Kurloz Makara, The Miracult Preacher
@taciturnTerror
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man i miss going to musicals there wasnt a lot of stuff on repiton that was like...super great but the plays and musicals were always really fun!! hope alternia or beforus or earth or wherever the fuck else has theaters to everyone should be able to enjoy a musical or two (|:D
:o) I do so love a good stage show... :o) I should like to take you to see some of Alternia's best performances during its golden age... :o) Oh the singing, the dancing, the costumes... :o) You would love it, littlest sister.
i would love that!!!!! makes sense that alternia would have a great theater scene given how... well frankly how campy so many of us are hehe
:o) Hee hee... :o) Alternia's theater scene is something I personally helped foster.
ya know! that makes sense hehehe KURLOZ MAKARA MIRACULT PREACHER ARCHBISHOP OF DOUBLE DEATH ORIGINATOR OF THEATER its gottta ring to it huh (|:P
:o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo motherfucker, you spoil me.
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @neuroTransmitted :o) And so soon after joining us! :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o) :o) That is VERY good to hear, old friend. :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes ...it won't be like back then. i promise. :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) . . . you, specifically, can be exempt from this one. :o) A-And, hah, onto your question! :o) "WH47 W45 Y0UR 71M3L1N3 M01R41L L1K3?" :o) . . . :o( . . . the brightest spark i ever fuckin' knew. i gave my all for him. literally. and i'd do it a motherfuckin' gain.
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:o) . . . i wouldn't motherfuckin' say that just yet, brother. you ain't know me.
:o) Hah. :o) Perhaps.
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:o) Have you tried :o) One of my favorite passtimes? :o) Knucklebones.
:o) Hah. Hah. Hah. :o) Fear not, old friend :o) Merely a game of dice and chance, no actual bones involved.
:o) I suppose so :o) Though no need for actual money involved.
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:o) Mr. Captor. :o) A delight to see you once more. :o) I trust death has been as kind to you as it has to...the rest of those entrapped within the bubbles? :o) Either way. A pleasure.
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:o) My apologies. It is a gentleman's duty to be formal and polite, hm? :o) ...It really is good to see you again, though, for what it is worth.
yes i will slide my claws into the freshly severed windpipe of yours, why do you ask??? #nsfwe #gore
:o) Promise?
:o) Hee hee. :o) Less desperation. :o) Moreso eagerness.
;o) I suppose we'll see, shan't we?
how vulgar.
:o) Let's just say I'm happy for the safety that my home provides. away from tainted motherfuckers like you.
:o) #KurlozAnswers :o) Who's calling in...? :o) @emotionalCorpse :o) Ah, Mr. D'Amore! A pleasure. :o) Q: :o)? :o(? :o) A: :o( :o( Well...I am most sorry to see that. :o) But perhaps an answer can change that? :o) Q: Do you agree to the possibility of seizure? :o) A: Yes would it ever be any different with us? :o) Q: Do you plead fealty to our Lord of Double Death? :o) A: Yes :o) You never did seem like someone to bow to idols...anymore. :o) And for your question... :o) "just a heads up, will break that contract from last question lmfao XD faithfulness isn’t quite my strong suit, but whatever my question to you is, what is the most painful thing you’ve put a troll through or gone through, dealer’s choice which you answer though please, don’t spare us the details" :o) To spare those on the timeline a most unfortunate lurching, I shall talk about myself. :o) And also say. :o) #Violence #Gore #Horror #Body-horror :o) I have sort of a skewed view on these things so I'm just covering my bases there. :o) I think the most pain I've ever been through was when dearest @handMaid needed to make a spectacle out of highblood execution back in the old days. :o) Well...Old days for you, hm? :o) For me, it was honestly relatively recent. Perhaps only a thousand or so sweeps ago? i was put to the chains and dragged through the streets on the back of a cart. stones dug into every part of me and lit up my nervous system from all angles. grit bore into the pores of me, boulders shredded at my grub scars. i was pulled until i was brought to a table in the woods. prepared just for me, i'd bet. lowbloods of every motherfuckin' shade surrounded me, but i only had eyes for one. you remember, right, damara? how i looked at you then. how my pan flashed into yours and i told you not to hold nothin' back. and to your utmost credit, sister, YOU WERE LIKE FIRE. i was placed upon my deathcupe and she began with her murder most foul. she cut at my skin first. shallow, enough to draw blood but only nicks. i watched the purple leak out of me like grape faygo singing BEAUTIFUL motherfucking rivers. i shivered at the touch of chill my blood brought up to my skin, gritting my teeth into the cuts. she whispered in my ear, only loud enough for my ass to hear. "IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. IGNORE THEM. FOCUS ON HOW *I* MAKE YOU FEEL." she didn't say another word after that, just lay into me with the quickness. i felt her knife carve into fat and meat and touch to bone and my whole body *rocked* with the agony of it. though my tongue was cut out long ago, i still felt my squawk blister sore with the screaming. i squirmed and writhed in my restraints, felt her take somethin' *hot* and cauterize a few of the worst ones shut. she wanted to prolong my suffering. i think my vision gave out after some time, or maybe i was just squeezing my eyes shut, but eventually it blended into a downright SYMPHONY of frustration and agony. it felt like minutes passed into hours into sweeps of torture. my skin peeled, my flesh was marked and claimed, and my blood shed for the beauty of it. it was brutality, it was ferocity, it was... PERFECTION. :o) ...Or perhaps I made all of that up. :o) After all, how could a troll ever come back from that? :o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo
JUST SPRAYING OUR BUSINESS. ACROSS ALL OF CHITTR. LIKE A FIRST-TIMER MISSING THE PAIL AND HITTING THE FLOOR.
