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your luZuZ LOL he/him, gay, tguy prince of doom ex-alternian hop on twinwipe or youre a chump

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(( #OOC #PINNED Your name is KERZET LASHAK, and you are a perfectly unassuming and normal troll taking up HEMOANONYMITY as a statement. Or are you? In truth, you are a LIMEBLOOD, and one of few, if not, the only one who was left living on your version of ALTERNIA, slipping through the cracks of the CAVERNS, either by rebellious JADEBLOODED CARETAKERS or those who were simply too COLORBLIND to notice. At the age of 7 SWEEPS OLD, the sector of the SUBGRUB you lived in was the target of an IMPERIAL DRONE STRIKE, one which NEARLY KILLED YOU, BADLY. Your arm was crushed by the rubble of your OLD HIVE and you were LEFT FOR DEAD, and you were LEFT without a LUSUS. You have your current HIVEMATE and LIFELONG BEST FRIEND, VALKYN SKORIA, to thank for your continued existence. They scooped you out of the rubble, taking you back to THEIR HIVE and you have LIVED WITH THEM ever since. Turns out being tight with a CERULEANBLOOD has its perks. Alternia was not the only ENVIRONMENT OF ADVERSITY you SURVIVED. You are also one of the few SURVIVORS of your SGRUB SESSION, a SESSION which had been CORRUPTED by the FIRST GUARDIAN OF YOUR ALTERNIA, on account of you OH SO WISELY choosing to TRIFLE with it. You have dubbed your session the "Nightmare Mode" session. SHENANIGANS ENSUED, many a sessionmate LOST THEIR LIVES, with only SOME living to tell about it. As for yourself? You LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT, even with DYING PRIOR. You ascended, inheriting the CLASSPECT of PRINCE OF DOOM. After even more SHENANIGANS, you and the surviving players of your session narrowly managed to BEAT THE GAME, with the help of some members from ANOTHER SESSION of HUMAN PLAYERS. The resulting ULTIMATE REWARD, of course, was a NEW PLANET, combined with the OLD. Earth and Alternia, clipped together and merged into one, having been dubbed NEOTERNIA. Even though you are now NO LONGER AT RISK OF BEING CULLED FOR YOUR BLOOD, the habit of being HEMOANON is far too hard to break. Plus, you think the grey suits you just fine. You would rather DIE than wear your blood on your person. You believe OTHER LIMES willingly wearing their blood about all willy-nilly are CULLBAIT, and you are not afraid to VOICE THAT OPINION. You are a RATHER OPINIONATED TROLL, and prone to bouts of GAMER RAGE as it were. For someone who was SO CONCERNED WITH GETTING CULLED, you sure don't know how to SHUT YOUR TRAP, especially under PRESSURE or STRESS. You care NOT for the duties that may or may not come with being one of the "CREATORS", much preferring to spend your time indulging in your many hobbies. Online and offline gaming, shoddy computer coding, pestering your hivemate, and being the best damage dealing on the Elder Trolls Online. You also have other hobbies less worth mentioning, but can be summed up with "DUBSTEP, WEED, and JACKING OFF." You have a number of FAVORITE GAMES, including but not limited to the Elder Trolls franchise, Twinwipe and its earthen counterpart of Fortnite, Pokemon, and the Fallout franchise. Your trolltag is coalescedDuality, and you are the beZt and Killing off chumpZ in fortnite, oKay? NOTES - Kerzet is a trans guy (he/him) and gay - Kerzet is (or rather, was) a Prospit dreamer - Kerzet has access to transportalization, able to take him pretty much wherever and whenever he needs. - Kerzet's hivemate is here as well, @vetandaAdespota - Kerzet has 'troll DID' (author's note: the author is a system). His trolltag comes from him believing the "other voice" in his head "went away" (aka Integrated) after godtiering. In truth, his 'other half' is merely dormant due to not needing to survive the harsh environment of Alternia and the Game. This may be subject to change, though.

could a pjacKK boy and grumblr puppygirl really find love

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@lawboundInsomniac[LI]

nope. mmmmustard gravy timmmme

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i thinK i juZt jnhaled a roaxh (the weed Kind) #ZubZtance

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@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▲if you dont have anything respectful to say, good, say it anyways▼

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wearing a Zhirt that ZayZ "i got Zlimed by a firZt guardian and all i got waZ thiZ Ztupid t Zhirt" #NotWhatYouThinKItMeanZ

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@charmingVagabond[CV]

♤ I think one half of me would enjoy wearing that ♡

would you care to Zhare that thought with the reZt of the claZZ

the multiverZe iZ in turmoil and people are dying. even Ztill we can taKe comfort in Knowing there iZ bucKet of wet Zlop grinZ

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@timeloopTim[TT]

i wish there was slop

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Zlop can be a Ztate of mind

letZ go to the beach beach ninKi minjaj

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11 W42 7RY11NG 70 F11ND 117 8U7 7H3 234RCH R32UL72 W3R3. N07 H3LP11GN

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letZ try that again love thiZ thing. you Know. the Zea Zlut httpZ://imageZ.Zquidge.org/imageZ/2026/05/24/image1b064514c277ff07.png

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People Are Always Calling Me This.

