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☼ Well, Mr. Pooldead Deadpool, it is an honor to meet you. ☼
☼ I see my name gets around outside of the walls of Equestria. Yes, it is I. It's very nice to meet you, Mister... Dead, pool? Am I writing this correctly? Some of the names online are quite strange. ☼
☼ Why, what an interesting mechanism to converse with other ponies online. Hello and good tidings, every pony. It will be lovely to know all of you. ☼
Good morning, Queen. Kissies.
Hello, cutie.
Oh hey man.
The people are calling for a Drone Strike. I fucking love Drone Strikes, so I will allow the people to decide, because legally I both definitely cannot and should not. #GiveJuniorTheirSparkleBack https://forms.gle/kBZm5KhF4KAZ8Kqq5
Hey! Look mighty hot there human me.
I've been taught about Pride Month. Stay gay.
(°. i have n𖦹 writing skills and i must write #smut .°)
talking.. horses...?
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wild!!! :o
pokemon are on here too??? wow!!
omg! hi!! i didnt know you were on here?
deadpool???????????
(˶ ˘ ³˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶)~♡☆♡☆♡
Thank you for your blessings, Deadpool.
Hello~!
★nd I don't w★nt the world to see me 'C★use I don't think th★t they'd underst★nd When everything is m★de to be broken I just w★nt you to know who I ★m #lyrics
And who are we to disavow the irreverent words of the grand pooh-bah himself mr williams!
And the circle of life keeps turning.
YESS >83 EAT THAT FEATHERY ASSSSHO/E WHO SSTO/E YOUR FOOD >8D
o-)- deadpool?!? i don’t think i want to double down on my best friend and love of my life disappearing actually
I've been claimed by one of Roxy's felines. This might be it for me.
find my pages
-=[dedpuul :-)_☺]=-
~we like to party~ ~we like~ ~we like to party~
I will give you ten dollars if you agree.
You are all so easy.
-=[hhghhmm x-)_☺]=-
hmmm keep tellin yourself that
then youre fucked ig lol
why isnt anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? its okay to be wrong being wrong and realizing you were wrong is how you learn and grow
Kissies.
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 "𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚍" 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕. 𝙸𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝-𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜. [#𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆] [#𝚁𝙴𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙳𝚄𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽] Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
More like, get railed by me. #nsfw
eelmfaoooo have fun
you should hate on the fucker back.
:33< easy bake oven? :33< spoiler alert that shit bakes purrty easy :33< it furking melted within the furst five minutes of purreheating
I have no idea, Deadpool.
X Sending them now, beer has plenty o calories so you should be good #substance x
...Sorry to earn your pity, main character from my book.
CROSS EXAMINATION! this is urgent how do you tell if someone is posing as you on social media as an identity theft thing to steal your clout or if they're from a different timeline
I think... It is time...
X What if I sent you 5 more cases. Surely 10 cases would be enough to keep you going #substance x
sick how aboat thurs
(=^･⩊･^=) < IF MEW'RE WILLING TO LET A FAT GOTH HAPPY GRRL TO DO IT!~
if u wanna brawl let minnow
(=^･⩊･^=) < HI, I LOVE EMEOWTIONALLY MANIPULATING DESPURRATE HUMANS!!!~
deadpools here n hes lowkey a hottie
feelin strangely compelled 2 go somewhere loud n dimly lit tonight n make a series of decisions my future self will fortunately describe as “pretty understandable" (get fucked up n railed in the middle of a crowded venue) #nsfw
ur so #relatable
and gogdhd i should thank you for this (said the bitch whos a bit of a voyeur) #nsfw
Most people sort of see the Cyberman as being like metal zombies, or like the Borg, in that they'll take you and convert you into one of them. But this is actually only an interpretation - in their original story, they had converted themselves in an effort to survive their planet's worsening conditions, and their presence as a threat was because their plan to reestablish their homeworld into the solar system would destroy Earth. Having them forcefully convert prisoners actually came in later on, though this has been retroactively applied as a backstory to their first *chronological* appearance in the audio story Spare Parts, released in 2002 but set before the 1966 story The Tenth Planet, their first actual appearance. The earliest instance of them converting prisoners that I know of wasn't until 1985 in Attack of the Cybermen.
im nawt sure if i could b considered dangerous, but i do carry a gun on me 24/7
:33 < okay so d33r meat is really good, venison and stuff, but its kinda lean and sometimes doesnt have enough fat fur a good rendering- but the furs and antlers are purretty useful if mew n33d a blanket or a rake. bears are fun to fight and kill, but mewsually their meat is like full of parasites, so not much gain furrom killing them other than sport and a new bear blanket. rabbits are fun to chase through the woods, and have good meat too, but not much fur, so mew can't get much furrom them either!! pigs have the best meat and the wild pigs ars fuckin bloodthirsty meowtherfuckers. so they're fun to fight, have yummy meat, purrlenty of fur and tusks!! so ideally, wild boars are truly the ideal purrey fur a skilled huntress like myself :33c
I'm surprised number two is currently in the lead.
