A Certain Feferi Peixes
@cuttlefishCuller
Glub glub glub glub glub! Just your frondly, average, everyday fincess. 38)
You WIS)(, starfis)(. #vague #veryvague #i'mnotevens)(ore
Pike, YEA)(, I'm awesome and talented and powerful and all t)(at carp, but a SUP-ER)(-ERO? T)(at's a little too muc)( for little ol' me. I've got a job! I've got priorities! I )(ave to sign papers!!! I can't go on PATROL.
My publicist is pus)(ing out posters wit)( me wearing a super)(ero cape after t)(at little debarnacle last nig)(t... #Nots)(ore)(owtoeelaboatt)(is
)(ad to break off from a public speec)( I was doing to save some poor wriggler w)(o was DROWNING! Everyfin ended up being okay, but poor t)(ing was super s)(aken. I got t)(em an ice cream. 38) #livelaug)(love
yeah that s0unds like you. h0w'd the speech go 0therwise?
It was alrig)(t! I was glubbing about getting people to kelp keep t)(e beac)(es clean. A little boring, but, y'know, suuuuper necessary.
I PIK---E ALL OF T)(---E FIDUSPAWN!!!!! -Efin t)(e ugly ones. T)(e )(uman ones are nice too!!
Be kind to t)(e gills in your life. And t)(ose outside of t)(e binary! T)(ey've got it pretty )(ard too. After t)(at, maybe t)(ink about t)(e buoys. A lot to ask, I know, but baby steps! We'll get t)(ere. I know )(ow )(ard it is to be efin a LITTL---E kind to t)(e guys in your life, especially if you're also a guy. But it's for t)(e betterment of everyone!
Oh goodness, I'll certainly try.
I'm glad at least one person can be considered reliabubble for t)(e sake of improving t)(ings around )(ere!
I'm burying mys)(ellf at sea, brb.
poor gill
Clarification: It'S NAUT becraws I got owned! Just for t)(e record!
wwho owwned you
Nobody! I just don't want people to t)(ink I got "ratioed".
nobody wwould a thought that if you hadnt said it yourself
Fuck!
PFFT. WHATEVER YA SAY, MA’AM.
noww im thinkin you got owwned AND ratiod and i didnt think that comin into the convversation look wwhat you did
)(umm. Totally for no reason w)(atsoebber, but I'm gonna scoot on out of )(ere for now.
Bubbling ominously, boat like, in a cute and approac)(able way.
\ o >< o / #juniorconsideration
t-trying to bubble baCk but i-i'm not a fish so it sounDs kinD of weirD anD stupiD..,,,,.,.
Sometides t)(is plaice )(as me considering t)(ings I reely don't want t)(e answers to.
)(okay, t)(at little bit of c)(ittr venting over and done wit)(, I'm gonna get back to t)(e finportant stuff. Remember, I love you! Yes, efin you! Maybe not you. You know w)(at you did.
Correction: It's been two sweeps. My calendar was upside-down.
It's not ALWAVES like t)(is, I'm juuuust a little stressed since I'm t)(e only "creator" or w)(atebber it is t)(ey're calling us t)(at's taking up an administrative role rig)(t now. We're all still kind of eeling t)(ings out. We've only been )(ere, w)(at, )(alf a sweep? T)(at said I s)(oald really wrangle SOMEMOBY over )(ere to kelp me out. I'm too w)(imsical for office life 24/7! I'll s)(rivel up!
I was kind of asking for it t)(ere, )(u)(.
Don't you clubs at me, mister.
its the 0bjectively funniest react. you're the 0ne who wanted cl0wns.
LIST---EN, I've seen )(uman clowns! T)(ere's potential t)(ere! T)(ey make me giggle!!!
i believe y0ur intentions ff, always d0. im just also d0omed with the kn0wledge that they are intentions.
You'll sea )(ow rig)(t I am w)(en t)(e rave reviews around t)(e offis)( come in about )(ow muc)( betta everyfin is w)(en Gabble t)(e silly jester )(as been around for a week or two.
I t)(ink if I do get a personal jester t)(ey need to be a gill w)(o's nice but kinda stupid. I will naut be responding to inquiries on t)(is tropic.
i am nice and crazy if y0u're in the market f0r that 0u0
)(umm... Well, t)(at depends on w)(at *kind* of craysea. We're trying to avoid a repeat )(ere, y'know!
i think i fit a l0t 0f different kinds 0f crazy, i w0uld say being in a c0nstant manic epis0de describes me best h0wever .
As long as you're not krilling people or starting fires, t)(at's fin enoug)( for me! We'll call you.
i d0n't kill pe0ple usually ! and if i d0 its always deserved 0u0
@imJunior )(ey friend, can I get t)(e Seadweller, )(eart of Gold, Luxury Class, and, umm... Conc)(estly just t)(row all t)(e nautical ones at me. Definitely t)(e jellyfis)( one. And, um... moby a God Tier one if suc)( a t)(ing exists? If naut... Well, I'll pull some strings later. 38)
Hmm... #juniorworkingon: #godtierbadge... #somedelayexpected! #juniorbadgedyou
Tanks a bunc)(!!!
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
Maybe if I )(ire a funny little clown for t)(e offis)( t)(ings will feel a little less like dredgery.
0h fuck is that how it started
-Empire secret, sorray.
fuuck it makes tw0 much sense. some b0red empress demands some0ne fulltime clown f0r her. only purples with their cult are dumb en0ugh two d0 it. there's quickly one main thing she finds entertaining. rest is hist0ry. shit.
It's okay, I'll only )(ire actually funny ones! Or )(ot ones. Boat t)(e w)(ole clown religion isn't really muc)( of a "t)(ing" )(ere eit)(er ray so efin if I did )(ire some kind of murderous clown, we'd just put )(is butt in jail.
best laid plans 0f squeakbeasts and seadwellers...
Being in a position of power can be sooooo tiring sometimes. Pike, yea)(, I know, I signed up for t)(is- )(ell, I was )(ATC)(---ED for it. Or genetically cloned in a lab, eit)(er or. Boat I t)(ink if I )(ave to read over anot)(er proposal for somefin t)(at R--E-----ELY didn't need to go all t)(e way to t)(e top I'm gonna break somet)(ing. Seariously, w)(y do t)(ey need me to sign off on opening a GROC---ERY STOR--------E??? I figured being an ----Empress would )(ave been more glamorous. 38/
how much of your time could that realistically possibly take
Bassically all my time is spent getting tugboated around for some silly public event or signing off on some project, most of w)(ic)( I'd only JUST )(eard about. Granted! T)(e events can be pretty nice! But I need more time to glub around on my own wit)(out a seacretary following me around or twenty t)(ousand s)(ellp)(one calls.