathetic :o) i like that
3 feet and im not talking about my height #suggestive
<asual reminder that they wrung me of my naturally generated slime to slop the site i<on up and make it all shiny
if a highblood ever randomly offers you <ash DO NOT TAKE THAT SHIT
why d/)es any/)ne need t/) be warned abt this i th/)ught this was c/)mm/)n sense
Free Cash → here! #money #caegars
hIghbloOds don't gIvE cash. that's why yOU hAvE to tAkE it from em InsteAd.
youd be surprised how many "helpful" seadwellers will de<ide to throw <ash at literally whatever
Some of them can genuinely be helꫂ❁ful!! But they'll also show it in other ways <:) ❣︎
i was hat<hed in<orre<tly a jadeblood sat on my egg and i got ro<keted through the wall and into the outside world
ok lesson learned do not brush your horns with toothpaste they might be shiny in the aftermath but oh my god im getting swarmed by tiny bugs
i have an awesome idea give me some toothpaste and 20 minutes
sneezed so hard i think my ganderbulbs almost flew out #gore ? maybe? idfk
"women" this, "girl hot" that, we gotta start making more of them
What, more women?
Nah I was just confirming. Yeah, you're right.
>( We gotta take the L this time I think. I think we might be the assholes. 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 )
>( It aaaall depends on who makes the unnecessarily detailed post first... )
breaking into random hives to take a single bite out of a random pie<e of food and <log their load gaper