♦ pitied by @dogwoodJackal
imagine if i was a parent holy shit i would feel terrible for that kid i would be the genuine worst parent ever
"i miss my wife, tails," i say, completely single.
nap canceled im actually going to sit and be miserable!
An omniscient hangover feels a bit like being born. Which is to say, a massive influx of the approximate knowledge of most things in my timeline and a good bit outside it violently flowing inside my beautiful mind. It’s. An experience.
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MY NAME DOES NOT LIE
good. have had a lot of fun with a very simple game.
you know i havent even heard from bro since he crashed at my place for a bit after he was released as complicated as our shit was i kinda do still hope hes okay and not on the streets somewhere hes probably fine im sure he will appear when i least expect it, thats kinda his thing
Heeheehee. My dear, you’re truly one of the funniest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing.
Don't worry he doesn't like me much either
well. yeah. i got a cool scar though. wearin a eyepatch. it was the left one. completely gone. i dont know what or how it happened but it did.
im alright yeah. xennox took good care of me while i was recoverin. the guy didnt sleep for days since i was lost and all.
everytime i have dated a strider it lasts like a month and then breakup i'm on decent terms with most of them but like, this has happened three separate times
WELL BULLY FOR FUCKING YOU. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU GOD DAMN PRICK.
D --> Why must I struggle so much with %pressing myself? D --> But to put proper words to them would be willing them into %istence outside of me D --> And something about that frightens me dreadfoaly
chittr has given me an irrational fear of gettin kidnapped
Right. The moon missing is certainly a pickle worth inspecting, though it does seem like the culprit is rather obvious after a bit of back-reading. I'll have to see what I can do about that. But first: coffee and dailies. Routine is important.
realest chit out here right now
cant say theres a lot of daves i tolerate
oh sure make the funniest joke fucking imaginable about your aunt and im the evil boogeybaba for cracking a smile over it sorry didnt realize comedy was a federal offense excuse me for being an easily amused chucklefuck ill just hold my applause carry this heavy fucking thing full of praises and kind ass things to say for a daughter more eager to see me itll probably take like eighteen years but ill wait ill get her some icecream and talk about her life goals tell her how proud her mom is of her and acknowledge what a wicked sense of humor shes got tear in my eye ill say reminds me of another just like you and shed say what and id say what and we would just pretend that didnt happen
i. ok. i shouldnt have asked that. im not emotional.
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i like being able to do stuff with my bro that doesnt involve being chopped up into little bits but also he says some weird shit when hes mad at a video game
what the fuck!!!!
(⊱♓︎⊰) what do you mean do i miss them? why would i? condesce showed me how weak they were, and had me cull them so many sweeps ago! i tore out johns intestines killing them until they stayed dead. i culled rose while she was distracted i culled dave repeatedly again and again until the copies stopped coming. i crushed most of the others between planets. and vrikas i clawed through her head while she was distracted :) and s)(e showed me how good it was to listen s)( got to roxy dirk, and jake before i could but i helped )(er finish the job! i love having her reassurance :) #gore #violence
i am now officially listed as an enemy of the bed building industry #suggestive
this whole being stuck at home thing has really been such a bummer i havent seen john in forfuckingever and its driving me crazy either hes super busy or my bro has him not replying to my messages somehow im still hella sore too which probably isnt a good thing he managed to slice the back of my thigh pretty bad during our fight and so sitting down is the worst he always manages to hit me somewhere really inconvenient and im starting to think it might be intentional (#abuse #gore <- via vague description???)
this is kinda lame so i might nuke this later but i really was not feeling good tonight saw some bad shit and it freaked me out but bro helped me calm down and was oddly sweet about it until a couple hours ago i couldnt tell you when he last hugged me or if he ever really did i dunno if hes getting old and soft or if he just felt like humoring me tonight but either way it was nice hes asleep now im happy
OK. OK. I SEE HOW IT IS. IM WEARING MY BIG GAL PANTS NOW. AINT NO FUCKIN WAY ALL MY MOM ALTS DONT KNOW ME. >:B
for my hating buddy. btfo right now.
