♦ pitied by @coalescedDuality
what ever happened to jacking off like a normal person #nsfw
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✧˗ˏˋHmm, doesn't got that ring to it though, does it? I'll stick with the catchier one!!! Run off my lawn, runt!! Yip-Yip!!!😄😄😄🐶🐶🐶🐕🐕ˎˊ˗✦
i thinkg i hauve covid
tragic news... aint gont none.... ehad empyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........
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Just poured sodium into my energy sludge instead of sugar. #Girlboss #FML - MC Oleana
he wants me to die
Hrlp
>> eugh ¡ can't be1¡eve ¡'m the one yuck¡ng ડomebody'ડ yum r¡ght now good 1ord
I'm soo fucking mad i didn't coome up with this sooooner than yoou
HEAVY FEELING THIS RIGHT NOW. STILL DO NOT SEE ANY HUMAN QUICHE IN MY WOOF8EAST NUTRITIONAL VESICLE.
thats enough chittr for the night
what a terrible day to know how to read
I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WILLFULLY OBTUSE AND CONFUSING ON PURPOSE. YOU ALL EXIST AS A MOB OF MASSIVE SHIT-BEFUDDLERS AND MONGERS OF THE FOULEST, MOST PAN-DEAD TRASH POSSIBLE. AND I'M ALMOST CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE PUT ON THIS PLATFORM TO PERSONALLY DRIVE ME TO THE BRINK OF REPEATEDLY BLUDGEONING MY SKULL AGAINST MY CELL WALLS FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF SWEET RELIEF. EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T. AND THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FACT ABOUT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK, IF WE'RE BEING HONEST. YOU'RE ALL JUST *LIKE* THAT.
V your mind mAkes me feel like simon in iron lung. V
idk i nevr rly watched dragon ball but i think my boyfriend is stronger tbh i think he could kick troll goku's ass
X Who the fuck is goku x
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST FARTED WITH A FRESHLY SHAHAVED ASS AND THOUGHT IT WAS MUTHAHAFUCKING THUNDERING OUTSIDE GOGDAMN. :o(
X Difficultly x
UTTERLY SOULLESS SKETCH I DID. AFTER FUCKING ALTSELF. MY EXISTENCE IS EMPTY. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d790f7d15bc.png
White men keep f.o°ll.o°wing me I didn't ask f.o°r thi
📧 -> Mastered What Respectfully, Kelric Stravi
fuckin nerd
someones dick shoved deep down my throat or being in someone elses i think would cure me right now #nsfw
i think thisll just encourage em to make more sexed up posts #nsfw
trying to k3Ԑ3Ԑp this pag3Ԑ a saf3Ԑ spac3Ԑ with no drama so pl3Ԑas3Ԑ b3Ԑ nic3Ԑ
i spent my paycheck last week on #substances i’m cooked
✿ oh my bad OG heh sorry people been comin after the glurp lately it’s been tough out here
It's pretty good, except for the desire and the longing and
and no i did not actually eat the peanut butter sandwich! i made it, but i just cut a piece out of it. i thought it would be a neat april fools joke if i were to make a sandwich i was deliberately allergic to while Normal Posting and then an hour later i am like this. https://c.tenor.com/TgKw9WbHBKYAAAAC/tenor.gif #peanutbuttersandwich
Thas beautifu
as far as i know that might be where i fucking am.
You're Inside Him, I'm Outside Him. #nsfw
↗️YOU ARE IN HIS RECUPERACOON BUT I AM IN HIS HEDGE FUND REGULATING HIS INVESTMENT FUNDS.↗️
ok yeah ive seen a few of those before i think mostly online thank you
dr: the poggers surgery was a success me: wroah awsum. where mai bffsie @ tho?? that they wuld wanna b here.... :( dr: who do u fink provided da pogz?????? me: FUUUUUUUUUUCK
V i introduce you to "peAk" And this is how you repAy me. V
ii was seated next to thiis guy on a fliight once and ii kiid you not thiis dude was - miiniimum 6^6, 400lbs - hawaiiiian shiirt 2-3 siizes too small - refused to wear seatbelt - carry ons = 2 clear garbage bags full of shoes - watchiing epiileptiic softcore porn on iipad - pausiing iipad to gamble slots on phone
⚇ im leaving until we stop talking about piss or whatever ⚇
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
SADLY I DO NOT HAVE ANY PICTURES BECAUSE THE PUMPKIN VANISHED FROM MY TINY TINY HANDS BEFORE MY VERY EYES
0pened my day with a lukewarm can 0f white m0nster and s0me S3RL playing in the backgr0und. #lifeisevil #cursed
[ SHES NOT GIVING ME A HELPFUL HANDY SHE IS TRYING TO KILL ME HEEEEELP] [HEEELP]