♦ pitied by @hollywoodGodhead
33PY...
watching a movie with someone special. it’s promising so far!!!!!!!!
Another Maternal Holiday goes by, without a word from my children, I wonder if they still think of me. #ventpost
> She's genuinely upset, she's looking at her phone with a huge frown reading his vagueposts about her.. Agh, she didn't want to hurt his feelings yet she did. She sighs and throws her cellphone to the side trying her best to ignore the feed, she needs to sleep anyways.
H3'S CH4TT1NG 1N TH1S THR34D, H3LP!
stop sleepin then problem solvved moron
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♯NO ♯NOT ♯ME
no point bein coy about it so in case anyone wwas wwonderin yes im on the team at #totaldramaislandinternational #totaldramaisland #myisland and you can wwell and bloody look forwward to the challenge myself and the rogue a vvoid are preparin to pose for our lucky contestants #imcoming #wwith @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
hi im awake and im sad and lacking enrichment and im making it ur problem now
I'll admit, I've made some pretty fucked up mistakes in my life. Rest assured, I am starting to face the consequences.
I'm a happy lil Egg yes I am yes I am happy little Eggbert yes I am :D
im frowning so heavily over here you wouldnt believe
🜏 @xon♱rroverrsiialMiilk siinxe u asked so niixely ii fel♱ II had ♱o show u ♱ha♱ II xan iin fax♱ ♱iie my bulges iin a kno♱ liike xherrrry s♱ems ♱ADAAAAAA #nsfw #bulge #basiixallyaballoonlusus #rro♱♱enpiixpos♱ ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.se/fiile/f2~♱oyhou~se/iimages/118587941_bODL8f3enqlFO67.png ) ♅
I know ʇo muc)+| abouʇ all of you. Sʇop yanking your bulge's. #nsfw
Man.. That wa2 you???? Now I kinda f33l bad I lik3 you
I think perhaps that we shouldn't 8e asking questions when we aren't ready for the answers. ::::)
Why is ev'ryone ranking castes now though (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)
wow ocray didnt realize we was all suddenly #glubhaters
chocolate???!???? now you want to kill me?!!??
I fell asleep and my ice cream melted...
Let me put this as straight-forward as possible. Absolutely not. You are at a severe lack of context and that's my own fault, but no. Patching that up would be like trying to revive the Titanic from the bottom of the fucking ocean.
Landed. Immediately hate ithere.
// Cronus doesn't have a single nude of himself.
ur not uggie onyl the lil flatfaced tuxedo ktity is
// CRAZY RIGHT!! I wish that we could have that in the US, especially after last year, which completely fucked us over. 😭😭😭 People know what they owe and how much they need to pay would make all this so much easier than just punishing people for something most people barely understand!!
// @ Obama's IC post about the IRS. fuck the IRS. Last year, we got fined 9000 dollars for a company incorrectly reporting my brother's wages as contracted and not w2 (as he was paid an hourly wage and worked full-time, etc., etc., and was an employee on paper) And we finished paying it off, yeah, but yeah, pay your taxes and make sure your company isn't trying to fuck you over because they're cutting corners.
i ahte my ugly son breakfast (unraveled the sweater i was knittin)
I’m practicing shutting the fuck up. Not sure I’m a fan.
jarvis slap this mans nuts
no i just got a thing 4 bein treated like the bestest prettiest most important boy in the whole world bc i AM
i think i deserve 2 b pampered n treated like a princess tbh. buy me pretty things n tell me how much u wanna take em off of me later #nsfw
// feel better
MY ALLERGIES ARE KILLING ME ):B
It's kind of a shame that the only picture that currently exists of me and my ex was taken immediately after II had two leave the polycule. Sigh. https://i.ibb.co/m5hCCy1k/5ZIb-FON.png
Everyday I realize more and more that a committed relationship is just not for me.
ok everyone bring ur MOST flammable objects #bonfireparty
I am realizing now that the particular phrasing and hashtag corresponding did not suggest quite what my message's intended congruence was meant to be.
coconut popsicle w/ a chocolate snak pack pudding thank me later #food
I HATE EVERYTHING. I GOT A STRESS BALL BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT COULD HELP BUT MY DISGUSTING ASS CLAWS PUNCTURED IT AND NOW I'M COVERED IN STICKY GOO.
its #ConfuzzleHimFriday how r YOU gonna confuzzle him?????
heehee i am sooooo unbelievably stoned rn and i look soooo cute 2 #bait #uknowwho #<3 #nsfw #substance
not enough people tryin to kill me i guess
dis is how i know its fake
You can tell I'm bored because I keep posting instead of doing anything better with my time.
