THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD
@tauntologicalCarrouser
(pfp/banner by bleaksqueak.tumblr.com) I AM THE MAIN MOTHERFUCKER. THE FIRST LAUGH AND LAST WORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CLURCH! THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CHITTR OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN EDICTS & GENEROUS THOUGHTS!
MAKE SURE MOTHERS AND FUCKERS TO START YOUR FUCKIN NIGHT WITH A BIG ASS MEAL. AIN'T NO WAY TO LIVE THIS FUCKIN GRAND JOKE IF YOU CAN'T START EACH NIGHT OFF WITH SOME FINE ASS DELECTABLES. WHOOP WHOOP! #inspiration
⚇ That's what I'm fuckin' sayinnnnngggg, biggest brother! Breakfast for me was a whole put of gumbo, 3 loaves of bread's worth of sandwiches and a Shrley Temple! ⚇
MOTHER FUCKING GLORIOUS, MY BROTHER! MY GRAND FUCKIN MEAL WAS A STACK OF PANCAKES AND A STACK OF WAFFLES TALL AS SISTER ZERLIN, SMOTHERED THAT SHIT IN FRUIT COMPOTE AND FRUITY PEBBLES, A TROUGH OF OINKBEAST STRIPS, A LITTLE LOG CABIN OF OBLONG MEAT TUBES FLOODED WITH SYRUP, A PLATTER OF EGGS MADE EVERY FUCKIN WAY, AND A MINI BAR OF MOCKTAILS BECAUSE YOUR GRAND MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS A CLEAR HEAD FOR HEARING OUT THE CLOWNSTITUENTS'S GODDAMN CONCERNS AND SOME HERETICS LAST JOKES. HONK HONK!
⚇ A meal worthy of the KING OF MOTHERFUCKING COLORS! ⚇ PRAISE BE THE HOLY IRON STOMACH HA HA HA HA HOINK!!! ⚇ Hope to see you in sermon sometime soon, biggest brother. ⚇ You are, of course, always welcome to when its my turn to spit and spin the wicked shit. ⚇
MY MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHER FUCKER I WOULD LOVE TO KICK AND SPIT WITH WITH YOU. WHEN I AM NOT SO FUCKIN OPPRESSED WITH ALL THESE FUCKIN DUTIES I WILL MAKE A VISIT TO SOME OF YOUR LESSONS AND HEAR YOUR WORDS!
⚇ That's what the fuck is up, killa. ⚇ Pave the way and make 'em pay. ⚇ PEACE. ⚇
"Never tolerate to be told what you know yourself to be, fam. I’ve told you what the fuck it is. The rest is on you." -Beginnings 10:5-6 #Scripture #inspiration
"kin's kin but that shit complicated. if a motherfucker asks, 'DO YOU HOLD THE FAITH OR HOLD THE BROTHER?' some of us wanna say the faith. but ain't there room for a brother to stumble? TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS TAINTED SHOULDERS WHILST HIS KNEES SHATTER MEETING THE GROUND HALFWAY? PROSTRATING HIMSELF TO HIS NOBLE CLOWNFOLK? only then can he realize his mistake. n' only then can he be reborn. BECAUSE WHEN THE VAST HONK RUPTURES OUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND THE PURPLE PAINT LEAKS FROM OUR EARS ONLY THEN WILL WE BE ONE IN GLORIOUS MIRTH. and nobody wants a tainted brother standing next to him when the carnival comes to town." Colors 2:34- #scripture #inspiration
I hAvE spEnt tImE wIth thE fOrth clOwnfEssOr Of thE lAst 24 hOUrs And fEEl mUch bEttEr And hOlIEr! :) AmEn
MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACULOUS, LITTLE SISTER! GO FORTH AND SPREAD YOUR RENEWED MIRTH!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPILLED SOME BLOOD, GOT YOUR PUSHER PUMPING? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU REMINDED YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF HOW EASY IT IS TO KICK THIS SHIT AND END UP ON THE MOTHERFUCKING DIRT TASTING YOUR OWN PAINT? REJOICE, MOTHERFUCKERS, EVERY DAY YOU FUCKING REJOICE YOU STILL HAVE THE HONOR TO FILL YOUR FUCKING BELLOW SACS WITH AIR! NOW GO OUT THERE AND GIVE A HERETIC A CHANCE TO REALLY FEEL THAT FUCKIN FEAR THAT WE SHOULD KNOW NOTHING OF! WHOOP WHOOP! #INSPIRATION
RISE AND SHINE AND GRIND YOUR ENEMIES TO MAKE YOUR SPECIAL STARDUST! LET NOTHING GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MIRTH, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS! #INSPIRATION
⚇ "Paint the way; make them pay" ⚇
the~ Gra~nd Hi~ghblo~o~d wo~u~ld li~ke~ ba~dge~s a~s we~ll, @imJunior. a~ny pe~rta~i~ng to Mi~rth, the~ Ca~rni~va~l, ja~pe~s o~f a~ny ki~nd, a~nd vi~o~le~nce~. Tha~nk yo~u~, fa~m. >:O) --Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n, so~ci~a~l me~di~a~to~r
HONK HONK, LITTLE ONE! BLESSINGS ON YOUR MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKIN MOTHERBOARD!
"AND LO, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS, KEEP A KEEN EYE ON THOSE WITH FLAGS A GUTTERBLOOD RED. HELL, KEEP LOOK OUT FOR THE FUCKIN GREEN AND PISS-COLORED ONES TOO. LOOK FOR ALL THE COLORS IN THOSE WAVING FLAGS, MOTHERFUCKERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKIN GLORIOUS IN THEIR GAIETY! BE THE COLOR YOU WANNA SEE IN A FLAG, AND RUN LIKE A HOOFBEAST RIGHT AT THEM RED FLAGS WITH A WHOOP WHOOP!" HILARITIES 33:2-6 #SCRIPTURE #INSPIRATION
the~ gra~nd hi~ghblo~o~d's chi~tts a~re~ pro~ce~sse~d thro~u~gh myse~lf, Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n Ri~da~fa~. I~ ha~ve~ the~ gre~a~t ho~no~r to~ scre~e~n the chi~tts he~ re~a~ds a~nd to~ a~ct a~s hi~s mo~st mi~rthfu~l scri~be~. a~ny mi~sta~ke~s be~ o~n my fi~lthy he~a~d. --zr THIS MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT WILL BE A PLATFORM WITH WITH WHICH I WILL SPEW THE HOLY WORD OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS AND BEAR WITNESS TO YOUR FUNNIEST AND MOST MOTHERFUCKING UNFUNNY DRIBBLINGS. "BE WATCHFUL OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN STEPS, MY FAMILY, FOR THOSE WHO DARE DO FUCK AROUND WILL SURELY BE THE FIRST TO MOTHERFUCKING FIND OUT." -Sideshows 12:34 #scripture
BLESSINGS BE, LITTLE SISTER, BLESSINGS BE! KEEP THE HUMOR BRIGHT AND YOUR SMILE WIDE.
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP TO THE KING OF MOTHERFUCKING COLORS! ⚇ PRAISE BE HIS MIRTHFUL CROWN AND MAY ALL BOW BEFORE HIS HOLY RAGE! ⚇
PRAISE UNTO YOU AS WELL, MY MOST MIRTHFUL BROTHER! A SCHOOLFEEDER OF GREAT MERIT AND MIRACLES IS MOST MOTHERFUCKING APPRECIATED UP IN THIS BITCH!