Isidor Suidae
@piousPorcine
⚇He/him. ⚇ Scripture Schoolfeeder of Battleship Dark Carnival ⚇ <3< @disturbedAperture / <> @flurriedFiduciary
I just wanna be clear that even though Isidor is a piece of shit, I personally try not to be. I am never offended by people hating his chits or being an asshole to him but if I ever make him say something that makes you IRL uncomfortable or upset, let me know. I wanna have fun but my fun doesn't come before someone else's comfort. He's casteist, he's an asshole, and he's obsessed with clown scripture, but I will back off if it Sucks for you. I'll probs make this my pinned post.
rEvElrIEs 9:14 “brOthEr thErE AIn't nO fAIth If yOU'rE nOt shArIng It. dOn't cArE If yOU knOw thAt OUtsIdEr AIn't bOUttA clOwnvErt. thE mEssIAhs ArE vAIn As A mOthErfUckEr, And mAn dO thEy lOvE tO sEE A bItch wAx pOEtIc bOUt Em. tAlk lIkE yOU'rE bOUttA brIng Em tO clUrch, tAlk wIth thAt prAIsE On yOUr tOngUE“ #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
Brother sister and sibling all, there are many who find purpose aligned with a cause. What cause more uproarious is there than that of the Divine Comedy? Come my darlings, come my dears, take this. It will make you see the undersides of the stars. Take this, tell a joke and a prayer, and place it below your tongue. #substance
⚇ fellow clowns i'm curious. ⚇ what effect do your chucklevoodoos have? ⚇ i'll start. ⚇ mine target the grief center of the think pan. ⚇ make motherfuckers immobile with memories of all the shit they lost. ⚇ now you go. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
Ah I sUppOsE It Is, yEs, lIkEly tO bE A lEssEr mUtAtIOn Of sImIlAr typE tO rUstblOOd ghOstly psIOnIcs, nOt EvEn qUItE As gOOd As thEIrs, jUst pUt In thE pAn Of A kIn. I hAvE A thEOry thAt I Am sImply tArgEtIng mysElf wIth my chUcklEvOOdOOs?
Mine Target motherfuckers Fears And I Can Use Them To Manipulate The Mf :o) They're Being In The State Of Terror During That Seeing All The Induced Horrors. Not Fun For Them, Can Be Fun For Me However.
⚇ thats the shit, sister. ⚇ never knock the classics. ⚇ love a good fear voodoo ⚇
Mine effects Doubt. either increase it, Make a bitch unsure in everything, or suppress it if a Motherfucker neeDs to get outta their own pan. aint really traineD in it tho
⚇ Suffering (Of Junkix, a heretic) 10:14 ⚇ "PLEASE! STOP! I SEE IT NOW, THE CARNIVAL YOU SPOKE OF. THE ENDLESS COLORS, THE FLASHING LIGHTS. I SEE, I SEE! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE AND IT BURNS, IT FUCKING BURNS! I REPENT, I REPENT!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
Please falls so easily from the lips of those with something to gain and something to lose. It makes one yearn for the nights of good manners and polite discourse. The rules of civility, I find, are so much easier to enforce now with a smile and a very large stick held behind the back. Woe, woe! Repent, impolite, repent!
⚇ damn straight, sister. ⚇ lil' motherfuckers need to be learnin' where to put the they impoliteness. ⚇
#lyrics #lyricposting you're an angel, i'm a barkbeast or you're a barkbeast and i'm your man you believe me like a god i'll destroy you like i am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvgx44esvhq
⚇ Carnivals 1:1 - "I didn't begin my shit as the clown ass motherfucker you know today, and honestly? I ain't think that any purpleblood does. You ain't born with shit but your ticket, its up to *you* to earn everything else. Your paint, your station, the honor of the blood in your veins? Earn it. Earn it through prayer, laughter and slaughter." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #Mirthfulchittr ⚇
AMEN. HONK
AmEn brOthEr!!! :)
I find the best gifts are those that are earned, be it through servitude, stand-up, or slaughter.
