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jealousy, turning saints into the sea swvimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis but its just the price i pay, destiny is calling me open up my eager eyes, cause im mr. brightside #lyricsposting
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
Thank you! Fashioned after MantaMama! She taught me everything I need to know about life on the waves <3⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
i am selectively social. do not pet!!!
Uhm,,,i'm no Davinki but,,, i did my best,,, @balefulBravo #thedoodler https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/194119c2de28.jpg
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
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~Learn t~O play it I guess~
they pre husked me
woah...
pineapple
“the wise man bowed his head solemnl7 and spoke: ‘theres a(tuall7 zero differen(e between good & bad things. 7ou imbe(ile. 7ou fu(king moron’”
all i could ask for in life is to hug all of my friends at once :)
it is but i should be asleep....
instead of sleeping im watching an octopus learn to play the piano on youtube.... blarg :P
words cant describe how much i don't recommend the current chittr activity are you guys always like this?
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One needs the peoplle I llike to post more. Fill my timelline with ranuncullae rather than roadkill.
Yoou’re poosting things i woouldn’t poost even under toorture
Hm. I d-o-o-n't kn-o-o-w that I like any-o-o-ne en-o-o-ugh t-o-o- engage w t-o-o-day's tl activities.
* #drycrotchnation prevails! heheheh just a silly gaff i made up :]
SEE·THIS·IS·IVST·FVCKING·TRASHY·AT·LEAST·HAVE·A·MERLOT·OR·SOMETHING
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Drinking my coffee and trying not to be horrified by the waste of alcohol happening across the timeline.
I tried to come up with something simple and enjoyable for this one.
://< why are we wasting b33r
Divorced of context, this looks insane.
Sticking to my guns they're not gonna make me do it.
all of u ARE SO EASILY SWAYED OMG
Deserved
beam that makes all the beers getting poured out go onto Phuntr's crotch
love havin a crotch area dats clean and not full of beer rn
my catch phrase tbh. ~_@
It seems to bother ★ lot of you when I show pride in something.
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i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
Ii think the museum itself may just be an ad t.o° be h.o°nesty but I f.o°rgivve it f.o°r this it was s.o° euph.o°ric evevn if Ch.o°ke is n.o°t necessarily my fav.o°rite even .o°ut .o°f cullas https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/6611ed755115.png
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
#watershipdownhours
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
*=_-^ 𝔥ttps://file.garden/aujin6psk2be𝔥wdq/𝔥[]rsle𝔥ard.png t𝔥is is t[][] 𝔥ard ^=_-'
#BFFs #sisters #glubyou #derp #GetYourDerpOn
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
I'm still mad and my 'puter still off, but all I have to say is, and with the dryest intonation possible, "Wow. I am shocked. Who could I have seen this coming?" Okay, bye.
Not enoug)( people bring up t)(at t)(e word 'fin,' can mean 't)(e end.'
=oXO it definitely does happen sometimes i,ve heard of it happening it,s just not super common¡ =oXO
=oXO generally a moirail calms you and a kismesis riles you up so it,s not super duper compatible¡ =oXO
i literally play human video games lol, i've had to kind of adapt to some culture differences to enjoy their stories and whatnot.
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An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
... :(
Just get off my post.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
I'M AT WORK. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAPPEN TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i think a lot of lesbians on here operate under the delusion that just because you're thirst posting as a woman, you aren't actually being off-putting or weird. let me assure you, you are." #truthnuke
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
Goodness... did y'guys know tha' there's apparently around six thousan' species of ladybug on Earth...? I sure didn'...
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If you were a little sapient critter scurrying about through the dogvalleys of fern gully and the pits of fricken no mans land (no bunnys meadow) while an evil dense fog ravaged your homeland... what kind of animal would you be! I think id be like some kind of dearheart little mole. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cf29251e2cc.jpg
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It seems the photorturegrapher decided to go with a candid, rather than any of the photos I actually posed for. #Business #Fashion #WomenInSTEM #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit #NoFilter https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png - MC Oleana
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! fuck yeah man you did it 🔥
↗️BIG RETURNS DELIVERED ON #FISHINGFRIDAY.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2365a48f8415.png ↘️
↘️i am proud.↘️
↗️I AM GOING TO HAVE IT PROCESSED AS A MEMENTO OF THE TIME SPENT FORGING A WARRIOR'S BOND WITH MY BRIGHTEST AND MOST FRESH-OF-AIRED SUPERIOR.↗️
Yeeesh. Why are people so weird about shit all the time
↘️i am considering legal council.↘️
↗️THERE IS ALSO THAT, I JUST DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT.↗️
↘️i like when they are flipping pages next to the microphone.↘️ ↗️OR TAPPING THE ENTER KEY TO TURN THE NEXT GOREGLE SLIDE ON THEIR PROJECTOR.↗️ ↘️it puts me at ease.↘️
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#appledanish
I find it borderline insulting!
