♦ pitied by @telekineticArmageddon
I d0 n0t n0
Many things actually
i have once again fucked up
isn't it fucked up that if i dr0pped dead right n0w and never l0gged 0n t0 chittr again n0ne 0f y0u pe0ple w0uld ever n0tice.
0100111101000010010001010101100100101110 ‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾ I appreciate t)(e comment, Sollux. :B ________________________________________________________ 01010011010101010100001001001101010010010101010000101110
aspect slander pt. 5 Blood - this is a sticky 0ne. laughtrack. but seriously the 0nly data two g0 off 0f is vantas and his disturbing alternates. someh0w also in tighter pants. did bef0rus have a shortage 0f clothing material in their creepy dyst0pia? it would check 0ut... anyway. kk by his own begrudging admissi0n couldn't d0 shit with his own aspect. which is telling when it's paired tw0 a knight class, the one with the m0st bog standard 0bvious applications 0f its paired aspect. weaponize it. n0t telling of kk's capabilities f0r once th0ugh. i think it's telling of my previ0us theory that s0me aspects are 'supposed' t0 end up with certain classes, and kk got fucked by it being a buggy piece 0f shit and our 0versized session. instead 0f tz who g0t the perfect pair, he got a dysfuncti0nal one. knights are supp0sed to be straightf0rward aspect applicators, but bl0od is an alm0st entirely passive aspect. maybe if he weren't such a wriggler ab0ut his mutantho0d he'd have been able two brute f0rce some kind 0f hemoweap0n edgy ho0fbeastshit but i kind of d0ubt it. while it's not meant t0 be literal blo0d, it is the most 0bvious metaph0rical stand in. blo0d ties, connecti0n, that shit. i think blo0d can only be given tw0 some0ne with a very strong pers0nality. no0ne's going tw0 debate kk had that. which is also why i think there is a selfish comp0nent to the aspect th0ugh, because skaia works that way. it uses these fancy titles as carr0t and stick, both 0n the player and team. i think that secondary shade tw0 blo0d that pretty much all aspects have is strength of the self. it's a bit archaic but the expressi0n being thick-blo0ded comes t0 mind. the aspect subtly amplifying your pers0nality, making it louder and m0re of a beac0n. everyone pretends they like pe0ple who are quiet and p0lite but it's a load 0f shit. human, troll, d0esn't matter. people 'like' quiet types because the thinkpan is lazy and naturally wants tw0 discard extraneous n0ise, if you d0n't make any you're easy t0 forget which is 'nice' 0n a biol0gical level. thus, if you're cl0t burstingly fucking loud and acerbic like karkat vantas then y0u're the only 0ne anyone can hear y0u're the one that will get eyes 0n you. t0 do with as y0u will. no mind c0ntrol needed. just manipulati0n of basic s0cial structures. always, always with the fucking manipulations. skaia's blighted calling card. telling some0ne they are designated as the glue holding a gr0up twogether is b0th an ego b0ost and als0 complete n0nsense because again, there isn't mind contr0l. it's just another way f0r the game to assert it's g0t more c0ntrol 0ver us than it actually does, like all y0ur friends or b0nds are attributed t0 it. charging the po0r dipshit blo0d player with keeping all the purposefully bl0ated egos 0n board with 0ne another f0r just long enough tw0 see the game completed, then y0u can all kill each other 0n a rock. supercharging 0ne's ability to garner attenti0n also paints an en0rmous target on that player's back. pe0ple rally around leaders but they als0 rally around id0ls and trophies. y0u really don't want tw0 start being considered a prize by the af0rementioned gr0up of w0uld-be gods with steadily swelling heads. being less directed at the finish line than s0meone with light 0r time also risks the bl0od player getting an un-appr0ved noti0n in their head and coming af0ul of skaia's janit0rs. then you get m0pped up.
WH1L3 4LL OF YOU #D4SHW4TCH 1 #D4SHL1CK
G3TT1NG B3TT3R BUT TH4NK YOU <>
W3 T4K3 SM4LL TH1NGS FOR GR4NT3D. L1K3 H4V1NG 4N UNBLOCK3D NOS3.
