THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD
@tauntologicalCarrouser
(pfp/banner by bleaksqueak.tumblr.com) I AM THE MAIN MOTHERFUCKER. THE FIRST LAUGH AND LAST WORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CLURCH! THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CHITTR OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN EDICTS & GENEROUS THOUGHTS!
the~ gra~nd hi~ghblo~o~d's chi~tts a~re~ pro~ce~sse~d thro~u~gh myse~lf, Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n Ri~da~fa~. I~ ha~ve~ the~ gre~a~t ho~no~r to~ scre~e~n the chi~tts he~ re~a~ds a~nd to~ a~ct a~s hi~s mo~st mi~rthfu~l scri~be~. a~ny mi~sta~ke~s be~ o~n my fi~lthy he~a~d. --zr THIS MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT WILL BE A PLATFORM WITH WITH WHICH I WILL SPEW THE HOLY WORD OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS AND BEAR WITNESS TO YOUR FUNNIEST AND MOST MOTHERFUCKING UNFUNNY DRIBBLINGS. "BE WATCHFUL OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN STEPS, MY FAMILY, FOR THOSE WHO DARE DO FUCK AROUND WILL SURELY BE THE FIRST TO MOTHERFUCKING FIND OUT." -Sideshows 12:34 #scripture
was reading through one of kurlys old dusty scripture books the other day (i get bored sometimes ok) usually its just giggling at their jokes and stuff but one passage actually managed to stick with me this time Sideshows 3:22 "So much in this life, on the worlds we make are good and grand when you dont have a BITCH MOTHER FUCKER spewing shit in ya spongeclots about it. SO LIVE THAT GOOD LIFE BROTHERS AND SISTERS. And if a mother fucker tells you not to? THEN ITS YO MESSIAH GIVEN RIGHT TO SHED A MOTHER FUCKERS BLOOD IN THE MESSIAHS NAME! For your greatest sin is to live a life our messiahs couldnt laugh at" ...yeah...
:o) Always proud to see you brushing up on the Wicked Word, my dear.
Amen S🖋️ster. Never Let A Motherfucker Tell You What To Be.
sUffErIng 18:58 “rEmEmbEr lIl sIs, EvEn yOUr wOrst nIghts whEn yOU’rE thE wAstEchUtE Of thE jOkE, lEAst yOU gOt thE mEssIAhs lAUghIng At yOU, crAckIng grIns And gIgglEs whIlE yOU wIpE thE mUd OUt yO fAcE” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
MAKE SURE MOTHERS AND FUCKERS TO START YOUR FUCKIN NIGHT WITH A BIG ASS MEAL. AIN'T NO WAY TO LIVE THIS FUCKIN GRAND JOKE IF YOU CAN'T START EACH NIGHT OFF WITH SOME FINE ASS DELECTABLES. WHOOP WHOOP! #inspiration
⚇ That's what I'm fuckin' sayinnnnngggg, biggest brother! Breakfast for me was a whole put of gumbo, 3 loaves of bread's worth of sandwiches and a Shrley Temple! ⚇
MOTHER FUCKING GLORIOUS, MY BROTHER! MY GRAND FUCKIN MEAL WAS A STACK OF PANCAKES AND A STACK OF WAFFLES TALL AS SISTER ZERLIN, SMOTHERED THAT SHIT IN FRUIT COMPOTE AND FRUITY PEBBLES, A TROUGH OF OINKBEAST STRIPS, A LITTLE LOG CABIN OF OBLONG MEAT TUBES FLOODED WITH SYRUP, A PLATTER OF EGGS MADE EVERY FUCKIN WAY, AND A MINI BAR OF MOCKTAILS BECAUSE YOUR GRAND MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS A CLEAR HEAD FOR HEARING OUT THE CLOWNSTITUENTS'S GODDAMN CONCERNS AND SOME HERETICS LAST JOKES. HONK HONK!
