Eden McAfee
@lilacLagomorph
hi there everyone! just a human learning about life outside the holler.
if i keep stirring i dont have to acknowledge any of it including the #pourbeeronyourcrotch challenge hehe
the thing is i COULD be horny posting with the best of them! i could be! but it isnt ALLOWED
Why not B?
You know wh★t else you could do?
are you going to tell me to post some kind of decimation barrage because im not historically very good at those
#pour★beeronyourcrotchch★llenge
My pusher goes out to you m'lady~.
Are you hoping for me to say something provocative, m'lady~?
@tardyTomfool why do you keep sending me clips of american dad?
actually talking about antiviruses has made me realize ive not had issues with my computer for such a long time! im kind of proud of myself for not messing up recently
im being told by MANY people (literally just one of my friends) that i need to graduate from kiddie games and play a real video game and i just dont get it theyre both games! i like playing pokemon!!! who gives a shit what i play beyond the uh obvious necessity that i played sburb i guess -_-;;
You've been reluctant to start the damned X-Files for two years now. We're overdue for getting you through The Sopranos. If you let your video game catalogue get backed up too, you're never going to understand the references Oren and I are slinging around.
maybe some day i will play a table top? my friends arent really into them also my auntie told me it was devil worship when i saw one at the library when i was little so i used to be kind of scared of them... not now though!!!
hmmmmmm i see let’s fix this and find out @jazzyjongleur @balefulbravo hey guys do you wanna play dnd some time
that’s fine we’ll get you sorted out with the basics easy style and go from there
i am trying so hard not to he culturally insensitive BUT TROLL LINGO IS SO STUPID
whaaaat_i_think_its_pretty_straightforward__?_?_?_?_?_?_?
that was SO gross i dont even want my salad anymore
What... happened?
Sigh.
Excuse me miss, perhaps I am uneducated, but d☽o☾ h☽o☾pbeasts n☽o☾t enj☽o☾y carr☽o☾ts? ⋆˚࿔
actually they should be very infrequent treats as they are very high in sugar
☽O☾hh! Their p☽oo☾r little tummies ⋆˚࿔
those are in fact scary scare quotes.
fortunately for me i dont actually want to talk to that guy hehehe i am going to make a salad instead
beets bitter greens walnuts cranberries and some goat cheese! yum yum!!!
i dont really WANT to change my icon but my friend keeps begging me to ughhhh
my ears are tingling someone is vagueposting about me
im jumping on the bandwagon what fruit would i be? #engagementbait
This seems like a loaded question, Eden, but I'm willing to take the bait. You're an apple.
the fruit engagement bait is cute
oh yummy! i guess we could make this a trend unless it already happened
THANKS.
look away for a second
okay you can look 8ack now
SCAMPERS OFF
MY YUM NOW !! !! !! !! !! !!
Did you grow the watermelon?
i kind of wish my other friends would get on here but at the same time i think sade and mona would just clog the feed bitching at each other
it’s like you want to invite some kind of eternal damnation upon us all
you’ve spoke it into potential existence if it happens all the blame rests on your shoulders eden can’t believe you’d do this smh smh
JEEZ OK please just publicly declare on the cant delete shit website that you dont want our friends on here!!!
well that’s easy because if they do come on here and they do end up bitching forever on the timeline well, you would have been the oracle of delphi here none to blame other than yourself for the spiraling pit they dig themselves and drag us down with them into
I am inclined to agree with Eden here, it does sound like you don't want them around.
wait do we think phuntr just spilled and tried to make a joke out of it to spare his own feelings
my dry crotch allies are dwindling this is so sad
#doit
Divorced of context, this looks insane.
Sticking to my guns they're not gonna make me do it.
I don't have a beer to drink. I also don't drink. If he did bring me one, there wouldn't be much else to do with it.
NOT POURING A BEER ON YOUR CROTCH: it is easy quick and free!!!
this reads like a pobico chitt
....What?
i genuinely do not think i could be clearer about this if i tried
so annoying! i should not have to do that!!!