WOULD YOU LOV3 M3 1F 1 W4S CH4LK
:33 < i have died every day waiting for you :33 < darling don't be afraid :33 < i have loved you for a thousand years :33 < i'll love you for a thousand more
you can’t? cowabummer dude.
man ii don’t fuckiing know why would ii fuckiing know.
liibrary 2aiid they got riid of theiir braiille 2ectiion becau2e no one wa2 u2iing iit liike brother ii diidn’t know you HAD one. WELL II GUE22 NOT ANYMORE.
nevermiind iit’2 a rejectiion for a job ii never appliied for how kiind of them.
[ confectionery caking out. ] YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON FROM WHOM I WANT THIS LIP, BUSTER. [ ron swanson, a swan song. ]
:33< headache :((
?!?! WHY THE FUCK DOES MY CAT HAVE ZOOMIES AT 6AM. GET YOUR ASS TO BED.
the an2wer ii2 ye2.
FUCKING HELL.
vuv
oh dude come on.
iin fuckiing publiic dude.
tHaT'S WhAt bIg tHiNk pAn wAnTs yOu tO Do bUy iNtO ThE BiG FuCkIn dEaTh. MeSsIaHs i sOuNd lIkE ThAt fUcKsTiCk eRiDaN. a mOtHeRfUcKeR AiN'T CaLlInG HiM LeViAtHaN. BuT FeR ReAl i gEt iT BrOtHa, LeAsT YoU GoT A WaY OuT LiKe oBvIoUsLy fIgHt yEaH BuT A LiL BrEaK WoUlD Be fUcKiN NiCe.
:33< trying to wind down to sl33p but horny :(( :33< #nsfw
wOnDeR Do tHe lIkE ThInK PaN KnOw wE On tHe sAmE FuCkIn sIdE. lIkE BrOoOoOoOoO ShUt tHe fUcK Up oR ChAnGe tHe sOnG DaMn!
BLU3 SOLLUX... 1NT3R3ST1NG.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] what iz with zeadwe||erz and being p0zzezzive? [END MESSAGE]
FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT IT, I GOT A HEADACHE AS WELL.
late niight horny feeliing.
Fucking Migraine.
#MYSUFFERING
HE CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
I SAID THAT I'M HERS FOREVER AND I FUCKING MEANT THAT SHIT, EVEN IF SHE ISN'T HERE ANYMORE. I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW I WOULD BEGIN TO FATHOM DATING SOMEBODY ELSE AFTER MEETING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
ill have to download a like moirail dating app fr
:33< my pale otp that isnt meow <> equihiss :33< has gotta be pawlix <> purrezi :33< none in purrticmewlar just in genpurral!
nothing has changed for me. this is what doom feels like
I HOPE HE KNOWS... I AM COPING THE BEST I CAN WITHOUT HIM. I WILL ALWAYS RESPECTFULLY GET OUT OF HIS LIFE IF HE DOESNT WANT ME IN IT. AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY ALWAYS LISTEN TO HIS NEEDS. I WILL NEVER CONTACT HIM AGAIN LIKE I USED TO, THAT ISN'T MY JOB ANYMORE. I WOULD BECAUSE I'D MISS HIM. BUT NOW. I CANNOT. HOPE HE'S DOING THE BEST HE CAN.
:33 < Daw I'm sorry
1T'S 4WFUL. L1K3 3V3RY "-1ST" YOU COULD THROW 1N TH3R3 K1ND OF 4WFUL.
CULT TH4T'S TRY1NG TO G3T J1NX 1S CONN3CT3D TO 4 SH1TTY PODC4ST. TH3R3FOR3. 1 G3T TO L1ST3N FOR CLU3S.
1F 1 H4V3 TO L1ST3N TO 4NOTH3R 3P1SOD3 OF TH1S DUMB4SS3S PODC4ST 1'M GONN4 M4UL H1M MYS3LF.
