

Belhop Zelaut
@courtingComic
the bells on my hat ring louder when someone lies~! A HOO HOO~! (◝ ● ◜)
♦ tHOse witH crOwns asked fOr trutH, sO tHe mirrOrs learned tO lie~ wHy dO tHe mOOns lOOk sO nervOus tOnigHt~? a HOO HOO! ♣
♦ my my, tOnigHt tHe masks danced Harder tHan tHeir wearers! tHe greatest triumpH was nOt in music nOr wine, it was cOnvincing an entire rOOm Of mOnsters tHat tHey were merely trOlls in cOstume! i sO dO adOre a well-HOsted catastrOpHe! a HOO HOO! ♣
♦ tHe mOOns lOOked sO lOnely tOnigHt, witH all at tHe masquerade, sO I sang tO it frOm tHe palace rOOf witH my sHOes On tHe wrOng feet and a candle in eacH Hand! SOmetHing in tHe fOrest sang back! a HOO HOO!! ♣
♦ tHe bells rang tHirteen times tOnigHt but a gOOd little clOwn bOws anyway! after all a prOper fOOl never argues witH encHanted clOcks! a HOO HOO!! ♣
i sEe nO NeEd fOr mAsKs nO MoRe. I WeAr mY FaCe eVeRy nIgHt. BuT WhO Am i tO KeEp aNoThEr fUcKeR FrOm pArTaKiNg iN A LiTtLe bIt oF DeBaUcHeRy, EvEn bEhInD ThE CoMfOrT Of fAçAdE? mAsK On, Or fUcK It. MaSk oFf. Do wHaT YoU MoThEr fUcKiNg dEsIrE, fAmIlIa. :o) #fAiTh #ViBeS #pArTy2hArDy
♦ tHe HigHwire abOve, sawdust belOw, and raucOus laugHter sOmewHere in between!! tHanks tO everyOne wHO jOined us fOr Our sHOw tOnigHt! a HOO HOO! ♣

