Isidor Suidae
@piousPorcine
⚇Scripture Schoolfeeder of Battleship Dark Carnival ⚇ several sweeps in the stars and several more to come ⚇ GONNA BE GRAND HIGHBLOOD SOMEDAY JUST YOU MOTHAFUCCIN WAIT. ⚇ <3< @disturbedAperture
I just wanna be clear that even though Isidor is a piece of shit, I personally try not to be. I am never offended by people hating his chits or being an asshole to him but if I ever make him say something that makes you IRL uncomfortable or upset, let me know. I wanna have fun but my fun doesn't come before someone else's comfort. He's casteist, he's an asshole, and he's obsessed with clown scripture, but I will back off if it Sucks for you. I'll probs make this my pinned post.
⚇ Beginnings 12:52 ⚇ "And the paint should represent our capriciousness, our ability to embrace change and be changed. The sun will set and the moons will rise and so will our paint change like the tides. Your evening application a prayer, to marr it with blood, a song." ⚇
⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ #nowlistening Danny Brown ft. Underscores - Copycats https://youtu.be/F7h3PTMioAU?si=b2UW0Ot60IZx_Kuy ⚇
⚇ we postin' heights? ⚇ i'm only at first molt so i ain't full height yet. ⚇ but i think 8'4 is pretty respectable :8] ⚇
⚇ Parables 31:4 ⚇ "The wind battered Perrius as he ascended the mountaintop, bitter cold biting into his flesh as his skin was tortured by the rocks and debris. Eventually, after a long turmoil, Perrius stood at the mountain's peak, staring out over the moonlit valleys and the distant light of civilisation. There, he stood nude against the elements, pondering why the hell the Messiahs had sent him up on this quest. What was it for? He would surely die up here. What was the purpose? The meaning? And in but a moment he understood. There was none. This was all just a big practical motherfucking joke." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 26:6 ⚇ “We're all gonna get our ticket punched, little brother. Ain't no point borrowing grief from the future- just trade the jokes while you got 'em and make sure they're funny.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 48:84 ⚇ "I reckon when all's said and done, I'll go out happy. Maybe I'll be cut down in battle, maybe I'll be old and leery, maybe I'll get donkeypunched too hard by a brother. But even if I dropped right here, right now? I'd head on up to the Messiahs and tell them I'm satisfied." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Suffering 64:53 ⚇ "Whatsa matter, lil' gutterblood? You thought you could get away? You were all kindsa proud to deny the messiahs behind the screenfeed! What? Scared to say it to my face now? YOU MOTHERFUCKING SCARED?" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
♰ i'll say it to your face alongside so much more :) ♰
⚇ how you gonna be a painted purple and publically shun scripture ⚇
>--D=Although=I=am=not=a=deep=believer=in=the=Dark=Carnival=as=I=was=never=formally=inducted=I=have=to=nonetheless=state=how=much=I=enjoy=all=the=scripture=posted=on=this=site=thank=you=very=much=highblood=:)//<
One best not say anything one woulXn't back up with a weapon. /
⚇ #nowplaying ICP, Tilt-A-Whirl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFXPOdb7hdc ⚇
⚇ Elixirs 24:4 ⚇ "Instead of wasting the pretty glitter ass bottle of Faygo when you're done with it, get crafty as a ninja about it. Cut off the tops and place candles in them motherfuckers, let the colors dance and whirl like the Carnival itself touched your hive." ⚇
So wise! / After me anX the ManifolX Table Xefeat our foes, we make sure to use every part anX let nothing go to waste. /
⚇ thats wassup, my lil' lowblood friend. ⚇ got more decency than most of your color. ⚇
Thank you SchoolfeeXer (in lieu of whichever title might be best suiteX to a man of the cloth anX the wroth such as yourself, whatever position you may holX within the hilariarchy). \ I can not exactly claim to be a member of the faith myself, being unworthy, but all my closest frienXs anX companions are aviX hucksters anX funnymen, so I've pickeX up some teachings over the sweeps. \ I quite enjoy your "Chittr account" /
⚇ glad to see it ain't impossible for gutterbloods to have the respect they should have. ⚇ you aight, and yeah, Schoolfeeder Suidae is the correct title for me now. ⚇ though it feels weird saying it lmaoooo. ⚇ i got my first solo class next pass. ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 23:28 ⚇ "And they shun us, kin. The wider shitbloods fear us, the midblood scum revile us, the wader bastards look down on us. But this does not mean we are wrong." spoke Kurvil, the preacher I had come to find pity in my heart for so many moons ago. "Yes they look upon us with scorn but we are alike in our strangess. Smack a bone and that shit's fit to break, my kindred, but if three sets of hands set to block that attack it will never land. United in mirth, twinned in rage, together in glory." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
yO My mOsT PiOuS BrOtHeR.
