♦ pitied by @telekineticArmageddon

NOT 4 F4N OF TH3 NO1S3 BUT... TH4NK GOD FOR B34CHW34R HON3STLY.
ii thiink ju2t beiing really fuckiing 2leepy.

H4H4H4 Y3SSSS

CH3CK1NG TH3 T1M3L1N3 4ND S331NG 4 N3W W4R. OK4Y. TH4T'S COOL.

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erm... not much of a fan of being paired with my sister rose in a qaud.. the jade one wont be able to work since im a homosexual. same thing applies to the one with you and the one with kanaya. though you are right about the karkat one i am red with my timelines karkat. and i aint got qualms with the other choices ((#incest (mentioned)... you probably should of tagged that lol))

1 TH1NK 1 KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T TH1S 1S 4BOUT 4ND Y34H.

PFFT. STUP1D <>

1 W1LL 4CC3PT TH3 HUGS BUT 1'M NOT 1N 4 B1T1NG MOOD R1GHT NOW.
all II know about my lu2u2 from other 2olluxe2 ii2 they mu2t have acted 2tupiid a lot of the tiime. II am pretty weiird though, II 2tiill have my 2iight, II have a encryptiion modu2, whiich whiile good for kiilliing tiime, really ii2n't u2eful, and iin fact my former 2elf left me 2 paper2, one 2tatiing 'we faiiled good luck have fun' and another 2tatiing 'why the fuck are you u2iing your 2ylladex, you dont need any of that bull2hiit'
ty, 2eriiou2ly. no one really under2tand2 that when we 2ay 2omethiing ii2 a certaiinty, e2peciially iif iit iinvolve2 the be2t wor2t luck po22iible, iit'2 gonna happen. Perpetually drawiing only the 2hort 2traw, unle22 that ii2 the 2traw we actually want two obtaiin.
Oh but 2ollux, you are goiing two be run over by the freiight traiin iif you ju2t 2tand there iin the miiddle of the track2... one miight 2ay... Look, II'll 2tep a2iide, II'll even get a 2afe dii2tance away, iit'2 not changiing the fact II am goiing two be run over by the traiin. Ju2t my fuckiing luck, II do a2 they 2ay, the motherfuckiing traiin deraiil2 and head2 2traiight for me, affiixiing my dumb a22 face two the front of iit, but not kiilliing me, no kiilliing me would be two fuckiing good for me, no II am ju2t 2tuck there a2 the goddamn traiin doe2n't even explode, make2 a headway two the track2, 2omehow agaiin2t all odd2 underaiil2 iit2elf, get2 back on the track2, and II am ju2t fuckiing 2tuck there. "iit 2ure 2uck2 two 2uck" he mutter2, but the traiin ii2 2o fuckiing loud that no one would hear iit anyway.

GUHHHHH. NOOOP3 TH3 H34D4CH3S NOT GON3 4NYWH3R3. 1M C4LL1NG OFF WORK TOD4Y 4FT3R 4LL TH4T Y3ST3RD4Y.

:33< YUEAHGGHK

<> GOOD LUCK

well the only other one i have met is mean sollux lol
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ROLL1NG MY 3Y3S 4T YOU <>

Y3S. SM4SH 4LSO. 1 GOTCH4 THOUGH B4B3

<> 1F YOU'R3 SUR3, B4B3.

TH4T *1S* V3RY P4TH3T1C. UNFORTUN4T3LY 1M 4T TH3 M4SQU3R4D3 R1GHT NOW- 1 C4N ST3P OUT FOR 4 C4LL OR T3XT YOU?

:33< well my moral clawmpus is in the toilet and my self care is in the sewpurrs... so thats fur!

OF COURS3. L3T M3 KNOW 1F SH3'S NOT FR33.

SORRY FOR B31NG SO QU13T L4T3LY 1'V3 B33N D34L1NG W1TH WORK 4ND SOM3 OF THOS3 LOC4L....FR13NDS OF J1NX'S

JUST B3C4US3 1 L1K3 1T DO3SN'T M34N 1'M 4LSO R3S1ST1NG TH3 URG3 TO B1T3 1T OFF.

<> Y34H. 1T'S JUST B33N ON MY M1ND 4LL D4Y.

4LR1GHT 1 C4N R3L4X 4 L1TTL3. TH3Y W3R3 F1N3.

MMNH. TOO M4NY W31RD F33L1NGS TO PROP3RLY #S3RK3TPOST

TH4NKS <>

Y34H 1 F1GUR3D 4S MUCH. GOOD TH1NG 1T'S ON3 TH4T'S 1N YOUR COLOUR
SEE THIS IS THE KIND OF BADASS SHIT THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND LOOKING FOR- BIG ATTACKS DRAWN FROM BIG BUFFS. AT LEAST ONE OF US KNOWS HOW GAMING WORKS.

<> 1 4LSO R3FUS3 TO G3T 4 ROOM

Y34H OK4Y OP3NLY 1NV1T1NG MY FR13NDS TO B1T3 MY RUMBL3SPH3R3S M4YB3 NOT MY B3ST 1D34. OW #NSFW

TH4T'S 4N 3XC3LL3NT PO1NT. MY PL4C3 OR YOURS?

>> ¡ fee1 that 1mfao
BLATANTLY UNTRUE BUT I'M NOT INSECURE ENOUGH THAT I FEEL THE NEED TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU.

TH4NK YOU SOLLUX! >:]