I tend not to let it grow out of the bob. It's a bit below shoulder length now though. I tried a pixie cut once but was not particularly into it.
It is, 8ut the matter of fact is that the 8u88les will not run themselves. They'll dissolve if no one is around to fuel their memory. I try to make a ha8it of upkeeing the ones I have.
Jea/ous of a// the coo/ account badges /'m seeing /:(
(I find myself suddenly very nervous. How much posting is too much posting? Am I talking too much? Would it 8e on theme? Would it 8e annoying? Will I 8ore everyone with my presence?) ((editor's note! single parentheses is still aranea speaking. i like to think it's like the tag thing without doing actual tags. ill make it clear when its ooc))
Do you need some help?
AAAHHH I'M IN SO MUCHHH TROUBLE I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED THHHE WORK WATER COOLER OVER BECAUSE I CHHHECKED CHHHITTR WHHHILE I WAS STANDING UP AAAA AAAAAA THHHERE'S WATER EVERYWHHHERE #tailhhhaverproblems
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:33 < nothing is as heart wrenching when mew go to comment on someone's post just to find out mew were blocked unu
LOGG1NG OFF M4YB3 FOR3V3R 1 DONT KNOW JUST NOT F33L1NG 1T 4NYMOR3 UGH #GOODN1GHT #MOR3L1K3 #B4DN1GHT #1MD3PR3SS3D
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will say being weird about my wings only *sometimes* is so stupid like yea i know i said its cool if you hurt me but if you tug on any of my feathers rn this is gonna turn from hot to scary real damn quick #nsfw
:33< its girl but i furked up the spelling badly
soup. https://64.media.tumblr.com/21e1a12814a86631ea6f1cca04a38640/97a9024053752ba1-ba/s2048x3072/8682f7ee5b2470a16f304fe4643f6236e1f76748.jpg
i apologize for any and all concerning posts i might have made in the past little while i got a little too into the holiday
Unfortunately.
Chat i might b3 cook3d
wait whaaaaaa........ ==> off she went, never to be seen again. some say she's still out there somewhere, flying where no dog has ever been before
i was doing so good why did i even drink tonight #substance
It’s Sad When Someone You Know Becomes Someone You Knew.
X Everybody’s a freak until they’re tied up and about to have my fist up their ass, then suddenly it’s “hold on isn’t your hand as big as my head?” #nsfw x
One Davesprite blocked me so I'm doing wing flavors out of spite /jk /lh
i went 2 hates u island and ur kismesis was there makgin out sloppy style w ur matesprit idk wht tht was abt
My talons are NOT strong enough for cans man.
Muting the alertSss Sssent to my phone really leaveSss me outta the loop man
:33 < Clawncerned* but thank mew for it!!
I went. For one night. And I blacked out because. Of how intense it was.
and perfomative as well @ boooo cringe
men are so stupid @
wwho the fuck decided it wwas fishin fry day #eridanwweek hold on i just speared some losers biclopsdad lemme snap a pic
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Someone submitted a bigger fish...
I shall not be taken fishing.
u ever read something and just feel a visceral physical heat wash over your entire body bc holy shit. some of you are just too good at roleplaying and i can t cope with it #nsfw #imaroused #vaguepost
No one sho\/\/\/\/ed up fer fishin'.
// STOP EDGING ME YOU HATERRRRRR!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT ME DEAD IM EATING UR PARTNER RN #CANNIBALISM /SILLY
// OM NOM NOM STOP EDGING ME THEN ILL SPIT THEM OUT
MHMMM, I DONT KNOW IF I BELIEVE YOU ((50 MILLION ACCOUNTS))
SAME.. SIGHHHSSSSS
YOURE ACTUALLY EVERYWHERE, YOU'RE ALMOST OBSESSED WITH ME ( ˘ ³˘)
OR ELSE WHAT? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO SHIT (:<B ((LMAO DO IT))
ii do thiink the piity aand mediiaate buttonss aare aa liittle funny. becaausse they dont don't do aanythiing other thaan confusse humaanss aand ssometiimess fuckiing confusse me.
i am simply just a dumb fucking dog boy i can mnot fucntion in these conditions #nsfw #nsfwe
haahaa sso funny eaat my aasssshole httpss://cdn.diisscordaapp.com/aattaachmentss/311431599445245952/1489700796659531816/iimaage.png?ex=69d15f7b&iiss=69d00dfb&hm=aa645aa1935faa39ceb5b8aac4e5eaa8c45b9b559c2d5aa5e658f85c6ddaa0b55fce106&
i think i havea c..c.......c... c. c.....c r....cr......... crush on hhhhim oh god oh fuck oh no this is disgusting #nsfw #yearning #romantic #disgusting
i thingk im having a crissis of identity rn .........
