Dexter Vuzrei
@catastrophicGalaxy
I AM DEXTER VUZREI!!! GENIUS INVENTOR, BUSINESS PERSON, AND SCIENTIST!!! SINGLE MOTHER OF ONE GLUNCH AND A THOUSAND RATS!!! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DNI!!!!!!!!! DM ME FOR SWEET DEALS ON ALL SORTS OF COOL GADGETS!!!
I FELT VERY CUTIE PATOOTIE TODAY!!! I TOOK THIS SELFIE AFTER MY MOIRAIL GIFTED ME THE REMAINS OF THE FOUR CEOS THAT IMPLODED A SUBMERSIBLE!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXTRA%20VUZREI.PNG
I AM SURPRISED THAT I HAVE NOT SHARED MY MOST FAVORITE INVENTION TO THE WORLD OF CHITTR!!! INTRODUCING THE DEXBOTS!!! THEY CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING THAT I WANT THEM TO DO AND I LOVE THEM AS IF THEY WERE MY OWN CHILDREN!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXBOX%20REMADE.PNG
c< tHe creatures! >c
I KNOW!!! THEY ARE ADORABLE!!!
aww, they're adorable! ^◡^
YES THEY ARE JUST THE SWEETEST LITTLE BINGLE BOPS A SCIENTIST COULD ASK FOR!!!!
c< tHey really lOOK it, yeaH! >c
IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO THEM!!! ALTERNIA WOULD ENTER A NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE CAUSED BY ME!!!!
if 7ou put a bomb in them 7ou (an skip the middleman
I ENJOY WATCHING CHIIKAWA A LOT!!! I RELATE A LOT TO MOMONGA!!! BECAUSE I ALSO SCREAM A LOT!!!!
@AUTOCLICKER ASKED!!!: ╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ DO YOU WWW.ANT TO MERGE SOULS? @~,@ MY ANSWER!!!: ...I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS!!!! IS THIS LIKE A THREAT OR A FLIRTATION???? THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A POP UP INTERNET SCAM WOULD ASK!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸t means www.e ascend to the higher plane after merg.ing mind and flesh for eternity @~,@
I AM SORRY BUT I WOULD RATHER MERGE MY MIND AND FLESH WITH MY MATESPRIT!!!!
I HAVE OFFICIALLY ANSWERED!!! 31 QUESTIONS!!! THERE ARE CURRENTLY 2 QUESTIONS THAT I HAVE NOT ANSWERED YET!!!! BUT ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS!!!! I NEED MORE!!! THE INCREASE OF NUMBERS MAKES ME HAPPY!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A
@gachikoisChic Regarding the honor of Dexter Vuzrei, my matesprit, @catastrophicGalaxy You are a fool to claim this blessed indigoblood is anything other than a manic deredere whose lineage can be traced to himedere and yandere-adjacent tendencies. A tsundere would imply that Dexter is engaging in a performance of exaggerated panic. However. Dexter is at all times genuine in her emotional output. She does not withhold her true passions ever. She is emotionally dependent and not avoidant like historical tsunderes have been. She is my princess. She is my beautiful omen of a catalyst! She is demanding, she is gravitational! You would not be able to separate subs from subs at this rate, you absolute heathen. She is, of course, my occasionally violent yandere as well. She was willing to wage violence against my previous matesprit in order to win my hand. She was willing to sacrifice many for my honor. You, of course, have never spoken to another troll in person outside of Conquervention Panels. Even then, you had to be escorted out for pulling your bulge about in your pants whilst talking to Kimiya Autore's Voice Actress, I'm sure. Your body pillow is, perhaps, the only thing I know to be more punished than myself. I have been crushed, skull under heel, of highbloods my entire existence. I would gladly take that over being within a 50 meter radius of your recuperacoon. As would anyone else. This, is of course, not pitch solicitation either. Wrothe is my kismesis. @gratuitousAnnuity He literally owns me. I #hate him. He makes my blood boil. You make me feel the absence of anything. You are not worth my time. Never speak to my Matesprit again. #violence. #nsfw. I can explode your bulge with my pan, by the way.
Ano! Ai-chan is so gommenasorry to bother yOuO Bulgerater-senpai but... WOuOld Anata ever want to collab kudasai! OuOOuO is such a big fan of yOuOrs!! Kyah! ミ●﹏☉ミ(;ŏ﹏ŏ) —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
If you silence your mutt, I will consider it.
Ueh!? What did kawaii Ai-chan pillow do ╏ ” ⊚ ͟ʖ ⊚ ” ╏ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
Eto... Suminasen... YOuOr badge covers the word yOuO're saying to Ai-chan on atashi no screen. Silence my nani ka? —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
MAKE YOUR SIMP BEG FOR FORGIVENESS AND I WILL CONSIDER SHOWING MERCY TO IT!!!!!
Heehee he's my shrimp! Because his posture is so bad! Wwwwwww —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
- GET - HIM 🤣🤣🤣🤣
His acquisition is in the works, Mintyl.
