A Certain Feferi Peixes
@cuttlefishCuller
Glub glub glub glub glub! Just your frondly, average, everyday fincess. 38)
Get me pictures of Spider-Troll!
<<"which one?? there's a lot of those,,,">>
Fuck that guy btw
Hey it's me CEO of Oscorp Industries
Thank you, I appreciate having fans. I'm not the green goblin btw that guy's crazy.
W)(at t)(e )(---------------ELL is a keyboard???
How are you even posting this.
A keyboard is the thing you type on, how do you not know what that is called. This is not me trying to be rude I am genuinely curious.
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Off t)(e record, I actually glubbing LOV----E Tab.
Personally, I like the Shift key.
People are sleeping on F7.
၄⋆၃ big fan of the delete key
Taking a nice, crisp sip of some Troll Tab! #sponsoredpost
T)(e fis)(ue wit)( )(aving a quirk t)(at involves a lot of animal puns is t)(at sometides it makes me R-E-ELY )(ungry.
You know, I'm not s)(ore I've ever M-ET a limeblood.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Fine by us ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ This sarcasm only works if you were talking to a lime blood that was not literally part of a hivemind ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Who happens to use us in place of pronouns on occassion ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Go you ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Oh, you were being serious ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Lime bloods are not a monolith ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ I just happen to be a special case ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
I've never met one befoar! I don't know t)(at t)(ey ever -EXIST-ED on my Alternia, actually! So t)(is is a new experience for me. 38) T)(at's pretty cool t)(oug)(!
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ A pleasure to meet you, then ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ There are a few of us on chittr ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
)(ave we ever conc)(sidered t)(at bugs is s)(rimp?
I'LL GET OUR BEST SCIENTISTS ON IT.
Some figure)(eads deal wit)( snipers. Some )(ave to contend wit)( angry mobs. Me? Barbers. Alwaves t)(e barbers.
Sometides, people ask me; Feferi, )(ow do you eel wit)( )(ow long your )(air is? It's kind of absurd! In response, I generally w)(ip my )(ead towards t)(em and smack t)(em wit)( my perpetually-sea-damp locks and run away w)(ile t)(ey're disoriented, befoar t)(ey can try to s)(ave my )(ead AGAIN. It's like dealing wit)( an assassination attempt at t)(is point.
Sometides I sea t)(ings t)(at would s)(ake me to my core if I lingered on t)(em for too long. I eel like a little wriggler t)(at got separated from )(er lusus in Troll-Mart. Luckily, I am an adult! And can pretend t)(ings t)(at bot)(er me don't exist! 38)
T)(e little profile badge doodads are so sealy, I s)(ould make a little s)(opping list of w)(at I could get! Ot)(er t)(an "All t)(e nautical ones", of course.
Sometides you get a follower you aren't prepared for.
You have my condolences.
I believe you, best of luck still.
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Love and peace! Peace and love!
One time I was asked to try and sing to some )(uman "metal" song and I screamed so loud into t)(e microp)(one t)(e speakers exploded.
I'm not allowed to double-jump anymore. T)(ey called it "distracting" and "inappropriate to t)(e workplaice." I M-EAN, I'm ALLOW-ED to do w)(atebber I want. Royalty and all t)(at. But I've been ADVIS-ED to no longer do so, w)(ic)( is bassically t)(e same t)(ing.
I'd say t)(e biggest adjustment to living on -Eart)( Sea is t)(e w)(ole diurnal t)(ing. Like, yea)(, no one's FORCING me to be awake during t)(e day, but t)(e sunlig)(t is so nice! -Especially w)(en it isn't burning your everyt)(ing like an overdone fis)(steak! T)(e second biggest is t)(e reelative lack of murder.
O)()( I s)(ouldn't be snacking t)(is late in t)(e nig)(t (SO weird to say, by t)(e way.) but t)(e royal tummy is doing some royal grumblies.
𖦤 If / you're / hungry, / you're / hungry / girl, / no / shoulds / about / it :||
𖦤 Sure, / you / don't / wanna / condition / yourself / into / expecting / a / snack / before / cupe / every / day But / hunger's / hunger :||
If I use t)(e same pun more t)(an once in a message I'll DI---E, by t)(e wave. So if you sea somet)(ing I typed and go "O)(, s)(e missed one )(ere!", No, I didn't. T)(is game is FAR more deep t)(an you could POSSIBUBBLY compre)(end.
RECHITT.
YOU ARE ONE OF VERY FEW PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY ON THIS WEBSITE, WHO I CONSIDER EVEN MILDLY TOLERABLE.
Did somet)(ing )(appen w)(ile I was busea? 38?
