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@hemoptysisCyanide
HE/ZHE/THEY/IT ---- TF2'Z BEZT PYRO MAIN ---- IM ZO ZIGMA XDXD ---- <3 - @culpablyAtypical <> - NO ONE <3< - NO ONE c3< - NO ONE

#intropost OOC ---- proper reference for laulum + info https://i.ibb.co/mVcHnG55/191-sin-t-tulo-20260630114605.jpg her sign is leiborn (derse + rage) she really likes eastern alternian culture, yuri, fashion and music. she writes bad fanfics and draws in her free time (which is, almost always since shes practically a neet) She also likes to troll people online but she would never do that in her main account, never!! That would be oh so embarrassing for her right because the simping posts arent that embarrassing personality-wise she is mostly based on the "pinterest weeb femcel" which if you dont know what it entails, shes basically a fucking loser she's a bit of a compulsive liar and gets attached easily to strangers thats all i can think of rn, WILL update later
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ZILURI DIDNT DO ZHIT OK THEREZ LIKE ONLY 2 PPL WHO KEEP TRYNA ZAY OTHERWIZE BUT THEY DONT EVEN TELL ME WHAT HE DID THEY JUZT GO "OH HEZ BAD" WITHOUT ELABORATING 🤨

IK NOBODY GAF RN BUT IM ZTILL @ THE HOZPITAL N THEYRE ZAYING THAT MY INJURIEZ ARENT HEALING PROPERLY OR WHATEVER #WATDATMEAN #GULP

IM ZO DERPY LOOK I EVEN GOT A BADGE THAT CONFIRMZ IT BLEH XP X3 XD HELL YEA DIZ BADGE IZ THA BOMB DOT COM 4 REAL THABKZ @imJunior

caan aanybody elsse RELⒶⒶTE to my CHIITT¿¿¿¿¿¿

DRAWING IN THE HOZPITAL BED: FUN PEN DIZAPPEARING FOR A ZEC: NOT FUN

ever see s/)me/)ne say s/)mething that y/)u think y/)u w/)ulda said at 6 sweeps /)ld and w/)nder h/)w they made it this far in life

Yeah nice biceps broo but i've been building my pelvic floooor muscles foor loonger than yoou can imagine

DID POZNAH JUZT FUCKING BLOCK ME LMAO TBH YOU KNOW WHAT IDGAF

.I HAVE THE BLESSINGS OF BOTH THE YURI AND THE YAOI FAIRIEs .@cryhoundColortura and @hemoptysisCyanide .i have nominations from lesbian counsel members ,just nyritA @bummelBoogie and ,gaydE harleY @gardenGnostic#0133 @imJunior .can i get the smitH of badgeS on my side ,too ,for a bonafide real crown to mark the soft butch king of lesbian chittR .maybe sneak my tooth in there somehow cuz its iconiC .im campaigning for this untill it finally happenS .ill figure out a design once i know i got the approval beaM
>>| just for you. @hemoptysiscyanide. .also we need to talk. #yuri #nsfw https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_008.jpg

GIRLZ KIZZING.. #YURI

it's alwa7s gratif7ing to look in the e7es of someone 7ou love and see them haz7 and unfo(used, be(ause 7ou're drowning them in enough pleasure that the7 might as well be blind for all that the7're taking in what the7're seeing. feeds m7 soul #nsfw

DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAD INTERNAL INJURIEZ I AM ZO COOKED 😭 AND I JUZT KNOW THEY AINT GON CURE ME RIGHT CUZ IM AN OLIVEBLOOD N I ZTILL GOTTA PAY 4 DIZ ZHIT OH TO BE A HIGHBLOOD AND HAVE ACCEZZ TO FREE HEALTHCARE....

HEY GUYZ ZORRY 4 NOT BEIN ZO ACTVE I GOT INTO A ZCUTTLEBUGGY ACCIDENT N IM @ DA HOZPITAL RN

((Ok guys its time for me to stop being a larper Im gonna actually play hiveswap Afk for like a day or two prolly idk but i will be less active
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I AM ACTUALLY ALLOWED 2 TYPE ":3" BECAUZE THATZ LITERALLY MY LUZUZ' FACE
































