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Eden McAfee

@lilacLagomorph

hi there everyone! just a human learning about life outside the holler.

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i do sometimes miss my aunts gravy :/

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if i keep stirring i dont have to acknowledge any of it including the #pourbeeronyourcrotch challenge hehe

the thing is i COULD be horny posting with the best of them! i could be! but it isnt ALLOWED

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Why not B?

because it isnt

You know wh★t else you could do?

are you going to tell me to post some kind of decimation barrage because im not historically very good at those

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#pour★beeronyourcrotchch★llenge

oh. okay.

You're a hopbeast girl. Aren't you. We should... collaborate.

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My pusher goes out to you m'lady~.

oh but i assume thats IT huh? HUH?

Are you hoping for me to say something provocative, m'lady~?

@tardyTomfool why do you keep sending me clips of american dad?

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because they’re funny, why else

why is it always francine though???

let’s just say she speaks to me in a familiar way

actually talking about antiviruses has made me realize ive not had issues with my computer for such a long time! im kind of proud of myself for not messing up recently

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im being told by MANY people (literally just one of my friends) that i need to graduate from kiddie games and play a real video game and i just dont get it theyre both games! i like playing pokemon!!! who gives a shit what i play beyond the uh obvious necessity that i played sburb i guess -_-;;

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You've been reluctant to start the damned X-Files for two years now. We're overdue for getting you through The Sopranos. If you let your video game catalogue get backed up too, you're never going to understand the references Oren and I are slinging around.

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maybe some day i will play a table top? my friends arent really into them also my auntie told me it was devil worship when i saw one at the library when i was little so i used to be kind of scared of them... not now though!!!

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are you saying so having already asked or just assumed

well... theyve never talked about it...

hmmmmmm i see let’s fix this and find out @jazzyjongleur @balefulbravo hey guys do you wanna play dnd some time

I mean if everyone wants to im down? I just dont really know much about it.

that’s fine we’ll get you sorted out with the basics easy style and go from there

And, what, you plan to run it?

is that luca self volunteering to dm i hear

Not what I said.

ah come on, you’d be great at it

ok well, did not mean to piss off luca but so it goes ill dm

i am trying so hard not to he culturally insensitive BUT TROLL LINGO IS SO STUPID

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Y34h. Y34h 17 15.

whaaaat_i_think_its_pretty_straightforward__?_?_?_?_?_?_?

that was SO gross i dont even want my salad anymore

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What... happened?

i was offered a "carrot"

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Sigh.

Excuse me miss, perhaps I am uneducated, but d☽o☾ h☽o☾pbeasts n☽o☾t enj☽o☾y carr☽o☾ts? ⋆˚࿔

actually they should be very infrequent treats as they are very high in sugar

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☽O☾hh! Their p☽oo☾r little tummies ⋆˚࿔

those are in fact scary scare quotes.

i have a knack for em!

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fortunately for me i dont actually want to talk to that guy hehehe i am going to make a salad instead

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beets bitter greens walnuts cranberries and some goat cheese! yum yum!!!

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i dont really WANT to change my icon but my friend keeps begging me to ughhhh

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my ears are tingling someone is vagueposting about me

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im jumping on the bandwagon what fruit would i be? #engagementbait

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This seems like a loaded question, Eden, but I'm willing to take the bait. You're an apple.

the fruit engagement bait is cute

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If you wanted one, Mandarin orange.

oh yummy! i guess we could make this a trend unless it already happened

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I don't see why not. It seems pretty harmless.

THANKS.

#myyum

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look away for a second

okay you can look 8ack now

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HEY

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SCAMPERS OFF

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MY YUM!!! #myyum

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MY YUM NOW !! !! !! !! !! !!

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D:<<<

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Did you grow the watermelon?

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yes!!!

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#youryum more like #thattrollsyum

i kind of wish my other friends would get on here but at the same time i think sade and mona would just clog the feed bitching at each other

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it’s like you want to invite some kind of eternal damnation upon us all

i doooont....

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you’ve spoke it into potential existence if it happens all the blame rests on your shoulders eden can’t believe you’d do this smh smh

JEEZ OK please just publicly declare on the cant delete shit website that you dont want our friends on here!!!

as per my last two chits i never actually said that :)

WHY ARE YOU SAYING THINGS LIKE BLAME

well that’s easy because if they do come on here and they do end up bitching forever on the timeline well, you would have been the oracle of delphi here none to blame other than yourself for the spiraling pit they dig themselves and drag us down with them into

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I am inclined to agree with Eden here, it does sound like you don't want them around.

neither of you can seem to pick up a joke 🥲

i will summarily take my leave of absence goodbye

wait do we think phuntr just spilled and tried to make a joke out of it to spare his own feelings

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now i feel kind of bad

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my dry crotch allies are dwindling this is so sad

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#doit

im not going to do it!!!!

Divorced of context, this looks insane.

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Sticking to my guns they're not gonna make me do it.

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Don't worry. I won't fold until he personally hands me a beer. Which he won't do.

why do you have a folding condition??? you could just drink the beer

I don't have a beer to drink. I also don't drink. If he did bring me one, there wouldn't be much else to do with it.

NOT POURING A BEER ON YOUR CROTCH: it is easy quick and free!!!

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this reads like a pobico chitt

oh no whos that

WHY IS ONE OF THEIR MOST RECENT CHITS ABOUT NOT HAVING RABIES

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....What?

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i genuinely do not think i could be clearer about this if i tried

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so annoying! i should not have to do that!!!

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