GOATlux Captor
@telekineticArmageddon
(weakly holding up a fist, shaking): we 0utside. but we'd rather be gaming. he/him. check pinned and direct any further inquiries two y0ur ass.
attention virgins. given that i have recently bagged a cat baddie, my bi0 can no l0nger fit the copi0us amounts of ass i am swimming in 0n a nightly basis. as such, im pinning this so yall kn0w whats what. my partners are: <3 @lilShitpeta <> feferi peixes, terezi pyrope, jane cr0cker <3< rose lal0nde, karkat vantas -aradia megido (we say matesprits for simplicitys sake but our love is more c0mplicated than that, quadrants are helpful but not the end-all-be-all and trying tw0 fit every relationship intw0 one is a f0ols errand) im als0 not 0NLY attracted two these versi0ns of them. if y0ure a kk youre my best friend and i hate y0u, if youre tz y0ure still my friend who always supp0rted me since we were young, if y0ure a janey whos g0ing down a bad path i still see everything i pity ab0ut you, etc. d0es the class have any questions?
(y0u won’t always get it right life goes 0n you still have time tw0 live it long) believe me, i'm trying, but i’m weak, i’m weak, i’m weak make me s0meone str0nger week, by week, by week feed each other’s hunger week, by week, by week (0h, i know i'm so weak) i can’t last an0ther week i’ll be weak for y0u
@lilShitpeta us. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2e8679142d37.gif
:33< t33h33 yeah
nice thing tw0 wake up two, huh?
:33< yeah it was h33h33 :33
<3
we sh0uld optiic bla2t pe0ple who say transandr0phobic shit. 0k more accurately *I* will d0 that but anyone wh0 wants two c0ntribute their energy two my beam attack can d0 so.
the fuck ii2 goiing on now?
im just speaking generally.
oh thank god ii thought 2omeone wa2 poppiing off.
yo. any zahhaks 0ut there working 0n some difficult r0botics pr0ject, hmu. i want two see s0mething.
i g0t a question f0r @lilShitpeta since its still #megidomonday where i am. *ta pats his lap.*
:33< *the mighty huntress hops into mewr lap* :33< yeaaaaaaaaaaaah??
*the pr0grammer scritches at ls' scalp with his claws but not en0ugh two hurt.* n0t that it matters, but what quadrant do y0u have aa and i in? im curious.
:33< vacillating flushed and pale
fair en0ugh. *the programmer releases y0u from his petting grip.*
:33< purr :33
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90b4f7f601e8.jpg
FUCKING HELL.
am i wr0ng?
NO, BUT I WON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT IT.
o0o0h scary eldritch bullshit on the tl. weaklings. n0thing the king in yellow can c0njure up is worse than what my 0wn head does tw0 me every day.
king in yellow is right because he sucks my bonebulges and gargles my piss.
https://media.tenor.com/9Zy11UODjIQAAAAM/how-you-felt-how-they-felt.gif this u
sure.
｢𝖒𝖞 𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘... 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖊...｣
damn, ffs been all over me lately. i sh0uld have psychotic breaks m0re often ehehe.
its weird seeing another y0u who still has th0se qualities you havent had tw0 make use of in a while. it d0es feel kind of g0od tw0 get REALLY frustrated about s0mething, but now im w0ndering if i even still can. maybe rando chittr me is just better at being s0llux.
sOuNdS LiKe yEr kIs aIn't pIsSiNg yOu oFf eNoUgH MaN
ugh. the only reas0n i care about whether 0r not im going s0ft is that i just have so much time n0w two think 0n things i never did before. at any rate y0ure right and i should g0 get kk two bitch at me ab0ut something.
nOtHiNg wRoNg wItH GeTtIn sOfT, nO BoDy sHoUlD StAy tHe sAmE FoReVeR DuDe. (o:
if i run intwo 0ne more du0 of a tank and her cutesy healer bf wh0 cant stop making g0o-g0o ganderbulbs at each 0ther long en0ugh two get 0n the fucking point im crashing 0ut and taking the whole server d0wn with me.
medic bf instead of medic gf? #noticed #woke #notmisogynistic
that way was more c0mmon 0n alternia. ig some 0f that is still present in earth-c trolls, alth0ugh obvi0usly not 100% 0f the time. as a squishy mage bf myself i understand the urge two be backline supp0rt for y0ur girl but other pe0ple need heals two.
felt.
(THIS WHOLE TIME I FORGOT NON-LISPING SOLLUX USES APOSTROPHES 😭)
(I've actually messed it up 3 separate ways -this, which he doesn't do when he has his lisp but starts doing so after his death -he starts alternating with a 0, not with o (ultimate wifeguy) -his alternating continues between messages and don't 'reset" back to 0 if he used it last and ofc i tossed the twos back in just for fun forgive me sollux im doing my best orz )
fucking headache days, man. make it stop.
