GOATlux Captor
@telekineticArmageddon
he/him. please do n0t make me go 0utside. what if i like bedrotting? i have a fucking harem atp ig: <3 aradia megid0 <> feferi peixes+jane crocker+@gall0wsCalibrator1433 <3< karkat vantas+r0se lalonde
holy shit. h0ly shit. holy shit. listen r0se was talking about glitch hunting and that made me think tw0 check my game camera and THERE IT IS. *Footage of a still-looking patch of woods. A few seconds in, a red circle highlights a dark silhouette moving through the trees farthest from the camera.* i TOLD yall cryptids were real.
THIS IS SO MAJOR. years of believing in the shadow yeti are finally paying off! i can't believe this. i need to sit down.
j0hn egbert being based, you l0ve two see it.
i am so stoked about this that i won't even derail the whole thing by asking "based on what?" right now.
next mfer two call me s0lluxander is getting the optiic bla2t and i am n0t joking. thats not my fucking name. its incredibly stupid and it d0esnt even fit alternian naming conventions. my ACTUAL name essentially translates tw0 fucking SUNLIGHT CATCHER, which is AWESOME. and y0u KNOW some bitchass vi0let who d0esnt go ab0ve the surface is going tw0 call me that in the replies like theyre clever. youre actually six. blow me.
hey buddy. makiing a 2cene about iit ii2 ju2t goiing two make u2 look iincrediibly 2oft. youre better off ju2t iignoriing iit becau2e evokiing a reactiion ii2 exactly what they want.
solluxander translates to sunlight catcher dope af camilton you didnt have to say all that in a reedy ass libertarian voice though fountainheadass
Did you just reference a book without illustrations occupying a third of its contents? A book over a hundred pages in voluminous length? A portmanteau of its title and purpose? Dave, I am crying, I am so proud of you.
woah slow the fuck down i never said i read it
i know, but i felt i needed tw0 vent. my apol0gies two the s0llux council.
what?
reading the words explains the words chumpass
the idea 0f an actual sollux c0uncil getting ANYTHING done is hilari0us tho.
we 2iit around and argue wiith our2elve2 and then go back two playiing on our computer.
i should eat s0mething but people will see the shame of me being awake. some0ne extradite me and maybe give me one 0f those protein bars.
this happened two me 0nce. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fdc878eec51.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dce5c7b02839.jpg
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me when im fucking illiterate and cant read a bio.
but y0u to0k the time two c0mment. also who tf even are y0u. not any makara ive ever heard 0f.
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then can you fuck 0ff?
"very different vibe." why am i letting that bother me? ive never really cared ab0ut his opini0n before. #vagueposting
the duality of @gleefullyCurvaceous is CRAZY. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/796ca38577ae.jpg
LM4O! H3Y!!! 1'M 4 WHOL3SOM3 FR34K.
im actually going tw0 do s0me #tzposting first. s0rry ff, ily. you get next, i pr0mise. some 0f you may have n0ticed that despite living on earth-c, im 0nly half-blind. "but sollux," y0u say, having kept up with my CO0L fucking backstory fr0m beginning tw0 end, "i thought the half-blind versi0n of y0u was a ghost!" and y0ud be half-right and half-dumbass. see (hah), when i WAS blind, it was tz who guided me the wh0le time. she taught me how tw0 deal with it in my own way, using psii0nics two get a feel f0r my surroundings. shed tease me f0r bumping intwo stuff, but it never made me feel bad. it t0ok the l0ad off and turned it intw0 something i c0uld laugh at. so when we managed tw0 bring feferi back and she offered tw0 restore my visi0n, i thought ab0ut tz. my friend since we were kids, co0l enough tw0 lo0k up two but weird en0ugh that i didnt feel like my own weirdness w0uld drive her away. who never saw her blindness as a problem tw0 fix, just a part of her. and i asked ff if she c0uld heal only 0ne eye. it feels right, someh0w. shed laugh at me for being s0 corny that id keep myself half-blind just tw0 hon0r her. but shed smile. thats why i love and pity y0u so much, tz. B32T FR113ND2 FOR3V3R. tl;dr pale #solrezi real.
enough. i refuse tw0 be the ugly ass gro0m next two the beautiful bride. its n0t much but im accessorizing. (A picture of Sollux's torso. He's wearing his usual Gemini shirt, but above it is a taut silver necklace with a little amethyst in it, surrounded by two gold bands in an X.)
als0 damn, talking about this lameass human disease called marriage. i really am g0ing native, ehehe.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Loving your drip dude #Jewelryisclassy #urnotuglybtw
dripped out fr
ok i will p0st romantic shit later. f0r now: less c0rny more h0rny. i need a bad bitch two bite and claw me while they b0unce on them until i shrivel up like a capri-sunder.
B33 < nyadorable tbh!
nps and fusions there0f better stop calling me cute.
B:33c < or what
spraying you with a b0ttle of watpurr.
B33 < sips it B33 < but yeah sorry king you talk about wanting to get clawed and bit during pailing youre gonna get leijons et al in your replies h33h33
ugh. im just being a bitch, igny0re meow.
B;33 < lmeow fair B33 < gl in your quest h33h33
yeah ok theyre b0th 8 human inches.
oh shit we d0ing bulge measures? question is d0 i add both tw0gether.
as long as im being insufferable ab0ut aa, maybe i should p0st some sappy shit ab0ut my other partners? c0nsidering it ngl.
im always going tw0 come back f0r you, 0kay? every time. no matter what happens. death and d0om cant st0p us. even if you 0utlive me, there has two be a way tw0 spend eternity with you. ill search as many sweet dreams as i have tw0 until i find the one where y0ure waiting for me.
yo, let me hear your s0llux #chittrships and ill tell you if y0u got them right. l0oking at my pr0file is cheating.
:33 < hmmm... :33 < mewrself :33c :33 < sollux x sollux
actually has happened a few times so that c0unts imo.
fuck it, im blasted, im reckless with no actual past, its impressive rap is just 0ne of my fetishes, like a drag0n thats pregnant #nsfw #lyricposting
yall laughed at tr0ll jaden but he was spitting tbh. i was totally n0t thinking of any0ne in particular liatening two this.
yall i need some fashi0n tips atp because, once again, i d0 NOT g0t that shit on. h0w do i figure 0ut a style for myself? where d0 i start?
Inspirati𖦏n. Find S𖦏me 𖦏𓄋tfits Y𖦏𓄋 Like And Try To Find Pieces Close T𖦏 Them.
some pe0ple might see me being attached at the hip two aa and assume shes just there tw0 be my gf and i think of myself as the main character 0r sumn. as per usual, those pe0ple are stupid and wrong. I am HER little b0yfriend. she is the protag0nist. if anything that was the NORM back 0n alternia, lel.
venting like an emo kid, ign0re me. on 0ne hand, zahhaks out there, i d0nt hate you and y0u generally leave me two my 0wn devices. on the 0ther, sometimes seeing aradiab0ts on the tl fills me with rage because WHY THE FUCK IS Y0UR BLO0D INSIDE HER.
nah cause i think im starting two understand kks beef with the 0ther hims. because wtf do you mean that THING is y0ur matesprit? i cant believe a sollux w0uld have such shit taste.
do y0u think if i think about them giving me attention hard en0ugh the psiionics will manifest it intw0 reality.
depends who its about really
tz. god im s0 pityflustered rn.
oh! well good luck i guess
thanks aa. love y0u.