Isidor Suidae
@piousPorcine
⚇He/him. ⚇ Scripture Schoolfeeder of Battleship Dark Carnival ⚇ If you've got a feelin', I've got a passage for yo' hungry ass. ⚇
Hey there! Some friends of mine and I have been making up troll equivalents for places and weekdays and other such things if anyone wants to use them! Don't by any means consider these canon, this is mostly just for personal reference and fun :o) It'll be updated more as time goes on! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1au7RUsEoqUCcOQAb_1VYE5VNWBHX0Dwz1Bfi-FNWkQM/edit?usp=sharing
“Get nasty, bitch! And let the haters all motherfucking gag on it.” - Sideshows 8:1 #WORDSTOLIVEBY #inspiration #scripture
spituallity is so betiful <33
AmEn bIggEst brOthEr
⚇ There's still a rock in my shoe :8( ⚇
this injustiCe shall not stand...
⚇ My fucking hero ⚇
Can you not remove it?
⚇ :8( In :8( My shoe ⚇
⚇ :8( :8( :8( Shoe ⚇
⚇ Okay :8) ⚇
⚇ GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ⚇ REMEMBER TO NEVER GET BETTER! ⚇ STAY MAD AT STUPID SHIT! ⚇ RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!!! ⚇ DIE FOR FOREVER!!!!!!!! ⚇
♦ a HOO HOO! gOOd evening, actually!! always get better! be Happy and stupid and cOntrary! Heal yOur relatiOnsHips! live til tHe stars die!! :O) a HOO HOO HOO!! ♣
S[][]ould t[][]ere be concern?
⚇ Sibling I respect the fuck outta you ⚇ Because of our shared clownery ⚇ But thsi is the lamest ⚇ MOST AGGRAVATING ⚇ shit you could've said to me ⚇ And if you were in front of me I'd pop your fuckin' nose in. ⚇
⚇ Rock in my shoe :8( ⚇
... I send my condolences for suc[][] an inconvenience.
⚇ Thank you :8) ⚇
♦ a HOO HOO! nOt my nOse! :O( i Have cOmmitted nO greater carnival sin tHan being cOntrary On tHe internet, im sure! a lessOn fOr us bOtH in cOmedic timing tHen! a bOO HOO HOO HOO! :O( ♣
⚇ Angels 60:11 ⚇ "Your bones will break, your blood will cool, your horns will crack and your flesh will rot. None of us are gonna be around forever, not a single one of us. Up there, though, there's a forever waiting for you. Don't be fearful to shed mortality when time comes, kin." ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 15:42 ⚇ "A heart to hold you, a spade to spar with you, a diamond to defend you and a club to calm you. In this, a full suit will sustain you. Don't neglect it all for no reason, now, and go up to the Carnival with no one's hand to hold." ⚇
AnOthEr ImAgE Of thE vEnUE tOmOrrOw, As I thOUght I wOUld mEntIOn A fEw thIngs yOU wIll fInd thErE thE bIg tOp UntIl OUr shOw lAtE In thE lIght, wIll hAvE A lIvE bAnd, plAyIng mUsIc Of cArnIvAls pAst. shOw Off yOUr wOndErfUl cOstUmEs, And prEpArE fOr mAss. spEAkIng Of, thErE ArE mAny brOthErs And sIstErs Of thE clOth fOr whOm, spEAkIng At thE mAss mAy bE A bOOn. my dms ArE OpEn If yOU wIsh spEAk At thE EvEnt, sIncE, OthErwIsE wE wIll hAvE A vEry, vEry shOrt mAss IndEEd. thE fAIrgrOUnds wIll bE thErE As wEll, wIth gAmEs And prIzEs tO bE wOn! rIdEs And fOOd trUcks, sUbsIdIzEd by thE clUrch. gOrgE yOUrsElf wIth glUttOny As thE mEssIAhs IntEndEd. gO hIvE wIth A stUffEd lUsUs! rIdE UpOn thE cOnsEcrAtEd fErrIs whEEl. fInAlly, thE dArk tEnt, thErE wIll AlwAys bE OnEs Of Us fOr whOm thE IdEA Of rUlEs And sOcIAl cOnvEntIOn wIll nOt AppEAl. shOUld yOU wIsh tO slIp AwAy IntO thE lIght wIth A spEcIAl sOmEOnE, Or IndUlgE In sUbstAncEs AbOUnd, thE tEnt wIll prOvIdE. bE prEsEntAblE whEn yOU EmErgE plEAsE I lOOk fOrwArd tO sEEIng yOU All thErE
mUch hOly wOrk hAs bEEn dOnE cArnIvAl gAmEs hAvE bEEn sEt, trAIlErs lIkE thE clOwns Of Old OncE lIvEd OUt Of, And mOst ImpOrtAnt Of All, thE hOly bIg tOp hAs bEEn ErEctEd. AmEn I sAy, tOmOrrOw, thE cArnIvAl Is In tOwn cArnIvAls 20:24 And thUs, trAdItIOn wAs bOrn. wE wOUld nO lOngEr bE wIthOUt OUr mAsks, OUr fAcEs, jEErIng And smIlIng At thE rEst Of thE UnbEknOwnst wOrld. wE hAd OUr hAnds On sOmE shIt thEy cOUld nEvEr drEAm Of
