♦ pitied by @dogwoodJackal

i. ok. i shouldnt have asked that. im not emotional.

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i like being able to do stuff with my bro that doesnt involve being chopped up into little bits but also he says some weird shit when hes mad at a video game
what the fuck!!!!

(⊱♓︎⊰) what do you mean do i miss them? why would i? condesce showed me how weak they were, and had me cull them so many sweeps ago! i tore out johns intestines killing them until they stayed dead. i culled rose while she was distracted i culled dave repeatedly again and again until the copies stopped coming. i crushed most of the others between planets. and vrikas i clawed through her head while she was distracted :) and s)(e showed me how good it was to listen s)( got to roxy dirk, and jake before i could but i helped )(er finish the job! i love having her reassurance :) #gore #violence

i am now officially listed as an enemy of the bed building industry #suggestive
this whole being stuck at home thing has really been such a bummer i havent seen john in forfuckingever and its driving me crazy either hes super busy or my bro has him not replying to my messages somehow im still hella sore too which probably isnt a good thing he managed to slice the back of my thigh pretty bad during our fight and so sitting down is the worst he always manages to hit me somewhere really inconvenient and im starting to think it might be intentional (#abuse #gore <- via vague description???)
its almost like being fed microwaved slop by a mall samurai isnt a good diet for a growing boy or something
this is kinda lame so i might nuke this later but i really was not feeling good tonight saw some bad shit and it freaked me out but bro helped me calm down and was oddly sweet about it until a couple hours ago i couldnt tell you when he last hugged me or if he ever really did i dunno if hes getting old and soft or if he just felt like humoring me tonight but either way it was nice hes asleep now im happy

OK. OK. I SEE HOW IT IS. IM WEARING MY BIG GAL PANTS NOW. AINT NO FUCKIN WAY ALL MY MOM ALTS DONT KNOW ME. >:B

for my hating buddy. btfo right now.
This Is Actually Sad To Watch Where Did All That Temper Even Come From Is What I Wonder #dashwatching
youre probably right and i probably should take your advice but i just dont know if can hes still my bro and regardless of whether or not our relationship could be considered "normal" or "healthy" i still care about him and assume he cares about me in some way the thought of him not being around is more scary than anything else

long short story actually. but well lucky you.

ok. ok. im actually worried about how many kids did she made now.
K--<ok. no more exposting. because im normal.
im not coping before anyone says anything because i know people love sticking their noses into things that dont involve them im fine and everything has been and always will be fine end of story
K--<anonymous asks: "You might larp being chuds because it's easy. There is a certain comfort in despair, in thinking yourself too broken to even bother pursuing what you want. After all, no need to risk rejection if you believe you're inherently a reject, right? You settle for the comfortable, familiar pain of loneliness instead of the strange uncertainty of trying for more. I'd fuck you honestly." i respond: "yeah i agree i actually said all of this to hope last light im working on myself and im hoping to ask a special someone to be my moirail soon" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna

everyone is freakposting right now holy

it appears blocking someone doesn't prevent you from seeing their posts when they use a tag youre following mildly annoying, but liveable

sometimes i go back to those three years and i retrace some of the conversations that i had with echidna during that time it is kind of strange to think that maybe an intentionally rendered as monstrous game construct gave me some of the best insight into the ways that voyage was going to shape me... is it strange to say that maybe she was a bit of a mother figure???

i wish i didn't wake up this morning
CLEARLY ME TOO, SINCE I SOMEHOW SEEM TO BE MIXING WITH A MILLION DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF ME AND MY APPARENT DESCENDANTS. TRULY NAUSEATING.
kay bc it seems you dont understand the situation urself im gonna spell it out 2 u rn as cool as ecto biology is an its great that in ur TIMELINE that hes also ur ig biological dad but that doesnt mean u have to go on random fuckin commander karkats profiles n call them dad the last person who fucked up was that one i think her name was 'yiffy' or 'red' idk she fucked up which jade was her mom but at least she fixed that an did not outright be weird about it so with all fuckin respect leave this man alone

cnat drink alone csuse yhats being "an alocholic" cant ddrink with others cause then i kiss men who arnet my boyfriend wht *can* i do like #lol #substances

love

my leg fucking HURTS....like someone's Trying to twist and rip it off like a turkey leg

i did :)

(◕ ᴥ ◕) i guwill just say this once! as someone guwith a platform and a business, i do NOT guwant fanfics guwritten about me. i am UNCONSENTING!!! guohkay? this isn't nice to fraimi. (Ó ᴥ Ò)
yeah. she is sort of grizzled and adorns herself in camo a lot, like a scared animal that we had to coax out of her bloodstained, shadowy cave. but she is cool :B
i tried but i can 0nly d0 s0 much when shes s0 unwilling
im about to fucking eliminate the need for therapy if i ever have to go back ever
SHIT I HAVE THERAPY TODAY I FORGOT TO PREPARE FOR THAT FUCK FUCKF
K--<things that have happened to me: -said "i love you" while cuddling and got told "i dont feel the same way" -got cheated on with my best friend -found out 2 separate flings on 2 separate occasions were into wriggling caverns rp -had to sit and awkwardly watch a couple make out every day for a sweep because they were my only friends -still owe 1000 caegar to my other ex so maybe give me a little slack ???

1,000 KULT AND I'LL UPLOAD THE CLIP DAVE RECORDED OF ME WHILE I WAS SHITHIVE WASTED OUT OF MY PAN ON THE DRUMS AT THE SOLAR REVOLUTION'S EVE PARTY.
no this was everything to me. we can be friends i hope the weed was awesome
K--<it should be illegal to be happier than me

im gonna listen to nothing special by stomach book and be mad at evil me now :/

B33 < just realized theyre called furaymotifs because fray is another stupid synonym for battle B33 < furick offffffffffffffffff

((Alright nvm i'm an idiot......))
HAHA UH THESE ARE TOTALLY REAL DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM ;>_>
comrades i am ready to admit that i am a certified #karcuck my numerous failed attempts at seducin multiple alts a the nubby horned siren has only aggravvated my appetite need a bib for the wway hes got me slavverin like barkbeast i wwanna stick my face betwween his sensitivve kareasts an go pffffffttbfffbbff fuck baby please come back i am nothin #nsfww #divvorce
hartbrocken

aha a karkat followed me heyyyy
NOTE TO SELF: IT IS MORE PLEASURABLE TO PLUCK ONE’S OWN EYES OUT WITH A CULLING FORK AND FEED THEM DIRECT TO IMPERIAL DRONES THAN LISTEN TO A DAVE STRIDER SPECIAL PLAYLIST.

I JUST LEARNED THE HARD WAY STANDING UP IS THE WORST IDEA EVER. I REGRET TO ASK THIS, BUT CAN SOMEONE BE MY CRUTCH OR GIVE ME A FUCKING WALKER?? I ALMOST JUST FELL FROM BEING SO LIGHTHEADED

I would be a dogshit father, and I don't really want to fuck a kid up like that. So, not happening anytime soon. I'll stick to this stupid cat for now.
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