GOATlux Captor
@telekineticArmageddon
he/him. please do n0t make me go 0utside. what if i like bedrotting? i have a fucking harem atp ig: <3 aradia megid0 <> feferi peixes+jane crocker+@gall0wsCalibrator1433 <3< karkat vantas+r0se lalonde
#nsfw this is NOT a skill issue, its just that whenever i see guill0tina i become irrepressibly h0rny and lose all my mind for tactics.
whats the syntax for making text show up as a tag/embed but n0t in the text of the chitt itself? i forg0r.
#nsfw sometimes i w0nder if im missing out by n0t bott0ming. then i see how s0me of y0u actin, and i immediately go back tw0 enjoying my unb0thered top-0nly life.
no no you gotta try it its so peak
#nsfw #nsfwe just the feeling of having someone inside you pounding against you while you wail in pleasure and agony at having been dominated is just so euphoric
but im a switch. if im getting dommed its s0meone making me use my awes0me forked t0ngue or my fat dual bulges tw0 please them. i dont need my n0ok tw0 do that.
#nsfw so the dual bulge thing is true? hot. but also yeah like if you really don't want to you don't have to but IMHO you really are missin out
so it turns 0ut those times when i start buzzing ar0und trying two get as much d0ne as i can is not "l0cking in", those are actually called "manic epis0des" and theyre bad. press f in the chat for me.
f.
trolls wh0 wont date humans and vice versa baffle me. youre seri0usly going tw0 pass on all this just because she has skin instead of chitin? y0u deny your weap0n its porp0ise. boz0. #nsfw [A selfie of a blushing Jane in lacy blue underwear, pouting down at Sollux. He's kneeling down, grabbing a handful of her chubby tummy & smushing his cheek against it, and throwing up a sideways peace sign. His fangs are bared in a grin and his forked tongue hangs out devilishly.]
sorry yall id j0in in the #bulgeposting mfers like tw0 do ar0und here but its hard two get a g0od perspective with all these FAT BIITCHE2 in the way. #nsfw
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Bro... You can't call them fat bitches... #FatBeauties
lousy g0ddamn stupid headaches. now i have twp lay in bed all day and get fuckall done.
forget my stupid quirk bro idec if its uncomfortable. i deserve it for staying up too late and passing out. fucking idiot. didnt even eat enough so now im starving too. FUCK this shit man.
all right now back tw0 being an asshole. psa: whatever gimmick acc0unt youve made 0r are thinking of making, it is n0t fucking funny. nob0dy likes having their notificati0ns spammed with your little catchphrase, or your c0nstant reacts, or whatever the fuck. just interact with every0ne like a person.
1 TH1NK 1 KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T TH1S 1S 4BOUT 4ND Y34H.
ty bbygirl you always get me. its n0t specifically about that but that pr0mpted it.
Actually I find the insinuati9n that a 'gimmick' (TW: #pej9rativeLanguage #sweepingGeneralizati9ns) acc9unt cann9t interact 'like a pers9n' is pretty insensitive. Firstly as every9ne is entitled t9 self-expressi9n in whatever f9rm it may take pr9vided they are n9t hurting an9ne, and sec9ndly 6ecause y9u al9ne d9 n9t get t9 determine what 'acting like a pers9n' entails. N9t even g9ing int9 the fact that 'n9t 6eing a pers9n' sh9uld n9t 6e seen as a disparaging statement; please check y9ur privilege as s9me69dy that d9es p9ssess pers9nh99d. In the event 9ne 9f these acc9unts trespasses up9n y9ur 69undaries, there are t99ls at y9ur disp9sal f9r assisting with this (including #dial9gue #reas9nedDe6ate #6l9cking) t9 ensure it d9es n9t happen again. T99ls which d9 n9t inv9lve spreading hate.
i was going tw0 say "normal pers0n" but i thought this WAS the n0nproblematic way 0f saying it. gdi.
That's 9kay. We can always d9 6etter. N9t every9ne can 6e fully appraised 9f the plight 9f #n9n-pers9ns.
Thank y9u. This is all I ask, and I am grateful that y9u are trying.
man imma be honest i was mostly trying tw0 avoid an0ther lecture and then you said s0mething thats actually really nice and now i d0 legit feel bad.
