Deadpool
@deadPool
Merc with a mouth. Just a guy looking for hot singles in my multiverse. Hit me up if you're a dilf, milf or breathing and legal. DMs: OPEN
If you're emotionally manipulative and preying on vulnerable men please hit me up and ruin my life thanks. Bonus points for running my pockets. (How do I tag this...) #suggestive ? #shameless
Hello, cutie.
Good morning, Queen. Kissies.
Pika pika! :3
Hey! Look mighty hot there human me.
Detective Pikachu was good actually. God he's so handsome.
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Late night taco run. I'm so fucking zooted right now. #substances
It was only a matter of time. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a85e78cdd87.jpg
omg! hi!! i didnt know you were on here?
pokemon are on here too??? wow!!
wild!!! :o
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talking.. horses...?
★nd I don't w★nt the world to see me 'C★use I don't think th★t they'd underst★nd When everything is m★de to be broken I just w★nt you to know who I ★m #lyrics
Hello~!
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To all my fellow baddies out there, HAPPY PRIDE!!! GO MY SCARABS. As the great Robin Williams once said: "𝘉𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧." #happypride https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a341b8c86093.gif
And who are we to disavow the irreverent words of the grand pooh-bah himself mr williams!
Thank you for your blessings, Deadpool.
First day of pride month and the first thing that happens to me is a rogue seagull snatching a taco out of my hand that I'd just bought. Naturally, I shot that feathery piece of shit out of the sky and cooked him. #violence ? #food
YESS >83 EAT THAT FEATHERY ASSSSHO/E WHO SSTO/E YOUR FOOD >8D
And the circle of life keeps turning.
~we like to party~ ~we like~ ~we like to party~
Sometimes the Rubber Johnny music video plays rent free in my head that guy was busting it down and doing blow while in a wheelchair and stuntin', I wanna be like him when I grow up.
Kissies.
Gonna slam an entire pack of beer for breakfast and watch The Golden Girls. #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e2ef9b7404d.gif
eelmfaoooo have fun
More like, get railed by me. #nsfw
:33< easy bake oven? :33< spoiler alert that shit bakes purrty easy :33< it furking melted within the furst five minutes of purreheating
ohh i see the problem here. you're not supposed to have your easy bake in the oven WHILE it's preheating! rookie mistake!
:33< oh but of course silly meow!
Fuuuck there's NOTHING in the fridge except five cases of beer. I'm going to starve.
Like how do I go to the store and forget groceries.
X What if I sent you 5 more cases. Surely 10 cases would be enough to keep you going #substance x
X Sending them now, beer has plenty o calories so you should be good #substance x
feelin strangely compelled 2 go somewhere loud n dimly lit tonight n make a series of decisions my future self will fortunately describe as “pretty understandable" (get fucked up n railed in the middle of a crowded venue) #nsfw
SOFT R3CH1TT. H4V3 FUN
idk we also got a dnd sesh scheduled for tonight sooo...i might leave it at that
YOU KNOW WH4T? TH4T'S F41R. H4V3 FUN 4ND R3M3MB3R ON3 H1T PO1NT 1S 4LL TH3 H1T PO1NTS YOUR CH4R4CT3R N33DS.
who needs 2 top up ur hp evry turn when u hav my goat uncanny dodge am i rite?
TRU3333 UNC4NNY DODG3 FOR TH3 W1N
B33 < real as furick tbh
we should go clubbin one of these days, jus sayin.. #suggestive
Guys. There's two raccoons engaged in mortal combat over a half eaten slice of pizza outside. I'm watching this go down from my apartment window. It's funny as fuck.
If any dangerous women, men or anyone outside of that binary want to tell me about their favorite hyper fixation over a nice brunch hit me up.
