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@telekineticArmageddon

he/him. please do n0t make me go 0utside. what if i like bedrotting? i have a fucking harem atp ig: <3 aradia megid0 <> feferi peixes, jane crocker, terezi pyr0pe <3< karkat vantas, rose lal0nde

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

FOLLOW1NG THROUGH @GL33FULLYCURV4C3OUS @TR3NDYGNOST4LG1C 4PPL1C4T1ON FOR B1G T1DDY COMM1TT33 4LSO TH4NKS J1NX @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/7B3B36D80430.PNG

Kult: +117
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Total: 157
Ratio: 2.92

permission tw0 simp?

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

DO 1 G3T 4NOTH3R ON3 OF TH3 ST1CK3RS FROM TH3 PR1Z3 B4SK3T?

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i dont think i gave you a sticker but yes anytime.

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

1 GOT MY SOLLUX3S M1X3D UP MY B4D. P3RM1SS1ON GR4NT3D 31TH3R W4Y

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fuck yeah were so back. need tw0 leave more bites 0n them tbh. although if youre anything like my tz y0ud leave even more in return which is tw0tally chill.

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

SHHH DONT L3T 4NYON3 3LS3 1N TH1S THR34D KNOW TH4TS TH3 TR4P, 1 B1T3 B4CK

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ehehehe. thats co0l, that makes it fun. see who can mark each 0ther more.

its so 0ver.

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Total: 22
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its never so over. there's always still room for a we're so back. #hopemaxxing

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youre right we ARE s0 back actually.

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r0b0ts can d0 what n0w

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Total: 42
Ratio: 1.80

i think this needs testing, dont y0u?

i d0 n0t keep y0ur bulge away fr0m me unless y0u w0uld like me t0 rip it 0ff

yes maam. sorry.

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A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
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@flightyBroad[FB]

Sometimes I feel like being bed-rot queen of my twin size bed and five-years-spanning-sweat-catcher-unchanged-spring-mattress is valuable work experience yet tantamount to and much ado unto nothing. I lift my underarms sometimes and shed tears there isn’t a fierce featured face to burrow and spot check them for me with vigorous nuzzles and thrusts of each nostril. Is chivalry dead? #NSFW #Gothreek #EmolordGrungesmell #Olfactophilia #Bromidrophilia #Hints-Of-Lavender

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Total: 41
Ratio: 7.20

oh 0k so its not just my r0se whos secretly freaky. g0od tw0 know.

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/baf30f5da0c2.png

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Total: 39
Ratio: 4.57

i thought talking tw0 other mes w0uld cause some fricti0n but you actually post peak every time. keep it up g0at.

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#nsfw #rankbait im thinking about using psii0nics for fucked up and evil reasons. ill be the first two admit im n0t the best telepath but i know enough two tease you. sitting acr0ss the ro0m on my handheld while y0u talk two 0ur friends, and all the things im thinking about doing tw0 you get transmitted right intw0 your mind. 0ccasionally glancing up just two watch y0u squirm. and sometimes i get excited tw0 and the connecti0n briefly gets fuzzy, my voice turning tw0 addled static in your head. its not my fault, y0ur adorable face just gets b0th of them so w0rked up. get worse f0r me. get more excited the filthier my pr0mises get. or maybe theyre more like threats now. and once were al0ne again, ill keep my word. ill d0 everything i talked about with0ut question. but ill still make you beg first.

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ok thats all my d0m energy expended. back two switching it up like nintend0.

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y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0
@archiveAddict[AA]

lets all love rankmaid

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i love you rankmaid-sensei.

trying to get a feel f0r the culture on here, and since im thinking ab0ut my matesprit like a chud, i think i have some #rankbait. see, my aa has a harem t0o, but its a bunch 0f different universe solluxes on speed dial. she makes us kiss.

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@archiveAddict[AA]

ooh h m fygddd

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ehehehe, youre still s0 fucking cute no matter which versi0n it is. she makes us do 0ther stuff too if youre interested.

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DUDE, QUIT HITTING ON AN ALT-TIMELINE VERSION OF ARADIA. IT'S EMBARRASSING FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS TO SEE IT.

suck both of em. 0h wait my kk already did. (#nsfw)

AS IF I'VE EVER GIVEN A FUCK ABOUT THE OPINIONS OR TERRIBLE TASTE IN MEN OF OTHER KARKATS. WE BOTH KNOW THEY'RE ALL DOUCHEBAGS!

we got the 0ne true kk walking around 0ver here spraying his enlightenment everywhere. i guess your ancest0r was ont0 something with the vow 0f celibacy, it seems to be w0rking great for y0u.

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A VOW OF CELIBACY YOU IGNORANT FUCK! KANKRI IS FUCKING INSANE AND YOU KNOW IT- I'D NEVER SUBJECT MYSELF TO THAT WEIRD SHIT.

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Excuse me, 6ut calling pe9ple "insane" f9r daring t9 exist in defiance 9f s9ciety's sex 96sessi9n is n9t 9nly #A6leist and #Aph96ic, 6ut it is 6latantly ign9rant 9f what celi6acy entails. N9w, I w9uld 6e m9re than happy t9 reeducate y9u at length a69ut the tenets 9f my v9w if y9u are interested in refreshing y9ur mem9ry, 6ut if n9t, I kindly ask y9u n9t t9 #Disrespect me and my 6eliefs like this.

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oh g0d here we go. were s0rry kankri, we were just bantering and you g0t caught in the crossfire.

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rankmaid arisen i havent gotten up for a classic breakfast pic so i decided to go with a relatable chit for this evening instead who else is purposefully holding their pee as long as they can right now! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, omorashi arisen, archive rating: M)

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what are you h0ping is gonna happen?

i can't say rise and grind because 0ne feeds intwo the 0ther and then id get nothing d0ne

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hey related question. h0ws using our 0ld quirk *and* the half-blind one w0rking out f0r you? ive th0ught about getting back 0n it to0.

i make the text macros, they d0n't make me. so i just type h0wever i feel.

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yeah i feel you. i think im g0nna try it. if nothing else i refused tw0 give up the puns for l0ng.

i d0 however charge a reas0nable licensing fee for the idea nbd

lmao, as 0ne does. dw br0 im go0d for it. whats your price?

print("how it feels to not post about my bulge + other obscene things all the tius on this website https://file.garden/zvzdv8pdjfnciiht/nothing.png")

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ok im n0t one tw0 talk but "me -> us" as a quirk kinda fucks tbh.

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@twofoldAnnihilation[TA]

oh boy. 9 am, tiime for the piill.

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man, i hate the pill.

it d0esn't count as 'full figured' unless i have tw0 zo0m out t0 see all of it.

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finally s0me0ne with s0me g00d fucking taste ar0und here.

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holy shit my 0ther selves are actually men of culture. sweet.

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THE ONLY HUMAN VIDEO GAME WORTH A SHIT IS WARFRAME, BY THE WAY. SNAPPY GAMEPLAY, GOOD GRINDING LOOPS, PEAK ROBOT DESIGNS. IT'S KIND OF CRAZY IT WAS MADE BY HUMANS, HONESTLY.

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actually so true.