EAT AN EDIBLE?
vwell yeah, if youre eating it i sure hope its edible?
FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT IT, I GOT A HEADACHE AS WELL.
DON'T PATRONIZE ME AMPORA, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
makes it worse on purpose.
yo, @lilShitpeta. when am i adding y0u two The P0st.
:33< what post?
this one. https://chittr.ing/profile/telekineticArmageddon/eb998642-d2b5-4a7c-8210-1238ab3091bf
:33< whenefur mew want i dont care :33
i mean i need tw0 figure out what tw0 put, obvi0usly.
:33< thats fine by meow ;33c
maybe i should yap ab0ut alternian gaming trash talk next. id just be tossing it intw0 the void anyway because this hellsite be fucking illiterate but why n0t i guess.
ok f0r #moirailm0nday were #janeposting. im sh0cked more s0lluxes and janes havent ended up twogether. maybe s0me propaganda can change that. any0ne who thinks humans cant d0 quadrants is a dro0ling simpleton, because this w0man adapts two m0irallegiance like its as easy as breathing. shes spunky and doesnt take shit fr0m anyone, so she can whip me intw0 shape when i dont want tw0 do anything but r0t. shes intelligent and logical, s0 she can ground me when im spiraling. shes PAINFULLY THICC. a l0t of pe0ple im with are really kind and exuberant. and janey is two, but shes als0 level-headed enough that she never 0verwhelms me. around her, i just feel like theres n0thing two worry ab0ut. and though shes very capable herself, its easy for me tw0 be a go0d moirail tw0 her. she gets so d0wn on herself s0metimes and thinks that her deep dark thoughts make her evil and undeserving. were very different pe0ple, but we know exactly h0w two help each 0ther because we go thr0ugh the same things. so if y0ure a jane crocker wh0s lost and d0ing shady shit, i still think youre n0t a bad person. y0u just might need a little help getting off that r0ad. im not in the business 0f judging anyone 0n their morals, anyway. so be y0urself, janey, because despite what you think, y0ure not plain at all. y0ure the sweetest honeycake ive ever tasted.
ill co0k something up f0r #moirailm0nday, but first, sleep.
shawty in my ear saying all the things that i wanna hear (buzzin) and as the night ends imma have her and get all her friends (buzzin) okay, hands in the air fr0m the back two the fr0nt, everywhere (buzzin) throwin out 20s throwin 0ut hunnids ladies gotta love it MAN I FEEL LIKE M0NEEEEEY theyre attracted two me they come ar0und like honey cuz im fly like a bee man i got em all buzzin-buzzin-buzzin-buzzin like da-da-da-da-da-da-da man i g0t the world buzzin-buzzin-buzzin-buzzin like da-da-da-da-da-da-da
is the bee m0tif cliche? maybe. but the song is a classic s0 idc deal with it.
#aaposting us frfr. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/737a021cc5d5.jpg
im actually getting decent at this rolepurrlay thing. any nps, try me.
uh, ok. *ta uses his psii0niics two keep the yarn held in the air in fr0nt of him and bats it back and f0rth.*
*AC's eyes go wide and she can't help but waggle her tail and pounce on the yarn!!*
*ta is knocked 0ff balance.* fucking OW. i was using that.
:33 < Daw I'm sorry
i actually tried d0ing that with some yarn irl and l0wkey it did feel kinda go0d.
:33 < OMG!! H33h33h33!!! :33 < Isn't it clawsome??
yeah it sort 0f procs that thing that makes y0ur pan feel go0d when you t0uch something pleasant. like a cattrolls head. *ta 0ffurs two express his gratitude with petting.*
:33 < *Miss Muckrake offers her furry head fur a petting, purring!*
*s0llux steadily pets her. he might even smile a little when she purrs.*
:33< and daily
any tops in the chat? have y0u ever been in a top4t0p relationship and if s0 how d0 you deal with that. im having th0ughts and also d0ubts. edit: im not IN 0ne im just thinking about it.
AND YOU THINK I DO???
sorry, all i can see is "mgnfjdnsksjsiks sto0o0o0p 🥺".
YOU CANT SEE AT ALL.
bitch what do y0u think the alternating 0s mean.
:33 < purrsonally. :33 < if someone wants to top me i furry rarely let them :33 < mew gotta wrestle me fur the top >:33
go0d intel.
NOTHING, JACKASS. IT MEANS NOTHING TO ME, I CAN CARELESS.
fucking hell. MY FEFERI CAME BACK TWO LIFE AND HEALED 0NE OF MY EYES. I CAN SEE 0UT OF 0NE OF THEM.
THEN I CAN POKE ONE OF THEM, GOOD.
fucking 0w.