D. Eliezer Strider
@hollywoodGodhead
Better than Snider, I'm a Survivor. No denier can stop my cinematic fire. Stride on the Wild Side. You want to be a star, don't you? #: 555-018-2883
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e74e94a5729.png #fishingfriday
I might take a little sabbatical, I need to get out of the office and clear my head a little bit, man My pups and kitties are in charge, do not disrespect their authority
Just got to smooch the empress of Alternia, my God I love #fishingFriday She's even prettier in person if you believe it, man, what a cool day.
Ngl I feel on top of the world right now
Oh I bet! Kissing the LEADER of Alternia? That's ultimate bragging rights.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e74e94a5729.png #fishingfriday
Thank you Tuna I can't take all the credit I have a few people in my boat to help
Thanks brother, it gave me hell but it was worth it
It \/\/\/\/ould appear there is some #fishingfriday contro\/\/ersy. Y'see, if y'look just barely y'can see residual artifactin' from... photoshop. Haha. Just kiddin' last. Congratulations.
Hey, what can you do, God knew if he made me tall I would be too powerful
Thanks, I had a lot of help hauling that bitch into the boat
You nearly gave me a heart attack me, you were the one who took the picture
Best I ever got was a fish around this size. (Not my photo.) https://greatmiamiriverway.com/storage/1365/Fish.jpg
That's still impressive, Peaches, this big boy is going back into the water, so maybe you can find him
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
I like to punch the water and catch fish like a bear #fishingfriday
An Orphaner's-- Game\/\/\/\/ard's Guide To Fishing. ------------------- Penned by Game\/\/\/\/ard Dualscar. Sponsored by the #fishingfriday #fund Listen close y'shoal-minded \/\/\/\/rigglers. There is dignity in \/\/\/\/hat I do. Spearfishin'. The glory o' th'harpoon is more than y'could possible hope t'achie\/\/e. But there is a gentler more courteous \/\/\/\/ay t'get'em. \/\/\/\/e're goin' t'b'needin' t'teach y' lance fishin'. Rod fishin' fer y'earthlings. First, you require a proper angler’s lance (fishing rod). Not some snapped-off drift spar or carni\/\/al toy, pried from a purple blood's tool kit. Naur, y'need a flexible shaft \/\/\/\/it' enough gi\/\/e to tire yer catch \/\/\/\/itout lettin' it free. Fasten it t'the castin' line (fishing line), \/\/\/\/hich is \/\/\/\/hat carries yer death-- hook, to the \/\/ictim. At th'end o'th'line, y'need a ja\/\/\/\/-hook. Small, cur\/\/ed, treacherous. Not unlike a caliginous courtship, if courtship \/\/\/\/ere honest. Th'hook is dressed \/\/\/\/ith bait-meat or \/\/\/\/it' an imitation lure if y're gettin' fancy on me. \/\/\/\/orms, grubs (nontroll), flesh, filet, soft-bodied insects, bright little false-s\/\/\/\/immin' lures. It dunnae matter. The point is not nourishment. It's t'con\/\/ince th'fish that it's real. Abo\/\/e the hook, afix a float bulb. Or, a bobber, if y'\/\/\/\/ill. If y'are fishin' on the surface, any\/\/\/\/ay. It marks \/\/\/\/here y're offerin' rests and tells y'\/\/\/\/hen some \/\/\/\/itless gillbeast has mouthed yer hook. If y'are fishin' deeper, or against a stronger current, afix a sink stone, instead. It'll drag th'bait do\/\/\/\/n\/\/\/\/ard. No\/\/\/\/, fer castin'. Ye ain't goin' t'hurl it like an untrained ser\/\/ant thro\/\/\/\/in' scrap at a \/\/\/\/all. Ye are goin' t'back the lance. Release the line smoothly, an' send th'hook out \/\/\/\/it' grace. This is yer line-fling, or cast. Timin', angle, \/\/\/\/ind, they all account fer a successful cast. To abrupt, y'tangle. Too \/\/\/\/eak, y'drop it, an' that is a mar\/\/elous \/\/\/\/ay to forfeit yer fishin' rights. Once yer bait is in th'\/\/\/\/ater. Y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait a bit more. Not unlike \/\/\/\/aitin' fer th'Empress to gi\/\/e a command. Y'gotta b'diligent. It ain't fer the impatient. It's fer those \/\/\/\/ho understand that hunger makes a fool outta both you an' I an' especially the fish. Y'\/\/\/\/ait fer the float bulb to t\/\/\/\/itch or dip. The nibble-\/\/\/\/arnin. Dunnae yank