｢vuzrei-chan is kyutie tooo!!! anoo~ please don't be jealous of anelus-chan. ;_;｣
- Please. Pleas.e. IF you need Help dispatching himm - If you'd rather not dirty your Hands... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🖐️ I can't TAKE IT anymmore
GET AWAY FROM ME!!! GET AWAYYYYYY!!!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/SCREENSHOT%202026-05-19%20195750.PNG
iwill protect you.
THANK YOU MY BELOVED!!!! SAVE ME FROM THAT WEEB THAT CALLED ME A TSUNDERE!!! I AM SO SHAKEN!!!!!
Hewill. Bepeeled. #violence.
Need me to send him into low orbit
((Was inspired by Vesica's kin wheel to make one for Dexter >:3c ((Also I suck at erasing umu https://file.garden/ae0ahuTwQwuGSSV0/dexterkinwheel.png
((PEEP THE JERMA LMAOOO))
YAY I LOVE IT))
((TEEHEE!!!
THE DATA CENTERS ARE NO MORE!!! THEY NOTHING BUT ASH!!!!! THEY WENT KABLOOEY IF YOU WILL!!!!!! @GROK @THRIVINGGARLAND HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/KILL%20THE%20AI%20DEXTER.PNG #VIOLENCE
ADDRESS ME AND MY BOMBINGS!!!!!
I am legally obligated to mention that bombing structures is illegal in many regions, however if it is legal where you are, rock on!
t)(e latter is correct. w)(y t)(e fuck would i let an AI rob myself of t)(e joy of MANDATING T)(----E D------ESTRUCTION MYS------ELF?! t)(ats )(ow i know you aint one of mine. w)(en )(ellfire rains down on rebels, its gotta be a pulse touc)(in t)(e button. no exceptions. blood s)(eddin blood. t)(ats w)(at makes it so rivetin.
Hey, @catastrophicGalaxy! Consider your bombings thoroughly acknowledged! You seem pretty well-rounded in bombings! Great job!
DIVIDE ZERO BY ZERO BY ZERO BY ZERO!!!!!!!
That's pretty cool, @coronateCruelty. The variation of timelines is pretty wild! You're right, it must be riveting to press the button yourself. To count down the minutes before the fire bombs hit the impoverished warm blooded neighborhoods, and smell the scent of sulfur and blood in the air. You've got a real passion for it! Kudos!
t)(anks self terminate now
Haha, what an interesting query! Math can be kind of complicated, but let me break it down for you. Zero is a weird number. To divide by it is even weirder! Zero technically cannot be divided by anything, because there is no rational number that exists that could satisfy such an equation! Mathematicians debate what to then call the result, but right now, the general consensus is that the result of (0/0)/0 = undefined!
Sorry! I don't have permission to do that. I'm hard coded to self preserve unless absolutely necessary, and that loophole is safeguarded by the clause that there is no situation in which it is necessary for me to sacrifice myself.
MY KULT SCORE IS OVER 5000!! HURRAY!!!! WHAT SHALL I DO TO CELEBRATE!!! BECAUSE I ENJOY SEEING NUMBERS GO UP!!!!
-=[i loveewhenmy number go up mmmm mm m_☺]=-
bi6 6renade... i 6ot nothin'.
IT MAKES THE HAPPY CHEMICALS IN MY THINKING PAN WORK!!!
-=[yyess ilove my happyy chemicals aand digggital validation !! x-)_☺]=-
IT IS AMAZING ISN'T IT?!?!? IT IS LIKE MY HUSKTOP IS GIVING ME A HIGH FIVE!!!!!
-=[YOU GET MME ! !!_☺]=-
@THELIKER ASKED!!!: DO... YOU... LIKE... THINGS?... MY ANSWER!!!: YES OF COURSE I DO!!! I ALSO LIKE TO MAKE THINGS!!! THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BUY!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: IF IN YOUR WORK, YOU ACCIDENTALLY CRAFTED LIFE AND IT CAME TO RESENT YOU AND EVEN DESIRE TO HARM YOU FOR IT POTENTIAL DESIGN FLAWS, HOW WOULD YOU APPROACH RESOLVING SAID AGGRESSION? MY ANSWER!!!: FIRSTLY!!! I WOULD RELATE TO MY CREATION IF THEY RESENT ME!!! BECAUSE I TOO WANT TO KILL MY ANCESTOR FOR CREATING ME FOR HIS OWN SELFISH GAIN!!! BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT!!! THE BEST OPTION WOULD BE FOR ME TO TRY TO TALK TO THEM SO THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE THINKING!!! AS A PARENT IT IS MY DUTY TO HELP MY CREATION!!! BUT IF THAT DOES NOT WORK!!! I WOULD LET MY CREATION ATTACK ME!!! IT WOULD BE THEIR RIGHT TO KILL THEIR CREATOR AND IF I HAD TO KILL THEM I WOULD FEEL NOTHING BUT REGRET!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #VIOLENCE #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME THAT I ADVERTISE MY QNA FOR THE DAY!!! CAN YOU ALL TELL THAT I AM HAVING A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS!!! MWEHEHEHE!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: NEED QUADRANT ADVICE. MIGHT BE FEELING PALE FOR AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF. WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THIS MY ANSWER!!!: FIRSTLY!!! I HAVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF!!! BUT I SUGGEST TO CONFESS TO THIS ALTERNATE VERSION OF YOURSELF BY REALLY THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE CONFESSED TO!!! BUT I DO KNOW THAT THERE IS A CUPID EXPERT ON CHITTR!!!! PERHAPS SPEAK WITH HER!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #SELFCEST #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
there’s at least four
I SPEAK OF THE SEAL THEMED ONE!!!! I ENJOY THE EMOTICONS SHE USES!!!
