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D. Eliezer Strider [HC!AU]
@hollywoodGodhead
[ Hyperclutch! AU ] You want to be a star, don't you? ❤️ @coralConviviality 🍑 @gleefullyCurvaceous 🐉
[News to the World, Strider is back, and he's making a picture you would be perfect for! He's just going to need a few things first...] This Strider is an Alpha Timeline variant, thrown into golden age of cinema. He started a low budget producer, making short flicks here and there on the indie scene to get an extra buck, but Tinsel town had different plans for David. As the cost of big pictures started to rise, so too did the growing ambition. Hungry audiences wanting more, new, better, brighter-- all new frontiers to claim. Rival studios started to struggle-- disappearing starlets, faulty equipment (careful where you walk), producers hanging from telephone poles. But not Strider Studios. The luxury brand. The definite article. Horror, Drama, Comedy, they do it all. With the largest set in Hollywood, anything can happen, and all you need to do is sign a few little contracts. The road to fame is shorter than you would expect. The only question is what does it cost to you? [HYPERCLUTCH! AU] This is the name for the specific AU that my Dave is from. You may notice other characters around the site using [HC!AU] and [Hyperclutch! AU] in their name/bio, that means that they are part of the same universe and are canonically connected. Not all of these accounts are played by me, several of them are played by my IRL moirail. [Disclaimer:] While Dave is often played a lot softer, he very much is still a tragic character that has had his fair share of slip ups and mistakes, mostly of substance. He dabbles in the occult and sometimes, "extracurricular activities" after dark. If any of this upsets you or otherwise makes you uncomfortable, feel free to block if need be. Potential Tags You May See: #nsfw #dubcon #blood #cult #mafia #cohersion #substance
Woahhh woke up from one hell of a nap, what the hell happened?
Would you all be interested if I had a tour bus system for my studio? Been thinking about sprucing the place up, making a little commission on the side.
I can’t tell if he’s hard to get or just hard lmao
wwho
Why would you like to know, Ampora?
nosy
Fuck off that’s not funny. I had to get stitches.
you deservved it to be fair
Yeah yeah, so you told me
Happy Mothers Day to all mothers, but mostly the good moms
essentially what im trying t0 say is the w0rst thing y0u can be is ashamed 0f wh0 y0u are and if y0u spend y0ur life hiding wh0 y0u really are y0u will never be able t0 be f0und by the pe0ple wh0 want t0 l0ve y0ur true self
So true
>> My kneejerk react¡on ¡ડ "but what ¡f peop1e don't 1ove me for my true ડe1f" but ¡ th¡nk ¡f ¡ ડa¡d that then the peop1e on here are actua11y go¡ng to jump me
what if they dislike y0ur false self? what if they w0uld l0ve y0ur true self if y0u 0nly sh0wed it t0 them?
>> There ¡ડ ડometh¡ng to be ડa¡d about ¡t be¡ng eaડ¡er to be hated for a facade than to r¡ડk not be¡ng 1oved for who you are, but ¡t ¡ડ ડt¡11 worth ¡t, you're r¡ght.
ever7 time 7ou talk it’s the realest shit ever
unf0rtunately the shit about having tw0 love y0urself in order t0 love an0ther is true for m0re practical and less sappy prose reas0ns.
I have been beloathed, this has been a very eventful morning.
H1!! <3
Hey Babe sup?
B31NG BOR3D. JUST CH1TTR1NG.. YOU?
Vagueposting hook ups, I am unstoppable
OH??? >:]
gross
Well good morning to you too
Just uh, finished up, man that was some release, huh? #suggestive #vagueposting
TH1S 1S M3. HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/203842C14182.PNG #NSFW
Oh god, I do be sleeping a lot
stop sleepin then problem solvved moron
How's the view from up there? #vagueposting
I've been busy getting my affairs in order, sorry for the slow posts Conversing with royalty will do that to you
... Never thought you needed to know.
