Harassment Consort
@naknakGodhead
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if you like this post youre entitled to a special gift that may or may not be relevant to my bio naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak #nsfw #naksafeforwork
consort tip: during the course of your sburb adventure you may encounter alternate timeline versions of yourself. dont try to figure out who the doomed one is. it might be you! just go with the flow and everything will work out probably
my hero found a way to inject background music onto the planet. i hear snoop dog everywhere i walk now...
consort tip: interdimensional travel can be achieved through various means! the go to for sburb is equipment but you can also use magic if you have the affinity for it. ask your local consort sprite or eldritch horror for details
consort tip: marriage doesnt technically exist on LOHAC. there are rare cases in which one will attach a mate for life but theres no formal ceremony! were all game constructs so its outside our programming
consort tip: every time you kill a consort you earn one negative karma. no one knows what happens if this accumulates too much but eridan killed a lot of his and well you all know what happened to him
What if said consort is trying to steal something from me? Or worse yet, trying to kill me themselves?
:33 < i hunt consorts all nya time! :33 < nyo negative karma here :33
if you cant fend off a consort without killing it then theres no hope for you unfortunately
I mostly just punt them away with a tentacle. Whether they survive or not, is not for me to know.
:33 < i'm already there :33 < so fucking suck it nak nak
:33 < fucking delicious
consort tip: be on the lookout for traps when delving suspicious dungeons. be on the lookout when delving normal dungeons too
consort tip: some imps are weak but some imps are really strong! to account for this, always attack an imp with every ounce of your full strength every time
this feels mean!
they make great chew toys to shake around :)
i hear your concerns loud and clear. i see where youre coming from and can totally understand why someone would have a problem with my tips. heres the thing though: its not. im right
im so good at getting things im also a whole ass dragon who LOVES to rip and tear flesh into pieces :)
whoa! a real dragon?? like with the flying and fire breathing and everything??
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DO3S 1T H4V3 TO B3 M1N3 >:?
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:33< kissing mewre tummy betpurr!!!
TH4NK YOU… 1 W1LL NOW PURCH4S3 1000000 VBUCKS ON FORTN1T3 YOU B1G LOS3R!!! >:]
·₊˚☄ I hope you enjoy them, Terezi Pyrope. If there is anything else I can do to aid you, do not hesitate to call. ☆彡
WHY WOULD YOU B3 SO M34N 4ND RUD3 TO M3 >:[
1T DO3SNT R34LLY H4V3 TO B3 1 M34N 1F YOU H4PP3N TO H4V3 SOM3BODY 3LS3S C4RD 11111 WOULDNT B3 ON3 TO JUDG3!!
TH4NK YOU FOR COM1NG 1N MY T1M3 OF N33D
:33< but of course purrezi what are furiends fur!
consort tip: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
consort tip: some consorts carry TREASURE MAPS that can lead heroes to DIVINE BOONS. talk to all of them. some consorts also carry FAKE MAPS that can lead heroes to their CERTAIN DOOM. good luck!
hmm. doom maps. myhouse.wad...
:33< all the locations furom which set of maps?
all the locations of interest on the planet. from the statue of time to the beat mesa. and the weird new places my hero made since corrupting the place
:33< facinyating!
if you visit ill actually guide you to useful places! instead of tricking you and trapping you in a pit or something like i usually do
:33< can it be a sexy pit? :33< #nsfw #suggestive
oh sure we have a lot of pits like that. i wont say their names on a public forum though naknaknaknaknak ill tell you that in person
:33< sounds good to meow ;33c
consort tip: visit your local consort to purchase wares and services! we deserve your money more than you do!
sometimes i think people dont take the age in my profile seriously. to be fair neither do i since time doesnt work right here nak nak nak i can assure you im much older than i seem
horses always get into places they shouldnt. like sburb, apparently
consort tip: risk your mortality seeking the god tiers. if you fail and end up perma gone, were you even worth keeping alive?
consort tip: certain actions can actually unlock fraymotifs! hug every consort you see naknaknaknaknaknaknak
hm. well hugging casey works out!
OH II AM SORRY FOR IIMPOSIING II WIISH ALL THE HEROES A VERY NIICE HUGGIING CONSORT
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i giv hug
BUT II AM NOT ONE OF THE HEROES IIT WOULD BE VERY IINAPPROPRIIATE OF ME TO COLLECT AN ACHIIEVEMENT THAT IIS MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE UM II THIINK THERE ARE OTHER LIIFEFORMS THAT WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A HUG
OH
THANK YOU VERY MUCH THAT IIS VERY SWEET OF YOU II AM RETURNIING THE DIIGIITAL HUG
hug anyway ;3
YAAAAYYY
consort tip: check under rocks for a hidden treasure or perhaps a bug
this is a great tip i like this one
X Valuable wisdom right here x
Ɏ i'm a-a-alwa-a-ays sa-a-aying this. rechitt. Ɏ
[|87 :: 1f you are really lucky you m;ght even f;nd several bugs.
II HAVE NOT DONE THIIS FOR A VERY LONG TIIME II WIILL ENDEAVOR TO DO THAT ACTIIVIITY TODAY THANK YOU
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consort tip: remember to live
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE TIP >83
I WOU/DNT CA// MYSSE/F A HERO BUT ASSSSUMING YOU ARE I THANK YOU >83
THIIS IIS A VERY HELPFUL TIIP THANK YOU FOR SHARIING IIT
a troll that speaks completely normally but all their sentences are way too long and theres no punctuation so everything they say runs for a mile and every extended sentence ends with by fall out boy
remember heroes! if you need help on your quest always look to your local consorts naknaknaknaknaknak we will offer you important advice and sometimes gifts!