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your luZuZ LOL he/him, gay, tguy prince of doom ex-alternian hop on twinwipe or youre a chump [ pfp - SB547 @ toyhouse ]

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(( #OOC #PINNED Your name is KERZET LASHAK, and you are a perfectly unassuming and normal troll taking up HEMOANONYMITY as a statement. Or are you? In truth, you are a LIMEBLOOD, and one of few, if not, the only one who was left living on your version of ALTERNIA, slipping through the cracks of the CAVERNS, either by rebellious JADEBLOODED CARETAKERS or those who were simply too COLORBLIND to notice. At the age of 7 SWEEPS OLD, the sector of the SUBGRUB you lived in was the target of an IMPERIAL DRONE STRIKE, one which NEARLY KILLED YOU, BADLY. Your arm was crushed by the rubble of your OLD HIVE and you were LEFT FOR DEAD, and you were LEFT without a LUSUS. You have your current HIVEMATE and LIFELONG BEST FRIEND, VALKYN SKORIA, to thank for your continued existence. They scooped you out of the rubble, taking you back to THEIR HIVE and you have LIVED WITH THEM ever since. Turns out being tight with a CERULEANBLOOD has its perks. Alternia was not the only ENVIRONMENT OF ADVERSITY you SURVIVED. You are also one of the few SURVIVORS of your SGRUB SESSION, a SESSION which had been CORRUPTED by the FIRST GUARDIAN OF YOUR ALTERNIA, on account of you OH SO WISELY choosing to TRIFLE with it. You have dubbed your session the "Nightmare Mode" session. SHENANIGANS ENSUED, many a sessionmate LOST THEIR LIVES, with only SOME living to tell about it. As for yourself? You LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT, even with DYING PRIOR. You ascended, inheriting the CLASSPECT of PRINCE OF DOOM. After even more SHENANIGANS, you and the surviving players of your session narrowly managed to BEAT THE GAME, with the help of some members from ANOTHER SESSION of HUMAN PLAYERS. The resulting ULTIMATE REWARD, of course, was a NEW PLANET, combined with the OLD. Earth and Alternia, clipped together and merged into one, having been dubbed NEOTERNIA. Even though you are now NO LONGER AT RISK OF BEING CULLED FOR YOUR BLOOD, the habit of being HEMOANON is far too hard to break. Plus, you think the grey suits you just fine. You would rather DIE than wear your blood on your person. You believe OTHER LIMES willingly wearing their blood about all willy-nilly are CULLBAIT, and you are not afraid to VOICE THAT OPINION. You are a RATHER OPINIONATED TROLL, and prone to bouts of GAMER RAGE as it were. For someone who was SO CONCERNED WITH GETTING CULLED, you sure don't know how to SHUT YOUR TRAP, especially under PRESSURE or STRESS. You care NOT for the duties that may or may not come with being one of the "CREATORS", much preferring to spend your time indulging in your many hobbies. Online and offline gaming, shoddy computer coding, pestering your hivemate, and being the best damage dealing on the Elder Trolls Online. You also have other hobbies less worth mentioning, but can be summed up with "DUBSTEP, WEED, and JACKING OFF." You have a number of FAVORITE GAMES, including but not limited to the Elder Trolls franchise, Twinwipe and its earthen counterpart of Fortnite, Pokemon, and the Fallout franchise. Your trolltag is coalescedDuality, and you are the beZt and Killing off chumpZ in fortnite, oKay? NOTES - Kerzet is a trans guy (he/him) and gay - Kerzet is (or rather, was) a Prospit dreamer - Kerzet has access to transportalization, able to take him pretty much wherever and whenever he needs. - Kerzet's hivemate is here as well, @vetandaAdespota - Kerzet has 'troll DID' (author's note: the author is a system). His trolltag comes from him believing the "other voice" in his head "went away" (aka Integrated) after godtiering. In truth, his 'other half' is merely dormant due to not needing to survive the harsh environment of Alternia and the Game. This may be subject to change, though.

