

Dexter Vuzrei
@catastrophicGalaxy
I AM DEXTER VUZREI!!! GENIUS INVENTOR, BUSINESS PERSON, AND SCIENTIST!!! SINGLE MOTHER OF ONE GLUNCH AND A THOUSAND RATS!!! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DNI!!!!!!!!! DM ME FOR SWEET DEALS ON ALL SORTS OF COOL GADGETS!!!

I FELT VERY CUTIE PATOOTIE TODAY!!! I TOOK THIS SELFIE AFTER MY MOIRAIL GIFTED ME THE REMAINS OF THE FOUR CEOS THAT IMPLODED A SUBMERSIBLE!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXTRA%20VUZREI.PNG

HAPPY UNC APPRECIATION DAY!!! TO MY ONE AND ONLY UNC @EMPYREANSAPOTHEOSIS !!!! IT IS A HOLIDAY THAT I HAVE JUST INVENTED!!!

WHY IS CHITTR BEING SO SLOW FOR ME?? WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO ME SPECIFICALLY??? I, DEXTER VUZREI, DO NOT DESERVE THIS!!!


You talked. I heard. Thank you for trusting me with your valuable thoughts, my dear constituents.

@PEANUT

OH COOL RANCH DORITOS LOCOS TACO FROM TROLL TACO BELL...I MISS YOU SO MUCH... @BARACKOBAMA BRING IT BACK!!!!

@PEANUT @SHYGUY YOU TWO LOOK TUFF AS HELL RIGHT NOW!!! I MUST TAKE A PICTURE!!!

I AM OFFICIALLY OUT OF ASKS TO ANSWER!! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ASK ME ANYTHING YOUR WEIRDO LITTLE BLOODPUSHER DESIRES!!! DO IT NOW!!! I KNOW YOU WANT TO!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/APDA7EGTMNE8ZVCS9

@PEANUT ASKED!!!: ADDITIONAL NOTE!!!: MY ANSWER!!!: PEANUT IT IS SO FUCKING BAD OUT THERE!!! IT BROKE MY PREMIUM MADE VASE!!! IT ATE ONE OF PHILLY'S HIVE GROWN POTATOES!!! IT'S HORRIBLE!!!! JUST HORRIBLE!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/CR2DUFLR6AE4TMZ3A

ANON ASKED!!: YOUR FAVORITE ANIME/TROLL ANIME? ADDITIONAL NOTE!!: YOU SEEM COOL AS FUCK NGL MY ANSWER!!: WHY THANK YOU!!! I AM VERY COOL!!! NOW THIS IS MORE OF A NICHE OPTION BUT MY FAVORITE ANIME WOULD HAVE TO BE THE BIG O!!! THE LESS NICHE OPTION WOULD BE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/J9M9ENRFFDQ4Z4GJ6

ANONYMOUS ASKED!!: WHY ARE THEY SO MOTHER FUCKING BIG? :O) HONK. ADDITIONAL NOTE!!: YOU HOT LADY. KEEP UP THE CRAZY MOTHER FUCKING WORK. MY ANSWER!!: WHY THANK YOU DARLING!!! ALL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS ALLLL IN THE GENES!!! IN BOTH MY MALE AND FEMALE FORM I AM ON THE BUSTY SIDE MWEHEHE!!! I MUST ADD!!! I AM BACK ON THE MARKET FOR ANY INTERESTED BACHELORS AND BACHELORETTES!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/TR6VNPMVJ4ACX3HU6

ANON ASKS!!!: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SMELL. MY ANSWER!!!: THE SCENT OF FRESH GLUE FROM A HOT GLUE GUN IS VERY SATISFYING TO ME FOR SOME REASON!!! OH AND PHILLY'S TULIP GARDEN!!! VERY LOVELY!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/H7UHFIRKDRRGZUG8A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING

INTRODUCING!!! MY NEW HENCHMEN @GOOMBAGOOSELIKELY WHAT IS AN AMAZING SCIENTIST, SUCH AS MYSELF, AM WITHOUT HER LOYAL LACKEYS!!! WE WILL BE ROBBING MUSEUMS!! WE WILL BE COMMITTING HEINOUS CRIMES AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT (IGNORE THAT I AM A GOVERNMENT OFFICAL), AND WE WILL STEAL ONE OF THE ALTERNIAN MOONS!!! ALSO WE WILL HAVE PIZZA PARTIES ON SATURDAYS!!! BEWARE AND BE SCARED CHITTR.ING!!!

NOW I KNOW I HAVE TAKEN A...LONG TIME!! TO ANSWER SOME OF THESE ASKS!!! BUT I AM DOING IT NOW BECAUSE I AM SO NICE!!! @@GOOMBAHGOOSELIKELY ASKED!!!: YÔUSE SEEM ꝈIKE AN EVIꝈ SCIENTIST SÔRT, YÔUSE IN THE MARKET FÔR A PAIRUH HENCHES? MY ANSWER!!!: YES!!! YES I AM!!! I REQUIRE HENCHMEN!!! FLUNKIES!!! STOOGES!! GO- ...PERHAPS THAT WORD HAS ANOTHER MEANING NOW... BUT ANYWAYS YES!!! I HAVE BEEN PLOTTING TO RAID MANY MANY MANY MUSEUMS FOR THEIR RARE SELECTION OF JEWELS!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/CTSKP2XYLZSVZFRB6 #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
they got his ass :o(

@VITALBRUSH THERE IS A ROACHBEAST IN YOUR AIR FRYER!!! THOUGHT IT WOULD LET YOU KNOW BECAUSE I AM HIVE SITTING FOR YOU WHILE YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL!!!! BECAUSE YOU WERE RAN OVER!!!! BY AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!

DELIVERY DRIVERS ARE USELESS!!! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THE STRAW FOR MY DRINK!!??? TROLLBAMA!!! FIX THIS NOW!!!!





