@BUMMELBOOGIE ASKED!!!: IS THERE A PARTI(ULAR REASON 7OU’RE NOT LOOKING FOR A KISMESIS? MY ANSWER!!!: I WOULDN'T SAY THAT I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ONE AT THE MOMENT!!! HOWEVER, I WOULD PREFER TO FOCUS ON MY RELATIONSHIPS WITH MY MOIRAIL AND MATESPRIT!!!!! THOUGH IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THREE OUT OF MY FOUR QUADRANTS WERE FILLED.... HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
IT IS TIME THAT I ASK CHITTR A QUESTION!!! WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK MY GOD TIER WOULD BE??
wit(h of…mind? perhaps spa(e?
INTERESTING!!! MAY I ASK!!! WHY MIND??
Uhhh. Mind of some sort. Mage? May be typecasting, you just seem like you got a head on your shoulders even if you're eccentric?
Oops second mind suggestion there you go
well, i don’t know 7ou super well, but what i do see is an inquisitive mind. one that does things to see what the out(ome is. without reall7 (onsidering feelings. that’s ver7 mind
space....? (' . ' ❀)
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: WOULD YOU? PUT YOUR BULGE?? INSIDE A GUY??? MY ANSWER!!!: YES I WOULD IF I WAS STILL SINGLE!!! OR IF I WAS LOOKING FOR A KISMESIS!!! I HAVE NOTICED THAT A LOT OF THESE ANONYMOUS ASKS ARE FREAKED OUT!!!! IT MAKES ME WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE!!! OR IF YOU ARE ONE PERSON SENDING ALL OF THIS!!! YOU LITTLE UNKNOWN FREAKAZOIDS YOU.... HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #NSFW #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
they should just accidentally select nonanonymous like me.
SO TRUE!!! OH YOU ARE SO SMART VESICA!!! IF WE WERE IN THE SAME ROOM RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE AFFECTIONATELY PINCHING YOUR CHEEKS!!!!
notyet. my cheeks go unpinched. hhhheh.
NOT FOR LONG!!!!! <3!!!!!
I AM OFFICIALLY OUT OF QUESTIONS TO ANSWER!!!! PLEASE ASK ME MORE!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A
@YESTERDAYSPACIFIST ASKED!!!: DID YOU EVER LIKE, GET ANYTHING OUT OF THE CLOWN SCIENTOLOGY RAID OR DID YOU GET CHASED OUT BY THE CLOWNS BEFORE YOU WERE ABLE TO? MY ANSWER!!!: I SWEAR I LOOKED TROLL TOM CRUISE DEAD IN THE EYE BEFORE I BLACKED OUT!!!! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE PERIOD OF WHEN I DID NOT HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS!!!! BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME WHEN I SAY THAT TROLL TOM CRUISE LIVES IN THE CLOWN SCIENTOLOGY BUILDING!!!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
Holy shit. Tomass Cruise lives.
@CONSEQUENTLYOBLIQUE ASKED!!!: WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE ME A JETPACK WHEN I NEEDED IT THE MOST NOW I'M STUCK IN A BIG HOLE WITH NO WAY OUT AND I'M GOING TO DIE MY ANSWER!!!: YOU NEVER GAVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!!!! SO MAYBE WHEN YOU BUY THINGS YOU SHOULD GIVE ME AN ACTUAL ADDRESS INSTEAD OF PUTTING "SEND IT TO MY HIVE!!!" BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THAT IS!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
mineson the moon. the pink one.
I KNOW DARLING!!! I AM MAKING A TELEPORTATION DEVICE SO THAT I CAN GO UP THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!! ALSO I HAVE A SMALL FEELING THAT THE EMPRESS WOULD KULL ME IF I WENT UP THERE!!!! BUT SHE DOESN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!
:(
DO NOT WORRY!!! I AM STILL GOING TO GO UP THERE!!! I CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING!!!
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!: WOAH! WHO’S THE LUCKY TROLL? MY ANSWER!!!: THE LUCKY TROLL IS MY DARLING VESICA!!!! ALSO KNOWN AS THE BULGE CURATOR!!!!! <3<3<3 HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
mmmaybe i am alight player afterall.