A Certain Feferi Peixes
@cuttlefishCuller
Glub glub glub glub glub! Just your frondly, average, everyday fincess. 38)
Get me pictures of Spider-Troll!
Thank you, I appreciate having fans. I'm not the green goblin btw that guy's crazy.
W)(at t)(e )(---------------ELL is a keyboard???
A keyboard is the thing you type on, how do you not know what that is called. This is not me trying to be rude I am genuinely curious.
Off t)(e record, I actually glubbing LOV----E Tab.
Taking a nice, crisp sip of some Troll Tab! #sponsoredpost
T)(e fis)(ue wit)( )(aving a quirk t)(at involves a lot of animal puns is t)(at sometides it makes me R-E-ELY )(ungry.
You know, I'm not s)(ore I've ever M-ET a limeblood.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Fine by us ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ This sarcasm only works if you were talking to a lime blood that was not literally part of a hivemind ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Who happens to use us in place of pronouns on occassion ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Go you ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Oh, you were being serious ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Lime bloods are not a monolith ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ I just happen to be a special case ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
I've never met one befoar! I don't know t)(at t)(ey ever -EXIST-ED on my Alternia, actually! So t)(is is a new experience for me. 38) T)(at's pretty cool t)(oug)(!
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ A pleasure to meet you, then ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ There are a few of us on chittr ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
)(ave we ever conc)(sidered t)(at bugs is s)(rimp?
Some figure)(eads deal wit)( snipers. Some )(ave to contend wit)( angry mobs. Me? Barbers. Alwaves t)(e barbers.
Sometides, people ask me; Feferi, )(ow do you eel wit)( )(ow long your )(air is? It's kind of absurd! In response, I generally w)(ip my )(ead towards t)(em and smack t)(em wit)( my perpetually-sea-damp locks and run away w)(ile t)(ey're disoriented, befoar t)(ey can try to s)(ave my )(ead AGAIN. It's like dealing wit)( an assassination attempt at t)(is point.
Sometides I sea t)(ings t)(at would s)(ake me to my core if I lingered on t)(em for too long. I eel like a little wriggler t)(at got separated from )(er lusus in Troll-Mart. Luckily, I am an adult! And can pretend t)(ings t)(at bot)(er me don't exist! 38)
T)(e little profile badge doodads are so sealy, I s)(ould make a little s)(opping list of w)(at I could get! Ot)(er t)(an "All t)(e nautical ones", of course.
Sometides you get a follower you aren't prepared for.
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Love and peace! Peace and love!
One time I was asked to try and sing to some )(uman "metal" song and I screamed so loud into t)(e microp)(one t)(e speakers exploded.
I'm not allowed to double-jump anymore. T)(ey called it "distracting" and "inappropriate to t)(e workplaice." I M-EAN, I'm ALLOW-ED to do w)(atebber I want. Royalty and all t)(at. But I've been ADVIS-ED to no longer do so, w)(ic)( is bassically t)(e same t)(ing.
I'd say t)(e biggest adjustment to living on -Eart)( Sea is t)(e w)(ole diurnal t)(ing. Like, yea)(, no one's FORCING me to be awake during t)(e day, but t)(e sunlig)(t is so nice! -Especially w)(en it isn't burning your everyt)(ing like an overdone fis)(steak! T)(e second biggest is t)(e reelative lack of murder.
O)()( I s)(ouldn't be snacking t)(is late in t)(e nig)(t (SO weird to say, by t)(e way.) but t)(e royal tummy is doing some royal grumblies.
𖦤 If / you're / hungry, / you're / hungry / girl, / no / shoulds / about / it :||
𖦤 Sure, / you / don't / wanna / condition / yourself / into / expecting / a / snack / before / cupe / every / day But / hunger's / hunger :||
If I use t)(e same pun more t)(an once in a message I'll DI---E, by t)(e wave. So if you sea somet)(ing I typed and go "O)(, s)(e missed one )(ere!", No, I didn't. T)(is game is FAR more deep t)(an you could POSSIBUBBLY compre)(end.
YOU ARE ONE OF VERY FEW PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY ON THIS WEBSITE, WHO I CONSIDER EVEN MILDLY TOLERABLE.
Did somet)(ing )(appen w)(ile I was busea? 38?
