♦ pitied by @telekineticArmageddon
anon asked: "i know the pussy thing is new to you but how would you feel about it getting eaten out. repeatedly. for truly inordinate amounts of time." hhahhahahah. haha. uh. golly!!! next ask i get i answer honestly no matter what.
1T'S OK4Y! 1 4PPR3C14T3 TH3 3FFORT.
1'M TOPL3SS 4ND L4Y1NG 1N B3D W1TH NOTH1NG 1N MY BOX3RS... TH3 4C F33LS N1C3... H3H3... #NSFW 1SH
H4H4H4!!! YOU'R3 SOOO CUT3! H3H3H3! M4YB3 1 W1LL!!! >;] #NSFW
3ST3 CH1CO 3STÁ T4N 3N4MOR4DO D3 MÍ, J3J3J3.
NOP3!
OH NO! 1 G3T YOU! H3H3. >:///] 1 DO 4PPR3C14T3 1T. <>
WH3W! 4LMOST DON3 MOV1NG MY STUFF OUT OF TH1S 4P4RTM3NT.
¿3S D3M4S14DO S3NT1M3NT4L D3C1R QU3 H3 3ST4DO D1SFRUT4NDO MUCHO D3 SU COMP4ÑÍ4 T4N TONT4? UF... M3 3STOY VOLV13NDO D3M4S14DO BL4ND4. >:/
¡3STÚP1DO 1D1OT4 CON D13NT3S D3 CON3JO!
YOU KNOW WH4T, TH4T'S F41R. GU3SS YOU FOUND ON3. >:]
Y34H, W3 41N'T GOTT4 B3 OFF1C14L! PLUS Y34H TH3 P4L3 V1B3S 4R3 TH3R3.. W3'R3 FR13NDS W1TH P4L3 B3N3F1TS, B4S1C4LLY. <>
Y34H!!! LOCK 1N, N3RD BOY! >:] <>
OK4Y? SO WH4T? YOU'R3 ST1LL 4 SOLLUX 4ND 1 L1K3 YOU 4SSHOL3S 4 LOT!
NUH UH!
1T'S TH3 TRUTH! YOU'R3 TOO SW33T 4ND CUT3 TO M3! <>
MW4H!
4NYW4YS, 1 N33D TO SL33P.. GOTT4 ST4RT P4CK1NG UP TOMORROW.
1T'S N1C3 G3TT1NG B4CK 1N CONT4CT W1TH 4 CH1LDHOOD FR13ND, V3RY PUSH3RW4RM1NG.
I feel like I missed a natural disaster on here.
LM4O! H3Y!!! 1'M 4 WHOL3SOM3 FR34K.
4WWWH!! WH4T TH3 FUCK??? TH4T'S SO CUT3???
1 LOV3 T34S1NG JOHN, LOL.
NO 1T'S OK4Y! BUT TH4NKS FOR TH3 OFF3R, 1 DO 4PPR3C14T3 1T.
4 JOHN.. H3 H4SN'T B33N ON 1N 4 WH1L3 4ND 1 G3NU1N3LY M1SS H1M BUT 1 UND3RST4ND L1F3 SOM3T1M3S H4PP3NS.
i haven't bred an aradia in like a week, which is honestly far too long ago :/ #nsfw
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H3'S 4SL33P SO 1 C4N POST TH1S. SH3'S SO FUCK1NG CUT3 SOM3T1M3S UGH. L1K3 H1S L4UGH 1S FUCK1NG 4NNOY1NG BUT 1TS 4LSO R34LLY CUT3 4ND 1 W4NT TO H34R 1T MOR3. 1 L1K3 M4K1NG H1M L4UGH BUT FUCK 1F 1 DON'T H4T3 H3R 4T TH3 S4M3 T1M3. #QU4DT4LK #V4C1LL4T1NG
More A Statement Than A Call To Action just Reminiscing
This was not an invitation to shit on all Vriskas. Uniquely since I am married to one.
THE PITY PARTY IS APPRECIATED. GENUINELY.
Okay, that'll be ten
:33< save meow pawlix!!! >nn<
:33< help meow :((
Goddamnit, my knees are shaking again whenever I look at one of my… dildos. I figured I’d gotten rid of this neediness already with the last time… :B #nsfw
Trust the process the little teal friend will be mine or I will die trying.
This shiny turtwig evades me :B
pRoBaBlY WoN'T SeE It, ThIs lAtE. fIgUrEd i'd sAy sOmEtHiNg, ThOuGh. EvEn iF ThE ShIt wAs dOoMeD To bE HeArD By mOtHeR FuCkInG NoBoDy. AnD EvEn iF He aIn't nEvEr wAnTeD To sEe oR HeAr a wOrD OuTtA Me eVeR AgAiN. kArBrO, eVeRy pOsSiBlE MoThEr fUcKiNg iTeRaTiOn oF YoU. a mUlTi vErSe oF MoThEr fUcKiNg cAnCeRoUs cReTiNs. BeStEsT Of bRoS. wOrStEsT Of wOeS. yOuR FiRsT WrIgGlE WaS An uNhOlY MoThEr fUcKiNg mIrAcLe, My mAn. SoRrY FoR It aLl. :o(
1TS MOSTLY R3SOLV3D. N33D H3LP W1TH YOURS?
MMNH. H34D4CH3 >:[
NOT 4 F4N OF TH3 NO1S3 BUT... TH4NK GOD FOR B34CHW34R HON3STLY.
ii thiink ju2t beiing really fuckiing 2leepy.
H4H4H4 Y3SSSS
CH3CK1NG TH3 T1M3L1N3 4ND S331NG 4 N3W W4R. OK4Y. TH4T'S COOL.