omg thank you its nice 2 kno theres still sum heroes left in this world :')
I don't know about "echeladders," but my #fiduspawn do seem invigorated after beating the sludge out of these things. #TGIF #FiduspawnFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e6001adeb30f.png - MC Oleana
btvw if you manage to make this about men youre officially a vworse person than me so keep that in mind
@lilaclagomorph i am screaming at the top of my wwind sacks my gills cannot catch a break https://cdnimgchestcom/files/a8d9509f2d00jpeg
you did not steer me wwrong before howw could i evver refuse this request
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oh my wword oh my glub oh my wword oh my glub oh my wword oh my glub https://cdnimgchestcom/files/84d375547da5wwebp
>•★hehe big brain thinkin when ur sleepy!★•<
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this is what MY team would look like https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0874.jpeg
just goregled that one no fuckin way. where the shell was my head at that i didnt put that beach on my team
i DON'T THINK SO, i THINK THAT IT MATTERS MORE, hOW YOU USE YOUR BEAST, i MEAN, aN oNIX IS REALLY BIG AND LOOKS IMPRESSIVE, bUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MANAGE TO DO A WHOLE LOT, bESIDES BEING HARD, bUT EVEN THEN JUST SOME COLD WATER OR SOMETHING, sOFTENS IT RIGHT UP, i WOULD PREFER SOMETHING WITH MORE VERSATILITY LIKE, tHE sERPERIOR CHOICE MAYBE, iT HAS SPEED, sTAMINA AND, tHE LONGER IT GOES THE MORE POWERFUL, iT GETS WITH ITS cONTRARY ABILITY,
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 second #pokemonsmashorpass grass type edition! <3 for funsies with @lilacLagomorph https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8057d3fcef65.png
:33 < i wish i was born with kittycat ears sometimes! :33 < and not just for aesthetic reasons, im not that simple and silly :33 < a meowbeast can hear frequencies in higher pawctves than your average troll :33 < they can even rotate a hundred eighty degr33s so you dont gotta swivel your head all the time! :33 < which makes it oh so convenient for hunting :33 < but above all… :33 < we would just look so gosh darn cute with kitty ears!! :33 < h33h33!! okay maaaybe id really like kittycat ears for aesthetic purrposes but whos judging X33 #factswithnepeta #meowbeast #cute #lalala
An' herre we have Big Berrtha. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c63e83c0e3c9.jpeg
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 lol i thought we were just doing smash or pass so thats all i did. too lazy to fix it but imma post mine here in a sec
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
i THINK i AM, mY OWN FAVORITE, sELF-LOVE IS, iMPORTANT,
all you fuckers under six feet are noww officially labeled as short sorry i dont make the rules i just enforce em
Tall women are pretty cool I think.
6'6" Tall ladies, I see you. We've got each other and the pains that come with insecure fellas.
iT KIND OF FEELS LIKE, yOU ARE JUST IRRESPONSIBLE, wITH YOUR PAGES AT THIS POINT,
i REALLY LIKED, uSING THE mASQUERAIN LINE, iN IT,
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FINISHED MY TWO CAKES, FEELING QUITE PROUD OF THE RESULTS. STRAWBERRIES AND CHOCOLATE SYRUP TO MAKE THEM FEEL MORE FANCY. [|:^) HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/KJQGU31.PNG #PROUD #BAKING
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observe. my #beetleart. for #beetleweek. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/06/Untitled450_20260406180759.png
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did you guys know that olive garden is kind of awful?
wOW, i REALLY, dID THAT YESTERDAY AND, wE'RE STILL UHH,,, wOW, i GUESS i NEED TO, sET UP SOME APPOINTMENTS, hEH,
((That's not even me trying to make a tgirl New Vegas joke genuinely that was my immediate reaction lol))
wHOA LIKE, tHE dIVIDE FROM, fALLOUT nEW vEGAS?
Like, th'cnidarian?
god forbid a girl have opinions on bugs
that and just.. physical alternian instruments that simply don't have an equivalent on earth. though i think it's more typical to hear alternian-exclusive artists use those, rarely do i hear them in bands that have earth equivalents, and the sounds they make aren't too different from anything a human could simply just digitally produce (though it wouldn't be the same ofc)
All this talk of pizza but are we fuckin with calzones?
did we do pizza takes? pepperoni and pineapple is a combo i adore. alternatively feta, spinach, chicken and good tomatoes. another good one is feta pepperoni onion and hot honey. polarizing, i know.
My h0t take is i d0nt give a shit what y0u guys put 0n y0ur pizza. Every0ne can eat whatever they like.