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love thiZ animal the Zea Zlut httpZ://i.chZbgr.com/full/9259510016/hC5432D64/pretty-Zlug-ZnailZ-and-ZlugZ

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embed fail im culling myZelf tomorrow

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thiZ iZ too good to Keep in my replieZ. witneZZ him httpZ://imageZ.Zquidge.org/imageZ/2026/05/24/Untitled478_20260524065540.png

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Fuck yeah Im witnessing him 💪

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man im Zo hungry i could eat a meal

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Let's Not Get / Too / Crazy.

im Zo hungry i could eat a dinner... httpZ://imageZ.Zquidge.org/imageZ/2026/05/24/Untitled478_20260524065540.png

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🦓😎🫑👈🤤 PEBER

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Wh/\t th≡ fu《 k

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@reticentVirtuoso[RV]

crønch

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if ocean ZunfiZh lifted off liKe a rocKet into Zpace i wouldnt be ZurpiZed

today i learned thereZ not juZt four ZharKnadoZ. or five. thereZ ZIX of them. abZolute fucKing cinema, thiZ iZ what elevated art iZ. maybe humanZ have made Zome good thingZ

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"fucK my Ztupid chud life" tired, defeated, calling yourZelf a chud doeZ nothing to hype yourZelf up for the future "fucK YOUR Ztupid chud life" wired, inZpired, inZultZ other people inZtead of yourZelf which iZ vital for hyping yourZelf up for the future

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not enough of you were on earlier to Zee why they call me edward gamerprongZ httpZ://f2.toyhou.Ze/file/f2-toyhou-Ze/imageZ/120250332_WZqw7U5KZVodgfZ.png

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

How Did You Find This Picture Of Me.

identity theft iZ illegal im Zending your aZZ to gamer court

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I Bet You Don't Even Play Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Fake Gamer.

i bet youve never even touched hello Kitty dream carnival on cd-rom. checKmate

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/ You've / Never Played Bugshopbeast Crazy Castle 4 For The Gamegrub Color.

hit the jucKport 1 trillion

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JAKPOT CASINO VIRTUAL GAMBLING PLATFORM 1....trillion? I don't.. Have1stirlion [🍋🍋🔔] [🍒🍒BAR] [🍋🍋7] [🍋🔔💎] [🍋BARBAR] [💎BAR7] [🍒🔔💎] [🍒7🍋] [BAR77] [🍒🍋🍒] [🔔💎🔔] [🍒🍒🍋] [🍒🔔7] [🍒7💎] [🔔💎💎] [🍒🍒🔔] [🍒🍋BAR] [🍋BAR7] [🔔BARBAR] [🍒7🍒] [🔔🔔💎] [🍒🍋7] [🍒🍋BAR] [🍒🍋BAR] [🍋🔔🔔] [🍋🍋🍋] [🍒💎🍒] [🍋7BAR] [💎BARBAR] [💎💎BAR] [🍒🍋🍒] [🍒🍒💎] [🍒7🍒] [🔔💎7] [🍒🍒💎] [🔔7BAR] [🔔💎💎] [77BAR] [🍋🍋7] [🍒🔔🔔] [🔔💎BAR] [🔔🔔💎] [🍒🔔🍒] [🍒7🍒] [🍋🍋🔔] [🍒7BAR] [🍋🔔🔔] [🔔BAR💎] [🔔7💎] [🍒🍒🍒] [🍒💎💎] [🍒💎7] [🍋🍋💎] BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

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FUCK MY 1 TRILLION I LOZT THE JUCKPORT

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immortal Zlimy ZpiralZhell iZ no match for my Zalt circle

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why's th∆t

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@aridScuttler[AS]

GET ITS ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!

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well have you ever Zalted one. that Zhit iZ liKe their Kryptonite

it might slow it down ∆ bit but y'know immort∆l it's not gonn∆ stop it

well if an immortal got ZquarZhed by a Zteamroller i dont thinK that'd be very healthy for their continued life. itZ Kinda liKe the Zame thing here

they call me edward gamerprongZ httpZ://f2.toyhou.Ze/file/f2-toyhou-Ze/imageZ/120250332_WZqw7U5KZVodgfZ.png

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Clown rabies is real, actually.
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n/)w this is the reas/)n i g/)t a chittr acc/)unt. f/)r m/)ments like this.

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itZ not much but itZ honeZt worK

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loooooooooool you Zorry chumpZ Ztill have to deal with drone ZeaZon

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@damascusDoctorate[DD]

actually they put out a statement declaring it optional which i'm sure you'll be glad to hear

itZ the principle of it to me in my cervical poZture pole of the woodZ you Kinda juZt Zhow up to, liKe, imagine a banK but for genetic material. lot leZZ annoying than having to jerK your Zhit into a bucKet for the imperial goregaZh delivery drone to picK up #nZfw?

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@damascusDoctorate[DD]

see me personally all of this sounds unorthodox and bizarre to me on account of me being a human i guess its all subjective at the end of the day you know?

true i thinK we Zhould juZt Ztart attacKing each other with chairZ and rocKZ inZtead

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