Pollii Cosmog
@lilypadCalamity
the troll definition of fu<k around and find out
if youre green and <ant photosynthesize: see a medi<uller
Nuh
Y-o-o-u're g-o-o-ing t-o-o- need that
too many mammals, not enough people who squork and <roak
:33 < *ac is drooling* :33 < yeah. nyot enough yummy birds and tasty furrogs.
:33 < how do mew know i'm nyot already?
°v°~ People With toxic blood should have to Wear some kind of Wristband or something. The last troll I sipped had a natural paralytic in their blood, and I couldn't budge for an hour. T.T ~°v°
theyre jui<ing me today
Hand pressed or mechanical?
I∩ whΛt wΛy ๑xΛctly?
no one engaged now i just look like some kind of pervert #nsfw
Maybe i just Dont believe you
it was a bit! i had a funny prepared and everything! ki<ks ro<ks ki<ks ro<ks ki<ks ro<ks
lMao youre kinDa pathetic :o) i like that
If i had a. little me. i think i'd feed him. goreos. and let him do dope ass. kick flips on my. mini skateboards Not the. bulge skateboard to. clarify #suggestive
if a highblood ever randomly offers you <ash DO NOT TAKE THAT SHIT
why d/)es any/)ne need t/) be warned abt this i th/)ught this was c/)mm/)n sense
hIghbloOds don't gIvE cash. that's why yOU hAvE to tAkE it from em InsteAd.
youd be surprised how many "helpful" seadwellers will de<ide to throw <ash at literally whatever
Some of them can genuinely be helꫂ❁ful!! But they'll also show it in other ways <:) ❣︎
"women" this, "girl hot" that, we gotta start making more of them
What, more women?
i miss fight night. i wAnnA kick sOmeonE's fUckIn ass.
>( We gotta take the L this time I think. I think we might be the assholes. 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 )
>( Treddit stories are soooo bullshit. "There is no possible reading of this scenario in which I could POSSIBLY be in the wrong. But my entire friend group was split." oh I'm sure. 😒 )
there is no possible reading of the s<enario in whi<h i <ould possibly be in the wrong but my entire friend group got blown up
၄⋆၃ xovering myself in lotion from head to toe bexause if even a single xubix inxh of my epidermis is ashy i explode and die instantly #staysmooth
i do this so i <an hit terminal velo<ity rolling down a hill