
“The Vast Honk will deafen and take from us, and all together we’ll head on up and get our dance on through fire and over skulls and horns—” -Colors 18:19 #scripture #inspiration

AmEn...

worshipping english is stupid. id say the same shit if this was a king in yellow scripture post.

the~ i~gno~re~ bu!tto~n he~lps me~ ke~e~p the~ Gra~nd Hi~ghblo~o~d fro~m bo~the~ri~n re~a~di~n a~nythi~n so~me~ a~li~e~n fu~ck ha~s to~ sa~y. pi~ss jo~ke~s i~s lo~w ha~ngi~n fru~i~t. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n

Way to miss the point of my response. They didn't teach you reading comprehension at evil moron school, I guess.

no, they were great at teaching me how to be evil and a moron.

I don't think they worship Lord English. I don't think they even really know who he's supposed to be...they're Alternian and worship TWO Messiahs. in fact the worship of the Messiahs Made Flesh is a whole heretical Cult that's hunted down by the main branch of the Clurch. your interpretation of this scripture is misguided.

clearly.

...shit, seriously? god fucking dammit.

the~ he~re~ti~ca~l he~mo~ a~no~n i~s ri~ght. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n

deeply sorry for my misstep. i made a dumbshit assumption and the blatant disrespect i displayed was not cool.