Belhop Zelaut
@courtingComic
the bells on my hat ring louder when someone lies~! A HOO HOO~! (◝ ● ◜)
♦ wHat if! OH! just! suppOse! pOnder fOr just a tick-tick-tick! ♣ ♦ let tHat sHriveled tHinknugget Of yOurs cerebrate tHe pOssibility!!! ♣
♦ tOpsy and turving and wHirlings durvying! perHaps a gOOd ligHt nOw, perHaps! OHHHH my, but if Only tHey'd just stOp spinning! a HOO! ;O) HOOOOnk mimimi ♣
⚇ GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ⚇ REMEMBER TO NEVER GET BETTER! ⚇ STAY MAD AT STUPID SHIT! ⚇ RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!!! ⚇ DIE FOR FOREVER!!!!!!!! ⚇
♦ a HOO HOO! gOOd evening, actually!! always get better! be Happy and stupid and cOntrary! Heal yOur relatiOnsHips! live til tHe stars die!! :O) a HOO HOO HOO!! ♣
S[][]ould t[][]ere be concern?
⚇ Sibling I respect the fuck outta you ⚇ Because of our shared clownery ⚇ But thsi is the lamest ⚇ MOST AGGRAVATING ⚇ shit you could've said to me ⚇ And if you were in front of me I'd pop your fuckin' nose in. ⚇
⚇ Rock in my shoe :8( ⚇
... I send my condolences for suc[][] an inconvenience.
⚇ Thank you :8) ⚇
♦ a HOO HOO! nOt my nOse! :O( i Have cOmmitted nO greater carnival sin tHan being cOntrary On tHe internet, im sure! a lessOn fOr us bOtH in cOmedic timing tHen! a bOO HOO HOO HOO! :O( ♣
♦ my my! my HOtel says i must tO leave, fOr “tHe guests are frigHtened” and “tHe fire alarm is nOt a musical instrument” tHis is discriminatiOn against tHe arts ♣
Must you insist on being a menace?
“Motherfucker did I tell you to stop? Never stop, we’re gonna be dancing and drinking the most wicked of elixirs till the next sunset hits. We’re gonna be up in this bitch till the first motherfucker drops, then we know who the messiahs chose to go meet em first.” -Sacrament 3:34 PRAISE BE, MOTHERFUCKERS! NEVER LET THE OBSTACLES OF THE EVERY NIGHT KILL YOUR MIRTH! DRINK UP, AND GET TO IT! #scripture #inspiration
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP! MAY YOUR NIGHT BE MERRY AND YOUR DREAMING BE BLOODTHIRSTY! ⚇
AmEn...
♦ finally back frOm wOrk! wHere i may Have lOst my Hat, my marbles, and pOssibly One sHOe! but! i gained tHree new enemies, glitter in my cervices and a suspiciOus amOunt Of cake~! ♣
🤝🫳👍 thinking of accessorizing a touch future bestieeee? 🃏🤹💈 👏🙌👍 as someone fluent in 𝑮𝑶𝑳𝑫, eeeeeeeveryone's getup could use an accent, just fyi, it is SO in season...hehehehe~!👏🙌👍 🙏🫵🫵 you gggggggggggooooooootta let me have a piddly widdle bit of input, just for funsies!!! promie you won't regret it!!!! 🫵🫵🙏 #Chairministrangling #Networking #ImpromptuInterviewForTheRestOfYourLife #TouchUpAndThenSome #LetMeGetMyHandsOnAHat #ToppestOfTopHats #ALLtheBellsAndWhistles #JesterGestures #AndPossiblyOneShoe #MaybeTwoX2 #APairOfPairs #FunnyBusinessONLY 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
♦ tHOse witH crOwns asked fOr trutH, sO tHe mirrOrs learned tO lie~ wHy dO tHe mOOns lOOk sO nervOus tOnigHt~? a HOO HOO! ♣
♦ my my, tOnigHt tHe masks danced Harder tHan tHeir wearers! tHe greatest triumpH was nOt in music nOr wine, it was cOnvincing an entire rOOm Of mOnsters tHat tHey were merely trOlls in cOstume! i sO dO adOre a well-HOsted catastrOpHe! a HOO HOO! ♣
♦ tHe mOOns lOOked sO lOnely tOnigHt, witH all at tHe masquerade, sO I sang tO it frOm tHe palace rOOf witH my sHOes On tHe wrOng feet and a candle in eacH Hand! SOmetHing in tHe fOrest sang back! a HOO HOO!! ♣
OKAY >8?
♦ tHe bells rang tHirteen times tOnigHt but a gOOd little clOwn bOws anyway! after all a prOper fOOl never argues witH encHanted clOcks! a HOO HOO!! ♣
i sEe nO NeEd fOr mAsKs nO MoRe. I WeAr mY FaCe eVeRy nIgHt. BuT WhO Am i tO KeEp aNoThEr fUcKeR FrOm pArTaKiNg iN A LiTtLe bIt oF DeBaUcHeRy, EvEn bEhInD ThE CoMfOrT Of fAçAdE? mAsK On, Or fUcK It. MaSk oFf. Do wHaT YoU MoThEr fUcKiNg dEsIrE, fAmIlIa. :o) #fAiTh #ViBeS #pArTy2hArDy
♦ tHe HigHwire abOve, sawdust belOw, and raucOus laugHter sOmewHere in between!! tHanks tO everyOne wHO jOined us fOr Our sHOw tOnigHt! a HOO HOO! ♣