immediately. Y'll panic it. They mouth it first, test, taste, lett'em commit t'th'mistake. Then, hook'em \/\/\/\/it' an up\/\/\/\/ard motion. This sets the barb. Then, \/\/\/\/e start the fight. It becomes a back an' forth. Y'gotta keep tension. Dunnae be a fool that lose \/\/\/\/hat you'\/\/e earned. Too much strain, the line snaps. Y'let the rod bend, because it's \/\/\/\/hat it's there fore. If y'\/\/e got a drag \/\/\/\/heel, use it. Let's the line slip under pressure s'they can run from y'ns. They'll tire out from it. Y'ain't tryin' to o\/\/erpo\/\/\/\/er the creature. Y're tryin' t'exhaust it. Both of ye are noble creatures, but only y'\/\/e got authority in this domain. Once it's by th'shore, or yer dock, or yer \/\/essel, dunnae grab at it unless ye \/\/\/\/ant punctured or other\/\/\/\/ise humiliated by yer o\/\/\/\/n hook. Use a catch-basket, or landin' net. Grip clamp if it's too big. In the \/\/\/\/orst case scnario, y'\/\/e gotta gaff it. Mind the fins, teeth, an' spines \/\/\/\/hen y'unhook. Fish ain't harmless just b'cause they are in air. \/\/\/\/hen y'mean to release it, do it quickly. If y'mean to keep it, cull it then. Keep on ice if y'intend t'keep it, ideally. I ain't goin' to go into the other methods about. But I'll b'sure t'inform anyone curious.
#fishingfriday to use up the extra #worms ive got as bait
Your charity knows no bounds
₍^. .^₎⟆ And some of you doubted me httpss://!.p!n!mg.com/1200x/24/73/36/247336a021a47ede00c2799e75cc05e7.jpg~
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5475b87c7b00.png Got my assortment for #fishingfriday ready
Everyone comment your favorite fishing tackle. This is mine: https://i.imgur.com/H1dasHw.jpeg #nsfw (but not rlly)
Y'kno\/\/\/\/, rod fishin' is relati\/\/ely ne\/\/\/\/ t'me. Al\/\/\/\/ays \/\/\/\/as a spear fisher m'self. But can't exactly harmlessly catch'em that \/\/\/\/ay. I'll ha\/\/e t'think on this.
Oh fuck yeah, there’s tons to learn. I’ll take you noodling sometime too in catfish country
#fishingfriday
I'll be fishin with my man dualscar for all future Friday mornings gives me an opportunity to just get away from it all
Tell me about it man A way to let loose and crack a cold one. #substance
You know it, brings me back to nicer memories that's for sure
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Hey, question for my fellow Trolls with a gambling addictions, how does one play Alternian Hold'em? I only know Omaha and Texas #humanasktrolll #gambling
Anyone here into poker and willing to risk money and/or collateral? I'm thinking about holding a poker tourney. Texas Holdem, or Alternian Holdem for those of you folks with colourful blood. There'll be cool jazz, dim lighting and arcade games.
God yes, I've been dying to gamble, send me the time space coordinates
51507359~01277583~17748759~81, don't be late, don't be displaced.
Barking news! Jade harley won dog of the year competition Multiple dog owners mad because "she isn't a real dog" Any opinions? Stay tuned
okay but jadE, and variants thErEof, is bEst dog.
She is classified as having that "dog" in her, so per the rulebook, her win is completely legal. Congratulations, Jade!
My most impressive congratulations to Jade, she is a good girl that deserves a nice new toy ball and a ride in the car
#nsfw so rt hose two detectives bonin or is it actually guns they r shootin
Def s♡me pitch feels g♡ing ♡n and I’m here f♡r it <3
Lord... please forgive me... I stooped so... so so. so. so. low... #millerverse #noir
The ideal Banana split is Cherry Garcia, Cookiemonster, and Butter Pecan with whip, nuts, and a cherry. The toppings are fudge, peanutbutter carmel and strawberry purée… and two wafer cookie straws stuck in there That is all
You have no idea what the body can withstand
no trust me im fully aware but i refuse to withhold cherry garcia icecream with cookie monster
Love wins I guess??? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🌈🪁👮♂️👮♂️ #cantheyevenseecolors
xx_OMG_IF_THEY_CANT_SEE_COLORS_THEY_CANT_APPRECIATE_DOUBLE_RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!_this_is_a_TRAVESTYYYyy_orz_xx
No they cannot, that’s what makes it gayer