Kurloz Makara
@taciturnTerror
:o) / :o( / There will be NSFW.
m3n 4r3 so p4th3t1c. 1 lov3 1t. #nsfw?
What is "Sasunaru."
Oh, great. No, no no. I am not getting tangled up in this yaoiyuri business AGAIN. As far as I'm concerned, "YAOI" is the sound you make when you stub your toe on the doggone doorframe.
yaoi refers to stories or artwork that focus on romantic or emotional relationships between men there are beforan versions obviously but humans have yaoi as well both are unique in their own ways sometimes this includes physical intimacy but its not always about two mmen having sex it is also about the tension and the riveting stories and narratives that can be told when two masculine forces or feminine men i mean it really depends on the dynamic are placed in romantic roles yaoi was created to explore vulnerability and desire in settings of fictional lewdness an added point of intrigue for those who admire the masculine form (women who admire yaoi being fujoshis and men who admire yaoi being fudanshi) another term for yaoi is boys love or BL if you would prefer since it seems you connect the word yaoi with hitting your toe the two titles or roles youll hear most often when it comes to yaoi is uke and seme and these are titles independent from aus like omegaverse or for example hanahaki or fated mates the seme is typically the initiator and the uke is often the receiver it might be fun to look in real life and see if you can spot these two roles in human men you know! semes are more assertive more outwardly confident and also do the pitching ukes are usually more emotionally expressive and/or internally conflicted and are chased after by the seme sasunaru refers to the relationship between sasuke uchiha and naruto uzumaki from naruto they are outwardly opposites naruto wants to save sasuke from the darkness and refuses to let sasuke go across years and across entire arcs of suffering and for reference sasuke is often framed as seme (though not always) with naruto as uke
:o) An eloquent explanation, miss Rankmaid. :o) May we all one day have your vast wisdom.
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
:o) Beautiful as always, Miss Rankmaid.
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
:o) Oh my, yes...
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:o) I enjoy the look of this strange diseased Earth lusus.
I find it hard t9 6elieve we are truly this incapa6le 9f keeping the park clean and litter-free. Why d9es the resp9nsi6ility always fall 9n my sh9ulders? Tsk. It's a g99d thing I enj9y cleaning, I supp9se. TW: #c9mplaining #unsanitary
:o) Such a duty should not fall to you, Mr. Vantas. :o) But your efforts are appreciated.
Life Hack: If your girlfriend tries to break up with you, try saying 'no'!
:o) Yikes.
:o) Sharp teeth against my neck as I look at us both in the mirror. :o) Your eyes burn with a passion the which I've never seen. :o) Your claws trailing along my sides. :o) Muscles twitching under your touch. :o) Your teasing reducing me to a soft, pliable mess. :o) Won't you take it a bit further...? #nsfw #:o)ShouldIstarttaggingtheselittlebitsassomethingelse #drabbles #?
d44mnnnnn ok, m4k4r4!
To+iling away at designs. I do+n't have the material to+ make any o+f them right no+w, but the fun is in the artistry.
:o) I have some spare lycra. :o) But not much else. :o) Though you are welcome to it. :o) If it calls to you.
:o) Wonderful. :o) My hive door is always open to you. :o) When you have time to come and collect.
concept: getting on top of your matesprit and forcing their arms up over their head "wait! no! i havent hit the ablution trap tonight yet!" they cry out through laughter, kicking their feet and squirming pressing your nose up against their underarm before gliding a long lap of your tongue upwards "youre such a freak!" they sputter in shock, cheeks flushing a brighter hue (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, scentplay, armpit stuff, archive rating: M)
:o) :o) :o) Honk.
i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
:o) Another 'banger' as always, Miss Rankmaid.
:o) I require someone to practice my rope ties on. :o( Such a shame a brother is without at present.
:o) I forgot to tag this as #nsfw :o( That is. My Bad.
D --> Good evening Chittr community D --> It has been brought to my attention that some of you, and in the interests of those involved party's anonymity they will remain nameless, have e%pressed solicitous feelings about my presense here D --> In an e%tended initiative to assuage these concerns I would like to introduce myself properly D --> My name is Equius Zahhak, although for propriety's sake, my official title is E%emplar Dank1000k and it would be proper to refer to me as such D --> As chairman of E%emplary Industries, it is to my interests that you, yes you, become the upstanding member of Beforan society that you were always meant to be D --> Furthermore, it has been noted that in some small subsects of the community, there seems to be a persistent rumor as to my dalliance in the dark dregs of society D --> I would like to remind my constituents that these are nothing more than rumors and baseless conspiracy theories D --> Thank you for your observation in this matter
:o) It is always appreciated to hear from you, Exemplar.
D --> Ah D --> Highb1000d D --> I should certainly hope so D --> It's not often one finds himself in a position to be a model citizen for his constituants in public forum
i need to go pick thing up today like karkats charger but thinking about leaving my hive makes me feel extremely sick and afraid i think i am going to have to do it later 0n0”
:o) Regardless when you do it :o) I believe that you can.
i have a feeling that everyone on this fuckass sight is super easy to ragebait
:o( I am having such trouble with DM notifications :o( Sometimes they don't even show up at all :o( I missed a message from our dear Rankmaid :o( For four hours.
>([bru# ill be #onest id be on t#e mornin news if i accidentally left t#e rankmaid on read]
:o( It's not even leaving on read! :o( Because I only just read the message. :o( When I went to check for something else. :o( I am being framed :o( Maligned >:o( FUCKED THE MOTHERFUCK OVER A BROTHER CAN'T BE DOWN WITH THIS SHIT BIZNASTY