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dove "sprite" strider
@transgenderGamer
met pacman hes waka waka. actually fine with being called turntechGodhead but the bit is life. she/her unless youre transphobic then he/him i guess
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wow. this is incredibly funny. thank you dove.
if i was a shape i think id be an oblong orb orblong
hey chucklenuts whats so pitiable about being an oblong orb???
known more commonly as an "egg"
oooohhhh yeah that makes more sense im an egg
#watchthisspace
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HELLA GEM
#davehour is over any more daves after this will be euthanised
alright good hour everyone time to hit the showers #davehour
this has been something of a... heh... #junehour for me... as i have been kissing... my girlfriend
never been to olive garden lowkey but it seems nasty as fuck
you gotta try it they got good bread
really enjoying the mysterious pervert of davehour btw shoutouts to the guy jacking off in the corner. adds a je ne sais quoi
Sorry about earlier fam #davehour
ᴇʀᴍ...Hello, I'm the Nostalgic Peeper. I view the film so that you DON'T view the film. I just watched Horror Genre Film Parody, and let me tell you. I did NOT enjoy this film! This film was a meanspirited and boring slog that isn't worth your time, let alone your various currencies. Where these films once roamed free across the plains of the cinema landscape, they did so through topical referential humor as well as the gross-out gunk that was quite hard to see. They aged like milk left out to boil for eons beneath the greenest parts of the sun. It is my duty to tell you that this latest film faired no better. The milk didn't just spoil, it boiled and evaporated into a stinky cloud to remind you that there was in fact milk here once.
Yeah can't agree more with you on this one
for #davehour i will be performing a "pacman themed freestyle"
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send me 5 dollars for #davehour
also send me money #davehour
theres a very real divide between people who say chit and people who say chitt
I ZAY BOTH
=oXO i say both¡ =oXO
if you dont acknowledge dirk he'll go away
HOW DO YOU NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ONE WHEN YOU ARE DATING ONE. ASKING FOR A FRIEND WHO IS SUSPICIOUSLY ME-SHAPED.
that is a really good URL pull.
//theres a demon on my shoulder telling me to make an ultdirk knowing that im just gonna be blocked by everyone on the site and ruin everyones lives because ultdirk is the Absolute Worst but GOD is he funny
come, nerevar... come and look upon the heart
youtube reviewers used to act like the taliban would come for their family if they didnt review some bullshit nes game. bring that kind of energy back.
if a grubtuber doesnt make a 4 hour long review of a nes game soon with dramatic readings of troll shakespeare the whole planet is going to crack and crumble into dust
▲did some research, human girls have cute dicks i guess▼ #nsfw
sometimes.
▲what so others have ugly dicks?▼
oh! i mean, not all human girls have dicks at all! #nsfw
▲huh, hold on gonna do better research▼
haha i know this from personal experience. :p
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als໑ apparently y໑ur se>< tends t໑ dⓘctate y໑ur gender because ໑f s໑me shⓘt wⓘth h໑rm໑nes ໑r whatever ⓘ d໑nt really get that part seems ⓘncredⓘbly fuckⓘng arbⓘtrary but humans b໑rn wⓘth bulges are assumed t໑ be male and humans b໑rn wⓘth n໑໑ks are assumed t໑ be female and theres s໑me weⓘrd hang ups ab໑ut changⓘng that even th໑ugh ⓘts lⓘterally just ⓘmmaterⓘal termⓘn໑l໑gy #nsfw
holy shit do not google jerma right now what the fuck is google doing
i dunno what this jerma is, but it sounds cursed
what? what the fuck does that mean