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Eden McAfee

@lilacLagomorph

hi there everyone! just a human learning about life outside the holler.

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i am trying so hard not to he culturally insensitive BUT TROLL LINGO IS SO STUPID

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Y34h. Y34h 17 15.

whaaaat_i_think_its_pretty_straightforward__?_?_?_?_?_?_?

that was SO gross i dont even want my salad anymore

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What... happened?

i was offered a "carrot"

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Sigh.

Excuse me miss, perhaps I am uneducated, but d☽o☾ h☽o☾pbeasts n☽o☾t enj☽o☾y carr☽o☾ts? ⋆˚࿔

actually they should be very infrequent treats as they are very high in sugar

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☽O☾hh! Their p☽oo☾r little tummies ⋆˚࿔

those are in fact scary scare quotes.

i have a knack for em!

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fortunately for me i dont actually want to talk to that guy hehehe i am going to make a salad instead

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SALAD

beets bitter greens walnuts cranberries and some goat cheese! yum yum!!!

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MAX

i dont really WANT to change my icon but my friend keeps begging me to ughhhh

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my ears are tingling someone is vagueposting about me

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im jumping on the bandwagon what fruit would i be? #engagementbait

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This seems like a loaded question, Eden, but I'm willing to take the bait. You're an apple.

the fruit engagement bait is cute

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If you wanted one, Mandarin orange.

oh yummy! i guess we could make this a trend unless it already happened

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I don't see why not. It seems pretty harmless.

THANKS.

#myyum

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look away for a second

okay you can look 8ack now

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HEY

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SCAMPERS OFF

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MY YUM!!! #myyum

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MY YUM NOW !! !! !! !! !! !!

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D:<<<

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Did you grow the watermelon?

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yes!!!

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#youryum more like #thattrollsyum

i kind of wish my other friends would get on here but at the same time i think sade and mona would just clog the feed bitching at each other

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it’s like you want to invite some kind of eternal damnation upon us all

i doooont....

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you’ve spoke it into potential existence if it happens all the blame rests on your shoulders eden can’t believe you’d do this smh smh

JEEZ OK please just publicly declare on the cant delete shit website that you dont want our friends on here!!!

as per my last two chits i never actually said that :)

WHY ARE YOU SAYING THINGS LIKE BLAME

well that’s easy because if they do come on here and they do end up bitching forever on the timeline well, you would have been the oracle of delphi here none to blame other than yourself for the spiraling pit they dig themselves and drag us down with them into

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I am inclined to agree with Eden here, it does sound like you don't want them around.

neither of you can seem to pick up a joke 🥲

i will summarily take my leave of absence goodbye

wait do we think phuntr just spilled and tried to make a joke out of it to spare his own feelings

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now i feel kind of bad

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my dry crotch allies are dwindling this is so sad

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#doit

im not going to do it!!!!

Divorced of context, this looks insane.

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Sticking to my guns they're not gonna make me do it.

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Don't worry. I won't fold until he personally hands me a beer. Which he won't do.

why do you have a folding condition??? you could just drink the beer

I don't have a beer to drink. I also don't drink. If he did bring me one, there wouldn't be much else to do with it.

NOT POURING A BEER ON YOUR CROTCH: it is easy quick and free!!!

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this reads like a pobico chitt

oh no whos that

WHY IS ONE OF THEIR MOST RECENT CHITS ABOUT NOT HAVING RABIES

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....What?

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i genuinely do not think i could be clearer about this if i tried

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so annoying! i should not have to do that!!!

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ugh

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my catch phrase tbh.​ ~_@

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i like apples! a lot! it may come from my name who knows but the point is that i am so fed up with the crapfruit

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sometimes i remember the red delicious apple exists and i have to clench my fists really tight until the rage subsides

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fucking atrocious fruit

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bolD of you to RefeR to a bitteR Sponge aS a fRuit /j

RECHIT FOREVER!!!!!

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c53e4a848a4.png

why is there a potato under my pillow

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Hehehehe

omelette with some basil and tarragon as well as spinach mushrooms ricotta and watercress

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forgot to list the lemon zest

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14d30559aec2.jpg #selfie #oknotreallybutitsfunny

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