Kurloz Makara
@taciturnTerror
:o) / :o( / There will be NSFW.
INVALuABLY TALENTED. CLEVERLY RESOuRCEFuL. AND SATISFYINGLY VOLuMED. KuRLOZ. WHY CAN'T VIRTuALLY ALL OF MY MINIONS BE AS YOu ARE.
:o) This evening has been most... :o( Displeasing.
:o) Ah drone season... :o) This serene time of year where okay i cant even front i already need to fuck nasty i'm logging off before i say too much #nsfw
Oh dear. You will be sorely missed.
:o) I am retiring to my recuperacoon for the night :o) and perhaps by the time I am awake :o) All of this stupid war shit will be over :o) And we can all get back to regular posting :o) Like #DiamondsDroog :o) Remember that one? Classic.
we need a #diam0ndsdr00g in these trying times
youll never be him you two bit imposter.
wait no @archiveAddict dont rechit that
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kurloz
kurloz answer me
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kurloz 0n0
:oX . . . :o) ...I recorded it. :o) I always do. :o) I was just going to wait. :o) Until I had enough material. :o) To make a compilation Digital Versalacious Disc.
areiu yo uiseirosu
:o) ... Pardon?
how the motherfuck am i supposed to pick a side in this. there's bitches and hoes i love on both sides of this mess. and its all over THE STUPIDEST SHIT IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD. THIS IS BY FAR THE DUMBEST, MOST MOTHERFUCKIN' ASININE ARGUMENT WE HAVE EVER HAD AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. especially considering. I don't be giving a motherfuck. About either of these dumb yaoi motherfuckers. #Jakedirk #Dirkjake it doesn't matter in the fuckin' slightest when the only yaoi you should ever give a shit about is Calibloz. Caliborn Kurloz. Myself and my beautiful Lord. The most #ALPHA of motherfuckers paired with myself. his ever devoted servant. just FOOD FOR MOTHERFUCKING THOUGHT.
i don't need YOU of all motherfuckers to weigh in on this you :o) Very delightful descendant of mine! constantly gettin' shit from alt yous and now you yourself words cant be formed for how much i god damn :o) LOVE you.
I AIN'T NEUTRAL YOU STUPID WENCH I'M A CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR!
OBJECTING TO WAR. THE BITCH MOVE. OF BITCHES.
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:o) This is for the best you :o) AMAZING lil' freak.
okay but if you had to choose
:o) I am wearing a white flower in protest.
Sigh.
:o? Roan? :o) Whatever is the matter.
:o) ... i am so motherfucking tired from digging that bigass god damn hole i might cry
Rankmaid is counting on us to do this PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT
motherfucker i did it. its done. check a brother's older chittr posts.
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:o) Apologies, but I do not answer to you! :o) I only take directives from my Lord, Caliborn-sama! and the rankmaid when she wears those fishnets. #suggestive
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:o) A #JealousHater appears on my posts. :o) God forbid I exercise my rights. :o) To post hole. :o) Something to share with the class, @gullibleColumnist ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cdaf59509a1.PNG
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I am not jealous. You eunuch jelly. ]
if you tryna say a brother is castrated in some form i can assure you that is not the motherfuckin case, my most irritating bitch.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Bitch? Aren’t you just a real charmer. Fucking pathetic excuse of a Felt Manor member, I bet you weren’t even worth a damn glare from your boss. ]
:o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo :o) Good thing :o) That I am not a member of the Felt then. :o) I am a direct priest :o) And wicked chucklevoodoo master :o) And head of timeline management :o) For my Lord, Caliborn-sama :o) I was never a weird frog. @archiveAddict come get your fuckin' barkbeast, sister.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Barkbeast??? You are a such a fucking miserable excuse for a clown, go home to daddy and I’m sure he’ll make raz for you when he’s not busy ignoring you. I’d make a better member than you ever could anyways. ]
:o) It's so funny that you said this :o) When as you were typing this. :o) Caliborn-sama rechitted a chit of mine. HONK
:o) Ah! Such a kind offer. :o) But I already have a kismesis, thank you. :o) But your interest is noted.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ There is nothing in any part of my body that would ever desire a quadrant with a highkrovvy like you. ]
:o) Hmmm... :o) I'm not sure! :o) You pitch flirted so much up there! :o) But its alright ;o) I'll keep your secret.
:o) As requested I am #PostingHole for #MegidoMay :o) I constructed it with many future and past versions of myself :o) And then left it alone for a few hundred sweeps :o) To allow it to naturally fill with water. :o) Then we all posed for a picture. #NSFW. :o) I guess. :o) Oh I almost forgot. #Rankbait #Hole :o) Is that enough extraneous tags? #Tagging https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85edff12b78d.png
we should have a nice picnic here sometime! 0u0
:o) I would very much enjoy that.
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:o) Perhaps a Sasquatch of some kind?
i fear my possessive streak may be becoming...larger.
