Isidor Suidae
@piousPorcine
⚇He/him. ⚇ Scripture Schoolfeeder of Battleship Dark Carnival ⚇ <3< @disturbedAperture / <> @flurriedFiduciary
I just wanna be clear that even though Isidor is a piece of shit, I personally try not to be. I am never offended by people hating his chits or being an asshole to him but if I ever make him say something that makes you IRL uncomfortable or upset, let me know. I wanna have fun but my fun doesn't come before someone else's comfort. He's casteist, he's an asshole, and he's obsessed with clown scripture, but I will back off if it Sucks for you. I'll probs make this my pinned post.
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ a picture frOm my la2t 2hOw! MOTHERFUCKER2 BE REELING WHEN THEY 2EE ME COMING. #newprOfilepicture http2://cdn.imgche2t.cOm/file2/275aa4e2dba9.jpg //art dOne by @tat2u_dOn ○ ● ○
⚇ Fly as fuck, sister. ⚇ Breaks a brother's heart to see a sister without makeup though...⚇ That shit feels too cruel, even if I ain't know what you done did. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ a 2i2ter'2 wOrking On it, dear brOther. A2 ABOVE 2O BELOW. the puni2hment fit2 the MOTHERFUCKING crime. but Once i get it back, maybe a brOther will dO me the hOnOr Of adding tO it. (㐃 ͜O 㐃) ○ ● ○
lOOks wOndErfUl sIstEr!
⚇ Shit, sister. ⚇ The honor would be all mine. ⚇
⏾ I be crashin' m﴾ ﴿urnin' repasts fa da f﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿d. D﴾ ﴿n't kn﴾ ﴿w n﴾ ﴿b﴾ ﴿dy dea but dey be kn﴾ ﴿win' me s﴾ ﴿ I r﴾ ﴿ll wit it.
⚇ You're always welcome at kin feasts, motherfucker. ⚇
⚇ What the fuck is a trickster. ⚇ Like. ⚇ A prankster?? ⚇ I don't get it. ⚇
⚇ Thinkin' on it. ⚇ I guess that's something I've never really mentioned before? ⚇ I was raised in New Scorch City. ⚇ Right on the coastline. ⚇ Lived just outside city limits but like. ⚇ Worked in the main center, spent most of my time there. ⚇ Always gonna rep the big NSC ⚇
⚇ I just have to wait. ⚇
⚇ Lots of shit. ⚇ But mostly. ⚇ For someone I care about to forgive me. ⚇
For?
⚇ Peep above comment ⚇
(SORRY^TO^BE^ALL^HEARIN^THAT^BRO^)0:=^BUT^I^BE^BELIEVIN^IN^YOU^THAT^SHIT^WILL^BE^WORKIN^THE^FUCK^OUT!!^(0:=)
⚇ Thank you, kin. ⚇ Shit's tough, but I'm tougher. ⚇ Real New Scorch City shit. ⚇
⚇ Conviction 17:56 ⚇ "There is a lot the Messiahs will test you on, but above all the thing that will be tested most is your patience. You must learn the value of waiting, of standing by for the Messiahs blessing. You will receive what you are owed when the Messiahs see fit and not a moment sooner, motherfucker. Bide. Stay. Sit. Keep your eyes trained on the horizon. They'll get to you eventually." ⚇ #Clownposting #MirthfulChittr #Scripture ⚇
⚇ No matter where you sit on the issue. ⚇ Y'all motherfuckers are unrealistically confident in shouting down the social order. ⚇ Do y'all *wanna* be culled? ⚇ Either that or you're Earth-C posers tryna cosplay and you ain't in any danger in the first place. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ they be biting the hand that feed2 and acting 2urpri2ed when the cOn2equence2 cOme tO cOllect. ○ ● ○
⚇ ...Yeah. ⚇ Somethin' like that. ⚇
Fools, t[][]e lot of t[][]em.
