♣ mediated by @naknakGodhead

Not this time, haha!
GIRL BULGE FUCKING BOY PUSSY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK STRIDER IS ALWAYS RAMBLING ABOUT #NSFW

Fate worse than death, you have been in happy gilmore 5, 6, and 8 (they skipped 7 for some reason). Weird that they decided to include you as the most important plot point in three of them, all kind of the same each time.

my fuckin ears.

clean your room i know for a fact i left it a mess yall aint much better either

dont listen to them their room is a mess

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i believe people know "players are smoking build grist" but have you heard of the sequel "consorts are tripping balls off of expired perfectly generic objects"? #substances

reach f0r the 0fficers gun #lifeadvice
why do guysh alwaysh look sho confush3d wh3n i pull mai wall3t, palmhushk, and k3ysh out of mai cl3avag3?
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚...Perhaps, I should also put on a shirt.

im gonna poke u! X3

Hi, don’t do this!
Now, Don't Make Me Get The Butter Sock.ᛝ

MEAN???????

Honest question.

thanks my child

evweryone secretly wvants to be me, you just dont knovw it or wvont admit it. #deepthoughts

3> I hate dogs, and I have a burning hatred for Jade Harley, but not in a kismesist way. I wouldn't want to kiss her ugly buckteeth, anyways. <3

you're a dragon tho! your tail is probably huge








