

KERZET >XD
@coalescedDuality
your luZuZ LOL he/him, gay, tguy prince of doom ex-alternian hop on twinwipe or youre a chump

(( #OOC #PINNED Your name is KERZET LASHAK, and you are a perfectly unassuming and normal troll taking up HEMOANONYMITY as a statement. Or are you? In truth, you are a LIMEBLOOD, and one of few, if not, the only one who was left living on your version of ALTERNIA, slipping through the cracks of the CAVERNS, either by rebellious JADEBLOODED CARETAKERS or those who were simply too COLORBLIND to notice. At the age of 7 SWEEPS OLD, the sector of the SUBGRUB you lived in was the target of an IMPERIAL DRONE STRIKE, one which NEARLY KILLED YOU, BADLY. Your arm was crushed by the rubble of your OLD HIVE and you were LEFT FOR DEAD, and you were LEFT without a LUSUS. You have your current HIVEMATE and LIFELONG BEST FRIEND, VALKYN SKORIA, to thank for your continued existence. They scooped you out of the rubble, taking you back to THEIR HIVE and you have LIVED WITH THEM ever since. Turns out being tight with a CERULEANBLOOD has its perks. Alternia was not the only ENVIRONMENT OF ADVERSITY you SURVIVED. You are also one of the few SURVIVORS of your SGRUB SESSION, a SESSION which had been CORRUPTED by the FIRST GUARDIAN OF YOUR ALTERNIA, on account of you OH SO WISELY choosing to TRIFLE with it. You have dubbed your session the "Nightmare Mode" session. SHENANIGANS ENSUED, many a sessionmate LOST THEIR LIVES, with only SOME living to tell about it. As for yourself? You LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT, even with DYING PRIOR. You ascended, inheriting the CLASSPECT of PRINCE OF DOOM. After even more SHENANIGANS, you and the surviving players of your session narrowly managed to BEAT THE GAME, with the help of some members from ANOTHER SESSION of HUMAN PLAYERS. The resulting ULTIMATE REWARD, of course, was a NEW PLANET, combined with the OLD. Earth and Alternia, clipped together and merged into one, having been dubbed NEOTERNIA. Even though you are now NO LONGER AT RISK OF BEING CULLED FOR YOUR BLOOD, the habit of being HEMOANON is far too hard to break. Plus, you think the grey suits you just fine. You would rather DIE than wear your blood on your person. You believe OTHER LIMES willingly wearing their blood about all willy-nilly are CULLBAIT, and you are not afraid to VOICE THAT OPINION. You are a RATHER OPINIONATED TROLL, and prone to bouts of GAMER RAGE as it were. For someone who was SO CONCERNED WITH GETTING CULLED, you sure don't know how to SHUT YOUR TRAP, especially under PRESSURE or STRESS. You care NOT for the duties that may or may not come with being one of the "CREATORS", much preferring to spend your time indulging in your many hobbies. Online and offline gaming, shoddy computer coding, pestering your hivemate, and being the best damage dealing on the Elder Trolls Online. You also have other hobbies less worth mentioning, but can be summed up with "DUBSTEP, WEED, and JACKING OFF." You have a number of FAVORITE GAMES, including but not limited to the Elder Trolls franchise, Twinwipe and its earthen counterpart of Fortnite, Pokemon, and the Fallout franchise. Your trolltag is coalescedDuality, and you are the beZt and Killing off chumpZ in fortnite, oKay? NOTES - Kerzet is a trans guy (he/him) and gay - Kerzet is (or rather, was) a Prospit dreamer - Kerzet has access to transportalization, able to take him pretty much wherever and whenever he needs. - Kerzet's hivemate is here as well, @vetandaAdespota - Kerzet has 'troll DID' (author's note: the author is a system). His trolltag comes from him believing the "other voice" in his head "went away" (aka Integrated) after godtiering. In truth, his 'other half' is merely dormant due to not needing to survive the harsh environment of Alternia and the Game. This may be subject to change, though.
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