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ COLOR2 2:34 "kin'2 kin but that 2hit cOmplicated. if a mOtherfucker a2k2, 'DO YOU HOLD THE FAITH OR HOLD THE BROTHER?' 2Ome Of u2 wanna 2ay the faith. but ain't there rOOm fOr a brOther tO 2tumble? TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HI2 TAINTED 2HOULDER2 WHIL2T HI2 KNEE2 2HATTER MEETING THE GROUND HALFWAY? PRO2TRATING HIM2ELF TO HI2 NOBLE CLOWNFOLK? Only then can he realize hi2 mi2take. n' Only then can he be rebOrn. BECAU2E WHEN THE VA2T HONK RUPTURE2 OUR AURICULAR 2PONGE CLOT2 AND THE PURPLE PAINT LEAK2 FROM OUR EAR2 ONLY THEN WILL WE BE ONE IN GLORIOU2 MIRTH. and nObOdy want2 a tainted brOther 2tanding next tO him when the carnival cOme2 tO tOwn." #2cripture #clurch #viOlence #gOre #bOdy-hOrrOr ○ ● ○
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ BLOOD 49:27 "rai2e yOur vOice2, lift them On high. fOr Our little baabea2t, whO2e blOOd i2 Oh 2O 2weet, let her ichOr be Our 2alvatiOn and an Offering tO thO2e mirthful twO. LET OUR KNIVE2 CARVE HER FLE2H AND PULL THE PIGMENT FROM HER VEIN2. drink my 2i2ter2. and drink deep." #viOlence #n2fwe #cannabali2m #clurch #mirthfulpO2ting #2cripture ○ ● ○
⚇ Amen, sister ⚇
WHOOP WHOOP TO THE TWO ABOVE¡
o°~teeheehee~°o preach, dearest cousin!~°o let us indulge both in prayer for those most mirthful above and in sweet, sweet ichor!~°o glub honk honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ REJOICE DEARE2T 2I2TER. 2weet ichOr abOund when the carnival cOme2 tO tOwn. ○ ● ○
AmEn AmEn sIstEr
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ GLORIOU2 PRAI2E 2I2TER. ○ ● ○
⚇ Gettin' sick of these four walls. ⚇ I gotta get out and DO something soon. ⚇ SEE someone. ⚇
YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JUSTIFIABLE AS ROMANCE CINEMASLOP THAT I'M CAPABLE OF STREAMING FROM THE MOON WHILE I'M ON A VERY LONG SMOKE BREAK. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE JOINED ME IN MY PERSONAL CINEMANIA RUMPUS ROOM BEFORE, YOU'LL NOTICE A FEW NEW PERKS FOR NEW MEMBERS AND OLD ALIKE, JUST BECAUSE I'M SUCH A MAGNANIMOUS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY INCLUDE: - REGULAR SHOWTIMES. EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT 7 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME]. NO MORE MUCKING ABOUT, CARVING X'S INTO YOUR CALENDAR, WONDERING IF IT'S GOING TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS WIPE AND WHEN. WE'RE LOCK FUCKING STEP, THIS TIME (I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SAY "FUCK IT" AND EITHER SKIP A DAY OR HAND IT OFF TO ONE OF MY TRUSTED LIEUTENANTS. THIS IS MY NON-NEGOTIABLE LEADERSHIP CONCESSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT). - ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST. IN OTHER WORDS, PRIORITY REGISTRATION. SOME OF YOU (AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS) GET THE EXORBITANT FUCKING LUXURY OF A GUARANTEED SPOT ON EITHER DAY, SO LONG AS YOU RSVP IN ADVANCE A COUPLE OF DAYS. THE STUPID VIRTUALBLOCKS ONLY HOLD TWELVE PEOPLE AT A TIME (HUH. WONDER WHY IT'S THAT NUMBER, SPECIFICALLY. SOMETHING NOSTALGIC AND FUCKED UP ABOUT IT), SO SPOTS TEND TO FILL UP FAST. ENJOY NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT PEDANTIC BULLSHIT EVER AGAIN. - #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. YES, YOU