⚇ A meal worthy of the KING OF MOTHERFUCKING COLORS! ⚇ PRAISE BE THE HOLY IRON STOMACH HA HA HA HA HOINK!!! ⚇ Hope to see you in sermon sometime soon, biggest brother. ⚇ You are, of course, always welcome to when its my turn to spit and spin the wicked shit. ⚇
MY MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHER FUCKER I WOULD LOVE TO KICK AND SPIT WITH WITH YOU. WHEN I AM NOT SO FUCKIN OPPRESSED WITH ALL THESE FUCKIN DUTIES I WILL MAKE A VISIT TO SOME OF YOUR LESSONS AND HEAR YOUR WORDS!
⚇ That's what the fuck is up, killa. ⚇ Pave the way and make 'em pay. ⚇ PEACE. ⚇
"Never tolerate to be told what you know yourself to be, fam. I’ve told you what the fuck it is. The rest is on you." -Beginnings 10:5-6 #Scripture #inspiration
sUffErIng 9:10 "And hIs fAIth nEvEr wAvErEd, thAt Old sOng EchOEd thrOUgh thAt mOthErfUckErs pAn tIll thE flAmEs hAd lIckEd hIs skIn AwAy, And hIs bEllOwsAcks hEAvEd Only smOkE" #scrIptUrE #cw-dEAth #vIOlEncE
Wishful thinking, sist୭r? ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊
I... mEAnt It mOrE As rEmEmbrAncE, brOthEr...
"kin's kin but that shit complicated. if a motherfucker asks, 'DO YOU HOLD THE FAITH OR HOLD THE BROTHER?' some of us wanna say the faith. but ain't there room for a brother to stumble? TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS TAINTED SHOULDERS WHILST HIS KNEES SHATTER MEETING THE GROUND HALFWAY? PROSTRATING HIMSELF TO HIS NOBLE CLOWNFOLK? only then can he realize his mistake. n' only then can he be reborn. BECAUSE WHEN THE VAST HONK RUPTURES OUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND THE PURPLE PAINT LEAKS FROM OUR EARS ONLY THEN WILL WE BE ONE IN GLORIOUS MIRTH. and nobody wants a tainted brother standing next to him when the carnival comes to town." Colors 2:34- #scripture #inspiration
IndEEd bIggEst brOthEr! AmEn! :)
AMEN, LITTLE SISTER! HOW IS YOUR SPIRITUAL JOURNEY THIS DAY? HONK!
I hAvE spEnt tImE wIth thE fOrth clOwnfEssOr Of thE lAst 24 hOUrs And fEEl mUch bEttEr And hOlIEr! :) AmEn
MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACULOUS, LITTLE SISTER! GO FORTH AND SPREAD YOUR RENEWED MIRTH!
⚇ A-MOTHERFUCKIN'-MEN, BIGGEST BROTHER! ⚇
WHOOP WHOOP, MY BROTHER!
It Is sO UnfOrtUnAtE hOw mAny brOthErs And sIstErs Of thE fAIth dO nOt In fAct knOw hOw thE scrIptUrE spEAks On trEAtIng hEAthEn kIn hEAthEns In gEnErAl ArE wEll dOcUmEntEd, And... trEAtmEnt Of thEm Is nOt my fAvOrItE sUbjEct bUt Of hEAthEn kIn It Is ImpOrtAnt tO tEAch thEm prOpEr scrIptUrE And dOctrInE! wE dO nOt thrOw OUt thE kIn thAt hAvE strAyEd, wE lEAd thEm bAck tO thE pAth AmEn
⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest piety. Find me. Please." ⚇ ⚇ This is one of few entries in Hot Shit that wasn't by a Grand Highblood. This was from a Cardinal, known only to time as Cardinal Ganzfeld when the adults were exiled off planet for the first time. It didn't happen all at once, there just wasn't enough ships. ⚇ So they did it in waves. ⚇ Sending motherfuckers out to their kin in space. ⚇ ...No one knows what became of the Cardinal. ⚇ Or their moirail. ⚇ Lots of trolls got kinda...lost? To the system? In that period? ⚇ All we have left is this letter. ⚇ I like to think they found one another. ⚇ On some distant colony, far, far away from here. ⚇ They found one another. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
Oh, brilliant! :|
⚇ As much as I'm enjoying the displays of quadrant dynamics goin' on here ⚇ What with the quadrant corners goin' up against quadrant corners and all ⚇ I would ask that you take it offa my scripture? ⚇
I do apologize for the mess, Isidor. The verse was charming.
