THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD
@tauntologicalCarrouser
(pfp/banner by bleaksqueak.tumblr.com) I AM THE MAIN MOTHERFUCKER. THE FIRST LAUGH AND LAST WORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CLURCH! THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CHITTR OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN EDICTS & GENEROUS THOUGHTS!
“Get nasty, bitch! And let the haters all motherfucking gag on it.” - Sideshows 8:1 #WORDSTOLIVEBY #inspiration #scripture
“There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked” - Colors 27:27 #Scripture #inspiration
"And the paint should represent our capriciousness, our ability to embrace change and be changed. The sun will set and the moons will rise and so will our paint change like the tides. Your evening application a prayer, to marr it with blood, a song." -Beginnings 12:52 THINK ON THESE WORDS AS YOU APPLY YOUR PAINT, MOTHERFUCKERS! LET IT SING IN YOUR SOUL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN SONG. #scripture #inspiration
“Motherfucker did I tell you to stop? Never stop, we’re gonna be dancing and drinking the most wicked of elixirs till the next sunset hits. We’re gonna be up in this bitch till the first motherfucker drops, then we know who the messiahs chose to go meet em first.” -Sacrament 3:34 PRAISE BE, MOTHERFUCKERS! NEVER LET THE OBSTACLES OF THE EVERY NIGHT KILL YOUR MIRTH! DRINK UP, AND GET TO IT! #scripture #inspiration
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP! MAY YOUR NIGHT BE MERRY AND YOUR DREAMING BE BLOODTHIRSTY! ⚇
“Praise be, may elixir run like rivers, may face paint never run, may your mirth be ever present my wicked kin for the celebrations just begun” -Sacrament 3:12 DON'T YOU EVER LET THE GIBBERING SHIT HERETICS SPIT GET YOU THINKIN UNMIRTHFUL THOUGHTS OR TO TURN YOU FROM YOUR RIGHTEOUS WRATH, MOTHERFUCKERS! CELEBRATE YOUR WICKED SELF! WHOOP WHOOP! #scripture #inspiration
Ah Uhm thAnk yOU bIggEst brOthEr, prAIsE bE thE mEssIAhs
"SO REJOICE, MY SIBLINGS! Take life by the fuckin horns and RIP THEM OFF if you have to! CLAW YOUR WAY OUT OF DARKNESS WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN SMILE ON YOUR FACE, AND EAT AND DRINK TIL YOU'RE FIT TO BURST! You are ALIVE, and those MOTHERFUCKERS are dead by your hands." -Colors 39: 1-3 #scripture #inspiration
⚇ Motherfucking, YES, biggest brother! PREACH THAT SHIT GOOD AND HOLY! ⚇
FUCK YES, BROTHER! WAS GETTIN MY EAT ON AND FELT INSPIRED. MESSIAHS TRULY BLESS EVERY STROKE OF OUR FUCKIN PAINTINGS THAT WE CALL LIFE.
A MOTHERFUCKER IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE! #fightnight
‡ brother ur the grand highblood why tf are you going to fitenite. liǁ«e what ifsomeone beats da snot outta u. do they liǁ«e. become next grand highblood? grander highblood? bruh ‡
https://msparp.chat/fight_night_2_the_refightening I~t'll be~ he~re~. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n
"Ain't no point in taking sides in a beef when both sides is wilin' out like fuckin' wrigglers. You want that beef squashed? Then pull out the strife deck and squash it like adults. You ain't on Alternia no more, my little ones. This the real shit." -Sideshows 16:20 PREACH IT, MY MOTHERFUCKERS! IF YOU'RE GOIN TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN FIGHT NIGHT, YOU MAY SEE A MOTHERFUCKER THERE. HONK HONK! #scripture #inspiration #fightnight
Oh, gOOdnEss... yOU ArE pArtIcIpAtIng In thE fEstIvItIEs Oh mIrthfUl OnE? I wIsh yOU thE bEst Of lUck, mEssIAhs wAtch OvEr yOU :) pErhAps I wIll wAtch...
⚇ WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOP ⚇
YOU GOT IT RIGHT, LITTLE SISTER! MAY THE MESSIAHS GUIDE MY MOTHERFUCKIN CLUBS AND CLAWS! GETCHA WATCH ON, IT'LL BE GLORIOUS.