i had just been followed by multiple people from hyperclutch universe i do not know what this is my library appears to be blank on it hopefully i am not getting hunted #scared #hyperclutch #nothunted
no need 2 b alarmed <3
you are now my second favourite non hooman non troll entity right behind count chocula of course thank you
i will not be alarmed but i will not cross out this being a haunting ghosts are scary and they get into my cereal
⍙vV-oH! cOuNt cHoCuL˄ oF HuGh/V\˄N CeRe˄lS? lIkE Th˄t tOo. VeRy t˄sTy. LiTtLe /V\˄rSh/V\˄LlOVVS CrUnCh nIcE.-Vv⍙
I’m sure it’s going to be fine
☀️🌀🐠🐚🪸 s𖦹𖦹 i guess a pinned "get 2 kn𖦹 da princess" chitt is in 𖦹rder lma𖦹... umm welc𖦹me 2 mai page!! i'm r𖦹xane but u can jst call mee r𖦹x!! 𖦹r r𖦹xy if u feel liek bein extra quirky w it! i am a seadweller as u may hav pr𖦹bly guessed lma𖦹... my h𖦹bbies include sh𖦹ppin 4 cute sparklie thingz, hittin th waves 𖦹n mai surf b𖦹ard w my besties, and takin care 𖦹f the 𖦹cean w all its lil critters!!! thingz pr𖦹bly w𖦹nt get t𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹 crazy 𖦹n mai page l𖦹lz i'm t𖦹tes chill i pr𖦹mise. dms r alwaysss 𖦹pen cuz i luv makin new friends!!! [ https://cdn.imgchest.c𖦹m/files/0a46c140b036.png ] 🌺🦀✨🐳🌺
Well hello there, a proper mermaid
WOAHHH You look like my Barbies!! I mean that in a totally not chauvinistic way,,,
🪸☀️🪼🌊🪸 aaaa ty thats suuuch a big c𖦹mpliment cuz barbies r t𖦹tes super pretty :)) 🌀✨🦑✨🫧
Chittr Confessional: I blew up the town of Megaton on my first Fallout 3 playthrough. And every subsequent one after that.
on my first playthrough i killed everyone in megaton but didnt blow it up and also just generally was very evil
but since then i am reformed and i am nice and good now
Honestly… same
Unfortunately dealing with the consequences of my actions. What's next, I have to reap what I sow? Ridiculous.
No you can delegate the reaping
OuO reap you say....
Checks and balances are overrated Mr. President
Most of the time people just say "nuh uh." Quite unfortunate.
Just one more thing... I like y'all to meet... Barkbeast, my basset hound. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d3d99b114bd.png
:33 < i rate this post 10/10 kitty points!
/\ Very good name /\ /\ Give them a scritch for me /\/
Just one more thing... You may give them a scitch yourself they appear to be empowered by a green sun and teleported away
Mwah
mwah
Mwah.
I have come with fantastic news regarding the laboratories and pharmaceuticals currently operated by Miss @cmallieEntertainment! Health of Health & Safety, Mr. Sabbot (@alarmingApothecary), has confirmed all labs have been deemed up to code for the sweep 5123, and cleared them for TFDA approval; all Callie Mallie labs have been APPROVED for the production of Estrogen and Testosterone, in light of her recent application for the approved production. Excellent work, Callie!
X SEE I CAN SELL THINGS LEGALLY x
[|87 :: 1ndeed your can! 1 was qu;te ;mpressed w;th your labs. G00d luck w;th your cont;nued hormone synthes;s.
X Thank you very much, I will! x
YOU ALL WIN.
i didn't mean get rid of it it was just funny
:33 < i give this post 10/10 kitty points!!! :33 < red33m 10 kitty points to request one purrsonal drawing furrom me!!
who would have thought that there would be su(h an enmit7 for stalagmites. what did geolog7 ever do to the site at large?
==> ROSE: Redeem kitty points.
:33 < dm me what mew would like me to draw in mspawint
i'm sorry rose! it was funny.
Let it be known that even though I am a degenerate at heart, I can still abide by the rules of conviviality.
I just want me wearing your clothes, and you wearing my outfit.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 A fine lady indeed, and one who would be open to my heart had it not been closed off. I could not have put better words together myself so I shall gladly plagiarize your statement for my own as well. "Let it be known that even though I am a degenerate at heart, I can still abide by the rules of conviviality." 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
:33 < hmmm i will do what i can!!
I need more badges that fit my personality if anyone would be so kind as to help me out with that I would appreciate it
ud hav sum lik uh wutitcalled those movie snapper thingies as a badge :)
Yeah! That would be awesome
agreed
Anyone for San-nakji? #vaguepost