THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD
@tauntologicalCarrouser
(pfp/banner by bleaksqueak.tumblr.com) I AM THE MAIN MOTHERFUCKER. THE FIRST LAUGH AND LAST WORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CLURCH! THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CHITTR OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN EDICTS & GENEROUS THOUGHTS!
the~ gra~nd hi~ghblo~o~d's chi~tts a~re~ pro~ce~sse~d thro~u~gh myse~lf, Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n Ri~da~fa~. I~ ha~ve~ the~ gre~a~t ho~no~r to~ scre~e~n the chi~tts he~ re~a~ds a~nd to~ a~ct a~s hi~s mo~st mi~rthfu~l scri~be~. a~ny mi~sta~ke~s be~ o~n my fi~lthy he~a~d. --zr THIS MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT WILL BE A PLATFORM WITH WITH WHICH I WILL SPEW THE HOLY WORD OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS AND BEAR WITNESS TO YOUR FUNNIEST AND MOST MOTHERFUCKING UNFUNNY DRIBBLINGS. "BE WATCHFUL OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN STEPS, MY FAMILY, FOR THOSE WHO DARE DO FUCK AROUND WILL SURELY BE THE FIRST TO MOTHERFUCKING FIND OUT." -Sideshows 12:34 #scripture
“Get nasty, bitch! And let the haters all motherfucking gag on it.” - Sideshows 8:1 #WORDSTOLIVEBY #inspiration #scripture
spituallity is so betiful <33
AmEn bIggEst brOthEr
⚇ Hilarities 15:42 ⚇ "A heart to hold you, a spade to spar with you, a diamond to defend you and a club to calm you. In this, a full suit will sustain you. Don't neglect it all for no reason, now, and go up to the Carnival with no one's hand to hold." ⚇
mUch hOly wOrk hAs bEEn dOnE cArnIvAl gAmEs hAvE bEEn sEt, trAIlErs lIkE thE clOwns Of Old OncE lIvEd OUt Of, And mOst ImpOrtAnt Of All, thE hOly bIg tOp hAs bEEn ErEctEd. AmEn I sAy, tOmOrrOw, thE cArnIvAl Is In tOwn cArnIvAls 20:24 And thUs, trAdItIOn wAs bOrn. wE wOUld nO lOngEr bE wIthOUt OUr mAsks, OUr fAcEs, jEErIng And smIlIng At thE rEst Of thE UnbEknOwnst wOrld. wE hAd OUr hAnds On sOmE shIt thEy cOUld nEvEr drEAm Of
ᕙ⟨ USUALLY THE MST MIRTHFUL MANIAC ARUND ᏔULD SCFF AT SUCH AN IDEA BUT.. FR SME REASN THIS INSPIRED A FIRE IN HIS HAIR-LADEN CHEST! ⟩ᕤ
hOw blEssEd brOthEr hOgAn I hOpE tO sEE yOU thErE
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ #2cripture #clurch #mirthful #miracle2 Beep. Beep. Bitche2. :O) 2cripture 2hit cOming thrOugh. CONVICTION 78:90 "And when yOu watch the pitter-patter Of cOwardly retreat2 and when yOu breathe in the 2tench Of death and when yOu hear the dying grOan2 Of the nOnbeliever2 and when yOu feel the weight Of yOur duty and when yOu ta2te the nectar Of the me22iah2 twO-fOld Only then can yOu under2tand the righteOu2 faith. ONLY THEN CAN YOU UNDER2TAND THE MEANING OF MY WORD2. Only then can yOu under2tand the impOrtance Of my miracle2." ○ ● ○
mAny qUOtEs Of thE hOly scrIptUrE frOm yOU tOlIght sIstEr yOU ArE fEElIng mIrthfUl pErhAps? :)
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ NOt Only feeling mirthful, my darling 2i2ter, but feeling cOpiOu2 amOunt2 Of FRIVOLITY thrOugh the hOly 2cript2. GOtta get hype fOr the BIG TOP cOming tO tOwn, dOn't we? ;O) ○ ● ○
IndEEd!!! I Am sO ExcItEd, It shAll bE thE mOst wOndErfUl EvEnt
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ 2URELY A NIGHT TO REMEMBER! And what a way tO 2tart up thi2 Oh 2O ble22ed mOnth. ○ ● ○
IndEEd why sIstEr phynnIE And I chOsE It!
