Gottah Secret
@canyouKeepit
what, are you a cop¿ I'm not sure what I’m here for now. curiosity perhaps.
(( Your name is Nunya Bidnus. Ha ha very funny. No, your name is █████ █████. Alright. Fine. The name you've been going by now is Gottah Secret. It's very stupid, but that feels appropriate to you for this website on the splinternet. Splinternet is also something of a stupid name, after all, but it is what it is. As your stupid alias implies, you are a very secretive troll. You enjoy RESEARCHING a multitude of subjects, specifically those exploring various controversies and conspiracies, of which Chittr seems to be have a lot. You also enjoy MOSS and LICHEN as well as wondering the woods of █████████ on Alternia. You are also quite proficient at setting traps and extracting biomass and fluids from the things you capture. You are a HEMOANON and will stay that way thank you very much. You have no interest in pursuing CONCUPISCENT quadrants, but do have a mild interest in CONCILIATORY ones, not that you will be actively pursue either Ashen or Pale ones. You are a big believer on "if it happens it happens" for most facets of life. You are curious about a great many people on Chittr and follow the ones that strike your fancy--many of whom are clearly at odds with each other, especially if you find something amusing. Below is how you look, though very few have ever seen what you look like, and those that have would hardly be able to guess at your blood color nor easily pick you out of a line up. You know this from experience. You enjoy wearing color, and are happy to have people assume you are wearing a quadmate's color or your own. You do not correct them. Whenever you go out into public, you are sure to hide the white streak in your hair under a hat or bandana. If you were to play SGRUB your Classpect would be Witch Of Void. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a47feb72bb5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66914a4cf2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2356e0b0f763.png
I would be Tom Bombadil. because I wish to be a mysterious helper who appears and vanishes and gets cut for time. #chittrlotRcasting
Kids these days with their "backrooms" whatever happened to being in a NORMAL ROOM with TRAPS? Like if you agree!
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current theme that is gaining traction is one that makes me deeply uncomfortable and confused. time to log off.
I have tripped multiple times, I think I am going to give up on jump rope for now.
꧁An Alternian's Guide to Intercourse Hygiene A practical guide to bulges, nooks, and other anatomical mysteries This guide assumes adult trolls engaging consensually. Troll anatomy is notoriously inconsistent, so when confronted with an unfamiliar organ, cavity, gland, membrane, tentacle, valve, or ominously pulsating structure, the first rule is simple: do not assume you know what it does. Ask its owner. I've seen thousands of bulges, maybe millions. None are the same. Before Intercourse Wash your hands. Soap and water are preferable. Pay particular attention beneath claws or fingernails. Discuss anatomy beforehand. Ask which structures are sensitive, which are penetrative, which can be penetrated, and which absolutely should not be touched. Trim and smooth sharp nails. A freshly clipped claw can be sharper than one you left alone. Clean external anatomy with warm water. Mild, unscented soap can be used on ordinary exterior skin, but avoid putting soap inside nooks, sheaths, vents, or other mucous membranes. Do not aggressively scrub bulges. Delicate membranes do not become more hygienic with rugburn. Remove sharp jewelry from hands, bulges, nook-adjacent anatomy, or anywhere else likely to experience friction. Check for cuts, sores, unusual discharge, swelling, parasites, or unexplained discoloration. Postpone intercourse if something appears wrong. Bulges should be treated like a sensitive external or partially retractable genital tissue. Wash the outside gently with warm water. If the bulge retracts into a sheathe or similar structure, clean only as far as can be comfortably exposed without forcing it open. Avoid perfumes, disinfectants, rubbing alcohol, bleach, industrial degreasers, antiseptic wipes, and 'medicinal' alternatives. If natural lubrication from bulge excretion it not sufficient, use a body-safe lubricant. Friction injuries can be small, and ultimately infected. If multiple partners or orifices are involved, clean the bulge or change barriers before moving between them. A bulge that suddenly becomes painful, markedly swollen, persistently retracted, persistently extended, strangely colored, numb, or nonresponsive should be evaluated by your mediculler. Nook Hygiene A nook is largely self-maintaining. Do not douche