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Eden McAfee

@lilacLagomorph

hi there everyone! just a human learning about life outside the holler.

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why is there a potato under my pillow

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Hehehehe

omelette with some basil and tarragon as well as spinach mushrooms ricotta and watercress

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forgot to list the lemon zest

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14d30559aec2.jpg #selfie #oknotreallybutitsfunny

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d76b8852d89.jpg #fragranceposting

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i have a lot to think about

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CONSIDER PREPARING FOR DEATH. :)

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f978d1728b0.png #"IN WHICH A TROLL OF SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER SOCIAL STANDARD ENTERS A HIGHLY TUMULTUOUS AND SEXUALIZED CONTRACT AS A TEMPORARY ASSISTANT TO A HIGHBLOOD SUPERIOR WITH PERVERSIONS IN CONTROL, WHO AIMS TO MANIPULATE HER PRIOR ACTS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE; WHERE THEIR QUIRKY INTRODUCTION OF PAD-TIME ACTIVITIES INTO THEIR OFFICE LIFESTYLE INEVITABLY BLOSSOMS INTO AN UNBECOMING ROMANCE THAT CONCLUDES WITH A PERMANENT FLUSHED BONDSHIP INVOLVING SEVERAL INSTANCES OF BUSINESS-INAPPROPRIATE (STOCK)INGS AND (BOND)AGE" #(stock)ingsand(bond)age #nsfw

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did you. llike it.

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uhhhuhmm huuuhgghhh

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↘️i am interested in hearing your thoughts.↘️

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@controversialMilk[CM]

>> Never ડeen ¡t but ¡ th¡nk ¡ need ડomeone to do that to me

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this is how i fellt about rankmaids fic the other night. im patting you on the cllaw hinge.

yes yes yes yes exactly yes

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>> 👯 1¡tera11y uડ rn, tw¡nn¡ng

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i htink i hauve covid

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im nodding sagelly.

fascinating

i keep thinking about... hhh

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sorry about my embarrassing posts i just kind of got flustered by the doxxing and then some other stuff im ok!

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hhh....mmmgh... :( how do trolls do it i just feel shaky and bad

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< wHats wrONg? >c

maybe it's just not in human psychollogy for a good hate fuck. #nsfw

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:( yeah

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yov okay +here? if yov need any+hin le+ me know.

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Dunno 'bout that, but it ain't for everyone that's for sure.

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Truthfully, I think its possible, but it really depends on the person. Some of us are really just not build for it nor are we into it that way lol

humans are boring

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Maybe to you. We're baller as fuck

:(

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sorry eden you seem pretty cooll i just can't rellate to that

I WILL FUCKING BLOCK YOU AGAIN STOP INTERACTING WITH MY CHITS WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING PUSHY AND WEIRD

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

bored

GET BENT

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Yeeesh. Why are people so weird about shit all the time

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i have never been more mortified in my life

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wait oh my god is this 50 shades of gray

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No. This is Chittr.

i was recommended a film sir and based on what little i know it is matching up!

whats the difference! ba dum tss!!!

0ne is a c0lor pallet, th'0ther is a \/\/\/\/ebsite.

AT THIS POINT I DONT KNOW

B0th bad representati0ns o' sensual po\/\/\/\/er dynamics.

yeah hello jokes department? yeah this guy has never heard of ya.

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i guess at the very least i have learned something small tonight

okay well that was a bust

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aaaaagh why did i fucking do that

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i think thats how you do it?

i think i should keep my big fat mouth shut

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do trolls do/have asmr?

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Yeh

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i thinnk. this troll does @askewarcheologist

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i agree with this! those are nice triggers im actually kind of shocked it isnt like asmr poison compilation to cull your enemies to

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-=[ yyes !! i likethe ummm youur hivestemneighbor wants to play docterror with you genre_☺]=-

i think i also dont care about it! but i am going to look into to troll asmr i bet there are some really nice triggers you can do with horns? unless tapping them sounds/feels bad in which case sorry i even mentioned it

oh wow theres whole genres too? damn ok i gotta do some hunting

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sure!

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the way this is edited makes it look like the bowl is embedded in his skull.

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Batter on his mind!

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that's what crockercorp does to you.

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>>>(Subliminal) messaging >>>(Further) implies product is always on (Their) mind

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ugh my head hurts and im running a fever this sucks

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< same!

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does it also feel like tiny little demons are pummeling your entire body with hammers?

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< just my head :33< ive got a headcold s33ms like mew may have a full body one

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blughhhhh well i hope you feel better soon

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:33< same to mew