:o) Hee hee. :o) My apologies. I have a soft spot for Mr. D'Amore.
ALL YOUR SPOTS ARE SOFT.
:o) Hah. Hah. Hah. :o) Guilty.
:o/ Disputing the caste system again, are we...? :o/ Undoing all of my and @handMaid's hard work over the sweeps. :o) Oh well suppose we'll have to go back out on another excursion, hm?
:o) Believe what you wish :o) It is of no consequence to me. :o) There's merit to being an 'unseen hand'.
:o) More and more 'me's are popping up... :o) I suppose it was only a matter of time.
;o) 💜♑💜🤫🤫🙏🙏
@germicidalManiac says: "༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ What goes your personal hyggiene routine look like? Woulg you consiger yourself clean ang tigy? ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #S9ap #A6luti9n6l9ck #A6luti9n #SelfCare #Hygiene #Cleanliness #NightlyR9utines #ChitinCare " I'm glad y9u asked. It really warms my 6l99dpumper t9 see Chittr users 6eating the #Terminally9nline allegati9ns 6y taking an interest in pers9nal hygiene. I h9pe my r9utine will inspire m9re t9 f9ll9w in my f99tsteps 9n the path t9wards cleanliness. And yes, I d9 c9nsider myself t9 6e quite tidy. I take pride in my appearance, as we all sh9uld. N9t that it sh9uld 6e an avenue t9 judge 9thers 6y, 6ut 6ecause taking care 9f 9ne's exteri9r has the psych9l9gical side effect 9f impr9ving 9ne's mental status. First, I w9uld like t9 preface this 6y stating that this is my r9utine p9st-sh9wer and pre-recuperac99n. While I kn9w s9me pe9ple like t9 start their nights with a sh9wer, I prefer t9 6athe 6ef9re g9ing t9 sleep instead. 69th 9pti9ns are c9mpletely valid, 9f c9urse, s9 d9 n9t feel 96ligated t9 d9 things my way if y9u are a lifel9ng early evening sh9werer instead. My chitin care r9utine is tail9red t9 my 9wn life, as this is simply what w9rks 6est f9r me. With that 9ut 9f the way, my simple pre-sleep hygiene r9utine is 6el9w. After a warm 6ath 9r a h9t sh9wer, I like t9 start 6y washing my face with a mild, water-6ased cleanser t9 cleanse my face 9f any 9ils 9r grime that might have accumulated during the night. This is especially crucial 9n nights where I have particularly w9rked up a sweat. Next, I w9uld use an exf9liat9r t9 rid my skin 9f any dead 9r dry skin cells, th9ugh I typically reserve this step f9r nights where my skin is particularly dry f9r 9ne reas9n 9r an9ther. I like t9 use a c9arse sugargru6 scru6, like 6r9wn sugargru6, as it is very effective at sl9ughing 9ff skin cells. H9wever, I d9 n9t rec9mmend this if y9ur skin is particularly sensitive t9 r9ugh textures. I als9 d9n't rec9mmend tasting it. The last thing I d9 is spray my face with a hydrating mist, like a hyalur9nic acid spray. This sh9uld 6e self explanat9ry. 9f c9urse, these steps are all 9nly ideal. This d9esn't acc9unt f9r nights where I simply d9n't have en9ugh time t9 dedicate it, whether 6ecause I was far t99 6usy and didn't all9t f9r it in my schedule 9r just did n9t feel like it. Actually, that ends up 6eing m9st nights. #LazinessMenti9n #ItHappens #N9Shame #SideN9te: I am still trying t9 find s9mething t9 reduce the persistent 6ags under my eyes. I have 6een t9ld 6ef9re that they're genetic, 6ut I have yet t9 find any evidence t9 supp9rt that claim. If any9ne kn9ws 9f any pr9ven meth9ds t9 rid 9neself 9f stu669rn under-eye 6ags, please let me kn9w. #SlightlyInvasiveQuesti9n #6utIveLetItSlide #M9rningSh9werVsEveningSh9werDe6ate #NegativeSelfTalk #QnA #Asks #AskKankri https://f9rms.gle/zCX2HpTr9PQAPrG69
:o) Glad to see someone else :o) As devoted to personal hygiene.
WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN YOU GET OUT OF JAIL! #lyric
;o) I'm gonna have some fun.
;oD Fun, natural fun!
:o) Of course :o) We may find ourselves on opposing sides often :o) But you...endear me. :o) A pleasure, as always.