it. Internal washing can disrupt whatever microbiome, pH balance, mucus layer, fungal colony, symbiotic microorganism, or other safeguards your body has adapted. These keep the nook functioning normally. Clean the external nook and surrounding folds with warm water. Mild unscented cleanser may be appropriate. After intercourse, urination may help reduce urinary irritation for trolls whose urinary anatomy communicates with the same general region. Normal secretions can vary significantly. More concerning signs include: Persistent foul or dramatically changed odor New itching or burning Green, gray, bloody, or otherwise unusual discharge Significant pelvic or abdominal pain Sores, ulcers, blisters, or unexplained growths Fever When in doubt, consult a mediculler rather than attempting to sterilize the problem yourself. Regarding lubrication, use it whenever there is substantial friction. Reapply as necessary. Do not ignore friction pain. Barriers are appropriate for some anatomy. Change these barriers when switching partners, orifices, or both. Never reuse a barrier. Anything entering somebody's nook, sheath, cloaca, or other internal structure should be clean and smooth. Wash reusable toys based off of their component structure. Nonporous materials are generally easier to sanitize than porous ones. Silicone needs toy cleanser. If sharing a toy between partners, wash it or place a new barrier over it between users. Do not move something directly from an anus or waste-processing opening into a nook without thoroughly cleaning it first. And if an object was manufactured for construction, cooking, FLARP combat, dentistry, automotive repair, or military service, it probably should not be inserted into anybody. Sometimes your partner will possess something that is neither obviously a bulge nor a nook. We have seen all of these through my bulge ratings, one way or another. So here's my examples. Possible examples include: Retractable tentacular structures Secondary bulges Multiple nooks Cloacal arrangements Inflatable tissue Barbed structures Scent glands Graspers Hemolymph-filled erectile tissue Temporary mating-season anatomy Structures that fluoresce ominously when stimulated In these circumstances: Ask before touching. Find out whether the structure can safely experience pressure, penetration, suction, friction, twisting, or prolonged stimulation. Never force open a closed structure. Never pull on something simply because it extends. If something becomes stuck, painfully swollen, loses circulation, begins bleeding significantly, or refuses to return to its ordinary configuration, stop intercourse and seek medical attention. Aftercare and Cleanup After intercourse: Remove barriers carefully. Wash external anatomy gently with warm water. Urinate if appropriate to your anatomy. Drink some water. Clean toys and reusable equipment. Change bedding if bodily fluids have accumulated substantially. Check for unexpected abrasions or bleeding. Ask your partner whether anything hurts. Minor temporary sensitivity can be normal. Persistent pain is not. Things You Should Never Put on a Bulge or in a Nook Unless specifically prescribed by a qualified troll physician: Rubbing alcohol Hydrogen peroxide Household disinfectant Bleach Perfume Essential oils Toothpaste Deodorant Strongly scented soap Engine lubricant Weapon oil Faygo syrup Grub disinfectant Industrial slime cleanser Your genitals are not a countertop. The Universal Rule Whether dealing with one bulge, two bulges, a nook, several nooks, a cloaca, a retractable tentacle apparatus, or some grotesque highblood reproductive organ apparently designed by natural selection during a personal crisis: Keep it clean, keep it lubricated, use barriers when appropriate, do not cross-contaminate body openings, communicate with its owner, and stop when something hurts. #NSFW #SafePailing #SafeINterCourse #SexualHealth #Hygiene #TrollAnatomy #NonlinearAnatomy #AdaptiveBiology #AlienBiology #TrollianBiology꧂
Very Carefully Made And Well Put, Vesi*ca Well Done thi*s Shall Save Many A Nook.ᛝ
꧁Hfffthankyou Riotte. I'vebeenvery busy in my timeaway.꧂
This is more compllicated than I had anticipated. Valluablle knowlledge.
~I'm gO~ing tO~ gO~ jerk O~ff with a bar O~f s~Oap until it hurts, then sit O~n it, thanks f~Or the advice bud~ ~#nsfw~
#dashwatching https://fiłe.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/IMG_3129.jpeg
@vitalBrush how does it feel to have possibly damned your universe to eternal madness and destruction because you have no impulse control¿
Bad :(
good.
Sign could be saying "DANGER. IN HERE IS SOMETHING THAT WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS." in twenty different ways while a warning siren goes off next to it and some of you would still be like "open..."