:33< <3 <> <3< c3<
erm... not much of a fan of being paired with my sister rose in a qaud.. the jade one wont be able to work since im a homosexual. same thing applies to the one with you and the one with kanaya. though you are right about the karkat one i am red with my timelines karkat. and i aint got qualms with the other choices ((#incest (mentioned)... you probably should of tagged that lol))
1 TH1NK 1 KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T TH1S 1S 4BOUT 4ND Y34H.
PFFT. STUP1D <>
1 W1LL 4CC3PT TH3 HUGS BUT 1'M NOT 1N 4 B1T1NG MOOD R1GHT NOW.
all II know about my lu2u2 from other 2olluxe2 ii2 they mu2t have acted 2tupiid a lot of the tiime. II am pretty weiird though, II 2tiill have my 2iight, II have a encryptiion modu2, whiich whiile good for kiilliing tiime, really ii2n't u2eful, and iin fact my former 2elf left me 2 paper2, one 2tatiing 'we faiiled good luck have fun' and another 2tatiing 'why the fuck are you u2iing your 2ylladex, you dont need any of that bull2hiit'
ty, 2eriiou2ly. no one really under2tand2 that when we 2ay 2omethiing ii2 a certaiinty, e2peciially iif iit iinvolve2 the be2t wor2t luck po22iible, iit'2 gonna happen. Perpetually drawiing only the 2hort 2traw, unle22 that ii2 the 2traw we actually want two obtaiin.
Oh but 2ollux, you are goiing two be run over by the freiight traiin iif you ju2t 2tand there iin the miiddle of the track2... one miight 2ay... Look, II'll 2tep a2iide, II'll even get a 2afe dii2tance away, iit'2 not changiing the fact II am goiing two be run over by the traiin. Ju2t my fuckiing luck, II do a2 they 2ay, the motherfuckiing traiin deraiil2 and head2 2traiight for me, affiixiing my dumb a22 face two the front of iit, but not kiilliing me, no kiilliing me would be two fuckiing good for me, no II am ju2t 2tuck there a2 the goddamn traiin doe2n't even explode, make2 a headway two the track2, 2omehow agaiin2t all odd2 underaiil2 iit2elf, get2 back on the track2, and II am ju2t fuckiing 2tuck there. "iit 2ure 2uck2 two 2uck" he mutter2, but the traiin ii2 2o fuckiing loud that no one would hear iit anyway.
GUHHHHH. NOOOP3 TH3 H34D4CH3S NOT GON3 4NYWH3R3. 1M C4LL1NG OFF WORK TOD4Y 4FT3R 4LL TH4T Y3ST3RD4Y.
:33< YUEAHGGHK
<> GOOD LUCK
:33< i mean congrats!!! im so happy fur mew!!!! totally not jealous even a litter bit!!!
:33< fur mew... uhmmmmm :33< oh j33z the ones fur mew are WAY old... back furom sgrub days.... :33< looks like i had mew fur potential kismesis with eridan, but also potential matesprits or meowrails with karkitty?? yikes !!
well the only other one i have met is mean sollux lol
anon a2k2: "wat tho2e bulge2 do" pii22 and paiil. obviiou2ly. what are they 2uppo2ed two do? fiile and fiinaliize iimportant document2? #n2fw a2k here: http2://form2.gle/JpCN3gSUFGHtpjjeA
ROLL1NG MY 3Y3S 4T YOU <>
Y3S. SM4SH 4LSO. 1 GOTCH4 THOUGH B4B3
<> 1F YOU'R3 SUR3, B4B3.
TH4T *1S* V3RY P4TH3T1C. UNFORTUN4T3LY 1M 4T TH3 M4SQU3R4D3 R1GHT NOW- 1 C4N ST3P OUT FOR 4 C4LL OR T3XT YOU?
:33< well my moral clawmpus is in the toilet and my self care is in the sewpurrs... so thats fur!
OF COURS3. L3T M3 KNOW 1F SH3'S NOT FR33.
being a neet is truly all aradias canon event huh...
SORRY FOR B31NG SO QU13T L4T3LY 1'V3 B33N D34L1NG W1TH WORK 4ND SOM3 OF THOS3 LOC4L....FR13NDS OF J1NX'S
JUST B3C4US3 1 L1K3 1T DO3SN'T M34N 1'M 4LSO R3S1ST1NG TH3 URG3 TO B1T3 1T OFF.
<> Y34H. 1T'S JUST B33N ON MY M1ND 4LL D4Y.
4LR1GHT 1 C4N R3L4X 4 L1TTL3. TH3Y W3R3 F1N3.
MMNH. TOO M4NY W31RD F33L1NGS TO PROP3RLY #S3RK3TPOST
TH4NKS <>
Y34H 1 F1GUR3D 4S MUCH. GOOD TH1NG 1T'S ON3 TH4T'S 1N YOUR COLOUR
SEE THIS IS THE KIND OF BADASS SHIT THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND LOOKING FOR- BIG ATTACKS DRAWN FROM BIG BUFFS. AT LEAST ONE OF US KNOWS HOW GAMING WORKS.
<> 1 4LSO R3FUS3 TO G3T 4 ROOM
Y34H OK4Y OP3NLY 1NV1T1NG MY FR13NDS TO B1T3 MY RUMBL3SPH3R3S M4YB3 NOT MY B3ST 1D34. OW #NSFW
TH4T'S 4N 3XC3LL3NT PO1NT. MY PL4C3 OR YOURS?
>> ¡ fee1 that 1mfao
BLATANTLY UNTRUE BUT I'M NOT INSECURE ENOUGH THAT I FEEL THE NEED TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU.
TH4NK YOU SOLLUX! >:]