Dave keeps saying I need to choose a more updated photo for my pfp but ehhh, I think this one works just fine, even if it is pre-sburb ^_^
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
Its still a important question
my posts haven't been getting much traction lately / i wonder why
does anyone know if people fused with dogs can take hrt like normal or do i need dog hrt :0
wait hold on that sounds really gay
man you really grew up to be a weenie huh
Those of you who have suffered the hands of something wicked and grimdark, how did you deal with it? I don't know how exactly to free myself, but am curious if anyone else had some particular experience with The Old Ones. #horrorterrors
Blocking seems to be not working in some way. ooc blocked an account on mobile, they kept popping up in my feed. swapped to desktop, ooc blocked again, it worked. UNTIL i was back on mobile, at which point i started seeing them again. weird
No John Before You Say Anything I Have Not Tried "Hanging upside down from some kind of stalactite or something, like the vampires from the lost boys."
One of the more irritating parts about having old bone breaks that didn't heal quite right is that they have a terrible tendency to shift out of place every now and then. Having to figure out how to maneuver my body to put it back into place is such a bother. #gore ?
D --> Every day I come home from fighting demons and nightmare creatures and the true nightmare is whatever is going on here
gaiz is it gay 2 be inluv? #amicooked?
SOM3TH1NG W1LL PROB4BLY H4PP3N TO M4K3 1T CL34R WHY BUT 1 DON'T L1K3 1T 1N TH3 M34NT1M3
my sphere it<hes #importantinformation #nsfw
ERISOL IM TAKING YOUR FUCKING COOKIE AWAY
god dammit
D bby wat does this mean
I need to sink my fangs into him so fucking bad, ughhhghghgh. #nsfw
The Normal media site can't handle my #SWAG
NO no no no! you will not trick me master stop being a bad influence on rose!!
[I wish i had someone to hug and i wasnt so vacantly lonely all the time... all i have are bones and dead plants and the memories of being cool #lonelyposting]
Is there a way to check fur stalkers on here pawhaps?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
((real LMFAO i only just pulled out my drawing tab after an entire month or so JUST for a dumb bit </3))
man i cant psot tht... i can nvr be men on here :(
#vaguepost i know blocking and moving on is the play 100% of the time but. i cannot believe the implications of someone saying "ah yes i cope by jokingly rping about hating transgenders and people of color"....... you're fucking dumb goodbye. idgaf if he was gonna change in 30 minutes..it wasn't FUNNY. ok that's all i got xoxo )
i need a big strong prince to come and save me #notinaromanticway
its time to spin this goddamn wheel and see who gets some swagadocious art nevermind i regret saying swagadocious i cringed the bones out of my flesh ive been hanging around roxy too much this shit needs to stop anyways wheel of fate time good luck everyone
ill speak on behalf a evveryone in sayin nobody expected a surprise performance from @clowwnBae its about to fuckin start too so if you still find yourself en route vvia gruber xl tell the drivver to hurry the fuck up use vviolence if necessary #eridanwweek
Men will always find the opportunity to make it about themselves. This is because they are, typically, unused to society and conversation not revolving around them.
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gawd im so fucgkin popular <3
hey chittr i think a chaser is tryna get with me, mew. they don't want me for my body tho just what's inside it, mew~ 💖✨
Being heir isn't all it's chalked up to be. I mean, fuck, nevvermind it IS vvery glamorous. And I AM fabulously wwealthy. And I technically havve absolute dominion ovver Alternia. But all of this is to make you complacent. Like fattening up a feedgrub before the slaughter. You wwant change, you got to WWORK. Otherwwise yoar death in yoar prime is guaranteed. It's hard being a kid and growwing up. It's hard and nobody understands.
whoever dissslikesss my chit isss a bitch #vagueposssting
✦ if I knew what a hue was I would probably find that really funny!!
its soooo hard making trolls in the sims ugh fuck u earthen technology </3
no clue what a company retreat is but ok, , ,