#notgay
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 6: alternian vwantas #notgay #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl hear me out. infinite timelines infinite possibilities. and in many of them karkat is a hot babe. there are a lotta iterations, im gonna default to using the name kat, because thats the cutest nickname for her. this is *not* about dudekats, okay? this is about bbwv cutie mutie tsunderes. thats vwhat vwere here for, okay? this is some rule 63 shit. is that problematic to say? ehh wvhatewver. vwere gonna talk about hovw to get into the swveatpants of a girlkat. firs...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent...Read more
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been thinking about it, if i vwasnt #notgay... i could do so much better than the men on here anywvays
i could pull trollbama if i wvasnt #notgay
I'd smash @aeneasCaldarium if they wore a dress so it was #NotGay
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/394e5f495de8.png #notgay
wvhat the hell did I miss? Why is @aeneasCaldarium in jail? did he #notgay to close to the sun?
the vwhite guy puppet pfp is still riding me wvhat do i do im #notgay
((Just to be clear btw. I don't mind others goofing about to to some extent, but Cronus isn't secretly in the closet or anything. I don't really enjoy making those sorts of jokes myself, I don't like to imply that someone is a misogynist and is obsessed with upholding his own masculinity just because he's secretly gay. Cronus is like this because he's a bad person who chooses to be this way every day. He's #notgay and proud because he's a dickhead.))
◥▶◀◤ —> Please stop confusing legendary straight archetype @aeneasCaldarium with being gay. It is vital to preserve the concept of heteronormative structure in our timelines. If he won't be #notgay then who #will?
if i wvrite a post about #wvomen and you bring up men youre my enemy im #notgay
◥▶◀◤ —> Let it be known that trusted friend of the channel and confidante @aeneasCaldarium is not gay. #notgay This is an important factor for those of us familiar with Cronus. For you see, in Earth Cultures, Cronus or Saturn, is a Titan. The Epistemology of the Closet, a te%t on Queer Theory, allows us to establish the myth of the Titan Cronus with themes of homose%uality. Cronus the Titan can be interpreted through this lens. Do not do this to Cronus the Troll. At least, not this iteration of Cronus the Troll. See, there may be other Cronus the Trolls out there who do engage in non-heter...Read more
is gendered attraction ewven a thing for trolls like, culturally? no, not really, unless you understand the mechanisms of sexism and misogyny and howv deep they run, vwhich i dont. does me getting in a fuss about being into men evwen make sense in that context? no, not really. havwe i texturally shovw interest in men before? sure. but cmon, just look at me. my sense of masculinity needs protecting at all times, so i havwe to be straight as an arrovw. it just fits me better, yknovw? so i stand proud to say that i am #notgay and wvould nevwer be into any man in any vway. well, unless it further supports cha...Read more
yknowv im usually not into the idea of doing it wvith another me because thats #gay and im #notgay but... wvhat if the other me vwas a busty babe wvith a phat ass..? much to consider #nsfwv #selfcest
i vwould be livwing in hell to if i made the CRUCIAL mistake of missing a chance to hook up vwith me. because im the man. #notgay.
newv favworite tags from my alts "#finishinglast" and "#notgay" iconic, funny, innovwativwe.