Caduceus Revolver Lalonde
@asclepianDesperada
earth c troll. adopted. yes thats my real middle name, shut Up. also magic is real & jade harley could solo dragon ball
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
MY MUM DEFLECTED A LE BLAST LIKE IT WAS NOTHING
I can read Cads Seems like a big win for the power of teamwork and friendship to me!
wait wait what the fuck is this #teamring shit @mum is this 4 real???????????
wait Until the show is over, darling. ^u^
☆for this weeKs #firearmfriday we’ll be talKing about the beauty that is the 1911. Friend of mine Kommissioned one of these so they’ve been on my mind. They are the true worKin trolls firearm and have seen aKtion throughout their entire Kareer. If you’re ever looKing into starting firearms as a hobby you Kannot go wrong with this baby.☆
sick
pondering my orbs schrodingers #nsfw
<<"damn girl tag your #nsfw hehe">>
<<"hehe, there we go...">>
i just came 2 a sobering realization. my mum is a fully grown cherub. her species blows Up planets & eats suns & shoots mouth lasers. she can do all those things. but she chooses not 2. my mum is potential man. Úm@
"if and when, but never is?"
U~@
WHAT THE FUCK IS A POTENTIAL MAN.
some1 whos SUPPOSEDLY super powerful but never actually does anything w/ it...
i am not blowing Up a planet jUst to fill oUt a checklist, love. ~_~
HUH, THAT’S A NEW ONE. I MEAN FROM EXPERIENCE, THE EXPERIENCE BEING BEING MYSELF, I THINK A CHERUB NOT USING THEIR SHIT IS PROBABLY A BETTER CASE OPTION FOR EVERYBODY.
she could at least blow Up an asteroid or something....
WOULD IT HELP IF, IF WE EVER MEET BY SOME WEIRD CHANCE, I BLOW SOMETHING UP FOR YOU?
U already have feats tho! mums the 1 who has 2 actually prove it...
i've nothing to prove at all, darling. UmU i'm content to remain 'potential man' Until - gods forbid! - my power is needed.
A couple years ago I read a study on how they were hoping to develop a wolbachia vaccine for carapacians but they were having trouble catching every strain with it. I hope they figured it out. Maybe a series of vaccines?
did- did ana just get so high she doesnt h8 my gf anymore???????????
trying!!!!!!!! trying not to!!!!!!!! #substance
hes really such a pathetic piece of shit lol. every1 knows it. he h8s every chit that even mentions her, begging, BEGGING her 2 pay even a widdle bit of attention 2 his sorry arse. I DIDNT EVEN LEARN U EXISTED TIL MY SBURBAN HISTORY CLASS. she never even thinks abt U man.
hes basically just a footnote about the way timelines used to work :D
& bro thinks hes him???
@themanintheCairoovercoat calibussy LOL
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS VILE.
GUYS ITS FINE ITS LITERALLY FINE SHES A PLANTGIRL CATGIRL PRINCESS & ITS FINE WE R NORMAL ABT THAT FACT RIGHT???????????
/ᐠ D'aww. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
LOVE IS LOVE YOU CAN DATE WHOEVER YOU WANT!
every1 be so fucking cool tolmi is on now Um shit ok!!!!
/ᐠ Aww, do I embarrass you? ⁖( ᐟ\
no im just-! i thought U didnt want anybody to know abt U?
OH…OHHHH. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
/ᐠ Changed my mind, I guess. I miss you! You talk about this site a lot, so I figured I'd find my way on with a webcrawler. ᐟ\
SHUT UP GRAMPA
/ᐠ "Grampa?" Oh my gosh, your grandfather is alive??? ⁖D Hello sir! My name is Princess Tolmi Calochor of planet Fangora. I'm cordate with your granddaughter! ᐟ\
HI, NAMES CALDERUS. YOU SHOULD BACK READ THROUGH AAAALL OF MY POSTS TO GET A REALLY GOOD GLIMPSE OF WHAT THIS FAMILY IS LIKE.
im rly gonna do it this time. >m@
celis gonna auspisticize 4 Us wish her luck...........
@twwiinAquariium FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
are you neww here??
i just got my spade broken & im crashing the fuck out could U have the SLIGHTEST BIT OF TACT!!!!!!!!!!!
guess i dont have anybody left i can trust.
except tolmi i guess.
cadUceUs? everything alright?
fuck off. -- UranianUmbra [UU] has been blocked --
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if it makes you feel any better wait what the fuck am i saying im not in this episode uh remember to look both ways before crossing the street and uh jesus loves you and all that jazz but also its gonna work out maybe not now maybe not for a while but sooner or later shit has a tendency to return to the status quo maybe you were due for an overcorrection or maybe you just had things too good for too long and got complacent whatever the reason things will change and will not stay as they are now forever okay i peaked you can trust my word on this one stranger
shut the fuck Up???? shut the fuck Up.
on it
i just wanna wake Up and have this b a dream. U~@ and not have my FUCKING EMOTICON GET ALL- WHY DO THE ~@ LINK 2GETHER LIKE THAT WHY DOES idfc. i dont FUCKING care. GUESS I DONT HAVE A KISMESIS ANYMORE.
oh shit... 8( i'm sorry caddie!!
I know you'd rather not hear this from me Your pride is shot already as it is But I extend my dearest sympathies Please know your cousins have your back in this
FUCK IT. im putting @starstuddedSalticid on blast. https://imgchest.com/p/9249eza5myn fuck her 4ever.
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i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. it was all a lie it was all a fucking lie
i cant fucking believe her
its so funny that LE str8 Up died like garlic jr lol looks like him 2 https://i.redd.it/sj1cpl6x44pg1.gif
w reference
absolute goated reference
bro this is literal footage from collide day
LOL U must be new here dbz is LYFE
tbh almost disappointed my grandpa is le epic divorce man ~_@ almost =u@
WHY. WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME.
cuz U respond like THAT lmao all "woe is me" "ill never get 2 fuck her again wah wah" its so fucking funny!
OKAY FIRST OF ALL FUCK YOU???? SECOND OF ALL I HAVEN’T THOUGHT ABOUT HER IN SEVERAL DAYS. WHICH IS…SOMETHING I’M ONLY REALIZING NOW BUT MY POINT STANDS!
omfg bruv Ur killing me XU
HRRN. WHY DID I HAVE TO MEET YOU.