juZt heard troll Znoop dogg invented caegarZtar for cheeZe

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(( #OOC #PINNED Your name is KERZET LASHAK, and you are a perfectly unassuming and normal troll taking up HEMOANONYMITY as a statement. Or are you? In truth, you are a LIMEBLOOD, and one of few, if not, the only one who was left living on your version of ALTERNIA, slipping through the cracks of the CAVERNS, either by rebellious JADEBLOODED CARETAKERS or those who were simply too COLORBLIND to notice. At the age of 7 SWEEPS OLD, the sector of the SUBGRUB you lived in was the target of an IMPERIAL DRONE STRIKE, one which NEARLY KILLED YOU, BADLY. Your arm was crushed by the rubble of your OLD HIVE and you were LEFT FOR DEAD, and you were LEFT without a LUSUS. You have your current HIVEMATE and LIFELONG BEST FRIEND, VALKYN SKORIA, to thank for your continued existence. They scooped you out of the rubble, taking you back to THEIR HIVE and you have LIVED WITH THEM ever since. Turns out being tight with a CERULEANBLOOD has its perks. Alternia was not the only ENVIRONMENT OF ADVERSITY you SURVIVED. You are also one of the few SURVIVORS of your SGRUB SESSION, a SESSION which had been CORRUPTED by the FIRST GUARDIAN OF YOUR ALTERNIA, on account of you OH SO WISELY choosing to TRIFLE with it. You have dubbed your session the "Nightmare Mode" session. SHENANIGANS ENSUED, many a sessionmate LOST THEIR LIVES, with only SOME living to tell about it. As for yourself? You LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT, even with DYING PRIOR. You ascended, inheriting the CLASSPECT of PRINCE OF DOOM. After even more SHENANIGANS, you and the surviving players of your session narrowly managed to BEAT THE GAME, with the help of some members from ANOTHER SESSION of HUMAN PLAYERS. The resulting ULTIMATE REWARD, of course, was a NEW PLANET, combined with the OLD. Earth and Alternia, clipped together and merged into one, having been dubbed NEOTERNIA. Even though you are now NO LONGER AT RISK OF BEING CULLED FOR YOUR BLOOD, the habit of being HEMOANON is far too hard to break. Plus, you think the grey suits you just fine. You would rather DIE than wear your blood on your person. You believe OTHER LIMES willingly wearing their blood about all willy-nilly are CULLBAIT, and you are not afraid to VOICE THAT OPINION. You are a RATHER OPINIONATED TROLL, and prone to bouts of GAMER RAGE as it were. For someone who was SO CONCERNED WITH GETTING CULLED, you sure don't know how to SHUT YOUR TRAP, especially under PRESSURE or STRESS. You care NOT for the duties that may or may not come with being one of the "CREATORS", much preferring to spend your time indulging in your many hobbies. Online and offline gaming, shoddy computer coding, pestering your hivemate, and being the best damage dealing on the Elder Trolls Online. You also have other hobbies less worth mentioning, but can be summed up with "DUBSTEP, WEED, and JACKING OFF." You have a number of FAVORITE GAMES, including but not limited to the Elder Trolls franchise, Twinwipe and its earthen counterpart of Fortnite, Pokemon, and the Fallout franchise. Your trolltag is coalescedDuality, and you are the beZt and Killing off chumpZ in fortnite, oKay? NOTES - Kerzet is a trans guy (he/him) and gay - Kerzet is (or rather, was) a Prospit dreamer - Kerzet has access to transportalization, able to take him pretty much wherever and whenever he needs. - Kerzet's hivemate is here as well, @vetandaAdespota - Kerzet has 'troll DID' (author's note: the author is a system). His trolltag comes from him believing the "other voice" in his head "went away" (aka Integrated) after godtiering. In truth, his 'other half' is merely dormant due to not needing to survive the harsh environment of Alternia and the Game. This may be subject to change, though.

i heard the apple guy died rip troll iZaac newton

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roach mode iZ a Ztate of mind call me the thinKer #roachmode

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#roachmode #goingroachmode

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a Zecond flavordiZc haZ hit the roof and it waZnt me thiZ time #freedinner

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"ahh Zuch a beautiful day not a cloud in Zight" yKnow maybe we could uZe cloudZ Zome cloudZ would be nice

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Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< yOur descriptiON is accurate, yeaH >c

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y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0
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@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

yeah!! i mean i never see you though... you're usually off with vriska doing some pirate bullshit and june's the only one of us landlubbers who actually gets to see you regularly! but you're still family!!

