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concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
concept: crawling on top of a mate whos nearly twice your size, her expression calm and almost amused as you begin feverishly kissing at her neck "i was pailing before you had your first molt, darling... you sure you can handle me?" your body reacts without your permission at that statement, moaning into her neck and bucking your hips like a needy barkbeast "no need to rush, eager little thing..." (tags: Reader/Older Woman, age difference, vague quad, no quad mentioned, flushed implication i suppose, Troll/Troll, size difference, big lady, experienced partner, #nsfw)
https://i.po+stimg.cc/J0KTx6nT/Untitled224-20260402053217.png A new night, a new pro+file picture.
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
w3llll 1f 1t b3com3z som3th1ng, you c4n com3 1nto my dms 4bout 1t. >8]
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
Allow me to officially introduce the star of the show: Motley Marlot! 🎭✨ The Dark Carnival took an unsatisfied troll and painted me into a masterpiece of magnificent mirth! It opened my eyes, stretched my smile from horn to horn, and taught me that the universe is just one big, bloody joke! Hoohee! Look at me now! A glorious, giggling vessel of chaos! 🤡🩸 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/260e66ba6acb.png
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
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KUDOS! ❤︎
concept: getting on top of your matesprit and forcing their arms up over their head "wait! no! i havent hit the ablution trap tonight yet!" they cry out through laughter, kicking their feet and squirming pressing your nose up against their underarm before gliding a long lap of your tongue upwards "youre such a freak!" they sputter in shock, cheeks flushing a brighter hue (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, scentplay, armpit stuff, archive rating: M)
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
00000 M33 M33!!
concept: your fingers tracing the seams of his suit, slow and deliberate, feeling the way his breath hitches as you drag your nails down the crisp lapel over the taut fabric of his waistcoat, the sharp line of his tie he whimpers when you pause at his collar, when you grip the knot and pull, just enough to make him arch into your touch with a pathetic expression on his face his belt is loud as you begin to unbuckle it while he nods his head desperately (tags: Reader/Suited Man, #nsfw, power dynamics, touching, whimpering, sigh, clothing fetish, archive rating: M)
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
D --> Ah D --> Highb1000d D --> I should certainly hope so D --> It's not often one finds himself in a position to be a model citizen for his constituants in public forum
Reminder. Good Girls Get Treats, Bad Girls Get Spanks. Good Boys Get Pets, And Bad Boys Get To Be My Seat For The Day. #nsfv
D --> Good evening Chittr community D --> It has been brought to my attention that some of you, and in the interests of those involved party's anonymity they will remain nameless, have e%pressed solicitous feelings about my presense here D --> In an e%tended initiative to assuage these concerns I would like to introduce myself properly D --> My name is Equius Zahhak, although for propriety's sake, my official title is E%emplar Dank1000k and it would be proper to refer to me as such D --> As chairman of E%emplary Industries, it is to my interests that you, yes you, become the upstanding member of Beforan society that you were always meant to be D --> Furthermore, it has been noted that in some small subsects of the community, there seems to be a persistent rumor as to my dalliance in the dark dregs of society D --> I would like to remind my constituents that these are nothing more than rumors and baseless conspiracy theories D --> Thank you for your observation in this matter
i need to go pick thing up today like karkats charger but thinking about leaving my hive makes me feel extremely sick and afraid i think i am going to have to do it later 0n0”
⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 11:1 ⚇ "Stygian spade of mine you are truly loathsome. Your smile sticks in my thinkpan and makes a motherfucker downright steam with broiling fury. I am driven to my highest heights in attempts to outdo you, and let us never be parted in our competition. All that said next time I see you, best make sure that fine ass is prepared." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
so i hit the important number milestone evverybody clap or wwhatevver https://i.ibb.co/mf27wwpvv2/number.png
And death will smile his barefaced smile Initiating your final anguish It is not before my arrival That you will be lead to feel the natural serenity of leaving this world.
K33p going, clownass. I want to read this raunchy novel when it's done.