၄⋆၃ im so tired jaxk
We can kill them.
That sign that reads "You will die and it will hurt the whole time you're dying" can't stop them, Chittr users can't read.
Or listen to the warning siren.
Good job on finding the most braindead people for your evil plans
another #tavrostuesday upon us. joy to all who celebrate.
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bros speaking keiesmash i know this is a ciepher im just bein sillie
Stares at you with big wet eyes
we call all get a little silly with it.
you started this with your secret cipher speak with your little human bestie. /silly
yessirrrr (gender neutral)
My little human bestie!! Yeah, he can be that. :)
tol|ghts the l|ght! 6 to 8 pm est |s my pole dAnc|ng clAss! everyone |s welcome to jo|n or spectAte. stAy After for A fun l|ttle snAck run :)
I'm sad I will have to miss this~.
A rem|nder to those who mAybe d|dnt see |t but |m host|ng A pole dAnc|ng clAss tomorrow from 6 to 8 est! we w|ll be gett|ng m|lk And cook|es AfterwArds :) All Are welcome to jo|n And pArt|c|pAte!!!
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you cAn come! :D everyones |nv|ted
some lights I stay up cashing in my bad luck some lights I call it a draw some lights I wish that my lips could build a castle some lights I wish they'd just fall off but I still wake up I still see your ghost oh lord I'm still not sure what I stand for oh, oh, what do I stand for¿ what do I stand for¿ most lights, I don't know anymore #lyricposting
The full spectrogram as I was able to get it out. It appears to be several pictures perhaps those of the "keykeepers"¿ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86143542ce1d.png #doorguyarg
WAIT IS THAT THE THING DOORGUY RANDOMLY SENT ME--
၄⋆၃ oh wow yeah thats definitely our profile pixtures in there
xennox, (asper, hope, dean, and... is that florid?
omg we're on tv...
၄⋆၃ it is indeed florid it seems
၄⋆၃ florid was the first one to enxounter door guy i believe it makes sense
yeah like PERIGEES ago !!
I believe these are people that the Door Guy has deemed trustworthy keyholders. those who were able to crack his codes and who he trusts as friends.
MY TH|NG!!!!! my pole dAnc|ng clAss |s go|ng to tAke plAce the 24th from 6 to 8 pm est (whAtever thAt meAns :) ) All Are welcome to jo|n or spectAte! :D
YESS ILL 8E THERE 8oth to learn, and as security
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sign me up!
I need to learn from the master
I am very excited. I will try to show up as soon as I can, though I may be a little late.
၄⋆၃ ill keep you updated on if i am able to attend dearest friend zuxxia shout pole xurrently my sxhedule seems xlear however :) nubs xrossed
Dom or svb? Bro if | covld choose where to e^t why wovld it be between Svbw^il or Domino's get ovt of my f^ce. #nsfw
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I know very little about Beforian culture or the planet itself other than it is like some alternate version of my own world. it seems like Limebloods are alive and treated as any other member of the hemospectrum, and "culling" seems...like a very saccharine amount of coddling, rather than killing someone for the 'greater benefit of society'. I would be interested in learning any other facts about Beforus.
8=l < Culling is only saccharine on a surface level, that's propoganda 8=l < It's a cruel practice that demoralizes the cullee and strips them of their personhood 8=l < While there are individ001s that do the practice in a wholesome manner 8=l < I have often herd accounts of cullees wishing they'd just been killed than forced to lived the way their culler forces them to
...that sounds truly horrific.
8=l < Whether Beforan or Alternian the practice is abhorrent 8=l < I tr001y am lucky I left the planet when I was young 8=l < My b100d put me in position to have the less fortunate assigned to me 8=l < And I don't wish that on anyone 8=l < Especially not the things I learned in my education about it
on the frame with the nerd emoji. "They are getting through lock the door"
"thank you for your help, tonight I truly need it, my closest friends, those I have spoken I have spoken too much to and those I have never spoken a pee, i thank you truly"
the numbers repeat I think, it's difficult to get all of them...
I must go to cupe now, but I will be tackling this mystery full force tomorrow.
an ARG dropping from Door Guy was not what I expected, and that's on me.
၄⋆၃ oh i was WAITING for this SHOUT POLE
you are ON it.