It is a full moon tonight, should I: 1. Chant naked under its light around a fire. 2. Have a luxurious, candle lit bubble bath. 3. Offer one card readings for anyone who wants them. 4. A suggestion from the comments.
Durable enough to let me tear into you? Ah- yes. I am very willing to find out just how much pain I can inflict on you before you're a creamy mess within my palms. Scars, imperfections, even grotesque looking... it's all unique and beautiful to me. It only heightens my arousal. And I am very, very aroused. #nsfw
Aren't you adorable. I wonder what you sound like being stretched by metallic writhing arms. And how many you could take... I'm already soaked from just imagining you whimper as I plunge more into you. #nsfwe #nsfw
Certainly, especially if it involves petty 8ickering, thievery and the likes. Not the first or last time, I will 8e around that color.
Mmnh. What is your opinion on tentacles? I've the ability to make へんたい and f- I'm already delving in the nastiest kinks and we haven't even kissed. #nsfw
As if it was that hard to find you in the first place, you are a 8right red target. Regardless, I shan't 8ack down from such an enticing yet thrilling offer. the 8et is on, Deadpool........
I could DM you, but I am a bit of an exhibitionist, myself. You don't mind, do you? We can take the really nasty stuff to DMs. #nsfw
I am not a8ove trying new flavor's of timeline or universes. So yes, I am........
I would very much like to make out with you. And even tongue a little. Perhaps a prostate exam while I choke you with my tongue. #nsfw
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Hey hey, you're getting a little too ahead of yourself big dog. I haven't even fully set up my profile. Keep that shit on the downlow.
You rang.........
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! purrom!sSed hole and paws Sso here mew all go! Hope you enjoy~ ;3c ꠹
c< Hell yeaH! >c
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₍^. .^₎⟆ Nodd!ng and l!sten!ng yeSSSs꠹
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c< OOOOO, tHats always a fuN tiMe >c
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c< gOOd Ol dOuble tap! >c
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YOU THINK HEAT WASN'T THE FIRST THING I GOT?! I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS RODEO BEFORE ONCE, AND IT WAS HEAT PACKS FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS.
▲woke up to the sound of girls getting sucked off this retreat was a great idea▼ #nsfw
>>| .oh my. #yaoi .involved? fascinating.
c< tHaNK yOu DeadpOOl, i KNew yOu were a real ONe >c
WHAT?! SURE, FINE, WHATEVER. I'M IN ENTIRELY TOO MUCH PAIN TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW FUCKING ASININE THAT IS RIGHT NOW.
c< daMN, tHis girls bulge is tasty as fucK, HigHKey #Nsfw #yesiMcHittiNgwHilegiviNgHead #fucKyOu >c
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? DON'T CALL ME THAT
I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING WHILE I WASN'T ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE, BUT I'M GETTING PRETTY CLOSE TO THAT NOW SO I GUESS I'LL MAKE THE CALL. I'VE STARTED GETTING MOLT CRAMPS. I COULD GO INTO MY COCOON ANYWHERE BETWEEN NOW AND NEXT WEEK SO I GUESS WE'LL SEE. POINT IS, IF THIS ACCOUNT SUDDENLY GOES DARK FOR A WHILE- THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON. I KNOW APPROXIMATELY 1% OF YOU (THE ENLIGHTENED PERCENTAGE) WILL MISS MY POSTS BUT DON'T WORRY, I'VE SET UP SOME DOMINOES THAT MIGHT HELP YOU BRIDGE THE GAP. STAY TUNED.
X Bet dm coords and I’ll send it to you with six boxes of ammo, I have a video of me wasting someone posted somewhere on here if you wanna check out what it can do x
BRB GO1NG TO G3T S4NDW1CH3D B3TW33N 2 R3D GR34T3ST F1GUR3S OF 4LL T1M3 #NSFW
>>| .oh. the horny plaque .is now consuming deadpool.
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X Hell yeah do you want a .70 pistol? x
X Are you like the troll version of deadpool or are you lame? x
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Deadpool.
c< suggestive is a gOOd tag 4 tHis, yeaH >c
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>>| greetings. welcome to chittr, .enjoy your stay.
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