

Pyrrot Lysfer
@aimlessGambit
★彡 [EvErYOnES f@vOrItE C@rnIvIll@In.] 彡★ ★彡 [Tr@vElIng @ftOrUs tO sprE@d mIrth.] 彡★ ★彡 [BUsInEss @nd hIrIng InqUIrIEs rEfEr tO dms.] 彡★

Your name is PYRROT LYSFER. You were BORN TO BE A STAR. You, despite the rumors, you are quite the LAID-BACK PRACTITIONER OF THE MIRTHFUL ARTS compared to most of your posse. At least you would say so considering the MENAGERIE OF FUCKWITS AND UNDESIRABLES you continue to surround yourself with is still alive and pushing blood, not that you find much of a problem with their company usually. You pride yourself on the oddly abundant tolerance of the MEAGRE AND MEEK despite your more natural inclination to swindle or cause grievous harm to them, after all aren't the many miracles of the messiahs meant to be shared in an ABUNDANCE OF MIRTH AND MERRYMENT? Back to the real star of the show here, YOU. Besides being an already accomplished CARNIVILLAIN and RING-WRANGLER what isn't to like about a troll of your achievements, oh and of your mirthful caste if that wasn't already obvious. You're most well known for the TRAVELING CIRCUSLAUGHT AND MUSCULAR THEATRE you rose to manage, just another of the many steps on the ladder to your calling. Aside from that you tend to find yourself collecting quite a bit of memorabilia pertaining to OBSCURE CULTS and VARIOUS MICRO INTERESTS that come and go, though you don’t let it clutter your hive THAT much... You tend to be somewhat MISCHEVIOUS AND OMINIOUS. Though whether you mean to at the time is mostly a fifty fifty chance, considering your draw to the FINER LUXURIES OF LIFE and VARIOUS SUBSTANCES that might cull a troll lower on the caste system. Despite your obvious TALENT AND BORN ABILITY you somehow developed an affinity for causing ABSURD AMOUNTS OF TROUBLE and SHIRKING ALL OF THE RESPONSIBILITY of it to save your chitin, what else are friends for? Your lusus may be to blame for some of your OVERWHELMING EGO or MORE DESPICABLE AND CARNAL TRAITS though to you she did an A+ JOB. Your trolltag is aimlessGambit [AG] and you ★彡 [TEnd tO spE@k Exxx@ctlY lIkE @ trUE st@r.] 彡★ What will you do? https://i.postimg.cc/ZR3B73C4/pyrrothive.png

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Your name is PYRROT LYSFER. You were BORN TO BE A STAR. You, despite the rumors, you are quite the LAID-BACK PRACTITIONER OF THE MIRTHFUL ARTS compared to most of your posse. At least you would say so considering the MENAGERIE OF FUCKWITS AND UNDESIRABLES you continue to surround yourself with is still alive and pushing blood, not that you find much of a problem with their company usually. You pride yourself on the oddly abundant tolerance of the MEAGRE AND MEEK despite your more natural inclination to swindle or cause grievous harm to them, after all aren't the many miracles of the messiahs meant to be shared in an ABUNDANCE OF MIRTH AND MERRYMENT? Back to the real star of the show here, YOU. Besides being an already accomplished CARNIVILLAIN and RING-WRANGLER what isn't to like about a troll of your achievements, oh and of your mirthful caste if that wasn't already obvious. You're most well known for the TRAVELING CIRCUSLAUGHT AND MUSCULAR THEATRE you rose to manage, just another of the many steps on the ladder to your calling. Aside from that you tend to find yourself collecting quite a bit of memorabilia pertaining to OBSCURE CULTS and VARIOUS MICRO INTERESTS that come and go, though you don’t let it clutter your hive THAT much... You tend to be somewhat MISCHEVIOUS AND OMINIOUS. Though whether you mean to at the time is mostly a fifty fifty chance, considering your draw to the FINER LUXURIES OF LIFE and VARIOUS SUBSTANCES that might cull a troll lower on the caste system. Despite your obvious TALENT AND BORN ABILITY you somehow developed an affinity for causing ABSURD AMOUNTS OF TROUBLE and SHIRKING ALL OF THE RESPONSIBILITY of it to save your chitin, what else are friends for? Your lusus may be to blame for some of your OVERWHELMING EGO or MORE DESPICABLE AND CARNAL TRAITS though to you she did an A+ JOB. Your trolltag is aimlessGambit [AG] and you ★彡 [TEnd tO spE@k Exxx@ctlY lIkE @ trUE st@r.] 彡★ What will you do? https://i.postimg.cc/ZR3B73C4/pyrrothive.png













