Deejay Harley-Strider
@dogwoodJackal
she/her! skater girl. what do you even put in these? 8P
so, real intro post, hi! i'm deejay. and since i guess it's important; my mom is jade harley, my dad is dave strider, and my crabdad is karkat. i like skating and knife tricks, and just like stunts in general?? fall on my ass a bunch but getting up's the important part. 8J i like frogs and dogs and critters, i like making dubstep - not super good at it, but i have fun! ask me about my simpsons ocs hehehe 8P
yeah i'm the evil tranny turning all your favorite femboys into girls. no i won't stop. #slur #reclaimed
c< Hell yes girl! >c
type shit
i'm doing this to oppress men!
c< dOiNg gOgs wOrK! >c
Keep up the good fight.
hell yeah thanks aunt rose! except in the ironic context of this post it's actually the evil fight....... but yeah
why the fuck is evil █✶⸸✶☆✶ following me?
for no reason other than boredom
k don't uh. don't kill my aunts, pls? 8(
i do as i please
yeah, figured you'd say some bullshit like that. 8T
then why even ask?
for no reason other than boredom! 8P
what a pitiful choice
you're a bundle of fun, huh? 8/
first time i've been called that
uh huh. i can tell. 8/
How can I be homophobic, I blew his fucking brains out #draculaflow #violence #nsfw
thats enoufh chittr for the day
((I like how Lisa is a vape bc she's the smart one.
realest shit ive ever seen dude thats deep
@JUSTCALLIE >:D
X Why x
NO THANKS.
No I'm just literally him. Stroke game so strong it's on par with the tectonic plates shifting in the planet and causing an earthquake. #nsfw
Opposition said I had no movement. So I tectonically shifted the trap house out into seadweller territory. They will fucking perish out there. #originalone #draculaflowcoded
Puttin these young 8luds in the dirt like I'm planting trees. These motherfuckers gon' have to grow. Huffing that shit that made the snowman a8omina8le! #draculaflow #su8stance
DAMN dudeska you're killing it!!!!! 8D
When am I not? ::::)
when you say shit like "manska" tbh
8ecause I am literally the Man...! Ska. Okay yeah it doesn't roll off the tongue well 8ut fuck you.
pondering my orbs schrodingers #nsfw
<<"damn girl tag your #nsfw hehe">>
<<"hehe, there we go...">>
A8out to hit the hay, gonna deal with this whole arm escapade tomorrow. 8een up all day yesterday and night. I'll sleep well knowing that the thought of me will 8e em8edded into hater's pans. A8out to sleep like a fucking wriggler. I'm on that East Alternian dingle8erry 8one dust. I'm on them Netflix original south of the 8order spine 8lasting cumulus nuggets. The kind that'll have me seeing tomorrow's Wordle. This shit ain't nothing to me. #ilied #onemore #draculaflow #8eforesleep
Night partner. Dont let the bedbugs unionize.
I'll keep those fuckers in line don't worry.
i am perfectly normal.
<<"i've been saying this!!! #normalposting">>
Paid a visit to Hades to get my husktop 8ack. Walked through the front gates after I let Cer8erus lick peanut 8utter off my 8ulge. Let this 8e a lesson: Nothing gets 8etween me and what I want. Nothing!!!!!!!! #nsfwe and may8e #zoophilia pro8a8ly, #draculaflow , #lastoneipromise
D--> Yøu førgøt #zøøphilia alsø this may be the møst đisgusting thing pøsteđ by any Serket in the histøry øf parađø% spa¢e.
Y'know what? You right, edit done for further clarification. And I have 0 shame in this. I really do hope I'm the worst Serket in the entirety of existence. This shit ain't nothing to me man.
I'm over here consuming genetically modified, crime syndicate porto8ello mushrooms while you're still there munching on organic Shiitake caps like a fucking peasant. Just try to get on my level, I dare you. #su8stance #draculaflow
D --> I am going to have beautiful wild mushrooms foraged with my lovely matesprit
Yeah just make sure to squeeze nice and tight then you reach the 8ottom to grasp these mushrooms.