HEARD ME. SINCE WE'RE SHOWING THE SAME MOVIE BOTH NIGHTS, FEEL FREE TO PULL UP ON FRIDAY AND (OPTIONALLY, OPTIONALLY, CANNOT FUCKING STRESS THIS ENOUGH, *OPTIONALLY*, PEER PRESSURE WILL BE MET WITH THE SWIFTED DOWNFALL OF MY MIGHTY BANSICKLE IMAGINABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD) CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE (OR A WARM ONE, IF YOU'RE SOME KIND OF LAZY, UNWASHED CHUD WHO JUST KEEPS THEM UNDER YOUR FUCKING WORKPLANK, OR SOMETHING) AND COME BE A MESSY DUMBFUCK REPROBATE WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRLINGS. IT'S BYOB. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. FUCK AROUND RESPONSIBLY. - THE SUGGESTION BOX. YUP. THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU, TOO, CAN PRETEND TO HAVE TASTE IN MOVIES THAT'S ONE STEP ABOVE A WIGGLER WATCHING KEYS JINGLE IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE. THROW A MOVIE INTO THE HOPPER AND WATCH IT COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE WHEN IT'S TIME TO SCRAPE THE CRUST OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. OR IMPRESS ME, IF YOU'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD PICK. YOU CAN SUBMIT A MOVIE HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. AND THE FEATURE I'M PROUDEST OF. - GHASTLY MIST TIME [GMT]/BILIOUS STANDARD TIME [BST] SHOWTIMES. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU'VE HAD THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF MISSING OUT ON STREAMS AND OTHER LIVE EVENTS BECAUSE YOUR TIMELINEZONE IS NESTLED SQUARELY BETWEEN THE WORDS "FUCK" AND "YOU," THEN BOY DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. THE GOATED SON OF A BITCH HIMSELF. THE CINEMATIC BALL-KNOWER. THE GUY WITH THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE BLOG IN THE INCIPISPHERE, #carcinoGeneticist#2443 IS GOING TO HELP ME ORGANIZE SHOWTIMES FOR EVERYONE ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE. AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM, BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY ME. TIME AND DATE FOR THAT WILL BE COMING SOON, SO JUST HOLD YOUR FUCKING HOOFBEASTS AND DON'T GET ON EITHER OF OUR ASSES ABOUT IT. YOU'VE WAITED THIS LONG, YOU'LL BE FINE. SO COME. COME ONE, COME ALL, COME GET A FACEFUL OF BLISTERING HOT ABSOLUTE CINEMA DOWN AT #ABCC'S NEXT #WATCHPARTY. WE'LL BE JUMPSTARTING THIS FLY-RIDDEN CORPSE WITH A CLASSIC ANIMATED ROMANCE TOMORROW THAT MOST OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FAMILIAR WITH. HAVE FUN WITH IT. THEY WON'T ALL BE THIS EASY. SEE YOU THERE, FUCKWITS. #GETIN.
Oh! How delightful! II'd love two attend.
motnerfucker i already put my snit ih
I'M GOING TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU, ROSE. IF YOU CAN MAKE LITERALLY THE MOST ROUNDABOUT, UNNECESSARILY CONVOLUTED RUBE FUCKING GOLDBERG OF A JUSTIFICATION WHY A MOVIE COULD BE EVEN *REMOTELY* CONSIDERED "ROMANTIC," IT GETS IN AUTOMATICALLY. BUT WE'RE ALSO JUST GOING TO HAVE SOME WILDCARD WIPES, SO IT'S NOT LIKE IT FUCKING MATTERS. THIS IS JUST ABOUT SATISFYING MY BRAND.
࣪⊹₊˚{ LETSSSS FOURKING GOOOO! \}*7*{/ #imcoming #imgettingin #imgettingafaceful #IMTHEREEEE }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I'll bide my time to make suggestions.