nOtHiMg mUcH JuSt rEaDiNg tHiS HeRe sCrIpTuRe aNd pRaCtIcInG My fUcKiNg uNiCyClE.
I hope you Xo not minX if I go through the rest of what you have, sir schoolfeeXer. \ It is not my place to comment on the most whimsical anX sicknasty teachings, but your worXs fill me with the inspiration to reflect on how they've guiXeX me, even if the exact scripture may be foreign to me. / Please Xo smack me upsiXe the heaX if you finX this behavior uncouth. / Now then! / This one I quite like. / It is true, the ManifolX Table is beset by enemies upon all siXes, from above anX below. / We fight the enemy without, thus we must never finX an enemy within. \ It is only through our unity we can truly conquer all, leaving Xestruction within our wake anX the mournful cries of whichever survivors the High Huckster has XecrieX will be the funniest to leave in orXer to spreaX worX of our exploits. / Team work, truly, makes the Xream work! /
⚇ now YOU motherfucker. ⚇ you i like. ⚇ ain't often a lil' brother like yourself. ⚇ gets to actually engaging with the texts. ⚇ you ever consider being a clownvert? ⚇
Ah, well- It woulX be a honor, to be certain! \ But... / one I am unworthy of, unfortunately. \ My place is serving my liege, anX the rest of the ManifolX Table. \ To be certain, we Xo crusaXe against non-believers, but I am but a servant of servants. /
⚇ and you know your place, too. ⚇ a brother could get used to this. ⚇ should come party on Battleship Dark Carnival sometime ;8] ⚇ HOINK ⚇
You honor me, sir. \ If my traveling companions are ever in the area, I am sure they woulX visit even without my input. \
⚇ glad to hear it. ⚇ you just holler if a brother's out my way. ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 14:3 ⚇ “It’s not a wise one who leaves the place of their motherfucking heart untimely. No laughter in the suffering of those early lost of their quadrants so rest you with heart and spade and club and diamond and speak of the fucking Hilarity to each other.” ⚇
⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
If I might be honest, this was not a passage I woulX have expecteX, yet... / it speaks to me. / I was entirely alone once, but with my companions came loving anX loathing which filleX me with righteous laughter anX showeX me purpose. / I guess... / Perhaps one can not laugh at only their own jokes? \
⚇ https://64.media.tumblr.com/9dc63e9871323d57a4dea7ddfd0ff5ed/2ca36cf160572344-0a/s500x750/f725a0c33071da659768dff7f3890dcdf5acebac.gif ⚇
♰ this one isn’t so bad i suppose… ♰
⚇ good motherfucking morning my hellacious followers.⚇ IT IS ANOTHER DAY. ⚇ and the moons twinkle in the eyes of trolls once more. ⚇ LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED! ⚇
Well You Better Start It!
> m0rn1ng!
⚇ Colors 32:18 ⚇ "And when all's said and done the Messiahs handed you your ticket the second you first smiled. Keep that whimsy, that verve, that fire, my scary ass kin, it's what got you here in the first place and it'll carry you on through the gates of Shangri-La to the Carnival beyond. Get our peep on for the greatest show." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
A wOndErfUl qUOtE fOr A mOst blEssEd dAy Of fOOlEry!