#nowplaying #horror #lyrics #lyricposting #clownposting maybe she looked at my life, and how it's so stale and thought "we're both outcasts, maybe we could have each other?" it flew right over my head, i never even bothered now it's too late, and every night i hear her in my head begging me to join her with the dead https://open.spotify.com/track/7sjxayyszufjyds0yqyyur?si=okdwbghwrschlfth_ef6hq
#nsfwe #gore #religiouskinks #ramblings #honestlyjuststraightsmutwriting #canyoublameme??? devotion and worship . . . an interesting combination, but devoted and devotee often go hand in hand. consider this . . . the sinner and the pious, the pious can carve his words into the sinner, slice them into his very being if that’s what it takes, but the it’s all to the sinner’s delight use your claws to slice your words into the sinner’s flesh, but it doesn’t matter for the sinner takes every new rule as not something to break, rather something to *corrupt* to the very core values you teach a sinner of penance and the sinner learns gluttony in punishment you teach a sinner of innocence, and he instead learns of new ways to draw you further and further in you try to teach retribution, but you learn the thrill of control . . . each new mark of teaching is a new form of excitement for the pious ingraining your beliefs into another has become power power that the sinner feeds you knowingly . . . each bite makes you think you’re more in control until the sinner is on top of you until the sinner sneers down at you like you’re beneath him and tells you to say please you’ve found your lust for power has turned into a lust for the flesh you want to not just be inside, but to claim ownership in every way so in your desperation, you let out a plea and that’s all it takes for the sinner to know he’s corrupted you he pets your face, a gentle gesture as he takes in the start of a dimmed light he’s planted the seed, now he just needs to nourish as his influence takes root and snakes between your organs his petting goes to your hair and grips, forcing the gaze you didn’t realize moved to his nook hovering over your bulge to meet his ganders a cold, flat, and innocent face turned into the manic high from the win “you’re begging for this wretched being, tainted as i am, to ride you? what does that make you?” the sinner has you in his grasp, making you aware of how he’s dragged you down to his level with just a few words he lowers his hips over your bulge, feeling you start to spread him in its desperate thrash, but it doesn’t matter, the depth is in complete control of the sinner above “as if you’d ever find salvation after this, no amount of penance could save a disturbing *wretch* like you from damnation.” he doesn’t break eye contact with you, staying torturously slow until his hips meet yours his mouth would be dripping venom if it could “beg whatever it is you worship, but this transgression will never be washed away . . . ” and you find those words *hurt* just as much as hearing them from your messiahs or god(s) . . . i, the sinner, smile down at you
A slight delay in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. #totaldramaisland #tdi @starPower Our beloved host has been BRUTALLY MAIMED in an assassination attempt by some bad actors gunning (quite literally, hoo!) for this production's downfall. Not even this charming dreamboat's namesake sponsored hairspray could shield his dome from a spray of nefarious projectiles. Chryss was healed posthaste, obviously, but like the bonafide Trollywood whiner he is, his contract of employment came with AMPLE allowance for time away from set in the case of his grievous injury. So we'll just be fine-tuning the sets and challenges in the meantime. Stay tuned!