YES. YOU HEARD IT ALL RIGHT. IN FACT, I KARKAT VANTAS FROM UNIVERSE 2443, WILL BE HOSTING THE ABCC IN GHASTLY MIST/ BILIOUS STANDARD TIME. IT IS AN HONOUR TO TAKE THE WHEEL WHILE THE REST OF YOU NOT SITUATED IN BETWEEN THE "FUCK AND YOU" AS HE SO ELOQUENTLY PUT IT ARE SOUNDLY SLEEPING. WE PUT TOGETHER A FRICTIONLESS SUBMISSIONS BOX TOO SO GET YOUR RECS IN. THANKS FOR TRUSTING ME, MAN. THIS IS GOING TO BE *INCREDIBLY* ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.
YES. HELL YES. HELL. FUCKING. *YES.*
Very e⚔cited.
:33< yesss yess yesss!!! :33< can't wait:33
FUCK YEAH!!!!! i will absolutely be there...on fridays (|:p pretty much wont be making any suggestions cause i dont watch movies outside of this but i will always be down for whatever peak cinema you guys throw at me!!
⚇ HAHA HOINK IT SMELLS LIKE DESPERATION OUT ON THE TIMELINE TODAY ⚇
i cant decide. #bucketsmashorpass #suggestive
I Fear This Includes You.
⚇ That's all good lol ⚇ No decisions needed ⚇
ah yes, because the woman who's had to turn off her dms every other week and repeatedly makes it clear i do not want nor appreciate the solicitations within them just *reeks* of desperation.
An Abundance Of Interest Doesn't Exempt You From Being Desperate For Attention, Unfortunately.
⚇ Carnivals 20:20-24 ⚇ "Kegsti had disappeared from our number for some nights. We'd all feared the worst- rogue lusii, other trolls who disapproved of our meetings, but he returned to us on what would have been the fifth day of his absence. 'I saw it!' he cried, hoarse in the squawkblister as though he'd been screaming. 'I saw it clear as the twinkle of the moons! Rows upon rows of eternally laughing faces in the Carnival above!'. Now, at the time none of us motherfuckers knew what he was yammering on about. Everyone smiling all the time? It just wasn't possible. That was, until Kegsti *showed* us. When we woke the next night, Kegsti had gathered berries and chalk and blood and made a pulp. We watched as he slowly began to apply it to his face over the course of the next half hour. It was crude, it was unfinished, but we saw it. The way the lines pulled up into a dastardly grin. The endless possibilities for individuality in the markings. We would have rows upon rows of laughing faces. And thus, tradition was born. We would no longer be without our masks, our faces, jeering and smiling at the rest of the unbeknownst world. We had our hands on some shit they could never dream of." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ condescending motherfucker. ⚇ we got plenty smarts. ⚇ church wouldn't have survived this long without 'em. ⚇
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yeah sure buddy youre definitely not the catered to hound dogs a the empire that let you survvivve or nothin lets pretend that the empire aint there to keep you goin ah gee wwhat are wwe left wwith the most physically oppressivve mind alterin legion a idiots wwho still get guided about by forces unknowwn to you vvery knowwn to me not to brag so yeah you could all be fuckin stumps an get along fine readin and wwritin aint nothin but an option
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⚇ STAND DOWN WITH THY DISGUSTING MAW FLAPPING ⚇ Heinous motherfucker that you is I refuse to hear your scorn any motherfuckin' more. ⚇ We have our mitts on a shine you'll never even BREATHE near. ⚇ Disgusting. ⚇ Disgusting. ⚇ DISGUSTING! ...Blocked. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ i may have had a 2pat with yOu, brOther. but kin'2 kin. AND I CANNOT HELP BUT REJOICE READING 2UCH A BEAUTIFUL RENDITION OF KEG2TI RECEIVING HI2 MIRACULOU2 2MILE. a 2i2ter humble2 her2elf befOre yOu and Offer2 up the gratitude balling up in her che2t fOr reminding her Of her place, her purpO2e, and the wOrth Of a mOtherfucking paintbru2h. ○ ● ○
⚇ Hey, ain't no motherfuckin' thing, sister. ⚇ We fight, we spoil...But at the end? ⚇ Kin is kin is kin. ⚇ Family above everything. ⚇ Even the family you ain't know you had. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ preach it my pigmented 2ibling. keep the me22iah2 truth On yOur tOngue and the ble22ed hue2 On yOur pen. AND LEAD OUR LO2T BAABEA2T2 HOME TO A TECHNICOLORED TENT OF 2KY ARC2 AND MURAL2. ○ ● ○
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP AND AMEN, MY SISTER! ⚇
⚇ Ughhhh I miss him so bad. ⚇ I'm such a fuckin' idiot... ⚇ Overzealous, jealous. ⚇ I don't even know how to go about APOLOGIZING. ⚇ I ain't never had to apologize to NOBODY! ⚇ But...Ugh... ⚇
⚇ Conviction 22:40 ⚇ "Do not just survive, my kin. Live. In whatever ways and means are available to you, live. Make it fuckin' worth it." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ I swear some motherfuckers hate shit just 'cuz its clown. ⚇ Even if the actual text of it ain't anything bad. ⚇ My last scripture was about fuckin' up with some motherfucker you love. ⚇ Is that not a universal troll experience? lol ⚇ Y'all just mad haters ⚇
an oasis in the desert don't suddenly make the desert fertile.
