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@hemoptysisCyanide
hiiiii XuX zhe/her bezt artizt out there btw CLAZZIZT HIGH-BLOODZ DNI XnX
i hate evil twinkz rechitt if thy agree #injuzticeforeridan #antieridanweek #canceltheamporaz
god i forgot to remove the thy option in the quirk settings omfg
Me and who? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1489460437517992007/IMG_2332.jpg?ex=69d07fa1&is=69cf2e21&hm=5690414dba59de9dd27018f19116371b838cca1bf84f14e114cb91cbe77c8d55&=&format=webp&width=356&height=534
I volunteer.
D --> A good relationship has them both taking turns being each part I think
i fele like im missin out not goin 2 eridna week but i refuse 2 supprit a guy who doesnt respect wizards. nd also th killignns
•ᴥ- i'd like him to find my pages. -‿- @slenderMan #suggestive -ᴥ•
there has to be more importannt thinngs to worry about thann fuckinng #eridannweek. some of you nneed hobbies
♯undoubtedly thats why ♯halfthefreakintown is at ♯hive ♯posting their ♯annoyances
@tEntacLEThErapIst#7214 asks for a cEasE fIrE thEn procEEds not to unbLock mE
@analoglogiztician @crunkwanker zo when are u going to kizz httpz://i.ibb.co/cxvpgtv/captura-de-pantalla-de-2026-04-03-04-13-31.png httpz://i.ibb.co/yft5gnzj/captura-de-pantalla-de-2026-04-03-04-11-55.png
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
WEIRD. I GOT A FOLLOW FROM AN ACCOUNT WITH YOUR EXACT SAME ICON AND HANDLE FOUR HOURS AGO. MAYBE YOU DO HAVE A FREAK ASS EVIL DOUBLE ON HERE. WATCH OUT, I GUESS.
I ADMIRE THE DEDICATION TO THE BIT. THE GREAT NEWS IS THAT YOU WILL FACE ABSOLUTELY NO INCONVENIENCE AS A RESULT OF THIS DECISION BECAUSE FOLLOWING ACCOUNTS HAS BARELY ANY EFFECT ON ONE'S USER EXPERIENCE HERE.
I am aware, which is why I sought so desperately. Though it DOES inflate your Kult/Kult dramatically. I had made no posts or interactions and went up nearly 1000 points each during the onslaught due to the follow-backs.
Yes, of course. It also means I am the closest thing to a phonebook on this platform.
Of the eXistential variety, for certain. In all seriousness, it's uncanny how much your writing felt like it was prying directly into my subconscious. Kudos. - MC Oleana
I N#ED TO KILL MY B@S$ ! N#ED TO KILL MY BO$S ! N##D TO KILL MY B@SS I NE#D T@ K!LL MY BOSS ! N##D T@ KILL MY BO$S I NEED T@ K!LL MY B@$S #g@r#
i thnk u might n33d to kill ur bo22
✿ word of advice for all u foolz out dere https://i.ibb.co/G3VxQdHf/ohnono.jpg
Who is this "Tom" of tomfoolery acclaim? Let me speak to him.
youre zo full of wizdom i admire u
that would be me. i am tom foolery.
my pronouns are he cause ill never be him #vagueposting
just saw a seafood restaurant called yolo 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
fuck it. since im whoring myself out already, grilled cheese can also fuck me #nsfw
CHAT IS THIS RIZZ?!
Sorry I'm not sure what possessed me to say that.
genuinely curzing eridan ampora httpz://i.ibb.co/r2fynzft/2026-04-03-04h-kleki.png i claim thiz energy xux #antieridanweek #antiamporazlop #amporazlop #nothingweek
iz drawing fanart of people u know irl weird? i draw fanart of real people i know here zometimez xux httpz://i.ibb.co/wwqpxz29/2025-12-09-12q-kleki.png httpz://i.ibb.co/rpk3fnrq/2025-12-09-132-kleki.png httpz://i.ibb.co/mpwmzdz/2025-12-09-139-kleki.png
not that weird at all!
i juzt learnt my moirail uzez 4grub unironically... #icantdothizanymore
:33 < listen. :33 < sometimes. we just gotta accept meowrails fur who they are
I'll never understand wrestling and the 96sessi9n tr9lls have with it, truly. TW: #9pini9n
M4YB3 1F Y0U #G0T01L3DUP Y0UD G3T 1T
youre telling me you DONT wanna see two buff hairy trolls oiled up with their bulging muscles rippling under their shell as they try to get a desperate hold on each other in a display of raw manly dominance? man all the other vantases (vantii) are fucking squares i was right #nsfw (implied)
I am explicitly celi6ate. S9 n9. I get n9thing 9ut 9f watching that.
well more for me then ur still a square though. no takesies backsies
