GOATlux Captor
@telekineticArmageddon
he/him. please do n0t make me go 0utside. what if i like bedrotting? i have a fucking harem atp ig: <3 aradia megid0 <> feferi peixes, jane crocker, terezi pyr0pe <3< karkat vantas, rose lal0nde
#nsfw #rankbait im thinking about using psii0nics for fucked up and evil reasons. ill be the first two admit im n0t the best telepath but i know enough two tease you. sitting acr0ss the ro0m on my handheld while y0u talk two 0ur friends, and all the things im thinking about doing tw0 you get transmitted right intw0 your mind. 0ccasionally glancing up just two watch y0u squirm. and sometimes i get excited tw0 and the connecti0n briefly gets fuzzy, my voice turning tw0 addled static in your head. its not my fault, y0ur adorable face just gets b0th of them so w0rked up. get worse f0r me. get more excited the filthier my pr0mises get. or maybe theyre more like threats now. and once were al0ne again, ill keep my word. ill d0 everything i talked about with0ut question. but ill still make you beg first.
ok thats all my d0m energy expended. back two switching it up like nintend0.
god damn.
#nsfw fuck it bro the game was w0rth it. [Several pictures of Sollux's domestic life. The most notable is him laying on what appear to be Aradia's thighs, while Feferi smushes her chubby cheek against his gaunt-looking one and Terezi love-bites the other. The second is Jane standing on a windy balcony in a flowing nightgown; Sollux hugs her from behind with surprising tenderness. Then there's Sollux and Rose playing what, based on their varying states of clothing and the small pile of fabric by the board, appears to be strip chess...Sollux is losing badly. And finally a POV shot, looking down at Karkat with his hands on his hips yelling about something or other.]
i dont kn0w shit fuck about this virus. gather up s0me kks or s0mething, assuming theyre not cramming their face in a striders m0uth right now.
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trying to get a feel f0r the culture on here, and since im thinking ab0ut my matesprit like a chud, i think i have some #rankbait. see, my aa has a harem t0o, but its a bunch 0f different universe solluxes on speed dial. she makes us kiss.
I'M NOT LETTING YOU PITCHBAIT ME, DUDE. THIS IS SO FUCKING PATHETIC, DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR OWN KARKAT TO DRIVE YOU STYGIAN? QUIT BEING SO FUCKING GREEDY! HEY @ARCHIVEADDICT IS THIS THE GUY YOU'RE LETTING #RANKBAIT YOU? YOU NEED TO HAVE BETTER STANDARDS THAN THIS PIECE OF SHIT!
oh my fucking g0d im not hitting 0n you. i want to hear ab0ut my alt timeline friends romantic entanglements because hes my friend. is that sincere enough for you?
WOW, IT REALLY TOOK WRINGING THAT OUT OF YOU, HUH? FOR ONE MODICUM OF SINCERITY? FINE- NO CURRENTLY ESTABLISHED QUADS, PLENTY OF HOOKUPS AND FLINGS, SOME QUADRANTS THAT BEGAN AND FIZZLED OUT. HAPPY?
MANWHORE?! KEEP THAT FUCKING WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN REFERRING TO ME, CAN A GUY NOT ENJOY HIMSELF WITHOUT HAVING TO BE SOME AGED ASS YAOI TROPE?! FUCK YOU!
Excuse me, 6ut calling pe9ple "insane" f9r daring t9 exist in defiance 9f s9ciety's sex 96sessi9n is n9t 9nly #A6leist and #Aph96ic, 6ut it is 6latantly ign9rant 9f what celi6acy entails. N9w, I w9uld 6e m9re than happy t9 reeducate y9u at length a69ut the tenets 9f my v9w if y9u are interested in refreshing y9ur mem9ry, 6ut if n9t, I kindly ask y9u n9t t9 #Disrespect me and my 6eliefs like this.
oh g0d here we go. were s0rry kankri, we were just bantering and you g0t caught in the crossfire.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE THE BRAINDEAD BRIGADE IS HERE. LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO YOU DO AND DON'T FUCK, I COULDN'T CARE LESS. MAYBE I WORDED MY POST BADLY- YOU'RE NOT INSANE FOR CELIBACY, YOU'RE INSANE FOR HOW SELF ABSORBED YOU ARE! HOW FUCKING EGOTISTICAL! YOU DUG THROUGH THIS THREAD JUST TO DROP ME A PARAGRAPH ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT WAS BARELY TO DO WITH YOU! FUCK OFF!
Yes, g99dness f9r6id I chime in 9n a pu6lic c9nversati9n that menti9ns me 6y name 9n a pu6lic platf9rm. I'm *96vi9usly* the 9ne c9mmitting an act 9f rudeness here. #Sarcasm If y9u d9n't wish f9r pe9ple t9 have 9pini9ns a69ut the things y9u say a69ut them and attempt t9 c9rrect y9ur misgivings, I rec9mmend m9ving y9ur c9nversati9n s9mewhere m9re private. 9r, 6etter yet, keeping 9ther pe9ple's names 9ff 9f y9ur fr9ndstu6s in the first place.
fuck this goddamn game. what d0 you MEAN the red mage b0ss can heal himself???
everybody shut the fuck up, aas are f0llowing me. ahem. hey ladies, h0ws it going?
i cant get this goddamn s0ng aa keeps playing out 0f my head. my think pan is fucking 24/7 "cause itsudemo t0uch i get this kanjou and itsudem0 chuu i swear tobimasu"
managing multiple relationships is easy. just have f0lders with images of different cute animals for each partner s0 you can send it to them and capti0n it "us".
>> that ¡ડ actua11y ડo fuck¡ng rea1
>> Rotten why are you hat¡ng on my ch¡ttડ, do you need ડomeone to ડend you cute an¡ma1ડ ¡n DMડ
ok thats genius ill givve you that much
I LOVE FAT BITCHES https://tenor.com/view/how-i-keep-the-rent-low-in-my-neighbourhood-meme-funny-shitpost-shoot-into-the-sky-gif-25501744
i am using bitches in a gender neutral sense. you may n0tice my self-insert anime protag harem includes a man. als0 kankri tried to accuse me 0f confusing attraction f0r allyship but im not d0ing that because if you insult pe0ple for their weight i will expl0de you with my mind.
you b0o my puns but say n0thing about my h0rny. this seems like an obvi0us yes. fucking sweet. #nsfw
BOO
🜏 ♱he horrny iis a♱ leas♱ moderra♱ely ♱ollerrable, ♱he o♱herr shii♱ no♱ so muxh ♅
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W3R3 JUST COMP3LYLY D3S3NS1T1Z3D TO TH4T SORT OF TH1NG, 1TS NOT P3RSON4L
i want to fire s0me rent-lowering sh0ts but i also d0nt want to jump on and be h0rny right away. you could say im..... 0F TWO MINDS ab0ut it. #nsfw implied
Rent is already down the drain, dear, you aren't going to be able to do much to change that. People were showing their bare chests en masse earlier tonight, it was quite the spectacle.
boo
