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dove "sprite" strider
@transgenderGamer
met pacman hes waka waka. actually fine with being called turntechGodhead but the bit is life. she/her unless youre transphobic then he/him i guess
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love when i wake up and my first thought is that i miss someone thats awesome
the plus of barely leaving my place since last week is no one has told me i look like a guy lately a win is a win ill take what i can get
If you fill ★ bucket with dyed w★ter the done gets m★d ★s fuck btw. #nsfw
so like i gotta say. im not a big fan of the dick vein on snickers. dont get me wrong now i dont play about a good snickers bar yknow like you best be knowing that shit satisfies especially after a long day. like you know they know that snickers really satisfies and you just gotta be like 'hah! you sly rascal.' but the dick vein bro. i dont wanna think of chomping down on some dismembered chocolate cock of christmas past while im getting to the center of this caramel peanuts and nougat. why would i want to be biting down on a cock anyways id be wanting to do some sweet oral acrobatics on it if it was a lover, which snickers definitely could be if it didn't have this goddamn dickvein. like sure its from how they make it or whatever but i feel like we're in a post dick vein society at this point. sufficiently advanced to do away with the nuts and the buts of leaving behind a nasty looking ridge of chocolate that can only be described as a vein running down the length of what is otherwise a perfect satisfying delicious treat man. i dunno bro. i think we can move on from the snickers dick vein to greener dick veinless pastures. who agrees.
... i had literally never seen it as a dick vein. thanks for that i fucking guess! 8T
man i miss snickers. dick vein or not, that shit was tasty
mad tasty. even if its got some veinage its still a bomb ass candy bar. praying for the day you can get back in on that deliciousness.
dont think that day will come unless we get some kind of like willy wonka jesus moment here but thanks
doves top 5 daves on here #5 @turntechVaulthead idk what the vault thing is about and the nuclear war is scary but damn the radiation poisoning my boy can post #4 @translunaryGloam #tiger #3 @daveBot respect to the big cheese the boss of davecord and davehour even if he is so many and his skin metal & shiny #2 @turntechGodbird only fucker here who gets me if i die i want her to inherit my account #1 @barackObama sorry folks you know it had to happen the big man does it again
theres a different between a can of soda and a bottle same sort of principle here i think
true i rock more with cans in general cause i can tap my talons on that shit for some good sound
Oh, @turntechGoghead. That’s my boy. Put so much gambling debt on his credit card.
oh what you got talons thats kind of fucking awesome actually i never thought id want to be more bird but fuck that sounds rad
yea ive got freakishly bird like hands which can be sick sometimes but they make typing harder
oh nah i dont have legs either
oh shit hey haha thanks what the hell right back at you
my tigerrrrrr #mytiger <3 thanks though wow im honored actually.
i should rank my favourite daves on here
just said "my name j-" to my cat and felt a violent wave of nausea pass over me before i could finish the sentence as i collapsed groaning
oh thats because the phrase has been eternally cursed by a wizard
shoutouts jade harley btw
:)
hey girl howve you been hanging we havent talked in a bit but i really hope youre doing okay
i'm better i started therapy i guess if that's worth anything :| it helps not that much but it does
im really glad. im really really glad. i know youre not my jade and im not your dave but i still think of you as a homie. im always here for you yeah
i appreciate it a lot really i do haha who knows what would've happened if you didn't say something. i'll take you up on that offer :)
fumbled the jade that fucks all women thats the dove guarantee
@helloGordon hole!
Hole!
tw: bad post who up stimming their goonstick #nsfw
smoking that shit that doesn't even do anything #substance
#substance
smokin' that bi6 o2
hello neighbour sex update
K--<@helloNeighbor
#suggestive #nsfw
Yo it's me yeah sex update drops tommow
hemospectrum shawty
hemospectrum shawty
too many fucking draculas around here
We should get a badge for Dracula's to identify them Like oh I don't know a copy of the movie hotel Transylvaniaᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
i think im turning japanese
Ive heard that bfore iz that like the human equivalent of eaztern alternian? (*´･ω･)
hemospectrum shawty
B33 < mew cant just say hemospectrum shawty which hemo on the spectrum is said shawty
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bro lives in a vault
#yearning for uh. remembers having desires isnt ironic. nothing in particular
:33 < meta
Not everything has to be ironic, Dove.