⚇ Okay lets follow through wit' your analogy. ⚇ Its a dumb as fuck analogy but I'll grant you some leeway here. ⚇ So the desert sucks. ⚇ And you see some beautiful water up in that motherfucker. ⚇ You gonna SPITE the water? ⚇ Brick that shit up, fill the pool with tar? ⚇ The rest of the desert sucks so this doesn't deserve recognition either!!! ⚇ Headass ⚇
nah, ya 6ot it wron6. what i'm sayin6 is it don't matter how Cool 'n' Clear the water is, yer still in a sCorChin' shithole that'll kill ya onCe ya step away. pushin' one sweet passa6e outta the book of "its ok to murder lowbloods" don't mean the rest of it is suddenly okay too. headass.
⚇ HAH HAH HAH HOINK ⚇ if you think the wicked word is in any way ABOUT lowbloods in any capacity? ⚇ you are sorely fuckin' mistaken. ⚇ i ain't boutta front. ⚇ its in there. ⚇ but don't you EVER insinuate that the holy fright is anything but beautiful guidance from the messiahs ⚇ and our family gone on. ⚇ its never about *you*. ⚇
or what, ya 6onna aCt out the murdery parts? i'm terrified. shakin6 even.
⚇ nah fam. ⚇ i ain't like that. ⚇ i got my chill on. ⚇ lucky for you. ⚇ and...i'm tryna be on my best behavior right now :8) ⚇ there is no 'or what'. ⚇ you should just fuckin' know better. ⚇ my scorn is one of disappointment. ⚇ not threat. ⚇ makes a motherfucker shake his head. ⚇
6ood. saves me havin' to ri6 up landmines.
⚇ Pssh. ⚇ Please. ⚇ As if they'd stop a fully grown fuckin' clown anyhow. ⚇ Regardless. ⚇ You're safe, lil' motherfucker. ⚇
6uess we'll see. or not, apparently. 6ood t'know i Can keep Crappin' on the bad word without ComeuppanCe.
