Harassment Consort
@naknakGodhead
like my posts ill send you **** pics
if you like this post youre entitled to a special gift that may or may not be relevant to my bio naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak #nsfw #naksafeforwork
what a beautiful morning to not drink coffee for
Adventuring out with @naknakGodhead @turntablefortG @viceroybubblesVsalamancr
why would you post this picture in particular come on
Why WOULDN'T I post this particular picture.
im being harassed for real thats why and after i handed over a spare pair of shades and everything
I find it quite endearing.
ok then let a consort pull on you like that too and post it
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this was such a fun outing. its not my fault dad doesnt believe in belts
I tried to warn him. He says you'd do the same to me, though.
i could never! you were wearing a dress id have nothing to tug down
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consort tip: most consorts are immune to lycanthropy by default but through alchemy their physiology can be freely altered. if you want an army of iguanawolves your only limit is your imagination
consort tip: through the course of your sburb adventure you may encounter random events ranging from rare enemies to unique loot. these will not spawn until 72 hours into the game so as long as you dont try to beat the whole thing in one day youre in for a treat
i feel personally targeted
you should be
@geodeGardener getting mixed messages from you liking and hating my chitts
i had a pretty good track record of deaths up until those eldritch monsters invaded. i have no feasible way of tracking how many times they got me before i got saved nak nak nak nak nak nak nak i must have had like 3 deaths to my name before that
or my lack of a name at least
out of all the things that reset for us at at the start of every day im glad our memory isnt one of them. if i was forced into an adam sandler movie i think id disintegrate myself
at least its not a nic cage movie
You're going to have to pry that money from the Sandler himself my crocodile pal
pffh.
god nak it i wish consorts could use weapons
So what happens if I hand you a glock?
i can carry it and put it down. or i can captchalogue it can alchemize it into a bunch of other cool things. i just cant shoot it
That sucks man they should've given you the power to use weapons, I'd trust you
youre tellin me. the things id do with an echeladder and a strife deck
I'm sorry I don't even have either and can use weapons.
then youre weird
time to do my morning nap under a heat lamp
a nakky morning to all who celebrate
thanks for always reading my posts whether you wanted to or not everybody
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Celebrating #NakadileDay
I can alchemize one for you too, if you want.
:33< purrlease!!!
Sent.
cute! can you make me one too?
Already ahead of you. <>
yay! thank you!!! <>
:33< h33 h33 h33 thank mew rose!!!
i love you
I love you too.
man i cant walk around in this ill wear it when no ones looking ok
today im celebrating nakkadile day. i celebrate by being a nakkadile for 364 days in a row
Oh, yay!
what if there was a program that used facial recognition as a password but you have to make a certain expression to unlock your computer. like closing one eye and sticking your tongue out or something
consorts dont have an inherent sense of self preservation. well just keep running into walls unless we make the conscious recognition that we should probably stop doing this since it hurts nak nak nak nak nak
there are many times im thankful to not be a sprite. being burdened by so much knowledge and responsibility is a weight id hate to carry. it would be nice to shoot a laser sometimes though
Do you need a code for a laser gun?
no i have plenty of laser guns that one seadweller guy used naknaknak but i cant use any of them without a strife specibus. thats besides the point though since i wanna be able to shoot it from my hands
i dont even technically need money anymore but im still gonna ask all my dads for more every chance i get
did you clean your room
um. yes
lying puts you in the red im afraid now you owe me money
actually being in the red is a consort phrase and it means being positive so you owe me money again by that logic nak nak nak nak nak
you didnt clean your room i think we just cut even
anything for my deadbeat dad to get out of paying his son after he crashed the economy and made us all homeless naknaknaknaknak wheres your sense of morality!!!
arent you living in the old apartment you know how much cool stuff is left in there besides is it really my fault you cant do math
no i dont live in that one. my heros favorite consort lives in that one. ive got my own. dont think ill ignore the way you pass off responsibility for tanking so many livelihoods! giving back to the community is just one of many ways for you to repent
oh my god fine ill wire you uh ten boonbucks
thanks dad!
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:)
true
i wonder what i should eat today. a burger with buns made of jumbo shrimp? a hot dog but the dog is a long gyoza? spaghetti calimari? nak nak nak nak nak nak nak too many options
not enough options
All of the above.
right as always. thank you rose
youre not wrong. i should invent more foods
im glad my hero hasnt figured out to alchemize naks with any trolls. i cant imagine seeing a bunch of crocs running around with horns