GOATlux Captor
@telekineticArmageddon
he/him. please do n0t make me go 0utside. what if i like bedrotting? i have a fucking harem atp ig: <3 aradia megid0 <> feferi peixes+jane crocker+@gall0wsCalibrator1433 <3< karkat vantas+r0se lalonde
i was supposed to be asleep by now but aradia called so now i'm off to mating press her outside some random restaurant #nsfw
glhf. show that girl a g0od time, she deserves it.
oh i showed her the best damn time of her life!! she had many favourable words about me afterwards so i think we'll be meeting again
a fifth load inside terezi's womb for today is probably gonna do it #nsfw
damn, jade human, you 0ut here pleasin all my alt universe partners. go0d taste, lmao.
i am gross and perverted im obsessed and deranged i have existed for years but very little has changed #lyricsposting
OH. I GUESS I SHOULD UPDATE MY AGE IN PROFILE, HUH? HAPPY FUCKING WRIGGLING DAY TO ME I GUESS.
happy belated wriggling day, dipshit. love y0u and all that.
:33< *the mighty huntress skips along her merry way trips ofur a single atom of sand falls face furst in the dirt giving mew a pantie shot* :33< #nsfw
*the programmer enj0ys living the life of an ecchi harem pr0tagonist.*
:33< they dont know that ive b33n sneaking binding of isaac item descriptions into horoscopes ofur the last few w33ks
:33< whos bulge do i have to suck to suck some bulge around here? :33< #nsfw
NOT 4 F4N OF TH3 NO1S3 BUT... TH4NK GOD FOR B34CHW34R HON3STLY.
sorry i c0uldnt come. n0ise def would have been tw0 much for me tw0. but i bet you l0oked amazing.
1LL POST 4N OUT1FT L4T3R
that 2hiit that happen2 when you wake up and there'2 tear2 all over your face.
any idea which of 0ur two hundred pr0blems caused it?
1 SHOULD R4NK COLORS B4S3D ON HOW T4STY TH3Y 4R3.
:33< i love looking at data!!!
:33< based on what? :??
#nsfw sometimes i w0nder if im missing out by n0t bott0ming. then i see how s0me of y0u actin, and i immediately go back tw0 enjoying my unb0thered top-0nly life.
no no you gotta try it its so peak
#nsfw #nsfwe just the feeling of having someone inside you pounding against you while you wail in pleasure and agony at having been dominated is just so euphoric
but im a switch. if im getting dommed its s0meone making me use my awes0me forked t0ngue or my fat dual bulges tw0 please them. i dont need my n0ok tw0 do that.
ii love beiing a wallflower, ii get two 2ee 2o much 2hiit go down wiithout gettiing iinvolved, iit2 liike beiing the audiience two a real liife 2oap opera.
H4PPY WR1GGL1NG D4Y V4NT4S V4R14NTS.
fuck yeaaaaah. i got a bunch planned f0r my kk already. its gonna be great, hell hate it.
blows a kiss to everyone who was so nice on my stupid hornypost. 💋