Ananse S.
@starstuddedSalticid
she/her. earth c. NOT a descendant! serket is just a reaLLy common name! fake Linkin Park fans DO NOT INTERACT. don't ask me about my cursed demon eye or my suPPosed eviL mind Powers.
saLticids are jumPing sPiders, which is my Lusus! and i wear studded braceLets and beLts and shit because i'm basicaLLy cooL as fuck.
bLuh, this is the fucking worst day of the year for my quirk. my oLd one keePs fLaring uP, Like a rash. Like a curse. i fucking h8 august.
man future green day rocks
So that's where my copy of American Idiot went.
dont know what youre talkin about its right there look *points*
Yes, right there. In the past. With you.
no see its there *points* see infront of you hehehehe
Dork.
says the buffoon
am i seriousLy this Pathetic? fuuuuck.
...i wonder if i wouLd count. #vaguePosting
gag! #vaguePosting
i mean. she Likes Pierce the veiL. so she's got SOME taste.
yeah i don't know why i thought you wouLdn't see this one. suP. you uh, Listened to the LP track yet?
heLL yeah! tbh, everything after minutes to midnight is fucking sLePt on. and don't get me started on the Posers who don't Like from zero just because they got a chick to sing Lead! bLuh. you'LL Like it Pro8abLy.
i know, right???????? her voice fiLLed the sPace fucking PerfectLy. after LIES GREED MISERY (reaLLy the whoLe LIVING THINGS aLbum!) you shouLd totaLLy Listen to From Zero. Like, front to back. it's 8asicaLLy got aLL of their eras in one aLbum????????
*basicaLLy whooPs fat fingered it.
... PLEASE teLL me that's just a ParticuLarLy handsome butch. #vaguePosting
i swear to god if she doesn't Like LP i'm kiLLing myseLf.
oh my god, seriousLy? i don't even know them, what gives them the right to sPeak for me? ...i mean. they might be right. i guess. #vaguePosting
why do i even bother?
ok U can call me a dumb bitch 4 this. but is it possible U want 2 fix them as a way 2 fix Urself?
tried to teLL a vriska to Leave tavros aLone. i kind of do this sometimes.
fuck. maybe.
it's fine. you're right, it's a stuPid habit, but... it just Pisses me off, y'know? watching her (or him in this case?) just buLLy someone Like that. maybe it kind of Pisses me off that her being such an asshoLe is what got me buLLied in the first PLace.
Yeah I can see that :/ I guess she cant have known shed become a mythological/historical figure But also hes still being an asshole in present tense so Its weird to think that were so much older than they were when they did all that
yes she can have known though!!!! it was Like haLf her motiv8ion at any given Point!!!!!!!! she abuses PeoPLe, and i get the karmic retribution. it's such 8uLLshit.
faLse aLarm on boyska i guess. he was just being edgy for some reason?
Dansa med oss Kwappa ewa händew Göw som vi göw Ta någwa steg åt vänstew Wyssna och wäw Missa inte chansen Nu äw vi häw med Cawamewwdansen!!!!! #wywicposting
hoLy shit. yeah, uh, next time i smoke that much? i'm just giving my Lusus my PaLmhusk, because what the fuck was my Posting Last night????????
the miLk was tatsty it was chocoLate miLk but aLso im stiLL scared because the gLass disaPPeared when iw as done how did i get the miLk and how did the gLass go away #substance
DONT PUNCH IT PLEASE I DONT WANT IT TO POST THE SCARY IMAGE AGAIN #substance
shtePPi can get it #suggestive
httPs://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_bSKLbVook
httPs://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uaEHdxxZdE no wait this one the aLbuc cover #substance
BAD COW BAD COW NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO #substance
I’VE GOT A MAN ON THE JOB.
there's someone behind my mind. #substance
how'd i end uP with three oPen chittr tabs aLL on the dashboard #substance who did that
nu uh #substance
what bLake????????
how
vriska serket is a 8ITCH *BITCH!!!!!!!!!! #substance
/ᐠ I. Um. Well, I guess I can accept your olive branch? Even though you seem pretty inebriated. Or, or or, inebri8ed? ⁖D Puns aside... I'll try not to be a bitch either, ok? Just... don't try and sneak into our cordate leaf - that's your "flushed quadrant" - and don't make her cry again, ok? ᐟ\
Princess if i made her cry again i'd str8 uP kiLL myseLf, i'm not exactLy eager to make THAT haPPen. um. shit. i'm too high for this and sober ananse is going to be mad at me for being cheesy but sure. Let's be friends. orrr.... at Least not enemies? .)
/ᐠ Deal! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
oh, cooL, i don't reaLLy know her? fuckkkk you aren't confusing me with her friend vrissy,, are you???????? i mean i MET rubuy is the thing so whatever FUCK this is good weed. #substance
nah i know you aren't vrissy she basically worships the ground vriska walks on
she is my fucking antichrist hoLy shit???????? Listen vriska is cooL and aLL but she's massive tooL aLso. cooL tooL. hero bitch. bLuh 8Luh you knwo #substance
antithesis but yeah not a fan
no i meant antichrist it's a earth thing don't worryy a8out it *about i'm not a descendant. #substance
you're hella out of it huh get some sleep
ok but what if i didn'tand instead ate through my whoLe meaLbLock
shit i think i smoked the eviL weed. sorry, guys, guess i'm eviL now!!!! .P
Like that uh Like that guy from sPongebob EEEEEEEEVIIIILLLL!!!!!!!! hehehehehehehehe #substance
