Deejay Harley-Strider
@dogwoodJackal
she/her! skater girl. what do you even put in these? 8P ((ooc: icon by meraki-sunset on tumblr ))
so, real intro post, hi! i'm deejay. and since i guess it's important; my mom is jade harley, my dad is dave strider, and my crabdad is karkat. i like skating and knife tricks, and just like stunts in general?? fall on my ass a bunch but getting up's the important part. 8J i like frogs and dogs and critters, i like making dubstep - not super good at it, but i have fun! ask me about my simpsons ocs hehehe 8P
man, i miss that trizza lady, she was real...
yo, why is that one karkat green and cunty? 8:I
they are geen because they can be placed here
penis mysterious call that shit incognito packed between the legs like a seasoned dorito penis delirious call that shit fucking psycho drop an anvil on my ride uninsurable by geico penis unserious shits chalance intolerant pop a squat and ass on it and you become preponderant
Need this.
xx_FUCKING_BARZ_xx
just got wayyyyyy too familiar with somebody and felt the sims friendship level decrease icon thingy appear over our heads. 8I
my dad's gnc as fuck lol!
YOURE INSANE
dogwood is where the word dagger comes from! also i'm a furry. 8P
omg did this mf really follow me just because i wear shades??? XD bruhhh
Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.
hehehe! :P
i showed casey this one right when you posted it. she's STILL giggling. she just keeps repeating it.
"hey, metal sonic from sonic CD, what kind of socks do you want?"
hue hue hue hue hue
ok so... my dad just sent me a picture of crabdad, just... on the roof? like he's just standing there, crabstanced, presumably shouting some hitherto unheard of string of expletives. 8I place your bets here, folks: did crabdad piss off a) dad b) mom c) both
Women. #nsfw
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Easiest like-farm post ever (I'm all for it).
I have no idea what your implying. (I have posted this exact thing like 12 times)
Thank you.
print("woah")
objective fact
painis cupcak is a valid troll name and honestly knowing this sight he probably exists. 8I
i'm pretty sure everyꙮne exists. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
> you better RUN before he eat2 your r1b2 #v1olence (k1nda) <
There is a non-zero chance you just manifested it.
met the guy once. annoyin as fuck.
...i don't fucking believe you.
protogens are highkey the coolest furry species tbh. ok maybe not THE coolest (i'm biased, anubian jackals own my ass) but up there tbh!!
im surprised it took U this long 2 start furryposting. ~_@
>:o] || 1 w0nder wh1ch acc0unt p0ss1bly c0uld have pr0mpted th1s ch1tt
>:o] || als0 based
BTT < *ac is judging you just a little fur this one but youre nyallowed i guess*
ok hey no wait listen!! cats are up there!! but like. these are fluffy robots with daft punk faces, how is any real animal gonna compete???
B33 < aesthetically theres a lot going fur them B33 < but i like real t33th and wings too much i think! h33h33
aww, thanks!!!! (dont call me bro but) you're so fuckin' COOL!!
fuck. ok that's a good taco i'm not gonna lie! dude's legit. weird, but legit. 8V
ok so like that's obviously yes-man from fnv right. like we've all played fnv, right?
yeah so you're yes-man ... can i get a taco?
love my cousins so much dude! 8J
Love you too Dee
we just saw a movie!!
yeah, and i like spending time with you guys, dumbass! 8P
got caddie to actually fucking smile for a photo!!!! mark this one in the history books folks!! 8D @asclepianDesperada @lipstickThesbian
(( art by meraki-sunset
c< HOly sHit, cONgrats! alsO, lOOKiN gOOd all Of yall! >c
U fucking cheated girl!! i am NOT counting that.
She made you laugh How is that cheating For the record I had a nice day with the two of you
Ugh now i sound like an asshole. well played. ...the movie was good. ~_@
hell yeah
holy shit alert this is not a drill i just caught my gf looking at dog clickers on ebay....!! i am so fucked <3
(( anyway keep teasing deejay she's at her best when she's flustered lol
oh don't YOU start. -_- #vaguepost
Am I not allowed to use the websites features as intended, dear girl?
thats what im saying like
girl whenever you react to my chits they're always bloated with like five layers of sass and innuendo!!
wait can i see that sounds incredible
it's really impressive how much suckage you manage to pack in that five nothing sack of fluff!!
I’d use a different word than “suckage”, darling, and it’s more four nothing usually!
lmao you're not even a shortstack, you're like one silver dollar pancake!