Well. Feeling 6ad is a sign that we have d9ne wr9ng, and that we feel guilt f9r it. The feelings are negative, 6ut are a sign that y9u are c9nsci9us 9f the harm y9u can d9, and that y9u kn9w y9u sh9uld av9id it - which is p9sitive. The 9nly thing we can d9 is try. And, t9gether, we must try t9 f9rge a reality in which we treat each 9ther with kindness, fairness, and understanding. In the aim 9f av9iding harm, and av9iding #pr96lematics. If y9u're curi9us a69ut m9re I c9uld add y9u t9 my mailing list, such that y9u are 9ne 9f the first t9 6e n9tified when my essays 9n such su6ject matters are pu6lished.
as long as im being all s0ft and mushy, i want two say s0mething two any mitw0nas out there, just in general: s0rry in advance for being a b0nebulge. and about the times ive d0ne so in the past. i d0nt hate you or whatever. its just pairing a guy wh0 gets headaches and mo0d swings with a guy with verbal tics and issues with contr0lling his voice d0esnt always go well. n0thing personal bro. glhf with everything.
ok 0k im co0l. im co0l. lock the FUCK in br0.
3V3RYTH1NG OK4Y?
<> GOOD LUCK
resisting the urge two grab d&d players by the sh0ulders and scream "TRY ANOTHER SYSTEM, YOU D0NT HAVE TWO SWITCH, JUST TRY IT".
:33< and whats mewre charisma bonus?
:33< so if mere purrficient in it then mew add mewr purrficiency bonus to it which is depurrmeowned by level :33< othpurrwise mew just add mewre raw charisma stat to it :33< so fur exampurr if mewre charisma stat was 16 it would be +3
:33< okay if mewre level 10 ish mewr purrficency bonus is +4
:33< okay with a 23 mew successfurly clawnvince the kitty to try a mew system
:33< the kitty will be batting the dice around but she does that with dnd anyaways so thats nyat abnormal
#nsfw in case any of y0u freaks feel like hearing about my sex life, i present with0ut further ado: H0W MY PARTNERS REACT TWO GETTING EATEN 0UT (i have all of these pe0ples permission tw0 post this inf0 publicly. they are all precious tw0 me and that is not diminished by me p0sting about g0ing down 0n them.) aa: LOVES sitting 0n my face which i am eternally thankful for. i t0ld her once i might suff0cate under allat as a joke and she said that made her really happy s0 we take those. basically starts b0uncing on it after a while, which is both cute and makes it clap. g0d, she's perfect. horr0rterrors 0r universe or whatever, i kn0w i curse you a l0t but you c0oked when y0u bound 0ur fates twogether. i h0pe her hand will never leave mine and her no0k will never leave my face. a-fucking-men. ff: getting a go0d positi0n can be hard because shes WAY taller, but this much thickness is worth it. she clearly wants tw0 talk and encourage me, but always gets tw0 EXCIT-------ED and can only say the beginnings 0f words before she makes some 0ther sound, s0 she just ends up doing this h0rny babbling thing and its fucking adorable. pets me and gently m0ves my hands where she wants me two gr0pe. and she squirts so much its like im....DR0WNING in it 😎. s tier. janey: she always acts like its the first time its happened. dat forked tongue th0 ayyyy lmao. lots 0f gasping and big wide eyes, frantically grabbing my hair and holding me there, squeezing me with her thighs, etc. after a c0uple times she has two ask for a break and we jam f0r a little longer bef0re i dive back in there. then she always has this deer-in-the-headlights lo0k when we finish, and when i tease her, she pouts and sh0ves me intwo her chest because shes str0nger than me. tz: REALLY grabby. i always have claw marks afterward. vitally: DOES N0T SHAVE. if that scares you, get the fuck 0ff my post. i am brave and i will delve intwo that rainf0rest like theres ancient treasure in there. i like two keep g0ing after she cums and see how l0ud she gets. squirter and a screamer. love her. kk: likes tw0 be bent over which 0bviously i l0ve. squeezing and spanking his ass and pulling out the claws when he gets bitchy? and hes all angry-shy about it s0 he shoves his face in a pill0w but it cant fully muffle his sounds? peak. before i get him tw0 that point hell usually complain ab0ut something, but biting his thighs shuts him up reeeeeal quick. rose: keeps her p0ise up almost the whole time, and usually does s0mething else like reading while im doing it. 0nly towards the end d0es she get a little red-faced and louder than she meant tw0, which is always really endearing. she mostly has me d0 it as a punishment for when i l0se something, but of c0urse making my woman cum is NEVER work, and she kn0ws it. so i think she just d0es it so i get two make her feel g0od which i am happy tw0 do even when she d0es her snarky horseshit. she tries two give p0inters/criticism on my technique, but shes clearly pretty happy with it, so it d0esnt really work. and then i get that smug grin that you 0nly get from 0ne-upping your kismesis. just a satisfying back-and-forth experience which is ab0ut all you can ask f0r with blackrom.