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ The mirthful twO ble22ed yOu bOth with glOriOu2ly gifted pan2! I can Only ever a2pire tO 2uch dedicated devOtiOn wicked 2i2ter. ○ ● ○
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ #2cripture #mirthfulpO2ting #clurch DEVOTION2 9:22 "BLE22ED ARE THO2E WHO 2PILL BLOOD ON THE 2IDEWALK TILE; fOr they knOw the truth Of 2Oiled grOund. BLE22ED I2 YOUR FURY; thrOugh their bleed2 yOu feed the weed2. BLE22ED ARE YOUR CLUB2; fOr they 2hall OvercOme the weak. BLE22ED I2 YOUR MIRTH; thrOugh laugh2 and chaff2 yOu will guide thy glOry. BLE22ED ARE WARDEN2 OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CARNIVAL: fOr they knOw what await2 them beyOnd the veil." ○ ● ○
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ #2cripture #clurch BlOOd 30:20 "Mirthful tOne2 are 2acred when they fall Off purple tOngue2. When a 2i2ter PREACHE2, let the 2hitblOOded ilk li2ten. WATCH THEM TREMBLE UNDER YOUR GLORIOU2 WORD2 AND KNOW YOU MEAN MOTHERFUCKING BU2INE22. And if they dare rai2e a 2Ound in OppO2itiOn? Remind them Of their pO2i2tiOn." ○ ● ○
“There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked” - Colors 27:27 #Scripture #inspiration
AmEn
cArnIvAls 2:3 “sO cAmE thE cOngrEgAtIOns tOgEthEr, kIn In frOnd wIth OthEr kIn. fOr OncE OUr kInd wOUld sIt UndEr thE smAll tEnts, tEllIng stOrIEs Of gOds And whImsEy, wE nOw cOmE tOgEthEr UndEr thE rIsIng Of thE fIrst bIg tOp. fOr nOw, wE knOw OUr grEAtEst strEngth"
⚇ WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP! ⚇
A GRAND MOTHERFUCKING GESTURE, LITTLE SISTER! YOU HAVE MY BLESSING FOR SUCH A MIRTHFUL GATHERING! WHOOP WHOOP!
🖋️ Cannot Wa🖋️t! Th🖋️s W🖋️ll Be Wonderful :o)
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ i'll bring the MOTHERFUCKING BATON2 MY DEVIOU2 DEVOTED 2I2TER. ○ ● ○
⚇ Hot Shit, (Pale Letters) 23:22 ⚇ "Still your frantic pusher, my love. Let your eyes close soft. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. The Messiahs look down on our pity with purest approval, diamond mine, and oh how I pity you. I'll hold you. I'll be your port in the storm. Just shut your tired eyes and I'll keep you safe. Shoosh, shoosh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
zAzzEl 6:70 “EAt shIt And dIE yOU bItchAss mOthErfUckEr” A frEqUEntly qUOtEd pIEcE Of scrIptUrE! I thOUght It bEst tO tEAch thE mAssEs In cAsE It Is qUOtEd AgAIn sOOn... #scrIptUrE
⚇ Suffering (Of Laymac, The Academic) 20:20 ⚇ "Destroy all the sacred texts you want, you FILTHY, lowly TRASH. Burn the history, burn our bodies, burn it all to the motherfucking ground but the one thing you guttersnipes will NEVER be able to burn is our faith. Held fast and true in our blood pushers and think pans, never to be let go. And the best part? Maybe our history will be gone, but we'll make more of it. The Church will NEVER be destroyed, but you? By the time you're gone, the family will have recovered and built back all the motherfucking STRONGER!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇
"And the paint should represent our capriciousness, our ability to embrace change and be changed. The sun will set and the moons will rise and so will our paint change like the tides. Your evening application a prayer, to marr it with blood, a song." -Beginnings 12:52 THINK ON THESE WORDS AS YOU APPLY YOUR PAINT, MOTHERFUCKERS! LET IT SING IN YOUR SOUL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN SONG. #scripture #inspiration
“Motherfucker did I tell you to stop? Never stop, we’re gonna be dancing and drinking the most wicked of elixirs till the next sunset hits. We’re gonna be up in this bitch till the first motherfucker drops, then we know who the messiahs chose to go meet em first.” -Sacrament 3:34 PRAISE BE, MOTHERFUCKERS! NEVER LET THE OBSTACLES OF THE EVERY NIGHT KILL YOUR MIRTH! DRINK UP, AND GET TO IT! #scripture #inspiration
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP! MAY YOUR NIGHT BE MERRY AND YOUR DREAMING BE BLOODTHIRSTY! ⚇
AmEn...