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OH, HUH! W3LL, 1 DON'T R34LLY H4V3 4NY "F4M1LY" H3R3 BUT TH4T'S N1C3 TO H34R TH3R3'S 4 M3 W1TH ON3.. >:] H3H, F4M1LY...

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@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

aww! yeah i mean it's not exactly a traditional family structure! but i guess youre my aunt's kismesituationship so that's at least a more direct connection than like. tavros. but yknow what that guy's family too!!

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@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

in a weird esoteric way!

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OMG, SH3'S 4 K1SM3S1S-1N-L4W? TH4T'S SO CUT3.. 4WWW, NOW 1'M K1ND OF W1SH1NG 1 H4D 4 PSU3DO-F4M1LY.

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@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

you don't? 8( maybe that's something you start to feel when you're older... you're on earth c, right?

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Y34H, 1'M ON 34RTH C! 4ND H4H4, W3LL 1 4M PR3TTY OLD NOW! 1 SW34R MY BON3S CR34K 4 LOT NOW MOR3. >:P

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well then the other creators are basically your family right? 8v

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HMMM... NOT TO M3. 1 DON'T TH1NK OF TH3M 1N 4 F4M1L14L W4Y.

ooouuuurrrghhhhrhhghhhhhhh

ZHJINY DRAPION THIRD ULTRA WORMHOLE TLETZ FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im literally juZt the little guy

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☣-🗡-nO YOURE NOT LITTLE AT ALL lIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE/=

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tell that to my poor little minute Ztature. im gonna get loZt in the atomZ of the linoleum. im too Zmall to fit on the blu-ray diZc they loZe me

if i Zhowed up at a "gala" i would be Zpeedrunning every negative lowbie Ztereotype Known to man and trollKind

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"on purpoZe?" maybe. maybe not. maybe thatZ juZt who i am aZ a perZon. you dont Know me

Zuuuper Zuper duper #nZfw hide your wigglerZ hide your mateZprit no one Zhould be Zeeing thiZ httpZ://imageZ.Zquidge.org/imageZ/2026/05/04/buZineZZman-relaxing-office-chair-Ztanding-600w-7869196.png

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:33< s33ms like it would hurt my neck if i did that regardless of if i was at furk or nyat!

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↗️THE DEPTHS OF MY DESPAIR AFTER A POOR WORKNIGHT CANNOT BE UNDERSTATED.↗️ ↘️the ties are reinforced silk for a reason.↘️ ↗️AVERAGE TROLLIAN WEIGHT-BARING CERTIFIED.↗️

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i really do be on that damn palmhuZK all the time. maybe thatZ why im Zo fucKed up

Zeeing pictureZ of me pre-bearification iZ Zo Zcary liKe literally who iZ that. who iZ that

if im not pretentiouZ about video gameZ then who am i at my core

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☣-🗡-KERZET/=

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☣-🗡-hOPE THIS HELPS/=

Zo called "gamerZ" when you cant count every individual nugbone briZtle and every individual pore on a characterZ epidermiZ httpZ://i.pinimg.com/474x/56/9a/c7/569ac7d239c4e89a8da3d41d2f20e0b3.jpg

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☣-🗡-tRUE/=

"ZKyrim ultimate remaKe project" and itZ juZt more unreal engine Zlop. come on man

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httpZ://64.media.tumblr.com/6fcbe4cb1e50f30c058733839add98f0/tumblr_inline_opx562mm2J1r17Kxa_540.jpg

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juZt Ztraight up huffed a cocKroach legZ and all

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trollexa play "athletic Ztrutpod covering day" by troll vaneZZa hudgenZ

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Zo baZically we gonna dance