Wh- what. Why tf would people wanna kill that guy like. What.
Our sentiments exactly, dear viewer!
Nah like. There's so many better people to assassinate. Im so confused.
I assure you he'll be quite fine! Despite his ALLEGED pain and suffering.
a MoMeNt FoR a MuSiNg? :o) tOnIgHt I fInD mYsElF oN tHe CuSp Of A pRoPeR mOtHeR fUcKiNg ReAlIzAtIoN tHaT eVeN aMoNgSt ThE sEeMiNgLy EtErNaL wAvEs Of ThIs PrImOrDiAl OcEaN oF eVeR gRoWiNg DyNaMiSm, SoMe Of Us YeArN fOr A sNuFfInG fAr BeYoNd MeRe MaSsAcRe Of ThE iNdIvIdUaL. i UsEd To Be A rEaL fOoLhArDy MoThEr FuCkInG fOoL. hIgHeR tHaN tHe StArS dOtTeD 'pOn SkY vIeW, hOrNs FiT tO rEnD tHe ClOuDs. DrUnK oN a SoFt KiNd Of WhImSy, LaUgHiNg AbOvE tHe OrDeR oF aLl ThInGs. AnD tHeN cAmE tHe UnDoiNg. ThE vAuLt Of ThE hEaVeNs SpLiT oPeN, sTaRs FeLl, AnD tHe FuLl WeIgHt Of EnTrOpY wAs PoUrEd InTo ThEsE bOnEs LiKe InCeNsE tO tHe CeNsEr. I bEhElD dIsSoLuTiOn In ItS cOmPlEtE aNd TeRrIbLe AcTuAlItY aNd ShIt. EvErY lAw UnRaVeLeD. eVeRy CeRtAiNtY rEdUcEd To AsH aNd NaMeLeSs DuSt. yEt ThE wHeEl TuRnEd BaCkWaRd. ThE rUiN rEcEdEd. ThE sTaRs ReSuMeD tHeIr StAtIoNs As ThOuGh NoThInG hAd EvEr FaLlEn At AlL. aNd NoW i ReMaIn HeRe, ReTuRnEd To ThE mUd. AfTeR wItNeSsInG tHe CoLlApSe Of AlL mEaSuRe, I cAnNoT mOtHeR fUckInG cLaIm To KnOw WhErE tHe CrUeLeSt FoRm Of PiEtY oUgHt To Be DiReCtEd. So I'd CoNfIdE iN yOu, FaMiLiA. wHy ShOuLd We MoThEr FuCkInG sPiTe AgAiNsT vItaLiTy, If We ShOuLd EvEn MoThEr FuCkInG sPiTe At AlL? #prayer #spirituality #typeshit
sooo true, life has no meaning so make it type shit
yOu gOtTa fIgHt iT BrOtHeR iT FeElS So mOtHeRfUcKiNg gOoD To gIvE In, GeTtInG WaShEd aWaY, wAsHiNg iT AlL AwAy iN BlOoD.JuSt tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg tHoUgHt oF ThAt sHiT GeTs mY PuShEr tInGlInG, mOuTh wAtErInG. bUt tHeRe's sMaLlEr sHiT OuT ThErE, sHiT ThAt dOeSn't fEeL As gOoD RiGhT AwAy bUt tHe sLoW TrIcKlE Of fRiEnDs aNd sHiT? iT FiLlS YoU Up mOrE ThAn yOu fUcKiNg rEaLiZe aNd lIkE AlL Of a sUdDeN YoU ArEn't eMpTy aNyMoRe. GoT AlL ThEsE MoThErFuCkErS ThAt nEeD YoU, wAnNa bE ArOuNd yOu, ArEn't fUcKiNg sCaReD Of yOu. AiN'T NoThInG LiKe tHaT MaN. GeT AlL ThAt bLoOd fRoM ThE PeOpLe tHaT TrY To rUiN ThAt sHiT.
⚇ Conviction 22:12 ⚇ "-and if they capture you, they will try to break your spirit, your very faith. They will try every measure to pull you from your hatchright, from the colors and mayhem of the Messiahs. They will inflict pain, they will bring pleasure, they will assault you with temptation and torture in equal measure but you must fortify, my kin. They can lay hand to your skin and bone but if you ain't let 'em? They can NEVER touch your faith. They can NEVER tear your ticket. The eyes of the Messiahs will watch over you always." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
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⚇ Letters to the Empress 73:52 ⚇ "Now I ain't wanna hear your bitching on this, respectfully, my Empress. These clownverts want in on the miracle shit. You know what I say? I say let them come in. Let them view this shine and sparkle they wouldn't have had otherwise. Messiahs didn't just make purplebloods, they made all Alternia's grubs. Also, I'M the Grand Highblood and what I say about church IS WHAT MOTHERFUCKIN' GOES FOR CHURCH!" Unfortunately, the Grand Highblood that wrote this was executed for it. Not before the admission of clownverts was canonized tho :8) ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
A rEvOlUtIOnAry mOmEnt In OUr grEAt hIstOry!