ᕙ⟨ USUALLY THE MST MIRTHFUL MANIAC ARUND ᏔULD SCFF AT SUCH AN IDEA BUT.. FR SME REASN THIS INSPIRED A FIRE IN HIS HAIR-LADEN CHEST! ⟩ᕤ
hOw blEssEd brOthEr hOgAn I hOpE tO sEE yOU thErE
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ #2cripture #clurch #mirthful #miracle2 Beep. Beep. Bitche2. :O) 2cripture 2hit cOming thrOugh. CONVICTION 78:90 "And when yOu watch the pitter-patter Of cOwardly retreat2 and when yOu breathe in the 2tench Of death and when yOu hear the dying grOan2 Of the nOnbeliever2 and when yOu feel the weight Of yOur duty and when yOu ta2te the nectar Of the me22iah2 twO-fOld Only then can yOu under2tand the righteOu2 faith. ONLY THEN CAN YOU UNDER2TAND THE MEANING OF MY WORD2. Only then can yOu under2tand the impOrtance Of my miracle2." ○ ● ○
mAny qUOtEs Of thE hOly scrIptUrE frOm yOU tOlIght sIstEr yOU ArE fEElIng mIrthfUl pErhAps? :)
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ NOt Only feeling mirthful, my darling 2i2ter, but feeling cOpiOu2 amOunt2 Of FRIVOLITY thrOugh the hOly 2cript2. GOtta get hype fOr the BIG TOP cOming tO tOwn, dOn't we? ;O) ○ ● ○
IndEEd!!! I Am sO ExcItEd, It shAll bE thE mOst wOndErfUl EvEnt
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ 2URELY A NIGHT TO REMEMBER! And what a way tO 2tart up thi2 Oh 2O ble22ed mOnth. ○ ● ○
IndEEd why sIstEr phynnIE And I chOsE It!
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ The mirthful twO ble22ed yOu bOth with glOriOu2ly gifted pan2! I can Only ever a2pire tO 2uch dedicated devOtiOn wicked 2i2ter. ○ ● ○
⚇ Annnnd it's my wriggling day! ⚇ Blow a horn or some shit, we gotta get this bitch jumpin' ⚇ HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK ⚇
⚇ @ardourCorvidae is gonna bake me a cake! ⚇ And come over n shit. ⚇ I imagine @glitteringAcuity will show its fuckass mug at some point too. ⚇ Lameass. ⚇
OBJECTION! what am i, chopped liver??
⚇ Okay but when you do it ⚇ It's like...condescending ⚇ ...Feel free to keep doing it though or whatever ⚇
Happy Wriggling Day my man broohoooof
⚇ BROTROTTER BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ⚇ Thanks for the well wishes :8) ⚇
MAY YOU HAVE A MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKING WRIGGLING DAY, MY FINEST BROTHER ISIDOR. MESSIAHS BLESS YOU WITH JAPES AND JOY AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THEM SMILE.
⚇ Your well wishes honor me, biggest brother! ⚇ I'M GONNA THROW A PARTY IN THE MESS HALL LATER IT'D BE A MOTHERFUCKER OF A TIME TO SEE YOU THERE!!! ⚇ MMFWCL! ⚇
I THINK A MOTHERFUCKER COULD MAKE TIME AND SHOW UP FOR ONE OF HIS BEST. HONK HONK!
⚇ FUCK YEAH ⚇ WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ⚇
aw HELL yeah brother! hope you tore it UP this wriggling Day!!!
⚇ 3 sweeps today. ⚇ May the Carnival raise you up, boardad. ⚇ Miss you. ⚇
hE hAs frOnt rOw sEAts brOthEr blEss hIm
i'm sorry for your loss, boss!! grief is never easy, even if time makes it less keen. do you have any fond memories with him you'd wanna share in memoriam??
MESSIAHS BLESSED YOU WITH A LUSUS SO RIGHTEOUS AS YOURS WAS, BROTHER ISIDOR.
It ≈ill get easier in time. The love and happy memories ≈ill remain and the pain ≈ill subside.
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP! ⚇
⚇ Haha, he taught me how to cook! ⚇ Wouldn't know how to make a lasagna even half as good as he did without him. ⚇
⚇ Your words honor me and his memory, biggest brother. ⚇
oh, man, that's so sweet. what a nice and talented boar!! my mom taught me how to cook, and i miss her so much!! it'll get easier with time, buddy, you just hang in there. i'm sure your boardad would be super proud that you are still taking care of yourself by making delicious and filling meals. i also love italian food...hey, we should trade captcha codes (that is, lasagnas) sometime! only if you want, of course. i'm not privy to the boar secret sauce, so mine may pale in comparison. :B
CONFER WITH COUNSEL! he was a good lusus.