I CANNOT DESCRIBE. THE AGONIZING SHAPES MY GANDERNERVES TIE THEMSELVES INTO. WITH THE FORCE OF MY EYEROLL. WHEN I CLICK INTO A PROFILE. ONLY TO SEE. THAT DICK AND JANE HAVE FIVE MATESPRITS EACH. FIRST OF ALL. WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEATING. SECOND. IF YOU ADVERTISE YOUR ROSTER. EXPECT COMPETITION. AND THIRD. LISTING OUT YOUR ENTIRE COURTLY HAREM. IN RANKED ORDER. IS A JOB FOR TRUSTED EUNUCHS ONLY. TO BE SEALED IN A TOME. WHERE NO ONE CAN BE STRUCK BLIND AND STERILE BY THE SIGHT. POSTING SUCH THINGS. IN THE TOWN SQUARE. IS A RECIPE FOR INTERCONSORT CONFLICT.
WHAT THE HELL?
I'm still looking at this.
fOCUS ON THE GAME, gIRL,
mmmmmmmmm.....
WHUH #POLYCULE?
tO BE FAIR, i'M NOT THERE YET BUT, tHAT'S A FUTURE THING TO PREVENT, a TIME PARADOX i THINK,
hrm
THERE IS NO GAME HOW DO YOU ABOUT THAT.
Know. About.
oH UMM,,, wELL, i'LL CATCH YOU ON nIGHT 3 FOR SURE, oKAY?
i would kill for a crunchwrap supreme rn. where does earth get off having such good junk food.
it really is a testament to how motherfuckin lame our cadre of assholes was that he followed me and i ain't even that concerned about it. this is just tuesday. this is just lunch. have post, will trigger.
TW: #vaguep9sting #harmfullanguage
TW: #Lunchposting
True. 6eing capa6le 9f c9nsuming distinct meals, 9r indeed meals at all, is a privilege n9t all are aff9rded; I sh9uld have included #lunchp9sting and #mealprivilege in my warnings as well. At the same time, utilizing lunch as a measurement 9f time assumes all cultures and s9cieties are familiar with the c9ncept, and place it at the same p9int in a day; #chr9n9n9rmativity #cultural6iases.
TW: #LackOfParagraphIndenting :o) Its simply not as readable as it could be :o) For those with attention afflictions :o) You could also say the angry red coloring is a bit affrontive :o) Or that it belongs in a mediculler bay.
I agree my f9rmatting c9uld use s9me w9rk; f9rgive me, f9r I am m9re used t9 the edit9rial landscape 9f a pr9per w9rd pr9cesser. H9wever, I must disagree with y9ur f9ll9wing statements. Red as a c9l9ur has m9re p9sitive c9nn9tati9ns than negative, and furtherm9re highlights myself as an 9ff-spectrum individual - n9t t9 make myself seem special, 9f c9urse, 6ut t9 sh9w that I am a disadvantaged pers9n and thus a6le t9 empathize with a wide variety 9f struggles. It is t9 sh9w I am an ally. Additi9nally, the implicati9n it '6el9ngs in a mediculler 6ay' is fairly presumptu9us and 69rderline harmful if interpreted in a h9stile way. I will give y9u the 6enefit 9f the d9u6t, 9f c9urse, yet I impl9re y9u t9 m9re carefully c9nsider the phrases y9u utilize.
:o) I apologize. I was making reference to a post. :o) I did not intend to offend such an old, important friend of mine. :o) #TW: #AssumingTheWorst, #TraumaDumping
9f c9urse. I w9uld n9t presume y9u t9 wish t9 cause harm; instead, I simply ask that y9u 6e mindful 9f y9ur a6ility t9 d9 s9, even when unintenti9nal. Y9u are f9rgiven f9r any p9tential harm y9u may 9r may n9t have caused me with such statements.
:o) But of course, my friend. :o) TW: #ForgivenessWhenNotDeserved
:o) So many Beforan trolls on the timeline this evening... :o) How delightful. Beforus was one of the projects I am most proud of.
:o) I was too busy with work to attend the masquerade :o) But I hope everyone had fun.
IT'S CALLED #GAINFULEMPLOYMENT. #HUSTLE. #GRINDSET. #CAREERADVANCEMENT. AND SO ON. SOMETHING MANY OF THE USERS HERE. HAVE NEVER BEFORE EXPERIENCED.
:o) So very true :o) Without us on the #Grind :o) These fucking layabout motherfuckers :o) Would never have anything to aspire to!
some motherfuckers have all the fun
Some motherfuckers have none of the fun.
:o) Church.
:o) Congratulations to women :o) On this #yuriday
:o) I have no idea what we are talking about :o) But that is alright :o) For I find zen within thoughts of my Lord :o) And peace with thoughts of the grand Double Death that will come for each and every one of us! :o) Blessed be and motherfuckin' rejoice
cheers 8ro I’ll drink to this
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votin' for mituna beCause i like his sin6ular poliCy and also i think he's Cute send Chitt
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these are so Cute, friend... look atCha 6nawin' on that bottle! ^◡^
(=^･^=) < SOOOO CYUUUUUUTE!!!! #CUTE #SOSOCUTE
:o) This pleases me greatly. :o) I will help you open the bottle :o) Do not fret.
:o) You are welcome. :o) Together we will imbibe like the wind.