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pokemon update i have a meowth named after my cat and they look as smart as each other but i dont think he likes perrserker very much
((OOC hey so don't expect any pics of my player with this pokemon play through unless it's unavoidable, i plan on sharing in xharacter jokes about it and sharing some pics but I'm playing my journey, not Roxy's so...um sorry if anyone wanted to see my character they're a nerdy looking wavey pink haired male character with grey eyes? Maybe near the end I'll beat up the league a second time for cash to semi recreate the Roxy of this account my genderfluid goofy goober of a xharacter i relate to alot lol))
D --> At least Legends Z-A brought back the good fashion choices D --> I should probably finish that game at some point https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/149bccfc1b50.png
i love pokemon games where with character customization like thatts me that bitch that just steamrolled ur gym that was ME
concept: your human matesprit pushing her spheres together with her hands, watching your expression with a sly little grin "these...? youre interested in these, y/n...?" you nod guiltily, replacing her hands with your own and rolling your thumbs over her nipples curiously "do you want me to teach you how to play with them?" you nod again, a bit faster this time, the motion causing you both to burst out into happy laughter (tags: Reader/Matesprit, #rankworks, Troll/Human, flushfic, redrom, human nippleplay, inexperienced partner, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
google, show me 10 hours of happy horses doing silly things.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/b1/ba/88b1baad02fbe10489cf396774a442fc.jpg Hippity fuckigg by hoppity
xX My apologies, I'm still new to this social media thing~! ^_^; Xx
oKAY NOW, iS MY PROFILE IMAGE, sTILL COOL?
eridanweek this. eridanweek that. can we get. this kind of. appreciation. for the noble. stag beetle. this. is not a. suggestion.
i'm revising my previ0us chitt. in h0n0r 0f #eridanweek, @cuttlefishCabbalist has picked 0ut new matching 0utfits f0r us. https://i.pinimg.c0m/736x/e7/dc/74/e7dc742ba38db37f19709498272f05b1.jpg https://i.pinimg.c0m/736x/31/4b/cf/314bcf2cf01815134d74372183dff4c3.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/XA0H7Fc.png @imperialistHalcyonite #slickart
:33< thinkin about girls again :33
https://i.imgur.com/LqCVCPv.png @quintessentialSnark #slickart
https://i.imgur.com/zw05v5E.png @naughtyTechnician #slickart
have yOu ever seen a wOman sO beautiful yOu started crying XO
APPEL
FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY TYPED APPLE WHILST EATING AN APPLE, IM SORRY FOR THE APPEL TYPO.
well, i can't argue with that. at least tread carefully. we're pretty fucked up.
Reading through an audiobook of troll clown religion scriptures, this is SO fucking interesting. Only like TWO or so books in. Is the dark carnival… heaven? Or hell? It sounds tiring, to me at least.
asking the real questions here
< ){ i can't really relate to meatposting but, um https://media.istockphoto.com/id/542588842/photo/huge-pile-of-fresh-orange-carrots-at-farmers-market.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=D7TqvuLXIGJ0tjL0kWl5PwCd5i8-HfaE7mMWl83pwhM= }( >
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
a another h human b bug to be j jealous of t this is the 'Hypolycaena Amasa' https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bc/f3/e3/bcf3e32e16df886d827e2f050f0609ea.jpg
im learning way too fucking much about strangers on the internet right now i need a secondary trusted adult
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/72/de/e972de84607a3e87a86c9341c35f9b15.jpg f for the midnight c crew :)
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w woe african w wooly beetle b be upon y ye https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ec/a8/da/eca8dacb28e5afb8e84f61cf25688fcb.jpg
I literally made him with my entire heart and soul and one perigee of my life and exactly one stolen life force and I am hated on like this… fuuuck…
Dude… fuck, yes… https://i.ibb.co/tTfN9Jxm/IMG-5502.jpg
What a bunch of punk2!
I it’s so much fun s seeing all t these different t trolls and an aliens t talking together I I’d never expect it b but here we are
Break is almost over, but managed to get my treats done in the meantime https://files.catbox.moe/lf6j51.png I'm certain the bronzeblood I'm going to will appreciate a little sweet gift #food
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I love when a video game lets me gamble as a little sidequest. Why would I ever want to waste my money on real life slot machines when I can use the ones in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum. They're equally as entertaining but the only cost involved is the cost of one copy of the game.
tHERE ARE SO MANY, wIGGLERS OUT THERE, sPAWNED FROM, mY FRIENDS' LOINS OR, THE LOINS OF OTHERS, tHEN, aDOPTED BY MY FRIENDS, wHICH, mAKES ME REALLY REALLY, rEALLY WANT TO DO MY BEST TO BE, a COOL "UNCLE", tYPE FIGURE, i AM GOING TO, pLAY SOCCER WITH, oNE, aLREADY, sHE SEEMS, sO COOL,
♯most of the ♯people on here are ♯bugs
D --> Girls are very pretty
=( Alright. Here's your next scheduled "Atlans Appearance." Although it seems my selfies have proven to be quite popular, I do hope that something more "professional" is still pleasing enough to my audience. https://files.catbox.moe/ojls20.jpg )
elbow deep in mud, , , found a cool bug , , ,
Don’t 8elieve every well-dressed sphere who calls himself a doctor. I have reason to 8elieve he isn’t even licensed!