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ ◕MG WAITTT Y◕URE G◕NNA BE THERE BIGGEST BR◕THER????? SHIT N◕W I REALLY G◕TTA G◕
On3 of th3 f3w thing2 I 233n from th3 clurch that I can g3t b3hind
I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY SISTER ZERLIN, WHO HELPS MAINTAIN MY MOTHERFUCKIN PRESENCE HERE, THAT THE @bulgeCurator IS CELEBRATING THEIR FUCKIN WRIGGLING DAY TODAY. I FIND THEM TO BE MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACULOUS AND THEIR GIFT TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST SIGNS THAT THE MESSIAHS HAVE A HAND IN ALL THINGS MIRTHFUL AND WRATHFUL. SO A BIG FUCKIN WHOOP WHOOP TO YOU ON THIS DAY! WHOOP WHOOP!
꧁hhhhhhhhheleohehghghhghhhhhhhhhhhhhajnm꧂
“...And at the end of the night I watched them erect the Big Top. Their 'family' danced and sang and drank merry as the large tent eclipsed the rising sun, providing shade and shelter for all from its angry glare. I think that's when I first felt it, the camaraderie, the mirth. The MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY." -Carnivals 12:4 REMINDER TO YOU ALL! AT THE END OF THE FUCKIN NIGHT AND ALL THROUGHOUT THE MOTHERFUCKIN BURNING DAY, WE ARE FAMILY! HONK HONK! #scripture #inspiration
FUCK YEAH, LITTLE SISTER! AND YOU BEST KICK THAT SHIT THAT'S GOT YOU FEELIN ALL LOW AND UNMIRTHFUL. PULL THROUGH AND GET YOUR SMILE ON.
Oh, gOOdnEss, thAnk yOU, blEssEd bE Oh mIrthfUl OnE!!! I shAll pUll thrOUgh, thAnks tO thE glOry Of thE mEssIAhs, AmEn
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ Amen biggest br◕thar!!
“No fear, brothers and sisters, no fear of the waders, the brine-drinkers. There’s no mirth in the sea and no painting the water doesn’t wash off and you’ve got your hands on the righteous shit they won’t ever know. No fear of the waders, for you’re higher than them. You’re higher than anybody.” -Colors 33:4-7 #scripture #inspiration #WHOOPWHOOP
⚇ That's damn motherfuckin' right. ⚇ ⚇
MAKE 'EM FEAR THE SHORELINE IF THEY AIN'T GOT THE PUNCHLINE! WHOOP WHOOP!
Ah, Uhm, AmEn bIggEst brOthEr! AmEn fOr thE wOrds Of thE scrIptUrE...
“The Vast Honk will deafen and take from us, and all together we’ll head on up and get our dance on through fire and over skulls and horns—” -Colors 18:19 #scripture #inspiration
worshipping english is stupid. id say the same shit if this was a king in yellow scripture post.
the~ i~gno~re~ bu!tto~n he~lps me~ ke~e~p the~ Gra~nd Hi~ghblo~o~d fro~m bo~the~ri~n re~a~di~n a~nythi~n so~me~ a~li~e~n fu~ck ha~s to~ sa~y. pi~ss jo~ke~s i~s lo~w ha~ngi~n fru~i~t. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n
Way to miss the point of my response. They didn't teach you reading comprehension at evil moron school, I guess.
I don't think they worship Lord English. I don't think they even really know who he's supposed to be...they're Alternian and worship TWO Messiahs. in fact the worship of the Messiahs Made Flesh is a whole heretical Cult that's hunted down by the main branch of the Clurch. your interpretation of this scripture is misguided.
the~ he~re~ti~ca~l he~mo~ a~no~n i~s ri~ght. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n
deeply sorry for my misstep. i made a dumbshit assumption and the blatant disrespect i displayed was not cool.
SHORT ONE TODAY BUT NONE THE MOTHERFUCKIN LESS A GOOD ONE. “Waste all. Want All.” -Laughter 5:16 #scripture #inspiration
MAKE SURE MOTHERS AND FUCKERS TO START YOUR FUCKIN NIGHT WITH A BIG ASS MEAL. AIN'T NO WAY TO LIVE THIS FUCKIN GRAND JOKE IF YOU CAN'T START EACH NIGHT OFF WITH SOME FINE ASS DELECTABLES. WHOOP WHOOP! #inspiration
⚇ That's what I'm fuckin' sayinnnnngggg, biggest brother! Breakfast for me was a whole put of gumbo, 3 loaves of bread's worth of sandwiches and a Shrley Temple! ⚇
MOTHER FUCKING GLORIOUS, MY BROTHER! MY GRAND FUCKIN MEAL WAS A STACK OF PANCAKES AND A STACK OF WAFFLES TALL AS SISTER ZERLIN, SMOTHERED THAT SHIT IN FRUIT COMPOTE AND FRUITY PEBBLES, A TROUGH OF OINKBEAST STRIPS, A LITTLE LOG CABIN OF OBLONG MEAT TUBES FLOODED WITH SYRUP, A PLATTER OF EGGS MADE EVERY FUCKIN WAY, AND A MINI BAR OF MOCKTAILS BECAUSE YOUR GRAND MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS A CLEAR HEAD FOR HEARING OUT THE CLOWNSTITUENTS'S GODDAMN CONCERNS AND SOME HERETICS LAST JOKES. HONK HONK!
