GOATlux Captor
@telekineticArmageddon
he/him. please do n0t make me go 0utside. what if i like bedrotting? i have a fucking harem atp ig: <3 aradia megid0 <> feferi peixes+jane crocker+@gall0wsCalibrator1433 <3< karkat vantas+r0se lalonde
one are you mad at me-
noooooooo
then why return me to the time loop? i had a bad time in the loop.
okay you're free
i know i'm free. that's like saying you're beams.
... I'm beams???
i dunno i wanted to say doom without saying doom every doom player i know has beams.
definitely the most auraful f0rm of attack.
8===D < Rarity and I are e%ceedingly gratefoal to the proprietors of #PlushRump for this clopportunity. #Plush #MLP #Clopping #WaifuWednesday @technicallyTimaeus @timaeusTestified#0414
THIS is what pe0ple are freaking 0ut about? this is based, d0nt let them silence you.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @telekineticarmageddon it's Another One Of Those Days. Your Head Is Pounding; You Can Barely Open Your Eyes, The Light Stabs So Harshly. Whatever. You Don't Deserve It Anyway. it's The Voices. What Else Would It Be? By Now, You've Started To Pick Out Individuals From The Cacophony Pressing Against Your Skull. Fuck You, Destiny- As If It Wasn't Bad Enough. There's Feferi, Gasping For Breath And Grunting Like She Hit The Ground, Like She's Been Dragged Out Of The Water And Can't Breathe. Then Ampora: He Just Screams In Agony, Again And Again. terezi Tries To Roar In Defiance, Fight Back Against Whatever's Hurting Her, But It Dies With A Whimper. Zahhak- You're More Ambivalent On Him, But He's Strong. If He Can Be Reduced To Fragile Little Wheezes Like That, What Hope Do You Have? poor, Dear Aradia Lets Out A Gentle Gasp Before Crying Out In Shock. Karkat's Weeping; The Sound Is So Pitiful It Makes Your Pusher Break In Two. and Then There's You, Wailing So Loud That Just Hearing It Hurts Your Throat. That, Too, Isn't Terribly Uncommon. Until You Notice It's Doubling Over Itself- Lost In What Could Be, You Didn't Realize At First That The Unfortunately-alive You In The Present Is Actually Screaming. nothing Could Be Heard Over All This. But Nothing Even Tries. Nobody Needs Anything From You; Nobody Wants You Around. You Can't Do Anything Like This, But In A Horribly Relieving Way, You Don't Have To. yes, That's What Makes This Memory Stand Out Among All The Other Days Of Pain Like This: Your Lusus Doesn't Bother You Today. #violence #death tragic 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
goddamnit. r0se. please, dont p0st this.
not gonna lie this feels a little mean to freak out about it's a dude and his niche fetish. idk.
what post?
anon asked: "i know the pussy thing is new to you but how would you feel about it getting eaten out. repeatedly. for truly inordinate amounts of time." hhahhahahah. haha. uh. golly!!! next ask i get i answer honestly no matter what.
and after i went an0n and typed it without my quirk. thats physically unc0mfortable f0r a lot 0f us, you kn0w.
made pointless by you going back off anon!
i just wanted two make sure y0u didnt reject the idea out 0f hand ehehe. glad youre interested tho. <
alright. alright posting it. now you might say, jinx, this looks very similar. correct. the swapping was kinda happing erratically and uh, terezi did that whole rapid fire picture thing. i finally dug back in my phone far enough to find it. GOD i am still not used to this being an option, frankly. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
you can just DO that??
not on purpose??? not yet at least. i can't even pick what i am gender wise? it's just what i'm feeling. i still don't know what makes reality go "hole time" but it is VERY EMBARRASSING.
peak.
super normal ab0ut this.
holy shit. h0ly shit. holy shit. listen r0se was talking about glitch hunting and that made me think tw0 check my game camera and THERE IT IS. *Footage of a still-looking patch of woods. A few seconds in, a red circle highlights a dark silhouette moving through the trees farthest from the camera.* i TOLD yall cryptids were real.
THIS IS SO MAJOR. years of believing in the shadow yeti are finally paying off! i can't believe this. i need to sit down.
j0hn egbert being based, you l0ve two see it.
man, pole classes r definitely payin off my ass has never looked this good #suggestive but not rly?
youre suggesting s0mething all right.
they look different not in any obvious way, just... these tiny little things that almost nobody else would ever notice but i do i mean, how couldnt i? i dont think theres been a single day where i havent thought abt how much i miss them... n how much they wouldve loved this new world if theyd just had the chance 2 see it its not like i dont love the people i have now. ive spent enough time w them that theyve become my new family but sometimes i cant help wonderin if they look at me the same way yk if all they can see is the version o me they lost... #vent
ive always hated the idea that different timeline versions 0f some0ne are totally different pe0ple. its a meaningless distinction two draw. their circumstances might be different but that d0esnt matter. what matters is that theyre the same person in essence. s0 thoughts like that arent w0rth listening two.
GOOD MORN1NG TO 4LL MY B4DD13S 4ND B1TCH3S OUT TH3R3
sup.
im the bitchiest bitch who ever ranted ab0ut some stupid bullshit.
thats true sollux is kind of a bitch but i do not think this was what terezi really meant
oh icic. rip. s0rry tz.
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Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
same here?
Got! #juniorbadgedyou
thx goat.
H3H3H3.
ehehehe.
next mfer two call me s0lluxander is getting the optiic bla2t and i am n0t joking. thats not my fucking name. its incredibly stupid and it d0esnt even fit alternian naming conventions. my ACTUAL name essentially translates tw0 fucking SUNLIGHT CATCHER, which is AWESOME. and y0u KNOW some bitchass vi0let who d0esnt go ab0ve the surface is going tw0 call me that in the replies like theyre clever. youre actually six. blow me.
hey buddy. makiing a 2cene about iit ii2 ju2t goiing two make u2 look iincrediibly 2oft. youre better off ju2t iignoriing iit becau2e evokiing a reactiion ii2 exactly what they want.
solluxander translates to sunlight catcher dope af camilton you didnt have to say all that in a reedy ass libertarian voice though fountainheadass
i know, but i felt i needed tw0 vent. my apol0gies two the s0llux council.
what?
the idea 0f an actual sollux c0uncil getting ANYTHING done is hilari0us tho.