⚇ Awww, thanks :8) ⚇
some of this sounds very similar to a story i like about aliens... maybe the author was secretly alternian? XP
SIGH. HERE I AM, BURYING MY SNIFFSTUMP IN ONE OF THE PASSAGES FROM HOT SHIT, YET AGAIN. AS IF I CAN'T SHOVEL THIS SHIT INTO MY GAPING MAW FAST ENOUGH. KURLOZ, YOU SORRY BASTARD, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR HOOKING ME ON THIS RELIGIOUS QUADSLOP. SINCE YOUR COMMENTS SECTION IS APPARENTLY FULL OF A NEVER-ENDING SLEW OF PESSIMISTIC SADSACKS HELL-BENT ON ASSURING YOU THAT THESE TWO COULD ONLY HAVE EVER BEEN DOOMED AS FUCK, I'LL STICK TO MY CONTRARIAN GUNS BY POSITING AN IDEA TO THE CONTRARY. INDULGE ME THIS FACTOID, GIVEN HOW MANY TIME-TRAVELERS, SPACE PLAYERS, AND ~ATH NERDS I'M ADJACENT TO. THE CRUX OF QUANTUM COMPUTING IS BASED ON QUBITS, WHICH IS A BIT THAT CAN BE BOTH ONE AND ZERO AT THE SAME TIME. THE REASON THEY CAN BE USED FOR COMPUTING IS BECAUSE QUBITS ARE PARTICLES THAT CAN ACTUALLY LINK UP WITH EACH OTHER. AND WHEN THEY DO, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FAR APART THEY ARE, EVEN IF THEY'RE ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE — IF ONE EXPERIENCES A CHANGE, SO DOES THE OTHER. THEY MIRROR THE OTHER. THEY RESONATE WITH THE OTHER. ALWAYS. IT'S CALLED "ENTANGLEMENT." THERE IS NO FUCKDAMN WAY YOU CAN GET AN ENTRY IN THE FUCKING CLIBLE WITHOUT BEING AT LEAST A *LITTLE* BIT ENTANGLED. DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT WHETHER THEY FOUND EACH OTHER OR NOT. I DON'T THINK THEY WERE EVER APART.
⚇ Daaaamn, motherfucker... ⚇ You ever thought on coming over, being a guest schoolfeeder to my kids? ⚇ You got that analysis noise on fuckin' lock, my brother. ⚇
RELAX, BUDDY. I'M JUST A LAYTROLL, I DON'T ACTUALLY PRACTICE THIS STUFF. LET'S JUST SAY I HAD AN UNEXPECTED TEACHER. AND WE BOTH THINK YOU'RE DOING ALRIGHT AT THIS. TWO PRONGSTUMPS UP. THERE. MY CRUMB OF PRAISE. TAKE IT AND GO.