WHY THE HELL ARE THE THREE FUCKING SOLLUX'S GOSSIPING ABOUT MY SPHERES? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO! ALL I HAVE DONE IS EXIST WHAT THE HELL.
AND AS FOR YOU, FUCK YOU. MY SPHERES ARE NOT FOR GRABS AT RANDOM ASSHOLE!
AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE CONCERNED FOR MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND DESPITE TIMELINE DIFFERENCES? DO I HAVE TO ACTIVELY IGNORE EVERY SOLLUX WHO SEEMS IN DISTRESS AND LET THEM SUFFER FOR FUN. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE ELSE DRINKING FUCKING COOLANT OFF THE FLOOR FOR TWO GODDAMN HUMAN MONTHS!
SHUT THE HELL UP, ITS AUTO.
IT'S A MEME, DO YOU NEED TO TO FLIP IT FOR YOU?
II mean.... yeah.... iit'2 comfy on that floor. al2o why do II have rumble2phere2 iin thii2 depiictiion?
I'M AT @twinAmnesias HIVE RIGHT NOW, WHAT THE FUCK.
Maybe if I l☽oo☾k l☽o☾ngingly ☽o☾ut the wind☽o☾w ☽o☾f the t☽o☾wer l☽o☾ng en☽o☾ugh, my prince will c☽o☾me rescue me. ⋆˚࿔
Someone intimately close to me once said I had a "definitely-not-onion-shaped head" It's been gnawing at me since.
D --> I feel as if I have never known peace until now D --> The ceases droning in my head stopped in His arms
D --> I do not know how to describe this D --> My mind is always full of thoughts D --> Stuck D --> Screaming D --> Constant and ever-present D --> But for a short moment D --> It was silent
4b0ut t0 rest when My ThinkP4n betr4ys Me. I D0 n0t kn0w why it D0es this. It M4kes Me feel p4in th4t c4n't be s0lveD by MeDicine #vent
And I hit my tits on the counter, time to curl on the ground until the pain goes away.
D--> Tonight was a very normal night where nothing happened to me at all D--> Nothing to see in the Void between the lines
Every time my #ParentingHacks are pitied, the greater the envy. Learn to take heed of my wisdom. #ParentingHacks
My daughter blocked my alternate account again. Which only proves how effective my internet safety training is. #ParentingHacks #AlwaysObserve
B33 < whats up chat its mid nyaftpurrnoon and i just realized the headache ive had all day is because i FURGOT MY MEDS AGAIN
3833 < Fefeta says you can get a new one if mewr good
O)(, Sollux! I'm gonna start crying )(ere. I know you're not my Sollux, but just know t)(at I sea )(ow w)(ale you're doing and I couldn't be prouder. I will alwaves )(old every Sollux near and dear to my pumper.
well ii WA2 goiing two play wiith calamiity on iinfernum mode but then the team developiing iit all came crumbliing down liike a poorly buiilt re2piite block.
oopsie, sorry, didn't see you were replying to nep, lol.
#S)(irtlessSunday? Does it count w)(en all I wear is a swimsuit?
T)(ank you! )(e's suc)( a sweet)(eart w)(en )(e wants to be!
I'm giving everyone a big kiss on t)(e c)(eek or fore)(ead! I love you all! 38D
I Feel Selfish For Holding On As Long As I Had. In A Way It Felt Like I Had To, In Order To Justify The Way I Felt To Myself. I Think He Would Want Me To Let Go. It Is Hard Not To Think Of That As Something Selfish As Well.
dude i swear to god if one more karkat dms me with a screenshot of a marriage certificate to some other dave we gonna throw penis ouija type hands but his bitchass is gonna be throwing ghost punches jojo cant motherfucking enemy stand this bitch whatever you think we had it wasnt with me dude lay the fuck off
%33 < wOaH, sO MaNy kArKiTtIeS... %33 < YeT ThE OnE FuRrOm mY SeSsIoN Is nYaWhErE To bE S33n. %33 < iT MaKeS MeW KiNd oF SaD, bUt oH WeLl. %33 < hElLo kArKiTtIeS.
i am palepostin they are pitchpostin we are not th' saeme
THEY CALL ME KARKAT THE WAY I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE. I'M SO SICK AND TIRED.
