Deejay Harley-Strider
@dogwoodJackal
she/her! skater girl. what do you even put in these? 8P
so, real intro post, hi! i'm deejay. and since i guess it's important; my mom is jade harley, my dad is dave strider, and my crabdad is karkat. i like skating and knife tricks, and just like stunts in general?? fall on my ass a bunch but getting up's the important part. 8J i like frogs and dogs and critters, i like making dubstep - not super good at it, but i have fun! ask me about my simpsons ocs hehehe 8P
fem cueball just asked me about my simpsons ocs. genuinely what is today ._.
c< tHe fucK? >c
i'm saying like!!! sure i like to share but what is her angle girl! why is she so obsessed with me! i mean other than the fact i'm cool as a cucumber and cute as a button. (POINTEDLY IGNORING HER REPLY BTW. <_<)
idk do u have one? ',B/
c< i MeaN, id be Obsessed 2, 2 be fair, but alsO, liKe, its Her, sO ive gOt sOMewHere betweeN NONe aNd less tHaN NO respect 4 Her tbH >c
am i in the fucking twilight zone #vaguepost
i'm actually the normalest girl in the world! just completely regular.
c< yOu aNd Me bOtH >c
if nothing else it's at least confirmation that cueballs ARE sex perverts #vaguepost #suggestive
This could not be any more specific if you tried, dear girl.
does that mean that whenever i play pool the cueballs are like masochists #suggestive probs.
wish i could say i'm normal now but. wuff. 8I #progposting #suggestive
@frameMistress i told you if you're gonna be reacting my progposting then tits or gtfo! >8(
❌ not one of the two valid answers!
and what's that make YOU!! huh!!! reacting all my hornyposts like you're some lecherous fuck on a bus just STARING AT MY ASS while i'm just trying to get downtown in time for my endocrinologist appointment to ask them why the FUCK these pills are attracting every pervy white girl in the area like i'm a pumpkin spice fucking latte!!!!!!!
yeah i bet you do you fucking FREAK!!!
YEAH I WAS IN A CHEMICALLY COMPROMISED FUCKING SITUATION!!! and anyway i was mostly saying that because you won't fuck off so hey maybe i can at least get something out of your gross voyeuristic bullshit!!!!!!!!
Have you considered that’s why I didn’t take advantage of it beyond mild teasing and shows of pity?
ok but what if she does though. #vaguepost
WHAT DID I SAY!!! TITS OR GTFO!!!!
c< wHat if sHe didNt? >c
i mean she won't is the thing!! there's no way she even has them!!!! *but what if she did.*
c< OKay, but! wHat if /i/ did? >c
8O !!!!!! go for it??!!?!?
c< i dONt really KNOw wHat we are talKiN abOut, sO, i defiNitely will, ONce i fiNd Out wHat iM suppOsed 2 be dOiNg >c
oh uh. see previous post <.<
this is my 9/11!!!!! >///< #suggestive #progposting
@tagCorrectionist got anything for this one
what??? why?????
I thought it'd be funny.
if you're gonna hit on me then at least send nudes god damn!!!!
if you're related to me and you see my hornyposts.... um. no you don't!! #suggestive
#suggestive
:33 < i havent s33n shit!
like that's what i'm operating on. if i see my mom posting horny no i don't. if i see my dads posting horny no i don't. if i see my cousins posting horny no i don't. it's like... an agreement. don't ask don't tell type shit except not homophobic. ok? 8(
what? no no we're good, i mean like relatives relatives.
fuck off but you're right though!
:33 < oh right im dead or a bird or something in your timeline :33 < nefur mind!
oh right, shit, but i mean!!!! you're the part of deva who's NOT related to me so, i guess that doesn't... um. count?? you know what fuck it you get the pass!
oh my fucking god the worst part of #progposting horniness: i'm actually starting to see her appeal! DX #suggestive #vagueposting
i'm dying of progesterone horny and i've got a creepy cueball hitting on me. #kms #progposting #suggestive
c< ugHHH, tell Me abOut it, sHit sucKs ON ice >c
To be clear. That is not what I am doing.
unless you go on prog to turn into that fucking kinky frame chick i don't want a digital pap from you dude!!!!! you don't know what's up and also we hate you.
:33 < going on my shipping chart.
ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT
ok fuck yeah you're a real one. 8J
SCRATCH I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
aaaaa i feel like a fucking animal rn!!!! >_< #suggestive #progposting
it's for the tit growth. it's for the tit growth. it'll make my tits grow faster. i can handle it!!!! #suggestive #progposting
WHY IS DOC SCRATCH INTERACTING WITH MY HORNYPOSTING #suggestive
he's not BEATING the pervert allegations! he's making out with them sloppystyle!!!
One of them is pailing the most prolific hornyposter on the platform. What do you expect? #nsfw
It was a show of pity.
dude! you're like my grunkle or something!!! foh!!!!!
there are plenty of me, certainly one of us is designated to interact with such.
on god!!
i understand why the rankmaid's eyes are all swirly now >m< #suggestive #progposting
i um. started progesterone about a month ago and. and um. #suggestive >m<
meeeeeeeee! https://64.media.tumblr.com/be82b2878ccd7fb107f27cbb533f0cbf/177e254d8b64cab4-ab/s1280x1920/94cb48ec70d3c6578c9c3d0d36f5acd74647fb92.jpg
yo @masterCuller we got beef? what's up? 8/
![Avatar](https://i.ibb.co/KYTLyF4/96-sin-t-tulo-20260513135123.jpg")
why tf are you hating my chits.... -_-
oh ok! 8)
They hate everyones chits.
yo @imJunior got any crab badges? i wanna little crab emoji 8J
partly just 'cause my name doesn't have room for "vantas"
Interesting.
ah well, maybe i'll make one!
Yes! \ : >< ) /
you ever see someone so goddamn eggy online, but you don't know them, so you can't try to crack it? so instead you wanna set up some sort of goddamn alert system to notify you when they pull their head out of their chute and transition?
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every day of my gogdamn life
if nobody else got me you got me alt/bird mom!
@imJunior gimme yuri!! 8D
Can i get it too plz!?!?!?
Interesting.