I dont think i want to play anymore...
You're in too deep now you coward!!!!!!!!
UNHAND ME MUSHROOM HOGGING CHURL!!!
NEVER.
Oh! You really did have them! https://snipboard.io/VU175W.jpg
See? When do I ever lie? C'mon now Jake. ,'::::T
Golly my most sincere apologies for ever doubting you my cerulean spider motif friend. Please accept my humble follow. I think perhaps you and i can find ways to pal around after all :)
That's the spirit! Aye aye, m80!!!!!!!!
I made it to the edge of the omniverse, didn't like what I saw, so I made haste 8ack to the vessel and pacified myself with some Eastern Alternian milkers. You can't make this shit up. This shit ain't nothing to me, man! #nsfw May8e. #draculaflow
tv glow fucking eviscerated me first time i saw it do NOT watch it alone!! 8'(
Old Men Are Not Safe From My Crop Top Post. Do Not Think You Are. #suggestive #nsfc
Y9u've suddenly made me realise that.. I c9uld. I d9n't need t9 hide my gru6scars anym9re.. This is a l9t t9 think a69ut.
C'mon, it aint that bad, get the crop top on, it'll be fun!
Please. #please #prettyplease
I supp9se since y9u asked s9 nicely. I must warn y9u I still l99k the age I died at s9 I will n9t in fact l99k 9ld 9utside 9f a few grey hairs.
This Doesn't Dampen My Excitement At All. #positive
actually, i guess i've never worn a crop top before. maybe it WOULD be fun?
...If I must...
Yes, You Must. #positive #silly
estrogen beam!!!!!
(( i would honestly kill for somebody to play Kitty or Ramona from Kittyquest/Flamelfable
ok damn. #vague
c< yOu gOOd? >c
yeah!!! yeah no yeah. just. a little surprised by a thing. thanks though rama you're so goddamn real <3
c< aH, NO wOrries, just tryiNg 2 Keep tracK Of sHit, siNce tHe clONes N everytHiN >c
yeah uh. ten foot pole on that subject.
c< id say tHe saMe, but.... sOMetHiN sOMetHiN ONe Of tHeM was Me? sO, i KiNda gOtta get active, but ill stay away frOM tHe 2pic, siNce yOu dONt waNNa talK abOut it >c
N⧃B⧃DY D⧃ES IT LIKE THE M⧃UNTAIN D⧃ES IT
mr. the mountain sir do you ever like... wipe out? like completely eat dirt?
you are UNIQUE and SPECIAL and NO ONE IN THE WORLD can EVER do things the way YOU do them!!!!!
Y⧃U SH⧃ULD TRY D⧃ING IT LIKE THE M⧃UNTAIN D⧃ES IT TYHE C⧃UTURIER
T⧃ LIVE IS T⧃ WIPE ⧃UT AND EAT DIRT T⧃ THRIVE IS T⧃ STAND UP AND TRY AGAIN
Your Charm Will Not Work On me, As Much As It Seems To Be Working On So Many Others. - Your Couturier
i fucking knew you were the coolest that is literally my philosophy!!! i'm always doing stunts way too advanced for me and then making out with the fuckin' pavement but 1) it's funny, and 2) i always get back up again dogg!!
THE M⧃UNTAIN USES N⧃ TRICKS THE M⧃UNTAIN LIVES AND LEARNS
Do you d¡ડ1¡ke The Mounta¡n :?
...I Do Not Dislike Him, No. That Being Said, He Is Not The Shining Example Of Safety. - Your Couturier
>> That ¡ડ very true! Fa¡r enough
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/BQV6TSWC/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃8-⧃⧃271655⧃.PNG THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS A DEATH R⧃LL ⧃F HIS ⧃WN
ᐖ MOUNTAIN ᐖAT ᑈALLᐖ A HANSTAN ᐛ
is this guy always just doing crazy stuff/wor
y/)u never kn/)w what pe/)ple are d/)ing in the privacy /)f their hives
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