3833 < S)(ould meow post my sp)(eres? #nsfw[probably]
WHY THE HELL DOES EVERY OTHER VARIATION OF ME POST THAT THEY ARE HORNY? DID I MISS A MEMO OR SOMETHING?
1M BUNDL3D UP 1N M4NY BL4NK3TS R1GHT NOW
UGHFUCK 17 HUR75 17 HUR75 FCUKC17 HUR77HHRRGH MY P4N7HNG0N4 FCKU1NG 3XLP0D35!!!
3833 < R33ly? )(e)(e 3833
tbe?
BULLSHIT. NOT FAIR. YOU GET TWO BEAMS, BEAMCLASH CHEATER.
STOP MAKING YOUR RELATIONSHIP MAKE SENSE IN MY COMMENT SECTION.
KILLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW.
FUCK! HOW HARD IS IT FOR ME TO SPELL THE NAME OF A STUPID WORTHLESS FISH. PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRANHA PIRAHNA THEIR ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
ff there has tw0 be a less wasteful way
M34N TO T3R3Z1. 4LL OF YOU! (TH4NK YOU)
eHEHE, i REMEMBER THE MANY, mANY MANY, mANY, mANY MANY MANY, mANY, nEAR PUSHER ATTACKS, yOU GAVE ME LIKE THAT, aHAHAHA,
8L3GH 17 5UCK5 17 5UCK5 1 C4N7 R3M3M83R 5H17 70N1GH7
HHRRRGHH,..... M1GR41N3.,..., MY FUXK1NGP4N 15 G01NG 70 3XPL0D3
TH1S 1S BULLY1NG. M34N TO M3!
:33 < it was an impulse
:33 < paledate was fun :33 < always a little pawkward when its somepawdys furst f33lings jam but it still went purrty good :33 < might have a meowrail now nyat sure
:33 < meowrailegence isnt just furriends but pawslo trying to claim its one spurrcific type of relationship is missing the point too :33 < pale is a way to describe how mew f33l about somepawdy that many find mewsful :33 < and how mew expurress that is betw33n mew and mewr meowrail
GOODLIGHT, I SHALL BE GOING TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS IN AN ATTEMPT TO CIRCUMVENT THE THOUGHT OF MYSELF IN BOOTYSHORTS.
I WILL FIND YOUR CURRENT RESIDENCY, UNPLUG EVERY DEVICE YOU OWN AND MISPLACE YOUR ETHERNET CABLES.
DO NOT PUT ME IN FUCKING BOOTY SHORTS!
IN *FUCKING* CORRECT!
AT ALL!!!!
HAVING INSOMNIA IS SURE FUCKING AWESOME.
I wonder what a version of me that DID end up playing The Game when she was younger somehow would be like...? I feel like it'd either fix her or make her completely lose her mind with no in-between.
I've returned, unsatisfied. ((There's no good Rose x Rose smut out there :/ )) #nsfw
X Just tried to call shitpeta to tell her she won the “girlbulge appreciator of the sweep award” and got put on hold wtf #nsfw #girlbulge x
:33 < i really really miss having a meowrail :(( :33 < i dont want my old one back fur reasons i wont get into :33 < we are still on purrty good terms :33 < but i want to f33l like that again :33 < and i dont think anypawdy could efur understand me like that again #yearning
Y🝎u ever beeen s🝎 mΔd y🝎u gΔve y🝎urself Δ n🝎sebleed? yeΔh. i fucking HATE vide🝎 gΔmes
...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NEP, IT'S ON MY *PROFILE* IN MY *BIO*- WHY ARE YOU ADDING ME TO YOUR SHIPPING WALL ANYWAYS????
OH MY GOD! YOU KNOW 1 M34N TH4T 1N TH3 MO1R41L W1TH B3N3F1TS TYP3 OF W4Y, YOU FUCK1NG W33N13!!!! >:P
LOV3 YOU TOO, SOLLUX.
