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hi there everyone! just a human learning about life outside the holler.

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i keep seeing regretful marriage posting, is eridanweek in vegas or something? i also saw nevada mentioned

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literally where

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revolutionary girl nevada???? i assumed they were talking about fallout new vegas or something

touches the ground something terrible happened here #eridanweek

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yeah. the debasement of an icon.

oh jeez that sounds serious

oh my goodness why would anyone do that to a festival??????? #eridanweek

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i dont want to be overstepping things but if there is need for more healing at #eridanweek i think i can probably attend though i am also very very scared to offer

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wait a second did i fall for april fools posting

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why is everyone on my timeline coming

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3833 < It's a ransom! >

??????

3833 < #EridanWeek got toasted and now people have to pay the toll, I think. >

oh my god

well i hope everyone is ok :(

3833 < Not really! There's drones! >

*a picture of llevyn with a manic grin ripping steell pllating off a drone*

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D:

DUDE HOW D1D YOU DO THAT omg the man1a g1ves them strength

terrified of #eridanweek

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hey wait ive seen trollsonas before does that mean trolls have humansonas???

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asking the real questions here

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probably? i dont know anything called devil may cry, my auntie wouldnt have let me see it

im really trying to!

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uh i can try! im pretty bad though

still feeling pretty glum about the troll rocket science reading i did but i think not learning more is weaker than backing down so i will be looking into more troll transportation #culturalexchange #humantrollposting

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h0nestly, i was just fucking with y0u but n0w i feel bad. y0u d0n't have t0 l00k int0 the h0rr0rs 0f alternian scientific advancements if y0u d0n't want t0. in fact, i actively disc0urage it. the less y0u kn0w, the happier y0u'll be.

i think it might be worth it to know though im really sick of everyone deciding im too constitutionally delicate to know about things, you know what i mean?

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which is not a dig at you, i just was really sheltered in my upbringing and i feel like it warped my understanding of the human world... i dont want the same for trolls. i want to meet everyone on their level

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well, i can't argue with that. at least tread carefully. we're pretty fucked up.

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ill be sure to take breaks

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it will be like when i learned real us history among other things... eugh. earth doesnt have the best track record either

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((new pfp from disetealart's homestuck style picrew :P)) https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/538442/

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🔥🔥🔥

((i am so glad everyone appears to be enjoying troll rocket science as much as me this is a riot))

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY USE TROLLS FOR POWER IN TROLL ROCKET SCIENCE

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DOES HE EVER GET BACK OUT?

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SOLAR? SOLAR? SOLAR? SOLAR?

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why d0 that when y0u can just use a guy and d00m them t0 live the rest 0f their pr0bably sh0rtened life in abject misery?

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BECAUSE THAT FUCKING SUCKS sorry for fucking im feeling a little heated

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N0

yer seriously yellin about solar powwer for a fuckin battleship are you daft most space is jus fuckin empty vvoid

ok ok thats true sorry i guess i figured you all had crazy biofuel or batteries that were better than JUST SOME GUY

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theres no knowwn natural resource that evven comes close to wwhat a powwerful helmsman can do plus they also function as the system core so theyre in essence the ships powwer an the ships mind all wwrapped into one package cant really beat that

i dont even know what to say anymore

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i kind of dont want to look anything else up :(

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i hate being bad at computers now im just embarrassed

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wait actually if there are other humans asking rude questions that does kind of suck! i just wanted to know about troll rocket science jeez

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guess im gonna download goregle and see what i can learn myself and NO this time i WILL NOT be clicking any mysterious links

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You got thi2 bro2ki!

you try to get a little cultural exchange going and they block you for it :(

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What a bunch of punk2!

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are y0u talking ab0ut me? i didn't bl0ck y0u.

oh beans im so sorry i thought you did

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trying this music post again! um now playing "two of us on the run" -lucius https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTZyQBppHqs&list=RDbTZyQBppHqs&start_radio=1&pp=ygUbdHdvIG9mIHVzIG9uIHRoZSBydW4gbHVjaXVzoAcB

trolls is bugs?????

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⚇ yuh. ⚇

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no one told me before

this explains so much though especially why I like trolls so much :)

i am starting to think that this whole music posting thing rules actually

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Are-you-partial-to-classical-styled-music-?

yeah definitely i like a lot of music

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https://youtu.be/NC7cmWkBoz4?si=fdN-sLhKnE7F1zIb

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This is a nice song.

there is an invisible person responding to my chits #hello #whogoesthere

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oh so thats why i was asked about my mac and cheese #imnotmad #imjustdisappointed

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