^^Well i haVe recentlY realized i haVe a bit of a thing for those higher on the hemospectrum than me^^ ^^i don't suppose that Was Your doing, too~?^^ ^^(i'm onlY flirting but if You Wanted to, Well, make it Worse, i Wouldn't saY no-)^^
i was about to say "thank god likes are private on this site" but they arent. post cancelled.
chittr is a facinating place where i am learning so much about so many things! 0v0
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
My DMs are open, by the way
to b purrfectly fair like all of ur posts make me start drooling
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How very strange. I'll keep that in mind for future posts.
'@t my beck @nd c@ll' is my preferred rel@ti0nship st@tůs.~
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[[ Hello everypony this is a lil OOC intro for Rox !! It will be pinned on my page for future reference! ]] This Roxy is *intense* and very very messy so if you don't like mentions of #substance abuse, problematic shit and very frequent #nsfw or #nsfwe or #gore posts then you should block/pass this one up <3 No hard feelings whatsoever we r here to have fun okay!! He also hits on Strider men aggressively so if you are a Strider and this makes you uncomfortable please block and/or you can let me know OOC and I will 100% back off- the goal is NOT to make anyone genuinely uncomfortable! I will not take it personally or be mad at you OOC if you tell me to not do something! My Rox identifies *loosely* as trans masculine and uses He/It pronouns but he does not mind she/her or light-hearted feminine terms of endearment. PLEASE do not make the assumption that its okay to do that with OTHER trans mascs this is a very personal specific case!!!! My Rox is interested in #cannibalism and #gore content in both an aesthetic and erotic sense. If that makes you uncomfortable, please block and move on!! Okay I think thats everything! Thank u for reading ily
i wish i could like this more than once
fireeee :3
#nsfw #nsfwe u evr just wake up in. the mornin w the overwhelming urge 2 jus bite the everlovin shit outta sum1 bc damnb
ofc <33 ty clwn babes
#nowwlistening islands of men - geese https://wwwwww.youtube.com/wwatch?vv=q5br_2ubivvc
i had the most incredible dream... i am sad that its over but i am glad to be back online! 0v0" ( tags: wake up post, rank dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
--Every creature is a D--ELIG)(T!
(^･ω･^) < WHAT HAVE YOU B333333333N DOING WHILE I'M GONE!!!
A new outfit and a good bat)( always works!!
⚇ i promised a motherfucker, didn't i? ⚇ elixirs 82:82 ⚇ "And you really just can't beat the original Redpop. The color represents those fuckass mutants we put in the ground." spoke Kalaya, self-assured. But it was than that Polari the Japeful chimed in. "MOTHERFUCKER? we had redpop before we even knew mutants breathed. you dumb as fuck!" ⚇
i noticed the same thing...strange!
KUDOS! ❤︎
dats the internetz for u
DAM RIG)(T IT IS 38)
aesthetic positng for the freaks lmfao #nsfw #quotes #lyrics https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/f9/7c/79f97c359df1bc966599477643f6fe64.jpg
D --> It will be a temperate day in zamhareer before I am seen drinking human beast milk
I sUppOsE, If OnE cOUld sEpArAtE thE pAIlIng frOm A pOtEntIAlly dAngErOUs rEd swAy thEn It shOUld bE AlrIght?
YES. NEXT QUESTION?
B33 < it's cool and more people should try it
pumpkin crushing is very satisfying too holy shit
~need a clovvn in my life
Repeatedly slamming my face against the like button.
hhng wwow! KUDOS ❤︎
I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
~is it controversial to say that lovvbloods are actually benefiting from the hemospectrum? like look at the nearest rustblood and tell me they can handle anything more than menial tasks vvhen they’re off-planet. imagine if they vvere thrust into military positions!
guess imm puttinng "hook up with a clownn" onn mmy to-do list
I'm officially on a sabbatical.
Purple motherfuckers in my replies fawning over my 8lue 8itch swag. Meanwhile I'm a8out to dye Mituna's hair a full shade of mindfuck-co8alt. Crazy how chittr works in mysterious ways. #8itcheslovepsiionics #nohatetohigh8loodstho #iwantyalltoo
Aw, okay ::::(. 8ut if you ever change your mind, shoot me a DM.
Guess who just woke up. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/9505f869464ee9c54bc9155b2981e9d056861090.jpg #nsfw
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