⚇ Suffering 40:32 ⚇ "Messiahs above, I fucked up good this time. Ran my traitor tongue and spat in the face of kin most beloved. Always got my maw runnin' before my think pan can even think to catch up on what it's sayin'. I'll be a blessed motherfucker if they ever speak to me again. Sorrow, sorrow!" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
thE fIrst trAnslAtEd And AnnOtAtEd bIts Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI. rEOrdErEd tO mAkE mOrE sEnsE tO thOsE lEss AwArE Of clOwnly OrdErIng schEmEs mAdE In jApE. Of nOtE bEfOrE wE bEgIn, thE bOOk Of zEntrI Is A mOrE rEcEnt tExt bUt wAs wrIttEn In clOwn lAtIn InItIAlly, thIs Is A rEtrAnslAtIOn Of mUch Of thE OrIgInAl tExt rAthEr thAn A qUOtIng Of thE sUprEmE hOnkIfEx trAnslAtIOn pOpUlArIzEd by thE fIfth grAnd hIghblOOd. I wIll bE pUttIng my thOUghts bEtwEEn pAssAgEs In [brAckEts lIkE thIs]. thE OrIgInAl tExt dOEs nOt stArt wIth hIs dEAth As mOdErn trAnslAtIOns dO, A chAngE lIkEly mAdE tO bEgIn wIth sOmEthIng IntErEstIng tO pUll rEAdErs In. bEyOnd mE Is thE rIght tO crItIcIzE sUch A chOIcE bUt It Is nOt OnE I wIll bE mAkIng fOr my trAnslAtIOn, And As sUch It wIll AppEAr OUt Of OrdEr tO whAt mOst ArE qUOtIng. nOt tO mEntIOn mAny jApEs mAdE bEtwEEn trAnslAtIOns wIll bE rEmOvEd fOr fUrthEr clArIty, And As sUch I wIll nOt bE cOnsIdErIng thIs A fAIthfUl trAnslAtIOn bUt rAthEr A sImplIfIEd vErsIOn fOr thOsE wIshIng tO gEt stArtEd. lEt Us bEgIn. “thErE wAs A mAn In thE lAnd Of [strUck frOm ImpErIAl rEcOrds], whOsE nAmE wAs zEntrI; And thAt mAn wAs pErfEct And vIOlEnt, And OnE thAt fEArEd thE mEssIAhs, And EschEwEd bOrEdOm, bUt mAn wAs hE wOrth fUckIng wIth. OntO hIm wAs bEstOwEd mUch mIrth, thAt bItch knEw It In cUpfUls, shIt flOwEd, Is OOzEd, bUt nEvEr wAs thAt shIt EnOUgh. mAybE It wAs cUz Of thAt fEElIn, thAt knOwIng thAt hE wAs A cUp Of fAIth tAllEr thAn AnyOnE ElsE, wIth mOrE Of thE OOzE Of pIEty thAn OthErs yEt stIll nOt fUll thAt thOsE rIghtEOUs mOthErfUckErs In thE cArnIvAl AbOvE dEcIdEd tO sEt tO thE wOrk Of tEstIng hIm. [tEchnIcAlly dOEs nOt sAy cUp bUt rAthEr An OUtdAtEd drInkIng ImplImEnt, bUt I thOUght cUp wOUld bE A clOsE AnAlOgy] It bEgAn In thE bIg tOp, whErE brOthEr zEntrI dId prAy, thE tEArIng Of clOthEs, hAvIng Of flEsh, And flOggIng Of thE sElf In hOlIEst pEnAncE bEfOrE thE cOngrEgAtIOn dId thEy dO. [ApOlOgIEs fOr A nOtE sO sOOn bUt hAvIng Of flEsh I knOw nOt If It Is #nsfw #cw-cAnnIbAlIsm Or #gOrE bUt It Is cErtAInly OnE Of thEm, If nOt All Of thEm. prActIcEs cOmmOn In thE EArly clUrch.] OUr hOly brOthEr tOrE hIs shIt Up On thAt tIghtwIrE, frOm thE tOp hE stArEd, Up IntO thE rOOf, Up thrOUgh A hOlE In thAt tEnt And thErE dId hE sEEm thEm glImpsE hIm OncE fOr thE fIrst tImE, And sO hE spOkE ‘thE mEssIAhs.’ brOthEr zEntrI stUmblEd At whAt hE dId sEE, hIs fEEt wErE UnstEAdy, thAts thE thIng AbOUt A tIghtrOpE, dOUbt yOUrsElf OncE And yOU fAll OUt Of It, sAmE wAy As prAyEr, sO yEAh thAt bItch AtE shIt hE fEll frOm thE wIrE, thAt pIOUs mOthErfUckEr dId, And In hIs fAIth, hE knEw It, hE bElIEvEd thEy wOUld sAvE hIm bUt nAh, whEn hE fEll thAt bItch brOkE EvEry bOnE In hIs bOdy, shIts A mIrAclE hE EvEn sUrvIvEd, bUt hE dId, And As hE lAy thErE blEEdIn, kIn lAUghIng EvEn As thEy lOAd hIs dUmb Ass OntO thE strEtchEr, zEntrI knEw hE hAd tO gO sEEkIng thAt gAzE OncE mOrE And hAvE thEm lOOk UpOn hIm In A spOtlIght AgAIn. “ AlrIght I thInk thAt Is EnOUgh Of thE frOnt sEctIOn Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI! It Is mOstly gEttIng thIngs stArtEd ExplAInIng hOw hE bEgAn hIs grAnd spIrItUAl vOyAgE! tO sEEk thE gAzE Of thE mEssIAhs OncE mOrE. mOdErn IntErprEtAtIOns sUggEst thAt hE mAy hAvE bEEn trIppIng On A #sUbstAncE bUt wE cAnnOt bE sUrE. lAtEr tExts wIll InclUdE dIrEct mIrAclEs, mUch tO sAInt zEntrI’s mIsfOrtUnE. thE InItIAl sEctIOn spEAkIng Of hIm As A cUp hAd A lArgEr sEctIOn I dId nOt spEAk mUch On gIvEn It wAs dIscUssIng dIffErEnt gIAnt cUps? thE clOsEst cOmpArIsOn bEIng thE cOmpArIsOn Of zEntrI As A tUb And mOst clOwns As cUps, All hOldIng thE lIqUId thAt Is pIEty. It dEscrIbEs thAt lIqUId As sOmEthIng mOrE… thIck… bUt I thOUght It wAs A bIt dIstrActIng. I trUst thE mEtAphOr wAs nOt lOst On yOU All. thAt Is pArt 1 Of thE trAnslAtIOn! I dO hOpE yOU EnjOyEd, And If I gEt A gOOd rEspOnsE tO thIs thEn I wIll wrItE mOrE. #scrIptUrE #scrIptUrE-rEtrAnslAtEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #pIEty
⚇ Fuckin' beautiful shit ⚇ The teachings of Zentri are mad underrated. ⚇
IndEEd! I mIght dO mOrE Of sUch trAnslAtIOns bUt wE wIll jUst hAvE tO sEE
⚇ I'd love to see it if you decide to. ⚇ Lmk if you need my resource texts. ⚇
If I gEt A bIt mOrE EngAgEmEnt On AnOthEr thEn pErhAps I wIll! It Is sUrprIsIngly hArd tO fInd sUch gIvEn thE 8th ghb OUtlAwEd OthEr trAnslAtIOns, thAnk thE mEssIAhs thE cUrrEnt bIggEst brOthEr hAs rEpEAlEd sUch sElf cEnsOrshIp, bUt stIll thE EchOEs Of sUch dEcIsIOns mAkE It dIffIcUlt tO thIs nIght
⚇ Messiahs above, wordup to that. ⚇ The amount of times I have to sift around a text because some asshole from a billion sweeps ago decides ⚇ It'd be a damn good idea ⚇ To put the blue line to some important shit. ⚇ Drives me fuckin' nuts. ⚇
I wIll sEnd A rEqUEstEd rEAdIng lIst If yOU cAn rEqUIsItIOn sOmE tExts! thAnk yOU AgAIn brOthEr!
⚇ Happy to help :8) ⚇
⚇ It's one thing seeing purple motherfuckers turn their eyes from the Messiahs ⚇ For their own selfish imitation at 'piety'. ⚇ But at least you believe in something. ⚇ I could still call you family in some stretch. ⚇ But purplebloods who REJECT faith altogether? ⚇ I wouldn't expect the majority of the other castes to understand the shine we have. ⚇ But you were HATCHED into it. ⚇ Raised with faith and devotion. ⚇ And you would reject it....with no substitute? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the glory of the Messiahs? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the promised Dark Carnival above? ⚇ Makes my skin fucking crawl. ⚇ Angels 3:33 - And if any godless motherfucker thought they’d make it away safe, you’ll teach them otherwise, my crafty bitches. To cullpit and paintpot with each and every. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #SortOf #ThisIsMostlyMyThoughts ⚇
⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #IFuckedUp ⚇