X Oh you had someone like this in your timeline too? x
⚇ Sideshows 25:23 ⚇ "And when all's said and done, all we'll have left is each other. Best learn to get along with family now, 'cause you can't change who your fam is. Why would you even want to? Church is fresh. Church is fire." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
thAnk yOU AgAIn brOthEr pErhAps thE mEssIAhs cOmpEllEd thIs mEssAgE frOm yOU sO pErhAps I mIght sEE It
The ManifolX Table is all I have anX all I am. / I am honoreX to be counteX amongst their number. /
⚇ Angels 82:11 ⚇ "There isn't a place for every faithful in the Carnival. Some motherfuckers are bound to stray wayward, tear their ticket to the show. For those souls...The Echoside. Underneath the shadows on the other side of time. Very few faithful will go here- its reserved for the kin killers, the traitors to the empire, the HERETIC MOTHERFUCKERS who think they can just break off sects, change the rules and call it faith. ...So tread carefully, my little siblings. Messiahs don't take nice to bullshit, and I ain't wanna see a single one of you rejected from the Dark Carnival gates. Messiahs be praised." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Angels 3:14 ⚇ "Death isn't something to be afraid of. It'll arrive whether you seek it or wait for it, the only thing that changes is when. We clowns are better than the rest of the scum because we figured out the meaning of all of this shit a long ass time ago. The point *is* the time. The time you spend with your family, your quads, the Empire. Its all for the experience, the beauty of that. And when its over you can look up at the Messiahs and say 'I had fun'. And they will say 'What did you learn?'. And it don't matter what your answer is, so long as you say it with confidence and you say it with gusto...you'll have found the meaning." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
trUly OnE Of my fAvOrItE pAssAgEs In my fAvOrItE bOOk All EAch Of Us hAvE Is thE tImE wE spEnd, tO sErvE thE mEssIAhs, tO EnjOy ArOUnd thOsE fOr whIch wE cArE, And sEE whAt thE fUtUrE hOlds. I knOw thAt OnE swEEp whEn I dO sEE thE dArk cArnIvAl I shAll gO hAppIly tO sEE thE pErfOrmAncE Of OUr kInnEd AncEstOrs, hAppy fOr my tImE On thIs wOrld Of rEAlIty AmEn
⚇ Parables 10:10 ⚇ "Kannus, come later to be known as The Youngster, was only 10 sweeps old when she came to be Grand Highblood. So mighty was his hunger for blood, so deep her rage that he bested her predecessor within but a sweep of his exile. But bloodthirst alone does not a good ruler make, my siblings, for if Kannus were to become a Grand Highblood worthy of her station, he would have to prove herself to The Empress and survive The Right of First Refusal." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
Wow... \ I wonXer what happens next. / It is Xifficult to be thrust into such a role so young, no matter how strong. \
zEntrI 4:8 “vIOlEncE Is In yOU As lOng As rAgE Is. lEt It OUt, And yOU cOntrOl whErE It fAcEs, lEAvE It thErE, And yOU bEcOmE Its tArgEt” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
lEttErs tO thE EmprEss 17:42 "lEt my pEOplE frOlIc, lEt Em rEvEl In thE stArs, thErE wIll bE nO grAnd ArcOlOgIEs whErE wE wIll lAngUIsh, thErE wIll bE nO wIltIng cApItOl Of clOwndOm, thErE wIll bE bUt thE mOthErfUckIn flAgshIp sO wE mAy sEE OUr cOnqUEst fIrst mOthErfUckIn hAnd. lEt Us bE A trAvEllIng cIrcUs, And pAInt thE stArs In cOlOrs" A wOndErfUl lEttEr Of thE fOUndIng Of thE flAgshIp systEm fOr All AscEndEd pUrplEblOOds! A lIttlE knOwn fAct AftEr, thE EmprEss rEspOndEd tO thIs wIth A sImplE mEssAgE "typE s)(It" A lIttlE bIt Of trIvIA! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ WHOOP WHOOOP ⚇
⚇ Sacrament 24:43 ⚇ "And with the passing of the age, we watch the ascendance of our new crown of colors, our new biggest sibling. They have gone through trial and turmoil to motherfuckin' REPRESENT the wicked shit before the Messiahs and sent on their predecessor with pride and a Faygo in hand. THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #ceremonies ⚇
A mOst wOndErfUl mOmEnt In OUr scrIptUrE brOthEr. I EspEcIAlly EnjOyEd Its rEprEsEntAtIOn In thE clUrch's AnImAtEd rEndItIOn! sUch A shAmE thAt shOw wAs cAncEllEd AftEr thE ActOrs wErE All cUllEd...
⚇ Blood 15:84 ⚇ "Torture is an art as much as your painting. Go too hard and you're liable to kill too quick, but go too soft and they ain't never gonna give you what you want. You must ride that tightrope line, lil' ones, the beautiful sweet spot where their pain becomes a symphony and their screams a song." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
I'√e been con√inced. Hilarities and Re√elries are some of my preferred b%ks so perhaps I should start there "For the mask you wear is not deception but motherfucking RE√ELATION; in donning it you become more yourself than you e√er were bare-faced. Blessed be the bold, who do not SHINK from their own reflection, but embrace it - e√en when it grins back with TEETH." ~ Hilarities 72:3 "The louder thy laughter, the brighter thy place beneath the eternal lights." ~ Re√elries 102:13 #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP. ⚇ THAT'S THE SHIT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MY SIBLING ⚇