Caduceus Revolver Lalonde
@asclepianDesperada
earth c troll. adopted. yes thats my real middle name, shut Up. also magic is real & jade harley could solo dragon ball
any earthcians seen a bitch around? lanky, 5'11", stupid shorts, 2 belts, rainbow hair?? my stupid fucking kismesis hasnt been 2 class in weeks but i know shes been hive and i KNOW she can read this!!!!! ........... i miss U ana. we miss U @anime club
id go 2 the masquerade but my tits r fat & my horns r huge and id be obvious as hell plus i bet theres WAY 2 much drama 4 me ~_@
its a simple question. a simple fucking q ANSWER ME ALREADY i have 2 know ana pls
@starstuddedSalticid i fucking SAID HOW DO U ACTUALLY FEEL ABT ME???????????
shes being so dramatic rn. going awol just cuz i flipped out @ her ONCE! i mean obviously i was gonna want 2 talk 2 her again i just needed some space but not like 4ever obviously
i hope shes ok... i know her lusus is nice and keeps her safe but...
i ok i guess ur not hurting Urself right??? bitch??
what? no! no, i'm good. just working on stuff. i'm just not ready to taLk right now.
........... how do U rly feel abt me?
i miss my kismesis.
upd8 not that U guys care. ananses been awol 4 a bit now... she wont answer her phone or open the door, her lusus just comes out & shakes her UGLY LIL HEAD @me & closes the curtains. DID U HEAR THAT U BITCH???? UR MOMS UGLY. GET MAD PLEASE please. lets talk.
NOBODY gets in between my moms!!! ... except aunt jane apparently ~_@
i-! yoU-!! ........... well, er. sUrprise! yoUr mUms are dating jane. blimey, this was sUpposed to be a conversation.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO THATS MY MUM!!!!!!!!!!!
and no i did NOT read his post i am NOT gonna read abt how he thinks he can pick Up my mama
i coUld've done better, bUt i'm told a rUbbish edit is typically fUnnier. ^u^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd518c50f92d.png
@aeneasCaldarium
i'd say "the part that takes no shit," bUt yoU seem to revel in taking shit.
sorry, yoU caUght me in a bit of a combative mood. ~u~
yknowv i respect the vwork you put into this. still not gonna do a chapter on you though
"Keep my wife's name outta your mouth. Me 🤝 Calliope
& then get im on the other cheek for the good measure of it all
since ppl r doing badges.... @imJunior can i get the gd caduceus badge already?? my mum already has it and its literally my name!!!!
w8 wtf did i miss w/ the creepy guy??? @uranianUmbra#4652 why tf am i home alone rn
yoU shoUldn't worry aboUt it. <sigh...> i'm too old for this shite.
#confessionposting i fuck Up most of my friendships bc i dont tolerate fake ppl. maybe i should try a little harder 2 Understand...
y the fuck isnt she responding........ did smth happen...
she pulls that bs yesterday & then has the NERVE 2 ghost me??? is this some advanced pitch flirting rn?????? I KNOW U CAN SEE THIS ANA
i hate this i hate her i cannot fucking believe this shit FUCK
its easy 2 4get Uncle karkat is high wall tier just cuz hes the weakest of the creators its the krillin effect hes still a troll at THE TOP of his echeladder!!!! he can kick ass he just happens 2 job bc every1 else is so crazy strong
UGH magic is so fucking stupid what do U MEAN this blast that didnt even blow Up my training dummy put a fucking HOLE IN THE WALL @roxies whats Ur husktop password i need 2 Use my mamas sburb 2 fix it b4 my moms come home
Also I do not hate my moms Some of us are able to have grievances without deciding we despise those with whom we take issue
As we know magic is bullshit and operates on what's funny at the moment
did someone drop U on the head as a wiggler or smth that makes no fucking sense
rule of funny is STUPID this is real shōnen combat magic!!! i cannot b 1 of those characters w/ the Unpredictable powers those r IMPOSSIBLE 2 scale reliably &are also plot contrived bullshit!!!!!!!
YOU RIP OUT SOMEBODY ELSE’S WALL AND ATTACH IT TO YOURS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. UGH, AND YOU CALL YOURSELF MY GRANDDAUGHTER.
i dont rly also thats way more work 4 no reason????? plus it would look stupid
Girl you're a real person not a piece of fiction life doesn't gotta follow anime rules
but i want 2 b ACTUALLY STRONG and not just some wildmagic bs!!
You will be just remember there'll always be a randomness factor even by small margins. Shit can't ever be precise. Least it can't for me but mines tied to emotion
i kind of hate how relaxing harp is 2 play this was supposed 2 b a passive aggressive bit dammit
it really wasn't even that cUmbersome, love. yoUr mothers both have wallet modi!
mind control is so fucking hot •i Love being mind controLLed• WHSHHHH DHHFGSHF YEAH #nsfw #nsfwe
c< gOOd cHOice >c
i hate her so much shes the worst <3< its so fucking exciting,,
HUGE BITCH BLUH BLUH