This Is Actually Sad To Watch Where Did All That Temper Even Come From Is What I Wonder #dashwatching
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Anytime, my dearest darling! Heehee
youre probably right and i probably should take your advice but i just dont know if can hes still my bro and regardless of whether or not our relationship could be considered "normal" or "healthy" i still care about him and assume he cares about me in some way the thought of him not being around is more scary than anything else
long short story actually. but well lucky you.
ok. ok. im actually worried about how many kids did she made now.
im not coping before anyone says anything because i know people love sticking their noses into things that dont involve them im fine and everything has been and always will be fine end of story
everyone is freakposting right now holy
it appears blocking someone doesn't prevent you from seeing their posts when they use a tag youre following mildly annoying, but liveable
sometimes i go back to those three years and i retrace some of the conversations that i had with echidna during that time it is kind of strange to think that maybe an intentionally rendered as monstrous game construct gave me some of the best insight into the ways that voyage was going to shape me... is it strange to say that maybe she was a bit of a mother figure???
i wish i didn't wake up this morning
CLEARLY ME TOO, SINCE I SOMEHOW SEEM TO BE MIXING WITH A MILLION DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF ME AND MY APPARENT DESCENDANTS. TRULY NAUSEATING.
cnat drink alone csuse yhats being "an alocholic" cant ddrink with others cause then i kiss men who arnet my boyfriend wht *can* i do like #lol #substances
love
my leg fucking HURTS....like someone's Trying to twist and rip it off like a turkey leg
i did :)
losing blood implies i dont know where it is. i know where it is its on the #floor
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i guwill just say this once! as someone guwith a platform and a business, i do NOT guwant fanfics guwritten about me. i am UNCONSENTING!!! guohkay? this isn't nice to fraimi. (Ó ᴥ Ò)
yeah. she is sort of grizzled and adorns herself in camo a lot, like a scared animal that we had to coax out of her bloodstained, shadowy cave. but she is cool :B
1,000 KULT AND I'LL UPLOAD THE CLIP DAVE RECORDED OF ME WHILE I WAS SHITHIVE WASTED OUT OF MY PAN ON THE DRUMS AT THE SOLAR REVOLUTION'S EVE PARTY.
no this was everything to me. we can be friends i hope the weed was awesome
im gonna listen to nothing special by stomach book and be mad at evil me now :/
B33 < just realized theyre called furaymotifs because fray is another stupid synonym for battle B33 < furick offffffffffffffffff
((Alright nvm i'm an idiot......))
comrades i am ready to admit that i am a certified #karcuck my numerous failed attempts at seducin multiple alts a the nubby horned siren has only aggravvated my appetite need a bib for the wway hes got me slavverin like barkbeast i wwanna stick my face betwween his sensitivve kareasts an go pffffffttbfffbbff fuck baby please come back i am nothin #nsfww #divvorce
hartbrocken
aha a karkat followed me heyyyy
so just woke up from a nap thought about eatin a battery should i do it chat
this kid i swear hes awake again
ROSE I DONT HAVE UR WINE LEAVE ME ALONE GOODNESS
NOTE TO SELF: IT IS MORE PLEASURABLE TO PLUCK ONE’S OWN EYES OUT WITH A CULLING FORK AND FEED THEM DIRECT TO IMPERIAL DRONES THAN LISTEN TO A DAVE STRIDER SPECIAL PLAYLIST.
I JUST LEARNED THE HARD WAY STANDING UP IS THE WORST IDEA EVER. I REGRET TO ASK THIS, BUT CAN SOMEONE BE MY CRUTCH OR GIVE ME A FUCKING WALKER?? I ALMOST JUST FELL FROM BEING SO LIGHTHEADED
ive yet to hit people on here with the btw my rose is dead card #deadsister #andothers
I would be a dogshit father, and I don't really want to fuck a kid up like that. So, not happening anytime soon. I'll stick to this stupid cat for now.