⚇ Yeah, he was. ⚇ He liked you. ⚇
“There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked” - Colors 27:27 #Scripture #inspiration
AmEn
fucking a clown and seeing how much we can fuck up their paint seeing the miraculous little smears left behind on them *and* our surroundings . . . white and grey smears scattered like ghosts of our touches just moments before . . . >.> #need #ough #unfortunatelyairingmythoughts #hornyposting #clownposting #nsfw
gOOdnEss, If A clOwn wIth A vOw Of pAInt shOws yOU thEIr fAcE wIthOUt cOvEr It Is A trUE hOnOr!
i tend to find myself on the receiving end of such a privilege . . . without getting too into it, i also quite well know first hand what vulnerability there is in the feeling
cArnIvAls 2:3 “sO cAmE thE cOngrEgAtIOns tOgEthEr, kIn In frOnd wIth OthEr kIn. fOr OncE OUr kInd wOUld sIt UndEr thE smAll tEnts, tEllIng stOrIEs Of gOds And whImsEy, wE nOw cOmE tOgEthEr UndEr thE rIsIng Of thE fIrst bIg tOp. fOr nOw, wE knOw OUr grEAtEst strEngth"
⚇ WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP! ⚇
A GRAND MOTHERFUCKING GESTURE, LITTLE SISTER! YOU HAVE MY BLESSING FOR SUCH A MIRTHFUL GATHERING! WHOOP WHOOP!
🖋️ Cannot Wa🖋️t! Th🖋️s W🖋️ll Be Wonderful :o)
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ i'll bring the MOTHERFUCKING BATON2 MY DEVIOU2 DEVOTED 2I2TER. ○ ● ○
thE cArnIvAl cOmEs IntO tOwn sOOn frIEnds, An EvEnt tO IntrOdUcE thE UnknOwIng As tO thE wOrkIngs Of thE mOst hOly clUrch nO cUllIng AllOwEd gIvEn wE hAvE hOly gUEsts! thErE shAll bE gAmEs, ImbIbEmEnts, mUsIc, dAncIng, And mOst Of All, drEss Up! I wOUld bE mOst IntErEstEd tO sEE hOw sOmE Of thE mAny sEcUlAr mEmbErs Of thIs wEbsItE cOmE tO drEss fOr sUch An EvEnt hEld UndEr thE bIg tOp, In thAt fIEld yOU rEmEmbEr frOm yOUr wrIgglErhOOd yOU wIll knOw thE wAy thErE wE All knOw thE wAy thErE blEssEd nIght All I shAll sEE yOU thErE OnE wAy Or AnOthEr AmEn :)
(( ill be setting up some fun little side 'carnival games' and stuff for the event! Clown up your oc's or I hope it could be a good platform if anyone wants to introduce new clowny oc's to do so in a setting like this! ^u^
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ I'M S◕ EXCITED SISTER!!!!
Am Am I sIstEr phynnIE!!! It shAll bE sO blEssEd :)
⚇ Hot Shit, (Pale Letters) 23:22 ⚇ "Still your frantic pusher, my love. Let your eyes close soft. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. The Messiahs look down on our pity with purest approval, diamond mine, and oh how I pity you. I'll hold you. I'll be your port in the storm. Just shut your tired eyes and I'll keep you safe. Shoosh, shoosh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
zAzzEl 6:70 “EAt shIt And dIE yOU bItchAss mOthErfUckEr” A frEqUEntly qUOtEd pIEcE Of scrIptUrE! I thOUght It bEst tO tEAch thE mAssEs In cAsE It Is qUOtEd AgAIn sOOn... #scrIptUrE
⚇ Suffering (Of Laymac, The Academic) 20:20 ⚇ "Destroy all the sacred texts you want, you FILTHY, lowly TRASH. Burn the history, burn our bodies, burn it all to the motherfucking ground but the one thing you guttersnipes will NEVER be able to burn is our faith. Held fast and true in our blood pushers and think pans, never to be let go. And the best part? Maybe our history will be gone, but we'll make more of it. The Church will NEVER be destroyed, but you? By the time you're gone, the family will have recovered and built back all the motherfucking STRONGER!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇
"And the paint should represent our capriciousness, our ability to embrace change and be changed. The sun will set and the moons will rise and so will our paint change like the tides. Your evening application a prayer, to marr it with blood, a song." -Beginnings 12:52 THINK ON THESE WORDS AS YOU APPLY YOUR PAINT, MOTHERFUCKERS! LET IT SING IN YOUR SOUL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN SONG. #scripture #inspiration
⚇ The salacious and demeaning things I would do for a flavor disc right now would make most people recoil ⚇
the occasional mirror #selfie of yours truly as a treat lmfao ((ooc: spent my morning photo bashing a picture to see what monroe would look like realistically. hope y’all enjoy as much as i enjoyed making the emo!!)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f6359befc32.jpeg
𖦤 Holy / Honkin' / Messiahs, / brother, / those / gauges / are / no / joke How / long'd / those / things / take / you? :||
about 3 ish sweeps, kinda rushed it when i first started and got lucky i didn’t wreck my lobes then i chilled out and developed a braincell so i was able to take my time and get up to 2 inches
𖦤 That's / some / dedication :||
modification of flesh can be just as holy as the jingle of the holy bells, brother less dedication and more enjoyment of a peaceful project
⚇ AMEN ⚇