4WWW.
1'LL DO MY B3ST TO POST MOR3 PHOTOS OF MY R3PT1L14N F4C3. >:] JUST B3C4US3 4 CUT3 N3RD 4SK3D M3. <>
H3H, TH4NKS B4B3. 1T W4S MY OLD WORK UN1FORM. >:]
H3H3, MW4H! <>
BRUH, 1 WOULDN'T W4NT TO K1LL YOU... YOU M34N TOO MUCH TO M3... >:'[
1'M H1S NUMB3R 1 H4T3R, 1 G3T TH3 PR1V1L3G3S.
:33< mew know it
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
BOOO!!
--- arsenicCathoxide exploded! ---
anon asked: "i know the pussy thing is new to you but how would you feel about it getting eaten out. repeatedly. for truly inordinate amounts of time." hhahhahahah. haha. uh. golly!!! next ask i get i answer honestly no matter what.
1T'S OK4Y! 1 4PPR3C14T3 TH3 3FFORT.
1'M TOPL3SS 4ND L4Y1NG 1N B3D W1TH NOTH1NG 1N MY BOX3RS... TH3 4C F33LS N1C3... H3H3... #NSFW 1SH
H4H4H4!!! YOU'R3 SOOO CUT3! H3H3H3! M4YB3 1 W1LL!!! >;] #NSFW
3ST3 CH1CO 3STÁ T4N 3N4MOR4DO D3 MÍ, J3J3J3.
NOP3!
OH NO! 1 G3T YOU! H3H3. >:///] 1 DO 4PPR3C14T3 1T. <>
WH3W! 4LMOST DON3 MOV1NG MY STUFF OUT OF TH1S 4P4RTM3NT.
¿3S D3M4S14DO S3NT1M3NT4L D3C1R QU3 H3 3ST4DO D1SFRUT4NDO MUCHO D3 SU COMP4ÑÍ4 T4N TONT4? UF... M3 3STOY VOLV13NDO D3M4S14DO BL4ND4. >:/
¡3STÚP1DO 1D1OT4 CON D13NT3S D3 CON3JO!
YOU KNOW WH4T, TH4T'S F41R. GU3SS YOU FOUND ON3. >:]
Y34H, W3 41N'T GOTT4 B3 OFF1C14L! PLUS Y34H TH3 P4L3 V1B3S 4R3 TH3R3.. W3'R3 FR13NDS W1TH P4L3 B3N3F1TS, B4S1C4LLY. <>
Y34H!!! LOCK 1N, N3RD BOY! >:] <>
OK4Y? SO WH4T? YOU'R3 ST1LL 4 SOLLUX 4ND 1 L1K3 YOU 4SSHOL3S 4 LOT!
NUH UH!
1T'S TH3 TRUTH! YOU'R3 TOO SW33T 4ND CUT3 TO M3! <>
MW4H!
4NYW4YS, 1 N33D TO SL33P.. GOTT4 ST4RT P4CK1NG UP TOMORROW.
1T'S N1C3 G3TT1NG B4CK 1N CONT4CT W1TH 4 CH1LDHOOD FR13ND, V3RY PUSH3RW4RM1NG.
I feel like I missed a natural disaster on here.
LM4O! H3Y!!! 1'M 4 WHOL3SOM3 FR34K.
4WWWH!! WH4T TH3 FUCK??? TH4T'S SO CUT3???
1 LOV3 T34S1NG JOHN, LOL.
NO 1T'S OK4Y! BUT TH4NKS FOR TH3 OFF3R, 1 DO 4PPR3C14T3 1T.
