Deejay Harley-Strider
@dogwoodJackal
she/her! skater girl. what do you even put in these? 8P
so, real intro post, hi! i'm deejay. and since i guess it's important; my mom is jade harley, my dad is dave strider, and my crabdad is karkat. i like skating and knife tricks, and just like stunts in general?? fall on my ass a bunch but getting up's the important part. 8J i like frogs and dogs and critters, i like making dubstep - not super good at it, but i have fun! ask me about my simpsons ocs hehehe 8P
omfg hiiii shadow *twirls my hair!!*
people get so weird about interacting with their alt parents on here, but like. idk i guess i got practice with ankledeep, lol!
i call them assholes and move on
i mean yeah but your bro sucked. meanwhile my mom and dads are cool and awesome, so of course i'm gonna follow them?
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nah it's basically the same. fuck, i think i met sollux once when i was really little? gonna have to ask my parents about that. you ever met the guy?
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i mean, you might've. they keep a low profile when they're not in the pj's.
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@walkstabwalK didn't you kill, like... a lot of fucking people???
yes! don't worry, dee, he's mostly harmless. slick and ms paint keep him largely oUt of troUble.
his...? oh, his ring??
ohhh, yeah. yeah! i'm working up to knife twirling ON a skateboard but don't tell my mom. or my dad. or my crabdad.
actually can't believe transfem tails is real. this is the best day of my fucking life?? 8D
https://chittr.ing/profile/transonicVulpes she's real and she's here and i love her. 8,J
god, all this #substance posting is making me jealous... i should hit up kassia.
isn't that Ur cheerleader girlfriend?
what?? no. who the fuck said we were dating?? was it my mom??? i swear to fuck i get enough of this shit from her. like even if i WAS holding hands with her - OR ANYBODY!!! - there's no way she actually would have seen it unless she has fucking eagle-tier prybulbs! kassia is cool and a good friend and we aren't gonna read into that. okay?? can we do that caddie??? or is your fuckin, gossip gland just completely engorged today?????
"gossip gland?" thats all U got, lil cuz? fucking "gossip gland?" i swear 2 god Ur crabdad taught U a better vocab than that lol >u@
how many fucking alts does this scratch guy have jesus christ
so, real intro post, hi! i'm deejay. and since i guess it's important; my mom is jade harley, my dad is dave strider, and my crabdad is karkat. i like skating and knife tricks, and just like stunts in general?? fall on my ass a bunch but getting up's the important part. 8J i like frogs and dogs and critters, i like making dubstep - not super good at it, but i have fun! ask me about my simpsons ocs hehehe 8P
Ugh omfg dee dont plug the stupid simpsons shit ~_@
aunt rose follows me so i check her page. like the third post is of her tit out. 8/
welcome to my HELL dee. ~m@
sooo, caddie said there's multiverse shenanigans going on here? and like, normally i'm dismissing that shit out of hand because she kind of just makes stuff up sometimes. 8P but then her mumlonde said it too, so i guess it's not completely bullshit? aunt callie ain't no liar!! 8J anyway sup!!!! name's deejay. or dj starley if i'm pretending to be famous. XJ #earthc
Welcome to hell.
damn, uncle d out here with the welcome mat!! nah i'm sure it'll be fine lol. 8J
The funniest part is that you are not the first person from another timeline to call me your uncle. It keeps happening. But never have I ever been called dad.
Nope. That one isn't mine, and he was hating my posts, too. I think that's just what that one does.
I would be a dogshit father, and I don't really want to fuck a kid up like that. So, not happening anytime soon. I'll stick to this stupid cat for now.
Oh wait what the fuck why did he pity them? I just assumed he hated them because I've seen him around and that's what he does.
guess your alts came to the same conclusion!! mystery solved. 8P