♦ pitied by @coalescedDuality
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⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Oh. Well. I'm glad he's dead then (I think), but I'm not sure how much I'd enjoy yelling, I think, depending on it, it can be quite funny. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
I do miss him. https://i.ibb.co/HL7kC93N/image-2026-04-03-051347487.png
i spent my paycheck last week on #substances i’m cooked
✿ oh my bad OG heh sorry people been comin after the glurp lately it’s been tough out here
It's pretty good, except for the desire and the longing and
Why? Is Sike Some Kind Of Greeting? sike 👋😊
and no i did not actually eat the peanut butter sandwich! i made it, but i just cut a piece out of it. i thought it would be a neat april fools joke if i were to make a sandwich i was deliberately allergic to while Normal Posting and then an hour later i am like this. https://c.tenor.com/TgKw9WbHBKYAAAAC/tenor.gif #peanutbuttersandwich
Thas beautifu
as far as i know that might be where i fucking am.
You're Inside Him, I'm Outside Him. #nsfw
↗️YOU ARE IN HIS RECUPERACOON BUT I AM IN HIS HEDGE FUND REGULATING HIS INVESTMENT FUNDS.↗️
ok yeah ive seen a few of those before i think mostly online thank you
dr: the poggers surgery was a success me: wroah awsum. where mai bffsie @ tho?? that they wuld wanna b here.... :( dr: who do u fink provided da pogz?????? me: FUUUUUUUUUUCK
V i introduce you to "peAk" And this is how you repAy me. V
ii was seated next to thiis guy on a fliight once and ii kiid you not thiis dude was - miiniimum 6^6, 400lbs - hawaiiiian shiirt 2-3 siizes too small - refused to wear seatbelt - carry ons = 2 clear garbage bags full of shoes - watchiing epiileptiic softcore porn on iipad - pausiing iipad to gamble slots on phone
⚇ im leaving until we stop talking about piss or whatever ⚇
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
SADLY I DO NOT HAVE ANY PICTURES BECAUSE THE PUMPKIN VANISHED FROM MY TINY TINY HANDS BEFORE MY VERY EYES
0pened my day with a lukewarm can 0f white m0nster and s0me S3RL playing in the backgr0und. #lifeisevil #cursed
[ SHES NOT GIVING ME A HELPFUL HANDY SHE IS TRYING TO KILL ME HEEEEELP] [HEEELP]