Eden McAfee
@lilacLagomorph
hi there everyone! just a human learning about life outside the holler.
i am trying so hard not to he culturally insensitive BUT TROLL LINGO IS SO STUPID
whaaaat_i_think_its_pretty_straightforward__?_?_?_?_?_?_?
that was SO gross i dont even want my salad anymore
What... happened?
Sigh.
Excuse me miss, perhaps I am uneducated, but d☽o☾ h☽o☾pbeasts n☽o☾t enj☽o☾y carr☽o☾ts? ⋆˚࿔
actually they should be very infrequent treats as they are very high in sugar
those are in fact scary scare quotes.
fortunately for me i dont actually want to talk to that guy hehehe i am going to make a salad instead
beets bitter greens walnuts cranberries and some goat cheese! yum yum!!!
i dont really WANT to change my icon but my friend keeps begging me to ughhhh
my ears are tingling someone is vagueposting about me
im jumping on the bandwagon what fruit would i be? #engagementbait
This seems like a loaded question, Eden, but I'm willing to take the bait. You're an apple.
the fruit engagement bait is cute
oh yummy! i guess we could make this a trend unless it already happened
THANKS.
look away for a second
okay you can look 8ack now
SCAMPERS OFF
MY YUM NOW !! !! !! !! !! !!
Did you grow the watermelon?
i kind of wish my other friends would get on here but at the same time i think sade and mona would just clog the feed bitching at each other
it’s like you want to invite some kind of eternal damnation upon us all
you’ve spoke it into potential existence if it happens all the blame rests on your shoulders eden can’t believe you’d do this smh smh
JEEZ OK please just publicly declare on the cant delete shit website that you dont want our friends on here!!!
well that’s easy because if they do come on here and they do end up bitching forever on the timeline well, you would have been the oracle of delphi here none to blame other than yourself for the spiraling pit they dig themselves and drag us down with them into
I am inclined to agree with Eden here, it does sound like you don't want them around.
wait do we think phuntr just spilled and tried to make a joke out of it to spare his own feelings
my dry crotch allies are dwindling this is so sad
#doit
Divorced of context, this looks insane.
Sticking to my guns they're not gonna make me do it.
I don't have a beer to drink. I also don't drink. If he did bring me one, there wouldn't be much else to do with it.
NOT POURING A BEER ON YOUR CROTCH: it is easy quick and free!!!
this reads like a pobico chitt
....What?
i genuinely do not think i could be clearer about this if i tried
so annoying! i should not have to do that!!!
my catch phrase tbh. ~_@
i like apples! a lot! it may come from my name who knows but the point is that i am so fed up with the crapfruit
sometimes i remember the red delicious apple exists and i have to clench my fists really tight until the rage subsides
fucking atrocious fruit
why is there a potato under my pillow
Hehehehe
omelette with some basil and tarragon as well as spinach mushrooms ricotta and watercress
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14d30559aec2.jpg #selfie #oknotreallybutitsfunny