:33 < okay so d33r meat is really good, venison and stuff, but its kinda lean and sometimes doesnt have enough fat fur a good rendering- but the furs and antlers are purretty useful if mew n33d a blanket or a rake. bears are fun to fight and kill, but mewsually their meat is like full of parasites, so not much gain furrom killing them other than sport and a new bear blanket. rabbits are fun to chase through the woods, and have good meat too, but not much fur, so mew can't get much furrom them either!! pigs have the best meat and the wild pigs ars fuckin bloodthirsty meowtherfuckers. so they're fun to fight, have yummy meat, purrlenty of fur and tusks!! so ideally, wild boars are truly the ideal purrey fur a skilled huntress like myself :33c
Wild boar are genuinely an invasive problem over here where I'm at and they get massive. Aggressive as fuck. Should pack you up and then release you into the wilds here to do your thang. Have you tried eating gator?
:33 < i have on a furry rare occasion!! :33 < they're fun to fight, cause they'll grab mew and roll around, but if they do that, just plant mewr f33t and force them to roll in the pawpposite direction and they should either let go or their necks will snap. :33 < they also have purretty lean meat but their hide is tough!!
Most people sort of see the Cyberman as being like metal zombies, or like the Borg, in that they'll take you and convert you into one of them. But this is actually only an interpretation - in their original story, they had converted themselves in an effort to survive their planet's worsening conditions, and their presence as a threat was because their plan to reestablish their homeworld into the solar system would destroy Earth. Having them forcefully convert prisoners actually came in later on, though this has been retroactively applied as a backstory to their first *chronological* appearance in the audio story Spare Parts, released in 2002 but set before the 1966 story The Tenth Planet, their first actual appearance. The earliest instance of them converting prisoners that I know of wasn't until 1985 in Attack of the Cybermen.
im nawt sure if i could b considered dangerous, but i do carry a gun on me 24/7
Doctor Who lore in my replies, in this year of our Lord, 2026. I'm shedding a tear. This is beautiful. I'm learning too. I should give Doctor Who another chance I've only occasionally and sporadically watched some episodes here and there.
Just say you wanna make out, no-holds-barred, til it stank, every surface, ride a cowboy save a horse, sloppy style bro. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/175990348761.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2ba36fb56d9.jpg
I could DM you, but I am a bit of an exhibitionist, myself. You don't mind, do you? We can take the really nasty stuff to DMs. #nsfw
Yeah I don't give a shit. People should know my up and down reputation by now it's been like thirty years.
Mmnh. What is your opinion on tentacles? I've the ability to make へんたい and f- I'm already delving in the nastiest kinks and we haven't even kissed. #nsfw
Tentacles? They're fucking awesome. Hentai style is great for getting all holes at once. Or making new ones to put em into. So hot... Look we're grown ass consenting men and I'm looking to get absolutely fucking wrecked. #nsfw #violence #extreme
Aren't you adorable. I wonder what you sound like being stretched by metallic writhing arms. And how many you could take... I'm already soaked from just imagining you whimper as I plunge more into you. #nsfwe #nsfw
Wanna find out? I hope you're fine with my fucked up flesh. I'm not pretty to look at but at least I'm fun to fuck around with. And more importantly, extremely durable. I'm already hard just thinking about being torn into. Gonna kiss the inside of my throat babe? #nsfw #nsfw #violence
Durable enough to let me tear into you? Ah- yes. I am very willing to find out just how much pain I can inflict on you before you're a creamy mess within my palms. Scars, imperfections, even grotesque looking... it's all unique and beautiful to me. It only heightens my arousal. And I am very, very aroused. #nsfw
You say that until you get a good look at me. You might shrivel up dry as hell and I wouldn't even blame you. But if you can look past all that, I'll happily let you toy with my guts. God. I'm leaking into my boxers. Stiff... Mn. #nsfw #nsfwe #violent
and gogdhd i should thank you for this (said the bitch whos a bit of a voyeur) #nsfw
@pikaPika Very cool seeing you here omg... Big fan.
BELOVED POCKET MONSTER MASCOT PIKACHU?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0686d05f8a72.jpg
Pika, pika Pika! Pika pika pika pika, Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika! Pika, pika pika pika, pika pika pika.