ok the lisp is helping me get a handle 0n shit but two quirks at 0nce while thematically appropriate kinda messes with my fl0w. i will do it 0nly DURING therapy. thank you f0r your attenti0n two this matter.
thiinkiing about gap m0e. liike ye2 there2 the obvii0u2 wiith @gallow2Caliibrator#1433 where iit2 all "0h ii made the tough bada22 giirl flu2tered, niice". but then kk ha2 hii2 thiing of beiing a giiant fucka22 wh0 actually love2 everyone, and that ju2t warm2 my.bl0odpumper. and ii gue22 ii d0 that two, 2o 20mebody pr0bably fiind2 that endeariing. and weiirdly iit2 kiind of c0mmon iin human2 a2 well. 0r the one2 ii know anyway. r02e and janey both 2eem 20 2triict and no-n0n2en2e, and then theyre all 2iilly and dorky underneath. r02e ii2 alway2 tryiing two p0ke and prod at you, but 2he2 really gentle. and janey alway2 2eem2 tw0 be tryiing two whiip me iintw0 2hape. but then you hear her laugh and iit2 the cute2t thiing iin the w0rld. or there wa2 thii2 0ne tiime 2he wa2 watchiing me play thii2 murder my2tery game. and ii had played before 2o ii knew what w0uld happen. and 2he had iit fiigured out WAY bef0re ii diid when ii fiir2t played. we got tw0 the biig reveal of chapter 4, the really c0nvoluted 0ne, and 2he got the biigge2t 2miile 0n her face and 2aiid "II knew iit! :B" iin that adorable accent 2he ha2. ii thiink iit2 called tran2atlantiic 0r 2omethiing. t0p ten moment2 iin my liife 20 far tbh. anyway. ju2t thiinkiing abt my partner2, iign0re me.
im not reading that
but good for you
or sorry that happened
OH. TH3R3'S 4 T3RM FOR 1T?
2o wh0 here play2/know2 anythiing ab0ut lancer? the ttrpg not whatever else y0ure thiinkiing of.
ohh!! yeah!! i started a campaign but it never really got to conclude…
de2perately need a beautiiful fat lady tank wiith a giiant weapon tw0 protect me whiile ii 2liing cur2e2 and t0ss her buff2.
my doct0r (wow that ii2 weird byt also way m0re conveniient) 2ugge2ted ii try the lii2p agaiin 0n purpose a2 liike a therapeutic exercii2e. giving it a sh0t.
:33< still cute on mew aftpurr all this time
:33< nyoooooo h33h33h33
:33< mmewre supurr cute supurreme sorry i dont make the rules!!!
i did warn yall id get pathetic. @gallowsCalibrator#1433 *grabby hands.*
WH4T'S UP?
lo0k how pitiful im being, begging f0r your attention in public. y0u should dr0p some moirail acti0n on me.
TH4T *1S* V3RY P4TH3T1C. UNFORTUN4T3LY 1M 4T TH3 M4SQU3R4D3 R1GHT NOW- 1 C4N ST3P OUT FOR 4 C4LL OR T3XT YOU?
<> 1F YOU'R3 SUR3, B4B3.
chat, is it healthy two 0PTIIC BLA2T a mfer? especially if they did something really h0rrible two y0u? were supposed tw0 be better than that now that were 0n earth c, but this HUGE BITCH keeps playing with me. #vagueposting #n0treallytbh
no 0ffense np but idk if youre the best bar0meter for whats healthy. i l0ok tw0 you for whats fun.
1000% BL4ST TH3M 4W4Y !!!
ugh. yet again, other me is m0re level-headed and dare i say based. youre c0rrect. i dont want tw0 start shit, so ill h0ld off. d0 smth else that calms me down.
0r come up with an alibi
ohhh s0 YOU can g0 on MY p0sts no pr0blem, i see. *half-see.
PROB4BLY H34LTH13R TO 4T L34ST T4LK 4BOUT 1T W1TH SOM3ON3 F1RST.
yeah, i just needed some0ne two talk me 0ut of it. might call up janey for a jam if y0ure co0l w that.
OF COURS3. L3T M3 KNOW 1F SH3'S NOT FR33.
:33< well my moral clawmpus is in the toilet and my self care is in the sewpurrs... so thats fur!
yknow i used tw0 half-joke that tr0ll sir mix-a-lot was my ancest0r. both f0r obvious reas0ns and because "i wanna take you h0me and, uh, double up, uh, uh"? come the fuck 0n dude thats literally me. #nsfw #suggestive