4 JOHN.. H3 H4SN'T B33N ON 1N 4 WH1L3 4ND 1 G3NU1N3LY M1SS H1M BUT 1 UND3RST4ND L1F3 SOM3T1M3S H4PP3NS.
i haven't bred an aradia in like a week, which is honestly far too long ago :/ #nsfw
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H3'S 4SL33P SO 1 C4N POST TH1S. SH3'S SO FUCK1NG CUT3 SOM3T1M3S UGH. L1K3 H1S L4UGH 1S FUCK1NG 4NNOY1NG BUT 1TS 4LSO R34LLY CUT3 4ND 1 W4NT TO H34R 1T MOR3. 1 L1K3 M4K1NG H1M L4UGH BUT FUCK 1F 1 DON'T H4T3 H3R 4T TH3 S4M3 T1M3. #QU4DT4LK #V4C1LL4T1NG
More A Statement Than A Call To Action just Reminiscing
This was not an invitation to shit on all Vriskas. Uniquely since I am married to one.
THE PITY PARTY IS APPRECIATED. GENUINELY.
Okay, that'll be ten
:33< save meow pawlix!!! >nn<
:33< help meow :((
Goddamnit, my knees are shaking again whenever I look at one of my… dildos. I figured I’d gotten rid of this neediness already with the last time… :B #nsfw
Trust the process the little teal friend will be mine or I will die trying.
This shiny turtwig evades me :B
pRoBaBlY WoN'T SeE It, ThIs lAtE. fIgUrEd i'd sAy sOmEtHiNg, ThOuGh. EvEn iF ThE ShIt wAs dOoMeD To bE HeArD By mOtHeR FuCkInG NoBoDy. AnD EvEn iF He aIn't nEvEr wAnTeD To sEe oR HeAr a wOrD OuTtA Me eVeR AgAiN. kArBrO, eVeRy pOsSiBlE MoThEr fUcKiNg iTeRaTiOn oF YoU. a mUlTi vErSe oF MoThEr fUcKiNg cAnCeRoUs cReTiNs. BeStEsT Of bRoS. wOrStEsT Of wOeS. yOuR FiRsT WrIgGlE WaS An uNhOlY MoThEr fUcKiNg mIrAcLe, My mAn. SoRrY FoR It aLl. :o(
1TS MOSTLY R3SOLV3D. N33D H3LP W1TH YOURS?
MMNH. H34D4CH3 >:[
NOT 4 F4N OF TH3 NO1S3 BUT... TH4NK GOD FOR B34CHW34R HON3STLY.
H4H4H4 Y3SSSS
CH3CK1NG TH3 T1M3L1N3 4ND S331NG 4 N3W W4R. OK4Y. TH4T'S COOL.
:33< <3 <> <3< c3<
erm... not much of a fan of being paired with my sister rose in a qaud.. the jade one wont be able to work since im a homosexual. same thing applies to the one with you and the one with kanaya. though you are right about the karkat one i am red with my timelines karkat. and i aint got qualms with the other choices ((#incest (mentioned)... you probably should of tagged that lol))
1 TH1NK 1 KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T TH1S 1S 4BOUT 4ND Y34H.
PFFT. STUP1D <>
1 W1LL 4CC3PT TH3 HUGS BUT 1'M NOT 1N 4 B1T1NG MOOD R1GHT NOW.
all II know about my lu2u2 from other 2olluxe2 ii2 they mu2t have acted 2tupiid a lot of the tiime. II am pretty weiird though, II 2tiill have my 2iight, II have a encryptiion modu2, whiich whiile good for kiilliing tiime, really ii2n't u2eful, and iin fact my former 2elf left me 2 paper2, one 2tatiing 'we faiiled good luck have fun' and another 2tatiing 'why the fuck are you u2iing your 2ylladex, you dont need any of that bull2hiit'
ty, 2eriiou2ly. no one really under2tand2 that when we 2ay 2omethiing ii2 a certaiinty, e2peciially iif iit iinvolve2 the be2t wor2t luck po22iible, iit'2 gonna happen. Perpetually drawiing only the 2hort 2traw, unle22 that ii2 the 2traw we actually want two obtaiin.