Okay. I might be transgender. Ego sum ira Domini.
“Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.” *Excerpt from The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams
[Pull] I can't see a damn thing that white orbs tryin' t' tell. [Trigger]
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
This man is very kind, not many would have the will to un-dig a grave and take the (soon to be) cadaver to a doctor. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a37bb8fedf99.png Ego sum ira Domini.
I THINK I SHO^LD START A NEW TOPIC HERE, THAT BEING: BIRDS. SQ^AWKBEASTS. ALL THAT GOOD SHIT. CHIRP CHIRP CAW TWEEP CHEEP. CAW CAW CAW. SEND YO^R FAVORITE BIRD SO I CAN BE HAPPY PLEASE.
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d dragontail butterfly :) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/ea/e3/f4/eae3f421dd37718dd021917f0a026c47.jpg
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Making homemade cheese
What a scenic location, thank you for sharing. Ego sum ira Domini.
Please use caution when traveling to the Crystal Lakeside. HiveDash does not work and you must catch fish to survive.
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when u hate my chits, this is who ur hatin https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/icons/IMG_6564.png
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it's not even five yet. can we wait until it's five before we hornypost? please. fucking christ. #nsfw
#cu7eness0verl0ad 0n my chi77r feed ugh i l0ve 70 see 7he lusi!!
i THINK THAT SOMETIMES, gETTING TO A BETTER PLACE, tHAT YOU WANT TO, bE AT FEELS LIKE, tWO STEPS FORWARD, aND ONE STEP BACK, oR MAYBE, tHREE STEPS FORWARDS AND, tWO BACK, oR MAYBE oNE BACK, oR, fIVE FORWARDS AND, tHREE BACK, aND, sOMETIMES IT IS EASY TO FEEL LIKE, yOU HAVE MADE IT, aND ARE DONE, sTEPPING, bUT THEN, yOU TRIP OR THERE IS, a ROCK IN THE WAY, aND YOU TRIP, aND SUDDENLY THERE ARE NO, sTEPS, aND YOUR KNEE IS, sCRAPED, aND YOU WONDER, wHAT IT HAS ALL BEEN FOR, aND FEEL LIKE, yOU ARE SUDDENLY, sIX SWEEPS AGAIN, aND,,, wELL, i GUESS THERE REALLY IS NOT, a CURE FOR THAT, bESIDES i GUESS, aCCEPTING, tHAT IT IS SOMETHING THAT CAN HAPPEN, eVEN IF YOU ARE NOT, eXPECTING IT, aHAHA, #INSPIRATION #GROWTH #MYtHOUGHTS #WALKING
@glitterringArrachnids Sørrrry, but my lusus is the ønly perrfect øne. https://cdn.imgchest.cøm/files/034112ceb547.jpg #lusus #lususpics #lususpøsting
be kind 70 her w0rld, here she c0mes! cx Sh0w me 7h0se cu7e lusus pics!!!! #h0rr0r #arachnid #spider #lusus #lususp0s7ing h77p://i.imgur.c0m/0KehJ8q.jpeg
just saw a #babybunny outside #lifeaffirming moment will never go on this website again #outsideonly #beautifuloutside
that is to say i might launch myself head first into my great great grandpappy's tar pit if through some bullfuckery of cosmic levels i have to come face-to-screen with troll doug burgum
downloading the lorax 2012 broke my laptop more than i imagined. send help.
=( Chittr, I believe you are long overdue for one of my #bugs facts. I sincerely apologize for my lack of posting, and hope to salve the emotional wound of my absence with the following morsel: we all know that the humble butterfly is one of the few creatures who prefer to keep their activity to the harsh Alternian daylight, but did you know that it is this exact overbearing sun that "powers" their ability to navigate? The intense UV light activates a protein called cryptochrome 1, which is an essential biological ingredient for their internal magnetic compass. Interesting, is it not? This has been butterfly facts with Atlans. )
#chittrrcønfessiøn I døn't actually hiberrnate as løng as I say. I add an extrra ten nights ørr sø tø just sit arrøund while everryøne thinks I'm still asleep.