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i can somewhat sympathize. my body emits a llow ellectric hum at idlle which escallates with activity. not as uh... extreme as your mutation, in terms of potentially getting in the way socially, though.
Ten likes and I reach through the bars and try to get the pig's service pistol.
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misread this as shit i think its time t/) g/) t/) sleep
I lo+ve being a law abiding citizen. My presence o+n the surface was signed o+ff by a clo+wn. See this purple stain o+n the hem o+f this clo+ak? That's their blo+o+d signature, Mr Dro+ne. They marked it o+n purpo+se to+ pro+ve I am allo+wed to+ do+ this.
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THE LOWBLOODS ARE NERVOUS TO POST. I DO NOT BLAME THEM. THIS WORLD IS HARSH AND CRUEL. BUT IT'S OKAY, I WILL SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS FOR THEM.
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There was some nobility in the endeavor, so I've decided to give myself points for the attempt. I suppose being far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like is a state beyond what one man can attain.
I was once. But alas, it's a difficult goal to accomplish, and I ran out of financial resources to complete the task. Ultimately, I only looked more like, none of the other bits.
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