⚇ A meal worthy of the KING OF MOTHERFUCKING COLORS! ⚇ PRAISE BE THE HOLY IRON STOMACH HA HA HA HA HOINK!!! ⚇ Hope to see you in sermon sometime soon, biggest brother. ⚇ You are, of course, always welcome to when its my turn to spit and spin the wicked shit. ⚇
MY MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHER FUCKER I WOULD LOVE TO KICK AND SPIT WITH WITH YOU. WHEN I AM NOT SO FUCKIN OPPRESSED WITH ALL THESE FUCKIN DUTIES I WILL MAKE A VISIT TO SOME OF YOUR LESSONS AND HEAR YOUR WORDS!
⚇ That's what the fuck is up, killa. ⚇ Pave the way and make 'em pay. ⚇ PEACE. ⚇
"Never tolerate to be told what you know yourself to be, fam. I’ve told you what the fuck it is. The rest is on you." -Beginnings 10:5-6 #Scripture #inspiration
"kin's kin but that shit complicated. if a motherfucker asks, 'DO YOU HOLD THE FAITH OR HOLD THE BROTHER?' some of us wanna say the faith. but ain't there room for a brother to stumble? TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS TAINTED SHOULDERS WHILST HIS KNEES SHATTER MEETING THE GROUND HALFWAY? PROSTRATING HIMSELF TO HIS NOBLE CLOWNFOLK? only then can he realize his mistake. n' only then can he be reborn. BECAUSE WHEN THE VAST HONK RUPTURES OUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND THE PURPLE PAINT LEAKS FROM OUR EARS ONLY THEN WILL WE BE ONE IN GLORIOUS MIRTH. and nobody wants a tainted brother standing next to him when the carnival comes to town." Colors 2:34- #scripture #inspiration
I hAvE spEnt tImE wIth thE fOrth clOwnfEssOr Of thE lAst 24 hOUrs And fEEl mUch bEttEr And hOlIEr! :) AmEn
MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACULOUS, LITTLE SISTER! GO FORTH AND SPREAD YOUR RENEWED MIRTH!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPILLED SOME BLOOD, GOT YOUR PUSHER PUMPING? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU REMINDED YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF HOW EASY IT IS TO KICK THIS SHIT AND END UP ON THE MOTHERFUCKING DIRT TASTING YOUR OWN PAINT? REJOICE, MOTHERFUCKERS, EVERY DAY YOU FUCKING REJOICE YOU STILL HAVE THE HONOR TO FILL YOUR FUCKING BELLOW SACS WITH AIR! NOW GO OUT THERE AND GIVE A HERETIC A CHANCE TO REALLY FEEL THAT FUCKIN FEAR THAT WE SHOULD KNOW NOTHING OF! WHOOP WHOOP! #INSPIRATION
RISE AND SHINE AND GRIND YOUR ENEMIES TO MAKE YOUR SPECIAL STARDUST! LET NOTHING GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MIRTH, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS! #INSPIRATION
⚇ "Paint the way; make them pay" ⚇
the~ Gra~nd Hi~ghblo~o~d wo~u~ld li~ke~ ba~dge~s a~s we~ll, @imJunior. a~ny pe~rta~i~ng to Mi~rth, the~ Ca~rni~va~l, ja~pe~s o~f a~ny ki~nd, a~nd vi~o~le~nce~. Tha~nk yo~u~, fa~m. >:O) --Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n, so~ci~a~l me~di~a~to~r
HONK HONK, LITTLE ONE! BLESSINGS ON YOUR MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKIN MOTHERBOARD!
"AND LO, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS, KEEP A KEEN EYE ON THOSE WITH FLAGS A GUTTERBLOOD RED. HELL, KEEP LOOK OUT FOR THE FUCKIN GREEN AND PISS-COLORED ONES TOO. LOOK FOR ALL THE COLORS IN THOSE WAVING FLAGS, MOTHERFUCKERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKIN GLORIOUS IN THEIR GAIETY! BE THE COLOR YOU WANNA SEE IN A FLAG, AND RUN LIKE A HOOFBEAST RIGHT AT THEM RED FLAGS WITH A WHOOP WHOOP!" HILARITIES 33:2-6 #SCRIPTURE #INSPIRATION
