Eden McAfee
@lilacLagomorph
hi there everyone! just a human learning about life outside the holler.
i keep seeing regretful marriage posting, is eridanweek in vegas or something? i also saw nevada mentioned
revolutionary girl nevada???? i assumed they were talking about fallout new vegas or something
touches the ground something terrible happened here #eridanweek
oh my goodness why would anyone do that to a festival??????? #eridanweek
i dont want to be overstepping things but if there is need for more healing at #eridanweek i think i can probably attend though i am also very very scared to offer
wait a second did i fall for april fools posting
why is everyone on my timeline coming
*a picture of llevyn with a manic grin ripping steell pllating off a drone*
hey wait ive seen trollsonas before does that mean trolls have humansonas???
asking the real questions here
probably? i dont know anything called devil may cry, my auntie wouldnt have let me see it
still feeling pretty glum about the troll rocket science reading i did but i think not learning more is weaker than backing down so i will be looking into more troll transportation #culturalexchange #humantrollposting
h0nestly, i was just fucking with y0u but n0w i feel bad. y0u d0n't have t0 l00k int0 the h0rr0rs 0f alternian scientific advancements if y0u d0n't want t0. in fact, i actively disc0urage it. the less y0u kn0w, the happier y0u'll be.
i think it might be worth it to know though im really sick of everyone deciding im too constitutionally delicate to know about things, you know what i mean?
which is not a dig at you, i just was really sheltered in my upbringing and i feel like it warped my understanding of the human world... i dont want the same for trolls. i want to meet everyone on their level
well, i can't argue with that. at least tread carefully. we're pretty fucked up.
it will be like when i learned real us history among other things... eugh. earth doesnt have the best track record either
((new pfp from disetealart's homestuck style picrew :P)) https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/538442/
((i am so glad everyone appears to be enjoying troll rocket science as much as me this is a riot))
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY USE TROLLS FOR POWER IN TROLL ROCKET SCIENCE
why d0 that when y0u can just use a guy and d00m them t0 live the rest 0f their pr0bably sh0rtened life in abject misery?
BECAUSE THAT FUCKING SUCKS sorry for fucking im feeling a little heated
yer seriously yellin about solar powwer for a fuckin battleship are you daft most space is jus fuckin empty vvoid
ok ok thats true sorry i guess i figured you all had crazy biofuel or batteries that were better than JUST SOME GUY
theres no knowwn natural resource that evven comes close to wwhat a powwerful helmsman can do plus they also function as the system core so theyre in essence the ships powwer an the ships mind all wwrapped into one package cant really beat that
i hate being bad at computers now im just embarrassed
wait actually if there are other humans asking rude questions that does kind of suck! i just wanted to know about troll rocket science jeez
guess im gonna download goregle and see what i can learn myself and NO this time i WILL NOT be clicking any mysterious links
you try to get a little cultural exchange going and they block you for it :(
What a bunch of punk2!
are y0u talking ab0ut me? i didn't bl0ck y0u.
trying this music post again! um now playing "two of us on the run" -lucius https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTZyQBppHqs&list=RDbTZyQBppHqs&start_radio=1&pp=ygUbdHdvIG9mIHVzIG9uIHRoZSBydW4gbHVjaXVzoAcB
“Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.” *Excerpt from The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams
god that book makes me weepy its so bittersweet.
I know if no one else got me, the Skin Horse always does
i am starting to think that this whole music posting thing rules actually
https://youtu.be/NC7cmWkBoz4?si=fdN-sLhKnE7F1zIb
there is an invisible person responding to my chits #hello #whogoesthere