Oh but 2ollux, you are goiing two be run over by the freiight traiin iif you ju2t 2tand there iin the miiddle of the track2... one miight 2ay... Look, II'll 2tep a2iide, II'll even get a 2afe dii2tance away, iit'2 not changiing the fact II am goiing two be run over by the traiin. Ju2t my fuckiing luck, II do a2 they 2ay, the motherfuckiing traiin deraiil2 and head2 2traiight for me, affiixiing my dumb a22 face two the front of iit, but not kiilliing me, no kiilliing me would be two fuckiing good for me, no II am ju2t 2tuck there a2 the goddamn traiin doe2n't even explode, make2 a headway two the track2, 2omehow agaiin2t all odd2 underaiil2 iit2elf, get2 back on the track2, and II am ju2t fuckiing 2tuck there. "iit 2ure 2uck2 two 2uck" he mutter2, but the traiin ii2 2o fuckiing loud that no one would hear iit anyway.
GUHHHHH. NOOOP3 TH3 H34D4CH3S NOT GON3 4NYWH3R3. 1M C4LL1NG OFF WORK TOD4Y 4FT3R 4LL TH4T Y3ST3RD4Y.
:33< YUEAHGGHK
<> GOOD LUCK
:33< i mean congrats!!! im so happy fur mew!!!! totally not jealous even a litter bit!!!
:33< fur mew... uhmmmmm :33< oh j33z the ones fur mew are WAY old... back furom sgrub days.... :33< looks like i had mew fur potential kismesis with eridan, but also potential matesprits or meowrails with karkitty?? yikes !!
well the only other one i have met is mean sollux lol
anon a2k2: "wat tho2e bulge2 do" pii22 and paiil. obviiou2ly. what are they 2uppo2ed two do? fiile and fiinaliize iimportant document2? #n2fw a2k here: http2://form2.gle/JpCN3gSUFGHtpjjeA
ROLL1NG MY 3Y3S 4T YOU <>
Y3S. SM4SH 4LSO. 1 GOTCH4 THOUGH B4B3
<> 1F YOU'R3 SUR3, B4B3.
TH4T *1S* V3RY P4TH3T1C. UNFORTUN4T3LY 1M 4T TH3 M4SQU3R4D3 R1GHT NOW- 1 C4N ST3P OUT FOR 4 C4LL OR T3XT YOU?
:33< well my moral clawmpus is in the toilet and my self care is in the sewpurrs... so thats fur!
OF COURS3. L3T M3 KNOW 1F SH3'S NOT FR33.
being a neet is truly all aradias canon event huh...
SORRY FOR B31NG SO QU13T L4T3LY 1'V3 B33N D34L1NG W1TH WORK 4ND SOM3 OF THOS3 LOC4L....FR13NDS OF J1NX'S
JUST B3C4US3 1 L1K3 1T DO3SN'T M34N 1'M 4LSO R3S1ST1NG TH3 URG3 TO B1T3 1T OFF.
<> Y34H. 1T'S JUST B33N ON MY M1ND 4LL D4Y.
4LR1GHT 1 C4N R3L4X 4 L1TTL3. TH3Y W3R3 F1N3.
MMNH. TOO M4NY W31RD F33L1NGS TO PROP3RLY #S3RK3TPOST
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Y34H 1 F1GUR3D 4S MUCH. GOOD TH1NG 1T'S ON3 TH4T'S 1N YOUR COLOUR
SEE THIS IS THE KIND OF BADASS SHIT THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND LOOKING FOR- BIG ATTACKS DRAWN FROM BIG BUFFS. AT LEAST ONE OF US KNOWS HOW GAMING WORKS.
<> 1 4LSO R3FUS3 TO G3T 4 ROOM
Y34H OK4Y OP3NLY 1NV1T1NG MY FR13NDS TO B1T3 MY RUMBL3SPH3R3S M4YB3 NOT MY B3ST 1D34. OW #NSFW
TH4T'S 4N 3XC3LL3NT PO1NT. MY PL4C3 OR YOURS?
>> ¡ fee1 that 1mfao
BLATANTLY UNTRUE BUT I'M NOT INSECURE ENOUGH THAT I FEEL THE NEED TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU.
TH4NK YOU SOLLUX! >:]