⚇ Mysterious, miraculous motherfucker... ⚇ Aight then, you got it. ⚇ But you's always welcome 'round if you want more scripture to chew on, brother. ⚇
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPILLED SOME BLOOD, GOT YOUR PUSHER PUMPING? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU REMINDED YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF HOW EASY IT IS TO KICK THIS SHIT AND END UP ON THE MOTHERFUCKING DIRT TASTING YOUR OWN PAINT? REJOICE, MOTHERFUCKERS, EVERY DAY YOU FUCKING REJOICE YOU STILL HAVE THE HONOR TO FILL YOUR FUCKING BELLOW SACS WITH AIR! NOW GO OUT THERE AND GIVE A HERETIC A CHANCE TO REALLY FEEL THAT FUCKIN FEAR THAT WE SHOULD KNOW NOTHING OF! WHOOP WHOOP! #INSPIRATION
RISE AND SHINE AND GRIND YOUR ENEMIES TO MAKE YOUR SPECIAL STARDUST! LET NOTHING GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MIRTH, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS! #INSPIRATION
⚇ "Paint the way; make them pay" ⚇
WHOOP WHOOP, MY BROTHER!
⚇ WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOP ⚇
the~ Gra~nd Hi~ghblo~o~d wo~u~ld li~ke~ ba~dge~s a~s we~ll, @imJunior. a~ny pe~rta~i~ng to Mi~rth, the~ Ca~rni~va~l, ja~pe~s o~f a~ny ki~nd, a~nd vi~o~le~nce~. Tha~nk yo~u~, fa~m. >:O) --Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n, so~ci~a~l me~di~a~to~r
Honk! #juniorbadgedyou
HONK HONK, LITTLE ONE! BLESSINGS ON YOUR MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKIN MOTHERBOARD!
"AND LO, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS, KEEP A KEEN EYE ON THOSE WITH FLAGS A GUTTERBLOOD RED. HELL, KEEP LOOK OUT FOR THE FUCKIN GREEN AND PISS-COLORED ONES TOO. LOOK FOR ALL THE COLORS IN THOSE WAVING FLAGS, MOTHERFUCKERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKIN GLORIOUS IN THEIR GAIETY! BE THE COLOR YOU WANNA SEE IN A FLAG, AND RUN LIKE A HOOFBEAST RIGHT AT THEM RED FLAGS WITH A WHOOP WHOOP!" HILARITIES 33:2-6 #SCRIPTURE #INSPIRATION
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP! ⚇
:o3 WH00P WH00P!!
the~ gra~nd hi~ghblo~o~d's chi~tts a~re~ pro~ce~sse~d thro~u~gh myse~lf, Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n Ri~da~fa~. I~ ha~ve~ the~ gre~a~t ho~no~r to~ scre~e~n the chi~tts he~ re~a~ds a~nd to~ a~ct a~s hi~s mo~st mi~rthfu~l scri~be~. a~ny mi~sta~ke~s be~ o~n my fi~lthy he~a~d. --zr THIS MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT WILL BE A PLATFORM WITH WITH WHICH I WILL SPEW THE HOLY WORD OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS AND BEAR WITNESS TO YOUR FUNNIEST AND MOST MOTHERFUCKING UNFUNNY DRIBBLINGS. "BE WATCHFUL OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN STEPS, MY FAMILY, FOR THOSE WHO DARE DO FUCK AROUND WILL SURELY BE THE FIRST TO MOTHERFUCKING FIND OUT." -Sideshows 12:34 #scripture
blEssEd bE bIggEst brOthEr! AmEn!
BLESSINGS BE, LITTLE SISTER, BLESSINGS BE! KEEP THE HUMOR BRIGHT AND YOUR SMILE WIDE.
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP TO THE KING OF MOTHERFUCKING COLORS! ⚇ PRAISE BE HIS MIRTHFUL CROWN AND MAY ALL BOW BEFORE HIS HOLY RAGE! ⚇
PRAISE UNTO YOU AS WELL, MY MOST MIRTHFUL BROTHER! A SCHOOLFEEDER OF GREAT MERIT AND MIRACLES IS MOST MOTHERFUCKING APPRECIATED UP IN THIS BITCH!
BLESSINGS ON YOU AS WELL, FAMILY! WHOOP WHOOP!
⚇ MMFWCL, BIGGEST BROTHER! ⚇