Caduceus Revolver Lalonde
@asclepianDesperada
earth c troll. adopted. yes thats my real middle name, shut Up. also magic is real & jade harley could solo dragon ball (( pfp by meraki-sunseton tumblr!
kinda nuts that this website has a lime setting but not candy red?? like i know its mostly alternian but i literally know 3 crimsons just in anime club
plus doesnt alternia not have limes either???
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ None at all. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
Oh, that would be lovely, wouldn’t it? It’s one of my favorite colors.
weird ass thing 2 say when were talking abt blood colors???
Don’t worry about it!
oh right Ur a freak. almost 4got. ~_@
I invite you to name one singular individual who is not one on some level.
...oops [An image of what Used 2 be one of those "Bob" training dummies. Its head has been blown smoove off, & glowing white smoke floats off it.]
Bravo!
...these things r fucking mental. 0~@ [A photo of a deagle themed like the Thorns of Oglogoth, with a lil skull hanging off it like a phone charm. The barrel is trailing the same glowing smoke.]
*Brava
That especially!
In fact I would say bravissima but I am guessing from context clues that you may not have wanted that to happen
since now muthafuckaaaaaa! which is 2 say dont tell her
:PPPP LMAO did you really need the powerup? you already kick my ass every time we strife
learn 2 counter magic ;U
would be cool if my powers kicked in sometime. w/e at least i can do magic.
weve been getting so many meteor showers lately b4 U ask the gods all investigated & theyre all from the megido belt!!! its not a sburb thing!!!! its mostly just nice
couple close calls but my moms got it 8J
@calochortusTolmiei i promiseee im not doxxing U i literally dont know where Ur planet is!!
/ᐠ Sure, but... you can imagine why I'd be a little wary of letting an alien with nearly-godlike powers who could crush my entire planet with little more than a thought know where I live, right? ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
jades literally nice but... yeah, i get it. planetbusters r scary if U dont know them.
ewwwwwwwwwww XU
You do not have to look
its like a trainwreck. ~_@
whyyy do i have 2 see my mum flirt with every alt of my mama its SO CRINGE.
oh. Um. hi nan! ...both of my grandmas are on chittr now. huh. never stops being weird lol
You're telling me, kiddo.
i guess so, yeah. i mean, the only reason mum & mama even adopted me was cuz i didnt have a lusus. but all the creators r weird lol. ...so... Um.... how easy is it 4 U 2 blow Up a planet.
the rod of asclepius is basically a caduceus. its different but, rly its the same. & a desperado is a gunslinger but im a chick. & guns r basically the best strife specibus
@calochortusTolmiei hey i have a weird q. humour me.
/ᐠ You have a lot of weird Q's! And one big pretty curly Q. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ What's your Q, sweet thing? ⁖3 ᐟ\
dryads have captchalogue cards &c right? & U have transportalizer pad technology as U've discussed...
/ᐠ Yes, but those are strictly point-to-point. We haven't managed to sendificate anything further than our own moon... ⁖( ᐟ\
right, ok........... can U captchalogue 1 pad of a pair? leave the other 1 where it is.
/ᐠ Well, yeah, easily. Cultivar modus is pretty robust! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
awesome!! now... look at the back of the card & send me the code.
IN DMS
/ᐠ ... I'm not sure what you're using the code for, but I can't read it... ⁖( I can take a picture of the colors and lines? ᐟ\
thatll be perf bbgirl. alright, so, Um... this plan might take a while. im not sure when my moms will be away, &... blimey, who even has the laserstation? w/e point is...... stay tuned. ;U
/ᐠ !! Okay!!!! ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ ᐟ\
wait i think im a fucking genius
lol watch her fumble this #vagueposting
hey. come on. ./
Ugh sorry... i didnt mean that U~@
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
MY MUM DEFLECTED A LE BLAST LIKE IT WAS NOTHING
I can read Cads Seems like a big win for the power of teamwork and friendship to me!
wait wait what the fuck is this #teamring shit @mum is this 4 real???????????
wait Until the show is over, darling. ^u^
☆for this weeKs #firearmfriday we’ll be talKing about the beauty that is the 1911. Friend of mine Kommissioned one of these so they’ve been on my mind. They are the true worKin trolls firearm and have seen aKtion throughout their entire Kareer. If you’re ever looKing into starting firearms as a hobby you Kannot go wrong with this baby.☆
sick
pondering my orbs schrodingers #nsfw
<<"damn girl tag your #nsfw hehe">>
<<"hehe, there we go...">>
i just came 2 a sobering realization. my mum is a fully grown cherub. her species blows Up planets & eats suns & shoots mouth lasers. she can do all those things. but she chooses not 2. my mum is potential man. Úm@
"if and when, but never is?"
U~@
WHAT THE FUCK IS A POTENTIAL MAN.
some1 whos SUPPOSEDLY super powerful but never actually does anything w/ it...
i am not blowing Up a planet jUst to fill oUt a checklist, love. ~_~
HUH, THAT’S A NEW ONE. I MEAN FROM EXPERIENCE, THE EXPERIENCE BEING BEING MYSELF, I THINK A CHERUB NOT USING THEIR SHIT IS PROBABLY A BETTER CASE OPTION FOR EVERYBODY.
she could at least blow Up an asteroid or something....
WOULD IT HELP IF, IF WE EVER MEET BY SOME WEIRD CHANCE, I BLOW SOMETHING UP FOR YOU?
U already have feats tho! mums the 1 who has 2 actually prove it...
i've nothing to prove at all, darling. UmU i'm content to remain 'potential man' Until - gods forbid! - my power is needed.
A couple years ago I read a study on how they were hoping to develop a wolbachia vaccine for carapacians but they were having trouble catching every strain with it. I hope they figured it out. Maybe a series of vaccines?
did- did ana just get so high she doesnt h8 my gf anymore???????????
trying!!!!!!!! trying not to!!!!!!!! #substance
hes really such a pathetic piece of shit lol. every1 knows it. he h8s every chit that even mentions her, begging, BEGGING her 2 pay even a widdle bit of attention 2 his sorry arse. I DIDNT EVEN LEARN U EXISTED TIL MY SBURBAN HISTORY CLASS. she never even thinks abt U man.
hes basically just a footnote about the way timelines used to work :D
& bro thinks hes him???