cArnIvAls 1:1 "I dIdn't bEgIn my shIt As thE clOwn Ass mOthErfUckEr yOU knOw tOdAy, And hOnEstly? I AIn't thInk thAt Any pUrplEblOOd dOEs. yOU AIn't bOrn wIth shIt bUt yOUr tIckEt..." #scrIptUrE
“Praise be, may elixir run like rivers, may face paint never run, may your mirth be ever present my wicked kin for the celebrations just begun” -Sacrament 3:12 DON'T YOU EVER LET THE GIBBERING SHIT HERETICS SPIT GET YOU THINKIN UNMIRTHFUL THOUGHTS OR TO TURN YOU FROM YOUR RIGHTEOUS WRATH, MOTHERFUCKERS! CELEBRATE YOUR WICKED SELF! WHOOP WHOOP! #scripture #inspiration
Ah Uhm thAnk yOU bIggEst brOthEr, prAIsE bE thE mEssIAhs
PREACH, LITTLE SISTER! HONK!
zAzzEl 4:17 "OncE thE dEAd hOOfbEAst dEcOmpOsEs yOU'rE gOnnA wIsh yOU bEAt It mOrE"
⚇ Fuckin' preach, sister. ⚇
cArnIvAls 12:4 "...And At thE End Of thE nIght I wAtchEd thEm ErEct thE bIg tOp. thEIr 'fAmIly' dAncEd And sAng And drAnk mErry As thE lArgE tEnt EclIpsEd thE rIsIng sUn, prOvIdIng shAdE And shEltEr fOr All frOm Its Angry glArE. I thInk thAt's whEn I fIrst fElt It, thE cAmArAdErIE, thE mIrth." #scrIptUrE
cArnIvAls 2:3 “sO cAmE thE cOngrEgAtIOns tOgEthEr, kIn In frOnd wIth OthEr kIn. fOr OncE OUr kInd wOUld sIt UndEr thE smAll tEnts, tEllIng stOrIEs Of gOds And whImsEy, wE nOw cOmE tOgEthEr UndEr thE rIsIng Of thE fIrst bIg tOp. fOr nOw, wE knOw OUr grEAtEst strEngth, It AInt thE mEssIAhs mOthErfUckEr Its Us” #scrIptUrE
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ amen!!!!!
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⚇ Hot shit, Pitch Letters 8:21 ⚇ "The stoked embers of passion burn like roaring hellfire when my eyes catch yours. My pusher, soaked in inkiest, most dread black when I lay with you. My hands on your thighs. your hands on my horns, rock thy filth into me until we both lay loathesome and sated. Disgust, disgust, disgust you bring me such thorough motherfucking disgust that I cannot breathe for the rot festering inside of me. Choke me on it. I want more." ⚇
maybe the clown scr1pture 1s onto someth1ng
lEttErs tO thE EmprEss 30:1 “whAt, whAddO yOU mEAn I tUrnEd On vOIcE tO tExt? whAtEvEr hOld On lEmmE jUst, dElEtE It- fUckIn tIny Ass pAlmhUsk, shItAss thIngs gOt A sEnd bUttOn nExt tO thE dElE-” A clAssIcAl lInE frOm scrIptUrE! AppArEntly AddEd UndEr thE InsIstEncE Of thE EmprEss hErsElf OncE thE nExt grAnd hIghblOOd cAmE IntO pOwEr! I hAvE hEArd A rUmOr shE kEpt It frAmEd fOr A bIt, I Am sUrE thE grAnd hIghblOOd thAt sEnt thIs mEssAgE wAs vEry prOUd Of thAt fAct, AmEn
A GOOD LESSON TO LEARN, AND MOTHERFUCKIN FUNNY TOO. THIS IS WHY I GOT SISTER ZERLIN TYPIN ALL MY SHIT FOR ME. MESSIAHS TRULY HAVE LESSONS TO TEACH US IN EVERYTHING!