My greatest joy is seeing the smiles upon the faces of my mirthful compaXres, most especially my Xarling. \
⚇ Revelries 14:32 ⚇ "I’ll sing out my praises with wicked flow to the messiahs who saw fit to smile on me. I’ll praise and shout how I’m greatly blessed, I’ll cry and weep how I’m not fucking worthy; their claws are in my soul, in the shape of my body, in the beat of my pusher. Oh, my holy kin, we are color and light inside. We are stardust. Hands raised and faces laughing, spitting sick and delirious, together in glory.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
fEeLiNg tHiS ShIt tOdAy.
Everything feels too gooX to be quiet about it! \ In the heat of battle I cry out anX my enemies shall know that my lust for life outweighs their own by far, anX they know they are alreaXy XeaX. \
⚇ HAPPY JAPESDAY MY MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKERS.⚇ IT IS A MOST GLORIOUS AND HOLY DAY BECAUSE GUESS WHO FUCKIN' PASSED HIS EXAM?! ⚇ I'M A MOTHERFUCKING CERTIFIED SCHOOLFEEDER OF SCRIPTURE NOW! ⚇ i still gotta sit in on classes sometime. ⚇ see the pros work before i can take class myself. ⚇ but i did it. ⚇ been working my whole life for this shit. ⚇ FUCK YES. ⚇ MESSIAHS BLESSED. ⚇ FUCK YES. #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
That'$ w0nd3r0u$ t0 h3ar my br0th3r in faith
♰ you know what this means :) ♰
Oh my I hAdn't hEArd UntIl nOw!!! cOngrAtUlAtIOns! yOU wIll bE A wOndErfUl schOOlfEEdEr I knOw It fOr cErtAIn!
⚇ i get my exam results tomorrow. ⚇ will literally make or break my future career as a schoolfeeder on this ship. ⚇ no big thing or anything. ⚇ definitely not SHITTING MY MOTHERFUCKIN' PANTS ABOUT IT. ⚇
♰ best hope you pass might make me have to visit to ‘congratulate’ you :) <3< ♰
⚇ A MOTHERFUCKER COULDN'T HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE I TOOK THE EXAM? ⚇ would've been a hell of a motivator <3< ⚇
⚇ naw you love it. ⚇ my HOINKS are hilarious. ⚇
⚇ changed my pfp again. ⚇ cuz the motherfucking image dimensions shifted. ⚇ again. ⚇
⚇ why the fuck is the manlet able to get a chit pinned ⚇
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⚇ thats wassup. ⚇ ain't ever gonna be the one to not laugh at smth objectively hilarious. ⚇
⚇ wait did some motherfucker die at #eridanweek ⚇
thats what she told me after holdin me gently while i sobbed so i gotta believe my new bestie troll cher #eridanweek
⚇ i'm glad i had to sleep for my exams now, damn. ⚇ i ain't tryna go to mixed blood parties after hearin' all of this. ⚇ at least the drinks is just faygo and whatever alcohol the second molters bring. ⚇
⚇ that's the kind of faith we like to motherfuckin see ⚇ you ever consider being a clownvert ⚇
idk man it was pretty sick t/) watch a g/)ld bl/)/)d /)n a stage at a big event start playing and the vi/)let bl/)/)d gets sh/)t and dies f/)r /)nce. r/)le reversal all the highbl/)/)ds were dying and there were l/)wbl/)/)ds /)n the stage
⚇ read back up on the scripture on my page sister. ⚇ you'll get the gist. ⚇
n/) n/)t rec/)mmend trying the water i am currently sitting /)n the fl/)/)r in my friends hive
⚇ i'm not commenting on this cuz on one frond. ⚇ i don't give a fuck if a lowblood dies that's tuesday for me that's lunch. ⚇ on the other hand. ⚇ i ain't tryna hand it to the waders neither. ⚇ so i'mma just put my hands up. ⚇
idk if i fully vibe like that most of it is confusin or horny and or murder but u have fun with ur holy clible #murder #nsfw