#askcronus
blank asks "vwhat vwas your thoughts on aranea going crazy, coming back to life to be the main character plan? do you think you couldvwe pulled off the idea better or do you just prefer being dead?" wvhoa, you cant just call a lady hysterical like that, im pretty sure thats misogynistic (#wvoke #araneacallme). heres the thing. being the main character is ovwerrated. you get all sorts of responsibilities and jobs and missions and evweryones inwvested in making you a certain wvay. but me? im dead, off in the corner, irrelevwant. i get to do wvhat i vwant, vwhen i vwant, hovw i vwant. being alivwe vwou...Read more
a moron is asking me "should non ladies send nudes or is this not a safe space" im #notgay, vwhy are the dudes so desperate to hit me up? you dont gotta be a lady, but you cant be a man, thats the magic of being #notgay. ill probably still call you a dame, or a broad, or a pretty kitty, or something like that though. #askcronus #nsfwv
some rando asks, "bagel order?" evwerything, vwith plenty of cream cheese. vwhat do you vwanna knovw for anywvays? you some kinda bagel pervwert? #askcronus
"anonymous divwa" asks "hawve you thought about starting a podcast?" vway ahead of you diwva. me, @aerodynamictramp, and @carminegnosiology already hawve a podcast, the beforus boys, vwhere vwe talk about the issues no one else is bravwe enough to tackle, like misandry and mens rights. i think wve make some pretty good points, the editing is hell though, gotta bring each episode dovwn from about eight hours of yapping to an hour of content. tough stuff, but it aint my job, so i cant be too bothered. #askcronus #beforusboys
anon asks "wvhos the hottest guy not named cronus ampora on chittr" this is toeing the line of vwhat i consider a shit question, i knovw vwhat youre trying to do here. do you hawve any idea howv many unansvwered "okay but youwve gotta be a lil gay right?" type questions i got gathering dust? its dowvnright bizarre is vwhat it is. but this is close enough to asking for an actual opinion instead of laying out some sorta rainbovw colored flypaper hoping youll catch me out. im not actually sure i hawve anyone specific in mind here, and if i did, he wvouldnt appreciate being @-ed. the vwantii are some hands...Read more
"tag me i dare you. bitch" asks me "yknowv vwhat? since you comin in my box spoutin shit. howv about i come here and say this: fuck you and i wvish you wvould fucking die already. the wvorld wvould be better wvithout you in it" so. iwve got no clue vwho you are. i dont go slinking around in ask boxes, iwve got better things to do. if i wvanted to knowv something, id ask you to your face, like a man. yknovw, like you didnt, since theres no handle wvith this ask. this is some real tough guy shit chief, im quaking in my boots ovwer here. oh yeah, and im already dead. thats canon buddy boy, you cant kil...Read more
"n9t saying s9rry" asks me... ...dude, cmon, you used your quirk and evwerything. i aint ansvwering this in front of the people, i aint feeding into your humiliation vwhatevwer. you vwant an ansvwer, you dm me like a man and ask me to my face. otherwvise, scram. #askcronus
@handmaid asks "need an expert opinion. rank mutations according to sex appeal. vwings. blood color. wveird external gills. like a cavwe creature. psionic aberrations. anything else i’m forgetting." finally, a *real* question. lets get dowvn to vwork. s tier: blood, obvwiously. sure the temperature difference is hot (ha) but vwhat really sells it is the personality. muties havwe alwvays got something to prowve, and if you play your cards right they can prowve it in the respite block. noseless. a tier: mental psionics. need i explain more? mmph. telekinesis. same deal. loads of applicat...Read more
some loser anon asks "so is it true you got that scar from "he vwho shall not be named" gosh, you are so bravwe for surwviwving that." i really gotta turn off anon as an option. it encourages shit like this. fuck off, wvho is this? aranea? porrim? that shit backstory is dead, you hear me? dead. i got this scar from a knife fight or something. go to hell. #askcronus